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That's really unfortunate. I rarely feel the emotion known as pity, but in the case of this man's 2 inch twinkie I'd say it's well deserved.
Date: 6.17.09 Views: 855,276 Comments: 0
Two words - swine flu. Behave yourselves or my main man Jesus will pwn ya'll a 2nd time.
Date: 6.12.09 Views: 333,674 Comments: 0
The guy who sent me this allegedly found it on a VHS tape in the attic of some creepy house he had just moved into. Christmas came early.
Date: 6.9.09 Views: 752,699 Comments: 0
Assuming Del Taco and Exlax would be willing to lend me their sponsorship, I'm confident I could beat her record. None the less, I must tip my hat to the she-beast responsible for this mammoth turd. She has a bright future in the scat porn industry. Actually, judging by the girth, I'd say her career opportunities extend as far as quadruple anal fisting, but that's a whole different ball game.
Date: 6.1.09 Views: 327,680 Comments: 0
I stumbled upon this epic cumshot the other night during a rather shameful fap session. The chick is surprisngly attractive (a true rarity in horse porn) and the jizzum is aplenty. I'm hoping you vomit instantaneously, only to recover with the aide of my dear sister parody. It'll work out well.
Date: 5.29.09 Views: 935,205 Comments: 0
The title is slightly inaccurate, I just felt like making a reference to that shitty Nick Cage movie. The reality of the situation is that this willy wonka can't even last 5 seconds. Getting to the 1 minute mark would be like an olympic achievement.
Date: 5.26.09 Views: 600,524 Comments: 0
Yo Bishnu, it's called consructive criticism. Kinda like how I'm about to tell you to take a Mach 3 razor blade to that heinous unibrow of yours. Maybe then you can attract women other than your sister? Pwn.
Date: 5.15.09 Views: 603,046 Comments: 0
Ruthless motherfuckers.
Date: 4.27.09 Views: 846,193 Comments: 0
Some pretty good dialogue in this one. See more from this couple HERE. A warm thank you to the creator of these videos for letting me post em, eFukt loves you... and your kinky Harley bitch.
Date: 4.18.09 Views: 508,571 Comments: 0
Start taking notes Mr. M. Night Shyamalananan. This is how you end a fucking movie.
Date: 4.15.09 Views: 498,483 Comments: 0
Elect me as president and I'll sign legislation making this procedure mandatory for all women 18 and up. If you're a champion salad tosser like myself, then you're probably familiar with the dangers of surfing the brown eye. Sometimes you get a dark one and it's just too damn difficult to distinguish whether her cornhole has been adequately cleaned or not. Test your luck and you end up with a mouthful of fecal residue. Fuck that shit. Deven 2012.
Date: 4.8.09 Views: 719,516 Comments: 0
I wonder how many lives eFukt has ruined? I kinda feel bad about it. It's not at all unlikely that her father will one day see this. Honestly, it happens all the time. You should see some of these emails I get. I dunno what to say... maybe people can actually learn from this? Maybe everyone out there right now that's strongly considering having a discussion about the size of their father's penis, while performing oral sex on video camera for some sleazy porn site, will now think twice? It could happen.
Date: 4.5.09 Views: 1,172,787 Comments: 0
"You don't deserve my cock... you don't even deserve a bulldog's cock. All you deserve is your own stinking shit, so get down and suck it off my prick" .... turn the volume up for this one boys. Waaay up.
Date: 4.4.09 Views: 1,247,927 Comments: 0
Don't let the dialogue throw you off. There's no actual poo consumption involved. The man simply wants a rimjob. A humble request really, but his lady friend is extremely reluctant to oblige. Something about his lack of hygiene when it comes to utilizing toilet paper. Know what I mean?
Date: 3.22.09 Views: 486,011 Comments: 0
More cock-slapping awesomeness HERE and HERE.
Date: 3.17.09 Views: 898,198 Comments: 0