Close your eyes and just listen to the audio. Sounds like a 400 pound woman's gaping vadge being pummeled by cock right? I suppose 1st hand experience is required to really know the sound but the point is - watermelon's are capable of providing multisensory satisfaction, whereas most conventional sex aids lack the sound effect component. So next time you're feeling desperate, skip the adult store and head to the market - produce aisle. I recommend seedless.

Date: 2.3.09 | Views: 560,356 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Mmmm medium rare - spledid, my favorite. Just pass me the salt & pepper and I'll be good to go. See more HERE.

Date: 2.1.09 | Views: 818,910 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Such betrayal. If you're gonna engage in multi-person hetrosexual love-making, you gotta work as a team. So back stabbers beware, pick a sword fight with me and I'll perforate your asshole with my lightning rod.

Date: 1.21.09 | Views: 1,239,998 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Hillbilly Johnson unleashes a load of his secret sauce onto the face of his sleeping wife, who carries an uncanny resembleance to the late Terri Schiavo.... but in a good way.

Date: 1.19.09 | Views: 908,984 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

The cameraman is right. Looks like someone tried to put a bullet in her pink taco but missed by a few inches... which is surprising when you take into consideration the size of her cunt. Not exactly a hard target folks. Now go check out LATIN ABUSE to find out how her cornhole got so damaged!

Date: 1.10.09 | Views: 1,268,029 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Now this is a most excellent way to tear that thin piece of skin that separates the inside of the vagina from the poop shoot. Puncture that and your lady friend will be the first woman on earth to space dock herself. Wee! Sounds like eFukt material to me. Any volutneers? Click HERE to see a similar video.

Date: 1.10.09 | Views: 938,040 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

That doesn't even look too fun. Her tits look like tomatoes on the verge of exploding. I never realized breasts were so durable. Not only do they come in handy for whatever the fuck you'd call this shit, but they also serve as excellent punching bags. They're multipurpose, unlike my penis.

Date: 12.28.08 | Views: 929,435 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Nice, direct access to the spinal cord. One thrust too deep and she'll be paralyzed from the tits down - which would actually be pretty cool... cause then could officially nickname your penis the "backstabber".

Date: 12.23.08 | Views: 1,066,873 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

I love this reverse beastiality shit. It's like the animals are taking revenge upon the humans for all the fucked up things we've done to them. I wanna see this elephant ass fuck one of those Canadian seal clubbers to death. That would be radical. See part 1 HERE & more shit like this at Depraved3D.

Date: 11.30.08 | Views: 863,525 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

You know what would've made this really awesome? If he tea bagged some naked bitch directly after shitting out his ballsack. I mean come on, the mere presence of a woman would've at the verly least hetrosexualized this video and then I wouldn't have to feel so gosh darn faggoty for posting it.

Date: 11.20.08 | Views: 711,655 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

This is from a Russian film called Philosophy Of A Knife. It's about the Japanese Unit 731... the one that pretty much spent a decade coming up with ridiculous ways to kill people. It's basically just 4 hours of torture. Fun fun fun. While we're on the subject, I'm in preproduction on a post-apocalyptic thriller about punk rock necrophiliacs. Really could use some female talent. Hit me up!

Date: 11.19.08 | Views: 1,200,980 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Either this video is just poorly dubbed or that tranny has some serious brain damage. Fucker can barely form a single sentence. Oh yeah and your vagina... it looks like a piece of burnt prime rib cut up with a hatchet, in a bad way.

Date: 11.17.08 | Views: 737,978 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

This couple tries to spice up their sex life with the help of some creepy crawlers and dirty talk. All I wanna know his how many bars of chocolate did it take to bribe miss piggy into doing this? I'd do it myself for a 24 pack of Holiday Spice. Why the fuck won't Pepsi bring that shit back?

Date: 11.16.08 | Views: 722,560 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Unless you see what I see: A man in a bear mask being ass fucked by animatronic reindeer. Yeah so apparently they started making the animal versions of those 'sex dolls' to suit the needs of zoophiles around the globe. I hear you can pick up a miniature stallion, fully loaded, for under $500 on ebay.

Date: 11.9.08 | Views: 1,126,242 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Did anyone else see Krang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hanging out inside of her war-torn vagina? I'll be damned if that isn't him. Anyways, I gotta maintain tradition here folks. Videos like this always awaken an ungodly hunger for the roast beef. I'm off to Arbys.

Date: 11.5.08 | Views: 872,309 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre