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I'll take a Mr. Pibb and a pack of Now N' Laters. Easy on the yeast infection juice plz.
Date: 6.28.09 Views: 288,105 Comments: 0
I've seen women giving birth make less noise than this swine. She's either having an extremely intense orgasm... or she just discovered that the quarter pounder was removed from the McDonald's value menu. I'm betting on the latter.
Date: 3.28.09 Views: 740,950 Comments: 0
Same woman from the How To Eat Pussy video. She should do a special on how to maintain your dignity after a girl LOL's at your 3.5 inch, premature ejaculating penis. I might watch it.
Date: 3.19.09 Views: 367,194 Comments: 0
DIY abortion? Or is he just trying to add a little spice to their sex lives? I know a fella that stuck a jar up in his ass with the same intentions. Didn't work out too well!
Date: 3.13.09 Views: 337,512 Comments: 0
Whenever she makes the unfortunate decision to reproduce, I bet you the doctors in the delivery room will just have her stand up and let gravity take it's course. The little fucker will fall right out.
Date: 3.2.09 Views: 801,722 Comments: 0
Clumsy wildebeest has a dance with death as she strattles a dildo attached to the end of a 5 foot iron rod. Notice the chairs that are supporting her fat ass wobble throughout the video. She got lucky, a little too lucky. Had she slipped, the end result would've made 1 guy 1 cup look like Sesame Street.
Date: 2.16.09 Views: 552,710 Comments: 0
Whenever I post an abundance of homoerotic content I tend to get hate mail from people demanding less cock and more beaver, so I think it's best I bang this one out quietly. No further description beyond what the title already divulges. Sorry.
Date: 1.29.09 Views: 391,355 Comments: 0
Fpr centuries many will wonder - how did he do it? How did one man fit an entire basketball into his anus? Vigorous week-long training sessions? Nah. Optical illusion? Nope. Homosexual superpowers that transform one's rectum into a 4th dimension gateway? I suspect so.
Date: 1.27.09 Views: 619,166 Comments: 0
I have this strong feeling that she ended up passing out with that phone still lost within her vaginal abyss. Yes I can see the headlines now: "Promiscuous college girl awakens in a drunken stupor to the sound of a ringtone echoing throughout the canals of her cunt. Surgical removal was necessary."
Date: 1.22.09 Views: 469,411 Comments: 0
A damn fine car if I ever saw one. At 45 mpg, who the fuck needs a Prius? The real selling point here isn't the fuel efficiency though. It's the penis-like stick shift. Just fast forward to the 2.35 minute mark and see what kind of anal penetration this vehicle is capable of. It's also got 55 HP stock but if you really wanna be a baller - throw in a twin turbo and some neon lights. And ALWAYS valet that shit.
Date: 12.23.08 Views: 455,222 Comments: 0
Mullet girl doesn't seem to realize that a dildo this large is likely to cause internal bleeding. Had it actually penetrated her vagina - she'd go down in medical history as the first gynecology patient to have no need for a speculum.
Date: 12.18.08 Views: 967,153 Comments: 0
Well after seeing last weeks video, I think "glass jars" should top the list of "stuff not to shove up your ass" but honestly there isn't much creativty in that. Now a lemon juicer on the other hand... thats got originality written all over it.
Date: 12.15.08 Views: 527,156 Comments: 0
Damn. This video already has 2.5 million views already? I guess that means it's about time I release part 2 and 3? Yep that's right folks, there's more... plenty more. It seems our friend here wants to career out of using his cornhole as meat grinder. It's kinda like those people at the circus who eat glass, except in this case his browneye does all the crunching. Check back later for more updates and keep spreading the word!
Date: 12.4.08 Views: 4,151,960 Comments: 0
No no don't stop, keep going. There's still a 2 liter bottle of Mr. Pibb and a few gerbils up in there somewhere. Hell, there might even be a copy of GTA4 if you dig deep enough. Dibs on that shit, Christmas has come early.
Date: 12.3.08 Views: 363,534 Comments: 0
When your penis just can't get the job done, you gotta resort to other body parts. The fist is the limb of choice for most of those big-pussied sluts, but of course there's always gonna be some with even more demanding needs. In this video the guy uses his foot, but keep in mind you can always skull fuck them too. Just shave your head 1st for the sake of hygiene.
Date: 11.7.08 Views: 761,852 Comments: 0