You're supposed to wipe down the machine with a towel before you leave, dickhead.

Date: 7.10.09 | Views: 629,509 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Public

Must've been one hellava magazine. Lemme guess... Tiger Beat?

Date: 6.26.09 | Views: 560,181 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Public

You always gotta be wary of those naked, middle aged men who like to prance about in red face paint. Snapping a few myspace photos with the aforementioned homosexual may seem tempting, but it's important you understand the risks involved. Watch and learn.

Date: 1.15.09 | Views: 935,584 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Public

She's more than welcome to come shit in my house if she ever feels the need. I see she's not a fan of toilet paper... that's okay, she can just use my face to wipe her ass. Hospitality - it gets me laid everytime.

Date: 10.16.08 | Views: 749,866 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Public

Now if I was that bystander, I would've simply re-enacted something I saw the tour guide do on the Disneyland Jungle Cruise back when I was 8. As the hippo approaches, fire 3 warning shots into the air and shout "get back you beast, get back now!". The hippo will cease all aggression and disengage.

Date: 10.7.08 | Views: 587,347 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Public

All I wanna know is how the fuck did he do that without the employee noticing? Some sort of pussy pounding stealth mode... I gotta learn that so I can fuck my hookers without waking up mom and dad.

Date: 7.29.08 | Views: 1,507,118 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Public

I should probably visit Bosnia. If girls will drop their panties for dirty old scumbags like that over there, I might still have a shot at losing my virginity afterall.

Date: 7.11.08 | Views: 1,387,539 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Public

Ehh what do you expect. It's Lake Havasu and she's like 45. She's practically a grandma compared to everyone else there. If she wants to suck dick without getting booed by the crowd she's gonna have to go to a retirement center.

Date: 6.24.08 | Views: 899,962 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Public

Look at all those wild spectators... snapping pics for their myspace. I like the one wearing the goggles and dancing with his toy shotgun. He's special.

Date: 6.22.08 | Views: 1,409,324 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Public

I'm afraid it would take a lot more than a free blowjob to get me to sit through that shitty ass concert. I'm talkin ass 2 mouth at the very least.

Date: 5.2.08 | Views: 1,417,931 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Public

Hey guy... you're gonna need to take your vehicle to the car wash. It's got grandma pussy juice all over it now.

Date: 4.10.08 | Views: 675,356 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Public

Luckily he's a premature ejaculator, otherwise a line would've started to form for who gets to fuck that slut next.

Date: 3.10.08 | Views: 1,960,224 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Public

Look at her go, sucking every cock in sight! But when one of the boys grabs on her titties, she turns into a raging ginger whore. She wants to bite his cock off.

Date: 2.26.08 | Views: 1,700,055 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Public

Her obnoxious voice only accentuates my desire to anally penetrate, no lubricant of course.

Date: 1.30.08 | Views: 862,626 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Public

A drunken hooker riding the subway in Berlin spreads her legs for everyone onboard.

Date: 1.27.08 | Views: 1,131,754 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Public