Start taking notes Mr. M. Night Shyamalananan. This is how you end a fucking movie.

Date: 4.15.09 | Views: 677,335 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

I wonder how many lives eFukt has ruined? I kinda feel bad about it. It's not at all unlikely that her father will one day see this. Honestly, it happens all the time. You should see some of these emails I get. I dunno what to say... maybe people can actually learn from this? Maybe everyone out there right now that's strongly considering having a discussion about the size of their father's penis, while performing oral sex on video camera for some sleazy porn site, will now think twice? It could happen.

Date: 4.5.09 | Views: 1,856,303 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

"You don't deserve my cock... you don't even deserve a bulldog's cock. All you deserve is your own stinking shit, so get down and suck it off my prick" .... turn the volume up for this one boys. Waaay up.

Date: 4.4.09 | Views: 1,385,441 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Don't let the dialogue throw you off. There's no actual poo consumption involved. The man simply wants a rimjob. A humble request really, but his lady friend is extremely reluctant to oblige. Something about his lack of hygiene when it comes to utilizing toilet paper. Know what I mean?

Date: 3.22.09 | Views: 623,966 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

If this doesn't land me some epic death threats, I don't know what will. Listen up fellas, if you really wanna behead me that bad - simply direct your camels to Jumeirah Beach, Dubai. I'm the naked white guy on the laptop, most distinguishable by my crooked penis. You have about 3 and half hours. Don't forget the machete!

Date: 3.11.09 | Views: 1,252,957 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

I'll give you a hint - it's a vegetable that shares it's name with an incredibly shitty nu metal band whose fans always wear black nail polish and amazingly have smaller penises than myself (sub 3.75 inches). This is too easy.

Date: 3.9.09 | Views: 1,128,735 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

I don't have this problem anymore. I stopped wearing rubbers about 4 years ago after a rather embarrassing incident in which one slipped off mid-intercourse and got lost up in the vaginal abyss of this skanky chick I met at the arcade. Condom was MIA till the next morning when she basically poo'ed it out of her twat during a bathroom break.

Date: 2.27.09 | Views: 771,145 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

It's okay, it wasn't that good anyway.

Date: 2.22.09 | Views: 681,381 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

This is a fetish known as 'cuckold cleanup'. Usually it involves a closet homosexual who gets off on pimpin his wife out to random strangers. Often the husband will sit in the corner and actually videotape as his significant other gets pounded by foreign cock. Once the creampie has been injected, it's like 'all you can eat' night at Red Lobster. Yum yum eat em up.

Date: 2.21.09 | Views: 783,199 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

I think I'm in love.

Date: 1.25.09 | Views: 1,687,526 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Contain yourself Ralphie, you are now a man.

Date: 1.9.09 | Views: 1,293,756 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

As you might've noticed, I've been slacking off on updates lately. I guess I got a little caught up in celebrating the birth of Jesus. But no worries, I'm certain that this video will fully redeem my recent shortcomings. What better way to start off 2009 than with a little ATM disaster?

Date: 1.3.09 | Views: 997,898 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

I wonder how many men have actually lost their members to the bite of an animal. I'm sure it happens all the time with zoophiles, and deservingly so. Anyone who's dumb enough to stick their dick into something with sharp teeth deserves to have their manhood shredded.

Date: 1.2.09 | Views: 613,662 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

He was just 3 strokes away from ejaculation when the she-beast intruded. It was too late to call it quits, the payload was already underway. So he fapped on, and admist the confusion he unknowingly repositioned the aim of his penis to target his own face. One blast of seminal fluid after another, directly to his dome. Quick reflex skills might've saved him, but I'm afraid this poor chump was much too slow.

Date: 12.30.08 | Views: 740,933 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

I hate BDSM. There is no fetish more gay than BDSM. How the fuck can anyone beat off to a fat guy dripping candle wax on a pair of titties? There's no sex, it's always just some stupid shit like nipple piercing and leather whips. And speaking of leather - please ditch the studded leather pants. I know you're going for that 'evil dungeon master' look... but honestly, they only make you look like more of a faggot bro.

Date: 12.19.08 | Views: 493,997 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ