DJ Jackoff ventures into the wrong part of town to land himself a $5 piece of ivory pussy. However, his efforts are thwarted mid-fellatio by a local warlord known as The V-Man (short for Vaginal Master) who's heavily armed with "rocks and sheet". My oh my!

Date: 3.10.10 | Views: 162,320 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

This video is all but guaranteed to result in a divorce. Probably a domestic violence case too... or is that just being overly optimistic? Full video available HERE!

Date: 2.25.10 | Views: 817,406 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Hmmm. Cant really blame the guy. If your wife looked like a cross between Rosanne and a lesbian hippopotamus... you'd probably explore other options too.

Date: 2.16.10 | Views: 673,411 | Uploader: Suey | Category: LULZ

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Date: 2.3.10 | Views: 1,368,186 | Uploader: ExtremeFuse | Category: LULZ

She usually only makes that distress call when I raid her secret stash of chef boyardee. Not quite sure what's gotten into her.

Date: 1.26.10 | Views: 1,047,997 | Uploader: Suey | Category: LULZ

This is what your mom does while you're away at school.

Date: 1.5.10 | Views: 1,363,884 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Same boys from the eFukt smash hit Dude That's My Mom's Friend. They really seem to have a knack for fucking people's mothers.

Date: 1.4.10 | Views: 1,377,852 | Uploader: Bowersock52 | Category: LULZ

Not terribly funny... but when it comes to videos involving sexual harassment and senior citizens, exceptions will be made.

Date: 12.24.09 | Views: 727,050 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

He was promised a 2 pound turd. Instead he was given a Chicken McNugget. Those be grounds for a fuckin refund.

Date: 12.21.09 | Views: 1,260,496 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

He's about as good at rapping as I am at convincing fat chicks on Myspace that my semen tastes comparable to Ben & Jerry's cake batter ice cream. Fucking oustanding.

Date: 12.16.09 | Views: 1,105,201 | Uploader: FMS | Category: LULZ

Those are some pretty weak dicksucking skills. Looks like somebody's gonna lose their Hot Topic sponsorship!

Date: 12.9.09 | Views: 1,057,771 | Uploader: SpamSam | Category: LULZ

Preggo girl is in the middle of cumming when her [minute] man declares that the apple sauce is en route for early delivery. She replies with a double "doo eet", which I believe means: "cum inside me so that I can finish my orgasm you twig dick motherfucker". The request didn't seem to catch.

Date: 12.8.09 | Views: 1,219,575 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

I wish my parents had been as considerate in their choosing of a babysitter. For 7 years they stuck me with Ethiopian dyke that wore basketball attire exclusively. Nearly left me with an inverted penis.

Date: 12.3.09 | Views: 2,150,964 | Uploader: Stile | Category: LULZ

Dildo Baggins here could've saved himself a lot of embarrassment if he just stayed home and stuck to beating off to reruns of Captain Planet. Now he and his 4 inch celery stick have ended up on the world wide web for all to see and laugh at. Live and learn brooo. More small cock humiliation HERE.

Date: 11.27.09 | Views: 1,385,281 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Pretending to be black seems to be a key component. BALLZ DEEEEEP SON!

Date: 11.10.09 | Views: 1,005,269 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ