Dildo Baggins here could've saved himself a lot of embarrassment if he just stayed home and stuck to beating off to reruns of Captain Planet. Now he and his 4 inch celery stick have ended up on the world wide web for all to see and laugh at. Live and learn brooo. More small cock humiliation HERE.

Date: 11.27.09 | Views: 1,405,180 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Pretending to be black seems to be a key component. BALLZ DEEEEEP SON!

Date: 11.10.09 | Views: 1,019,087 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Some professionmal pipe layers right here. Too bad the only thing they made sore was her ear drums. Skreeem bitch skreeem! More here: 1, 2, 3, 4.

Date: 11.9.09 | Views: 911,929 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

This is one fucked up cum bucket of a woman. She's got an adoptive father whom she believes would masturbate if he were ever to find this video. Kinda twisted right? Well... not in her eyes!

Date: 10.11.09 | Views: 967,357 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Now THATS fucked up.

Date: 9.29.09 | Views: 1,637,064 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

HAHA what the fuck! Just listen to this guy. He lured in his enemy with a blowjob and then shanked him. Fucking new age ninja tactics.

Date: 9.18.09 | Views: 783,819 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Snowballing? Fuck that. I'd rather toss my girlfriend's salad directly after shitting out 2 pounds of kung pao chicken than be orally introduced to my own man jam. Too many calories bro.

Date: 9.14.09 | Views: 783,201 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

I'm always one step ahead of female biology. When I wanna ass fuck a woman, I simply lace her Cinnamon Toast Crunch with ex-lax. Come night fall, her cornhole is as empty as Tara Reid's head. Works every time.

Date: 9.9.09 | Views: 1,024,751 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

I accidentally deleted the original audio track to this. Had to call over my little sister to help out with the dubbing. Guilty boner, big time.

Date: 9.8.09 | Views: 726,946 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

That's what happens when you buy contraceptives out of vending machines.

Date: 8.18.09 | Views: 1,279,521 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

No one said you had to like it baby. Just sit back, open wide and think about all the Baja Chalupas you'll be able to buy as soon as you're done. That's what gets me through the day.

Date: 8.17.09 | Views: 824,721 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

The 90's - A time when fucking a quarter thousand men in the name of art somehow made sense. Talk about a resume booster!

Date: 8.9.09 | Views: 1,509,241 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

This looks fun. Seriously. I always loved popping balloons as a kid. If I can inflict some damage to my wife's tuna casserole while I'm at it... even better.

Date: 8.6.09 | Views: 1,152,782 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

The forced homosexuality thing is the least of his problems. Just take one look at that haircut.

Date: 8.3.09 | Views: 1,418,722 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Holy fuck. The bitch spacedocked herself! Congratulations lady, you've made internet history.

Date: 7.31.09 | Views: 1,412,271 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ