Mission unsuccessful. These women have too fast of a reflex and realistically... it's kinda hard to rip someones underwear off when they're dressed like a fuckin ku klux ninja.

Date: 1.30.10 | Views: 511,401 | Uploader: Nonk | Category: Groped

Woah. No gang rape? Russia is a changin!

Date: 1.26.10 | Views: 1,139,692 | Uploader: Suey | Category: Groped

This is a scene from some stupid French porno called The Image. Stars that old bitch from 101 Dalmations as some sort of empowered cunt that likes to dominate. Kinda funny but not really my cup of tea. I was raised on the notion that degradation is a man's job.

Date: 9.16.09 | Views: 845,125 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Groped

Sometimes I get hate mail over videos like this. I guess they fail to realize that by posting this shit, I'm only increasing the chances of the culprits being identified and caught. It's kinda like America's Most Wanted, except people actually watch my show.

Date: 8.24.09 | Views: 1,427,086 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Groped

It's like watching the Discovery Channel. Ya know... the one where 5000 ants take down a mouse. Except this one will make your penis wiggle.

Date: 6.13.09 | Views: 1,511,632 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Groped

This is one of the most coveted videos of all time - the uncensored version of the McDonalds strip search prank call scam involving 18 year old Louise Ogborn - who ultimately sued the fast food chain for millions. If you're not familiar with the case - check out this news coverage. The Dumb Motherfucker award of the year goes to the heavyset gentleman who was duped into believing that a police officer would actually request that a suspect do nude jumping jacks in attempt to recover a missing purse. You dumb motherfucker you. Enjoy prison fatty.

Date: 3.3.09 | Views: 2,187,286 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Groped

Don't fret, no white women were harmed in the making of this video. Although a bunch of high end vehicles did get trampled on. Bummer! No seriously, these people should all be castrated. I got a pair of rusty wire cutters fit for the job.

Date: 2.12.09 | Views: 933,136 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Groped

So even sexual harrasment is now socially acceptaple but I'm still deemed a sick fuck for fapping it to reruns of The Golden Girls. Fuck that. Beatrice Arthur is a gilf, anyone who begs to differ probably couldn't tell apart a real woman from their asshole.

Date: 1.13.09 | Views: 1,090,977 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Groped

Bitch needs to settle down and let the boys finish takin their myspace photos. She also needs to consider laser tattoo removal. Who the fuck gets "Jamal Junior The 3rd" permanently engraved on their ass? People these days...

Date: 12.28.08 | Views: 667,625 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Groped

Put together 50 drunken college guys and a semi-naked sea donkey and you've got yourself a recipe for a not-so-consenual gangbang. But in this case the girl gets off easy with just a slap on the ass. Well, more like a 100 slaps on the ass, along with a few boob grabs but hey, her smile never fades! What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Date: 12.8.08 | Views: 1,956,406 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Groped

Diane here follows orders. I like that. I wonder if she'd comply if I told her to sit on my face and giggle like a school girl? Probably not. She'd likely just bitch slap me like she did to the douche bag in this video.

Date: 10.21.08 | Views: 881,945 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Groped

I love how this is a real procedure. They do it before admitting woman into correction facilities. Imagine having that job, getting paid to raid pussies for contraband. Imagine all the treasures you could find.

Date: 9.17.08 | Views: 1,111,603 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Groped

Some college girl swimming in a river gets attacked by a beastly lifeguard, who believes the best way to save a woman is to grab her by the titties and carry her to saftey - which is 100% incorrect. You're supposed to grab her by the vagina. Dipshit.

Date: 6.18.08 | Views: 1,577,259 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Groped

It's Mardi Gras and this little slut has drawn in a crowd of horny men who want to stick a dildo in her ass. She agrees to it and bends over, but what ends up in her ass isn't the dildo!

Date: 5.26.08 | Views: 1,688,152 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Groped

I wonder how much these male dancers make. Getting paid to strip girls naked sounds like the job I was born for.

Date: 4.18.08 | Views: 2,270,353 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Groped