I love how he franctically jacks off even after he's already blown his load, maybe hoping to milk out one last squirt of man-goo and actually land it on her face? No such luck for this fatty arbuckle. I'll tell you though, I'm definitely diggin his torn up thong. Download song HERE (right click, save target as).

Date: 12.13.08 | Views: 1,499,913 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

This video lacks female genitalia but that's okay, this one isn't really about the sex. It's about the surprise visitor, the little fella who smelt the AIDS in the air and decided to go in for a closer look. Watch closely.

Date: 11.26.08 | Views: 852,721 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Really now, I've been caught doing worse things on the job. K-Mart, January 2002, thirty minutes before closing, pet food aisle. Me, Mrs. Dilworth and a 2 foot lava lamp straight out of the display case. Use your imagination.

Date: 11.24.08 | Views: 1,289,338 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Seriously, this is the greatest video I've seen all month. At first I just thought it was some guys spying on their friend as he got a blowjob or some shit. Let me tell you this, if that's all that happened, it wouldn't be on here. Now prepare yourself for the beastmaster 5000.

Date: 11.11.08 | Views: 2,754,292 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

I posted this a long ass time ago but I just realized it was missing some key components, such as our Spanish starlet recieving an abrupt facial as she criticizes the cameraman for his 'ignorance'. Just a friendly reminder: when you're sitting butt naked on the floor of a Motel 6 having just been just ass fucked by a complete stranger, try not to engage in a verbal battle of wits with your employer. There's no winning. Download the full video @ LATIN ABUSE.

Date: 11.8.08 | Views: 1,395,282 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Damn. I could really use some service like this. At 325 pounds, I'm lucky if I can even find my cock, let alone put it to use. Sign me up for 2 whores, along with 4 beefcakes to handle all movement.

Date: 11.2.08 | Views: 1,367,701 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Someone get some napkins, piglet just had a liter of foreign jizz unloaded on to her a face. Honestly now, I would've even let my dog fuck this mullet toating beast. And considering her sexual preferences, I'm sure she'd be deeply disappointed to hear that.

Date: 10.17.08 | Views: 1,487,040 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

It's a porno, not a god damn fitness video. Stop adding in the shitty keyboard-generated dance music, it drains out the sound of the woman crying and gagging on cock, which is an essential part of my fap session.

Date: 10.6.08 | Views: 1,911,146 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Moral of the story: always be able to identify the person sucking your cock, unless you're totally cool with putting your sexuality in harms way. Some risks just aren't worth taking. See more guys tricked into being gay homosexuals on the BAIT BUS.

Date: 9.23.08 | Views: 1,863,019 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

First off, this chick is drunk off her ass, and I mean that in a literal sense. She had a gallon of wine.. directly through her asshole. Now I always thought it was fun to poo on the floors of public restrooms, but this lady takes it to an all new level. If you've ever played Command & Conquer, think of her anus as the Ion Cannon.

Date: 9.18.08 | Views: 1,536,052 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Guadalupe may be LOL'ing now but that'll quickly change when she finds out her pink taco has emphysema. Tobacco kills!

Date: 9.3.08 | Views: 935,741 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Just imagine if that was an unneutered Golden Retriever... I think wifey would've quickly gained a strong understanding of the term "unwanted threesome".

Did you know in the 70's they would sometimes give sex reassignment surgery to boys born with really small dicks? They would chop off your mini-me, give you a shitload of hormones and raise you as a girl. Yikes! Read about it HERE and HERE and HERE.

Date: 8.15.08 | Views: 771,473 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

I think it just winked at me.

Date: 8.13.08 | Views: 708,632 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

A late night fuck session is continuously interrupted by a frisky kitten who wants to turn the guys dick into it's new chew toy.

Date: 8.8.08 | Views: 1,235,677 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ