Well after seeing last weeks video, I think "glass jars" should top the list of "stuff not to shove up your ass" but honestly there isn't much creativty in that. Now a lemon juicer on the other hand... thats got originality written all over it.

Date: 12.15.08 | Views: 703,374 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

Damn. This video already has 2.5 million views already? I guess that means it's about time I release part 2 and 3? Yep that's right folks, there's more... plenty more. It seems our friend here wants to career out of using his cornhole as meat grinder. It's kinda like those people at the circus who eat glass, except in this case his browneye does all the crunching. Check back later for more updates and keep spreading the word!

Date: 12.4.08 | Views: 5,429,226 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

No no don't stop, keep going. There's still a 2 liter bottle of Mr. Pibb and a few gerbils up in there somewhere. Hell, there might even be a copy of GTA4 if you dig deep enough. Dibs on that shit, Christmas has come early.

Date: 12.3.08 | Views: 476,304 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

When your penis just can't get the job done, you gotta resort to other body parts. The fist is the limb of choice for most of those big-pussied sluts, but of course there's always gonna be some with even more demanding needs. In this video the guy uses his foot, but keep in mind you can always skull fuck them too. Just shave your head 1st for the sake of hygiene.

Date: 11.7.08 | Views: 972,459 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

Ah yes, the colorful world of woman's makeshift sex toys: bedposts, bananas, shampoo bottles, motorized toothbrushes, baseball bats, Ultra Magnus action figures... you name it, they've fucked it. Except pineapples. That particular fruit is exceedingly difficult to work with.

Date: 10.8.08 | Views: 712,918 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

A 2 foot dildo followed by a 7 inch cock in the ass, all at once. What kind of person could accommodate such an enormous insertion? I'll give you a hint: there are 2 people in this video and neither of them are woman.

Date: 8.14.08 | Views: 986,689 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

That green football in her pussy has an extremely negative effect on the appearance of her asshole. It vaguely resembles the Star Trek symbol. I'm afraid that is a salad I simply cannot toss.

Date: 7.26.08 | Views: 672,898 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

It looks like a man in drag but there's no signs of cock n balls. Hmm... tough call. I'm gonna play it safe and not fap it to this one... for the sake of preserving my sexuality.

Date: 6.10.08 | Views: 925,966 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

This dude tries to stick a water bottle up his white girlfriends pussy but if you listen closely you can hear that she aint enjoying it too much.

Date: 5.23.08 | Views: 850,241 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

Alright so last night I was on that Ask Alice site or some shit and it says the average vagina is only 6 inches deep. So I'm dying to know how the fuck does this guy fit a 2 foot balloon in his wifes pussy?

Date: 5.19.08 | Views: 902,608 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

This is probably the most dangerous insertion I've seen yet. If her pussy was just a bit tighter, the pressure would've caused the bulb to shatter and the glass would've shredded her vagina to shit. Yikes!

Date: 5.17.08 | Views: 603,373 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

There's enough room in there for my penis, your penis and 3 black men's penises. Definitely not my favorite combination but hey, it fits.

Date: 5.8.08 | Views: 963,114 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

While watching this I found myself constantly distracted by the symmetry of her vagina. It's kinda big but symmetrical as fuck.

Date: 4.21.08 | Views: 749,873 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

Look at how tightly her pussy clings to that dildo. I bet you anything that if she retracted really fast her vagina would prolapse. Yikes!!!!!

Date: 3.27.08 | Views: 1,111,940 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

This girl shits a massive dildo out of her pussy with no effort at all. If I keep posting shit like this people are gonna think I have a fetish for loose pussy haha.

Date: 3.4.08 | Views: 975,736 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions