What a pussy. Giving up after just 15 seconds. Never let a little fecal matter interfere with your sensual lovemaking. Ya gotta adapt. It's called ass 2 mouth. I invented it.

Date: 3.8.09 | Views: 764,198 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

Exact same thing happened to me after having a romantic dinner at Wienerschnitzel with my lady friend. It played out just like the opening of There Will Be Blood when Daniel Plainview strikes oil for the first time. Live and learn baby.

Date: 2.8.09 | Views: 1,157,403 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

Looks like women aren't the only ones to suffer injuries on the sets of porno shoots. Professional taco stuffers have a few occupational hazards of their own. I suppose that as long rectal prolapses aren't on that list, being a stunt cock is still my dream job.

Date: 2.5.09 | Views: 1,090,426 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

He sounds a little overly excited about his chocolate discovery. Did he forget that that's where his cock goes? By the end of the shoot his penis is gonna look a lot like a pudding pop. I'm not so sure I'd share his enthusiasm.

Date: 2.2.09 | Views: 923,790 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

This is what America's Funniest Home Videos would've looked like had they opted to produce the x-rated special I pitched them back in 1998. The only thing that's missing is the shitty voice-overs by that talentless cocksucker Danny Tanner.

Date: 1.5.09 | Views: 1,301,098 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

It's only blooper if it involves a prolapse or someone unwantedly getting poo on their wang. That's the eFukt standard, you all know that. But for this, I just had to make an exception.

Date: 12.29.08 | Views: 936,948 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

He seems pretty happy about his achievement. Try doing the same thing again except next time stick your cock in her ass first. When she comes up to blow you she won't gag, she'll just puke. It's called "ass 2 mouth". I invented it.

Date: 12.14.08 | Views: 1,737,415 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

What happens when you put a huge cock and a tiny asshole together and shake it up a whole bunch? Prolapsicus maximus, that's what. I never finished med school but it's my professional suggestion that she pick up a pack of band-aids on the way home.

Date: 12.12.08 | Views: 1,480,980 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

This is Lindsay. She's relatively new to the adult industry and I'm pretty sure she failed pornstar school, especially the class in which soon-to-be whores learn about the importance of using enemas prior to doing anal shoots. This clip highlights her lack of experience, as the male performer falls victim to her unprepared cornhole. Click HERE to see more of this little slut-in-training.

Date: 12.1.08 | Views: 1,632,169 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

It's not your typical work-related injury, but these things do happen... especially when someone is intentionally thrusting their foot into your vagina. It could've been worse - a flesh wound via jagged toenail... that would've put her out of work for good.

Date: 10.26.08 | Views: 947,939 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

She tries to blame the fowl taste on the lube but that doesn't really explain the cheese whiz dripping out of her pussy. Douche with hydrogen peroxide + Mentos and get on with the show.

Date: 10.11.08 | Views: 1,030,132 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

Getting fucked and degraded by a midget? No problem. Brushing her teeth with cum? I'm afriad that's where she draws the line. I'm just glad to know she has standards.

Date: 9.19.08 | Views: 981,577 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

Silicone is gonna start leaking out her nipples and in 3 days she'll be back to an A cup. I think that makes this the cheapest breast reduction surgery ever.

Date: 8.19.08 | Views: 952,936 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

The dialogue alone made me wanna post this video, her vagina getting literally torn open was just an added bonus. I told you those black cocks were dangerous. More stuff like this HERE and HERE.

Date: 8.11.08 | Views: 1,191,890 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

This guy genuinely thought that eating your own semen was socially acceptable. In France, yeah maybe. But in the rest of the world, no, people tend to frown upon the act of ingesting your own cum. Sorry! Now sign up at Incredible Pass to see more.

Date: 8.7.08 | Views: 1,202,576 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bloopers