Fuck, that's a hell of a way to mop a floor. It's inspiring really. So how exactly would one apply this kind of creativity to cleaning up their bathroom? I've got shit stains on my toilet dating back from 1997 and the only way I'm gonna get off my ass and do something about it is if it involves a naked woman.

Date: 11.3.08 | Views: 1,337,039 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Her vagina looks a lot like a baseball mit, same color too. If you're gonna be 69'ing her with you on bottom, do yourself a favor and bring along a snorkel.

Date: 10.24.08 | Views: 837,229 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Nothing says revenge like like mixing bodily fluids into the foods of others. Think about how much spit, piss, shit and semen you've unwittingly ingested at the hands of motherfuckers like this. Processed food 4 life.

Date: 10.13.08 | Views: 1,223,675 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Ashley Blue gets choked out in what is supposedly her first porn shoot ever. Every Muslim across the globe will be shouting Allah Akbar as they stroke their tootsie rolls to this video. Click HERE and you'll understand why.

Date: 10.2.08 | Views: 2,011,247 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Cocks like this ought to be illegal, punishable by castration. Anything above 13 inches has got to go. They'll poke your eye out, prolapse your ass and leave with you a cocktail of STD's.

Date: 9.30.08 | Views: 1,796,553 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

You think you've got it good? This dude has a curled mullet and a 7 inch cock that he can suck all on his own. Jealous right? Now before you do that semi backwards somersault, you should really read up on the dangers associated with autofellatio. Wouldn't want you to snap your neck or get some terrible STD.

Date: 9.28.08 | Views: 1,274,848 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

This poor fella just wanted a bigger wiener, and with a tootsie roll like that who could blame him? But I'll be damned if the doctor wasn't drunk off his ass cause right now his dick looks a lot like my ballsack. Someone pull a Lorena Bobbit and end this guys misery.

Date: 9.26.08 | Views: 827,136 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

It's typical really. Nudists are all about being natural... leave the genitals exposed, armpits unshaven and when you've got a yeast infection... you let it rain.

Date: 9.24.08 | Views: 1,127,540 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Wrong hole? No not quite. More like wrong fucking direction. His cock nearly pierces through the piece of skin seperating her ass from her pussy. Remember the 'chestburster' scene from Alien? Just watch...

Date: 9.16.08 | Views: 1,168,862 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Looks like her pussy has gone through a garbage disposer. It's okay, as long her asshole is still intact and hemorrhoid-free, she has a decent shot at scoring a date with me.

Date: 9.1.08 | Views: 804,517 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

She's 19 and still a virgin. I guess no one wanted to fuck her, afterall its kinda hard to get past that rat-face of hers. So she enlists the help of a friend who's equipped with a hair brush. Guess what happens.

Date: 8.29.08 | Views: 1,287,149 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

If a woman told me I did that too her asshole, I'd be flattered. One could only hope that their penis be capable of such damage.

Date: 8.22.08 | Views: 848,207 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

It's a martial art. Only use it when absolutely necessary, like when your mom won't do your laundry.

Date: 8.18.08 | Views: 635,651 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Don't worry, she won't bite!

Date: 8.10.08 | Views: 589,372 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

His trouser snake has the characteristics of many species. It resembles a black python but moves like a desert sidewinder. It has the venom of a western diamondback, infecting its prey with an assortment of STD's. Avoid contact without protection.

Date: 8.6.08 | Views: 887,835 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre