What was once a sniper rifle is now a snubnose magnum. How'd that happen? Lemme guess... something involving farm animals and strategically placed peanut butter? It happens to the best of us.

Date: 12.13.09 | Views: 867,522 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Seriously, what wont a woman do for money? The list is about to get shorter... cause 'sitting in a dunk tank and allowing leeches to surf the uterus' just got crossed the fuck out.

Date: 11.30.09 | Views: 1,311,179 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

The knife might be fake, but that hole in her beef curtain sure as fuck isnt. Looks like Borat ran her snapper through the meat grinder. Hey lady, one word: labiaplasty. You're halfway there!

Date: 11.6.09 | Views: 602,936 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Would've been better if Obama made a cameo.

Date: 8.22.09 | Views: 330,151 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Enough ejaculate to feed a small family of Ethiopians. See more HERE.

Date: 8.5.09 | Views: 595,565 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Chronic hemorrhoids or a dried up prolapse? Hard to say. You be the judge.

Date: 8.1.09 | Views: 465,883 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

This video isn't very eventful. I won't lie. It's just that I've never seen athletic footwear put to such great use. Do try this at home.

Date: 7.27.09 | Views: 540,597 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

All I can think about is the people who jack off to this shit. I envision a crowd of a thousand Japs in a dimly lit adult theater, simultaneously ejaculating just as the girl's vagina gets blown into oblivion by a point-blank blast from a 12 guage. Enthusiastic high fives, everywhere.

Date: 7.7.09 | Views: 621,600 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

When I first posted this 3 years ago I left out one key component - the subtitles. Because if you think making a girl eat your feces is fucked up, just wait till you see some of this dialogue. More info HERE.

Date: 7.5.09 | Views: 986,925 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

As a slut, I dig the floppy knockers and her fat ass. But as a parent, well... her family values beg refinement. Prepping for amatuer night at the local titty bar with your toddler in the room doesn't really qualify as playtime. Sorry.

Date: 7.4.09 | Views: 720,536 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Way too homoerotic for my taste, but I did get a laugh out of his 'grand finale' and the excessive use of the word "bro". Watch all the way through and you'll understand.

Date: 7.3.09 | Views: 749,547 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

All shit aside, this is seriously a great movie. It's called The Magdalene Sisters and it's based on some fucked up real life events. Netflix it. A little enlightenment will take your fap session a long way.

Date: 7.2.09 | Views: 954,835 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

God damn. If only my girlfriend shared her habits... maybe then I wouldn't end up with shit in my urethra 3 times a week.

Date: 7.1.09 | Views: 950,569 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Looks more like dessert if you ask me. Fuckin tapioca pudding.

Date: 6.29.09 | Views: 748,986 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

This girl's actually a member of the eFukt forum. No joke. So is the dude from 1 Guy 1 Cup. We have group cybersex night on Fridays. You really ought to drop by some time.

Date: 6.25.09 | Views: 659,052 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre