This is a clip from Dr. Bizarro... arguably the greatest pornographic film ever made. You really cant go wrong with forced copulation sync'd to 80's techno music. It's pure win.

Date: 2.11.10 | Views: 1,198,588 | Uploader: Max California | Category: Vintage

Had me ROFL'ing up until the point that he started bashing her face in like Mike Tyson. That was my cue to bust out the Jergens.

Date: 5.22.09 | Views: 806,323 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Vintage

Sorry Billy, incest porn is only hot when it involves decent looking family members. Cannot fap.

Date: 5.20.09 | Views: 840,993 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Vintage

Pay no attention to them clusters of genital warts baby. Aint nothing but beauty marks.

Date: 5.19.09 | Views: 702,015 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Vintage

Complete with a negro version of quasimoto. Warning in advance to my beloved caucasian viewers, black-on-white racism lies within!

Date: 5.1.09 | Views: 1,164,927 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Vintage

Hottest thing I've seen all day. See more of Grandpa Jones HERE.

Date: 4.24.09 | Views: 2,060,110 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Vintage

Hey look! It's Gene Wilder, about a decade prior to his Charley & The Chocolate Factory days. Many argue his best perforamce was Young Frankenstein but I beg to differ. This has oscar buzz written all over it.

Date: 12.26.08 | Views: 739,667 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Vintage

This is from the 1976 classic Water Power. It's a lot like Taxi Driver, except this Travis Bickle has a little fetish for forcing woman into doing enemas at gun point. The film is actually based on real crimes committed by an Illinois man dubbed the "Enema Bandit". Anyway he's dead now, so R.I.P you scat-loving motherfucker.

Date: 11.22.08 | Views: 1,613,735 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Vintage

That sick motherfucker. No for real, I'm actually jealous. I tried to suck my own dick on a nightly basis from ages 12 to 19 but I could never reach. There was just too much distance between my 2 inch penis and mouth. So close... yet so far.

Date: 11.15.08 | Views: 615,693 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Vintage

LOL @ the dialogue and fap fap fap @ the forced cunnilingus. I love these variety videos.

Date: 10.20.08 | Views: 1,690,108 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Vintage

This eager slut-in-training wants to learn all the ropes of making whoopy. Practice makes perfect right? I didn't actually get much practice myself. I fucked 6 belly buttons before ever finding the right hole. What can I say... the shoe fit.

Date: 9.13.08 | Views: 891,878 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Vintage

She hits up the doctor cause she's having difficulty getting pregnant. I'm no gynecologist but if shaved that bush her husband would probably have an easier time finding the right hole.

Date: 9.5.08 | Views: 1,181,901 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Vintage

Vintage porno with incestual undertones makes me laugh. It also heightens my urge to be transported back to the 70's so that I can fuck the shit out of hippies along side mothers with beehive hairdos.

Date: 8.21.08 | Views: 1,813,372 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Vintage

Nina forces her best friend to eat out her own mom. That is some nasty menopausal pussy.

Date: 9.19.07 | Views: 1,538,233 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Vintage

This goofy lookin shithead tag teams his own mom with his dirty old dad. Like father, like son!

Date: 9.11.07 | Views: 1,248,050 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Vintage