He can brag about his 20 pound meat bag all he wants. If it doesn't get hard, then it's about as useful as a black hooker at a blood drive.

Date: 11.19.09 | Views: 694,625 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Penis

I decided to reuse the sound bite from yesterday's clip. Who would've thought Robert Deniro's voice could so perfectly complete a video of a man retracting his nut sack to and fro? I know I know, it's amazing.

Date: 10.1.09 | Views: 511,741 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Penis

Some people are born gay. Not Steed. He just didn't have any other choice. You see, in reality women don't want foot long penises. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that the average vagina is only a mere 6 inches deep. The rectum on the other hand, is a 6 foot tunnel of love that could accomodate Steed and all 4 of his cousins. The choice was pretty simple.

Date: 8.23.09 | Views: 803,295 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Penis

He wears eyeliner, listens to Marilyn Manson and has the masculinity of Richard Simmons. Was god drunk off his ass when he decided to bless this tard with a 13 inch cock or what? It should've been me you mothefucker. Meeeee.

Date: 6.30.09 | Views: 1,802,703 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Penis

I'm not so sure I like those kind of ratios.

Date: 5.27.09 | Views: 564,498 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Penis

I don't think this one is FDA-approved just yet. It's back to the Fast Size cock extender for me. One tenth of an inch gained and counting!

Date: 4.22.09 | Views: 644,147 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Penis

Significantly deeper too!

Date: 4.10.09 | Views: 1,183,762 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Penis

Never thought I'd be so jealous of a cock shaped like a Slim Jim... and a chocolate covered one at that. Always buckle up and wear a rubber when traveling down the hershey highway, head on collisions can be messy.

Date: 1.20.09 | Views: 1,403,008 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Penis

Put the pump down bro. Don't wanna get your foreskin in a bunch. Actually he's a little too late for that. His penis looks like a 1:1 replica of a twist donut, minus the glaze.

Date: 1.7.09 | Views: 611,303 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Penis

Here's Eric Bana prepping for his role in my new porno Cumshot Master 5000. It's got an incredible twist that's gonna leave audiences speechless. Just as the girl is about to get the facial, the man will readjust his penis and blow his load into his own face, instantly killing the erection of every single viewer. I'll be responsible for blue balls all around the world.

Date: 11.27.08 | Views: 833,013 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Penis

That's right... two cocks duke it out amidst a threesome, unleashing lethal blows of seminal fluid upon eachother. Dude on bottom got it the worst, gravity is a bitch!

Date: 11.21.08 | Views: 766,567 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Penis

You think your cock is dinky? Watch this. Instant self esteem booster.

Date: 11.12.08 | Views: 132,029 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Penis

I purchased one of these bad boys back in 1998. Nearly snapped my cock in half on a number of occasions, but all in all it was a fine investment. Sure it was pricey, but so is taking a girl out to dinner and a movie. In the end you get the same thing, minus the drama and genital warts.

Date: 10.5.08 | Views: 757,058 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Penis

I have dreams of my penis being that big. I see myself wearing loose fitted short shorts with my wang hanging out the side as I rollerblade by the beach. Jealous men shield their girlfriends eyes as my cock sways back and forth in the wind.

Date: 9.8.08 | Views: 1,208,208 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Penis

He's got me beat by like one inch. Okay maybe more like 23 inches. I couldn't even satisfy a midget. But where I lack in size, I make up for with class and charm.

Date: 9.4.08 | Views: 1,623,666 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Penis