Shit. If my cock that was big, I'd throw on my limited edition Bugle Boy jean shorts and hit the boardwalk.

Date: 1.26.10 | Views: 1,206,559 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Asians

Chester's awfully eager to do some butt fuckin but fears his wanky might come out lookin like a Snickers bar [bitesize of course]. Luckily this Jap has access to cutting edge medical technology - a Feces Detector 3000. Kinda gross, but I find his dedication to 'safe sex' rather admirable.

Date: 1.1.10 | Views: 1,254,459 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Asians

Two years of solid constipation. That's what you get for eating dog. WHABAM!

Date: 11.7.09 | Views: 910,840 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Asians

Fuck porn, she belongs in MMA.

Date: 11.4.09 | Views: 1,416,512 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Asians

A zesty new condiment is being introduced in fast food chains throughout Japan. Can you guess what it is? I'll give you a hint - 100% organic. lol. More HERE.

Date: 10.24.09 | Views: 643,098 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Asians

The ending scene actually made me gag. That doesn't happen very often.

Date: 10.22.09 | Views: 878,206 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Asians

Yoshinoya lost his Rolex diamond watch up a hooker's fallopian tubes and sets off on a death defying expedition to recover it. Enjoy!

Date: 9.30.09 | Views: 1,250,921 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Asians

If you're among the minority of men that don't enjoy seeing Japanese women being beaten to tears, it's probably best you skip this one. These fun bags take more abuse than a Mexican pinata on May 5th.

Date: 9.21.09 | Views: 1,184,542 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Asians

This is a continuation of an older post from a few months back - Prisoner Of Whore. Plot details are sketchy but there seems to be a recurring theme involving Viet Cong soldiers executing men and defiling their wives. Get your popcorn ready.

Date: 6.15.09 | Views: 1,126,779 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Asians

I'm about to take a hot shower and fap to my Elton John's Greatest Hits CD. I'll type up a video description a bit later, k?

Date: 6.4.09 | Views: 1,318,653 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Asians

Wanna see a Mexican get fucked by a donkey? Go to Tijuana. Wanna see some over-the-hill Oriental bitch shove eels up her snatch? Go to the Philippines. Wanna see a snapping turtle go muff diving on an anorexic hooker? Me too. I've traveled half across the globe and still haven't found shit.

Date: 4.16.09 | Views: 1,426,392 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Asians

For a minute there, I was actually beginning to lose faith in Japan's ability to consistently create the most fucked up, ridiculous adult films known to man. Then I was introduced to the latest and greatest - 'anamorphic animal porn'. Pure win.

Date: 3.31.09 | Views: 1,176,226 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Asians

The storylines on these Japanese pornos are really hard to follow. I vote less plot and more eels.

Date: 3.10.09 | Views: 917,915 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Asians

This is a trailer for some Jap porno involving tentacles that closely resemble dog cock, possibly the work of H.R. Giger. I never knew they actually made commercials for this shit. I'm actually digging the high production values on this one... but as always, the blurred out genitalia puts a dent in my erection. Formal complaints shall be made.

Date: 2.24.09 | Views: 785,071 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Asians

Netflix sent me this one. No joke. I'm still trying to figure out how the fuck it ended up in my "movies you'll love" section. The only other shit I've ever rented off there was some Steven Segal classics and weight loss DVD's. I just don't see the connection. Anyway, the movie is called Emmanuelle Around The World, check it out.

Date: 11.14.08 | Views: 1,379,603 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Asians