No better way to celebrate your last day of singledom by sticking 2 Vienna sausages up the vadge of a $12 whore. They made a push for 3 but the sea donkey insisted her cunt was already at max capacity. Uh huh.

Date: 3.5.10 | Views: 665,825 | Uploader: Justin | Category: Insertions

You gotta add water. Everyone knows that you silly son of a bitch.

Date: 11.13.09 | Views: 1,159,952 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

for when Colon Cleanse just isn't enough..

Date: 11.3.09 | Views: 783,955 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

Don't give up.... you're almost there.

Date: 10.27.09 | Views: 1,421,035 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

I'll take a Mr. Pibb and a pack of Now N' Laters. Easy on the yeast infection juice plz.

Date: 6.28.09 | Views: 810,808 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

I've seen women giving birth make less noise than this swine. She's either having an extremely intense orgasm... or she just discovered that the quarter pounder was removed from the McDonald's value menu. I'm betting on the latter.

Date: 3.28.09 | Views: 1,011,572 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

Same woman from the How To Eat Pussy video. She should do a special on how to maintain your dignity after a girl LOL's at your 3.5 inch, premature ejaculating penis. I might watch it.

Date: 3.19.09 | Views: 511,734 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

DIY abortion? Or is he just trying to add a little spice to their sex lives? I know a fella that stuck a jar up in his ass with the same intentions. Didn't work out too well!

Date: 3.13.09 | Views: 467,131 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

Whenever she makes the unfortunate decision to reproduce, I bet you the doctors in the delivery room will just have her stand up and let gravity take it's course. The little fucker will fall right out.

Date: 3.2.09 | Views: 1,068,411 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

Clumsy wildebeest has a dance with death as she strattles a dildo attached to the end of a 5 foot iron rod. Notice the chairs that are supporting her fat ass wobble throughout the video. She got lucky, a little too lucky. Had she slipped, the end result would've made 1 guy 1 cup look like Sesame Street.

Date: 2.16.09 | Views: 731,877 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

Whenever I post an abundance of homoerotic content I tend to get hate mail from people demanding less cock and more beaver, so I think it's best I bang this one out quietly. No further description beyond what the title already divulges. Sorry.

Date: 1.29.09 | Views: 469,975 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

Fpr centuries many will wonder - how did he do it? How did one man fit an entire basketball into his anus? Vigorous week-long training sessions? Nah. Optical illusion? Nope. Homosexual superpowers that transform one's rectum into a 4th dimension gateway? I suspect so.

Date: 1.27.09 | Views: 862,959 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

I have this strong feeling that she ended up passing out with that phone still lost within her vaginal abyss. Yes I can see the headlines now: "Promiscuous college girl awakens in a drunken stupor to the sound of a ringtone echoing throughout the canals of her cunt. Surgical removal was necessary."

Date: 1.22.09 | Views: 735,196 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

A damn fine car if I ever saw one. At 45 mpg, who the fuck needs a Prius? The real selling point here isn't the fuel efficiency though. It's the penis-like stick shift. Just fast forward to the 2.35 minute mark and see what kind of anal penetration this vehicle is capable of. It's also got 55 HP stock but if you really wanna be a baller - throw in a twin turbo and some neon lights. And ALWAYS valet that shit.

Date: 12.23.08 | Views: 595,718 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions

Mullet girl doesn't seem to realize that a dildo this large is likely to cause internal bleeding. Had it actually penetrated her vagina - she'd go down in medical history as the first gynecology patient to have no need for a speculum.

Date: 12.18.08 | Views: 1,242,337 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Insertions