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He wears eyeliner, listens to Marilyn Manson and has the masculinity of Richard Simmons. Was god drunk off his ass when he decided to bless this tard with a 13 inch cock or what? It should've been me you mothefucker. Meeeee.
Date: 6.30.09 Views: 350,219 Comments: 0
I'm not so sure I like those kind of ratios.
Date: 5.27.09 Views: 299,042 Comments: 0
I don't think this one is FDA-approved just yet. It's back to the Fast Size cock extender for me. One tenth of an inch gained and counting!
Date: 4.22.09 Views: 455,632 Comments: 0
Significantly deeper too!
Date: 4.10.09 Views: 840,644 Comments: 0
Never thought I'd be so jealous of a cock shaped like a Slim Jim... and a chocolate covered one at that. Always buckle up and wear a rubber when traveling down the hershey highway, head on collisions can be messy.
Date: 1.20.09 Views: 1,060,787 Comments: 0
Put the pump down bro. Don't wanna get your foreskin in a bunch. Actually he's a little too late for that. His penis looks like a 1:1 replica of a twist donut, minus the glaze.
Date: 1.7.09 Views: 472,579 Comments: 0
Here's Eric Bana prepping for his role in my new porno Cumshot Master 5000. It's got an incredible twist that's gonna leave audiences speechless. Just as the girl is about to get the facial, the man will readjust his penis and blow his load into his own face, instantly killing the erection of every single viewer. I'll be responsible for blue balls all around the world.
Date: 11.27.08 Views: 590,122 Comments: 0
That's right... two cocks duke it out amidst a threesome, unleashing lethal blows of seminal fluid upon eachother. Dude on bottom got it the worst, gravity is a bitch!
Date: 11.21.08 Views: 587,575 Comments: 0
You think your cock small? Watch this, it's practically guaranteed to boost yourself esteem... unless your cock happens to be just as microscopic as the guy's in this video - in which case, may god bless your soul.
Date: 10.28.08 Views: 826,032 Comments: 0
I purchased one of these bad boys back in 1998. Nearly snapped my cock in half on a number of occasions, but all in all it was a fine investment. Sure it was pricey, but so is taking a girl out to dinner and a movie. In the end you get the same thing, minus the drama and genital warts.
Date: 10.5.08 Views: 572,597 Comments: 0
I have dreams of my penis being that big. I see myself wearing loose fitted short shorts with my wang hanging out the side as I rollerblade by the beach. Jealous men shield their girlfriends eyes as my cock sways back and forth in the wind.
Date: 9.8.08 Views: 945,757 Comments: 0
He's got me beat by like one inch. Okay maybe more like 23 inches. I couldn't even satisfy a midget. But where I lack in size, I make up for with class and charm.
Date: 9.4.08 Views: 1,308,626 Comments: 0
Aye carumba! Nice elephant cock dood! But I forsee 1 little problem... the only creatures with big enough holes for you to fuck are large horses and gay pornstars who've been subjected to olympian gangbangs. Tough break bro!
Date: 8.26.08 Views: 1,475,128 Comments: 0
God blesses him with a horse cock and what does he do? Turns into a tranny and only fucks men. What a waste... think of all the vaginas he could've decimated with that thing.
Date: 8.5.08 Views: 3,238,271 Comments: 0
Oh man... that's the kinda penis that woman openly laugh about. Shit, I'm a guy an even I am LOL'ing at that shrimp cocktail. Two words buddy, FAST SIZE.
Date: 6.9.08 Views: 633,532 Comments: 0