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Save the chit chat for the anniversary bitch. Right now my cock needs your undivided attention. Comprende?
Date: 6.2.09 Views: 413,804 Comments: 0
No pain no gain.
Date: 5.29.09 Views: 407,355 Comments: 0
Especially fat ones. Dinner time!
Date: 5.28.09 Views: 742,848 Comments: 0
Poor vision and no sense of smell. Betty Lou truly is a perfect canidate for ass to mouth. Get her good pa.
Date: 5.21.09 Views: 548,325 Comments: 0
You know what would've been really funny? If he had instead said STFU bish and kept pounding away. Painful intercourse always brings the lulz.
Date: 5.12.09 Views: 621,284 Comments: 0
Hey babe! I think there's some poop in your butthole! Lemme stick my cock in there, pretty please? That about sums this one up, minus the formal request for permission. lol.
Date: 4.20.09 Views: 690,075 Comments: 0
I got a bazillion emails requesting the full version of this... so here it is. It's pretty straight forward. The average vagina has a depth of 5 to 6 inches. These limitations are fairly understandable, but Urkel here likes to push it. Real men let no centimeter go to waste.
Date: 3.16.09 Views: 1,056,213 Comments: 0
Pretty sure this fella failed prolapse-prevention 101. When you gots a salami stick of that magnitude, you can't just sloppily plunge into a woman's stink hole. None the less, her rectum defies all odds and remains intact throughout her intense session of anal battering. A miracle of god.
Date: 2.18.09 Views: 973,807 Comments: 0
All participant are of legal age. Read the full article HERE. I like how the 35 year old teacher squirms like a virgin whenever he sticks his teenage pecker inside her - check both he beginning and the end.
Date: 1.31.09 Views: 1,487,319 Comments: 0
For the sake of fap, we'll be taking a brief break from our usual impotence-inducing content. Today you get a very tame clip of a big titted beauty making sweet love to a South African mandingo. That's slang for huged penised black man, but aren't they all? Anyway, no worries - le prolapse pr0n will return shortly.
Date: 1.18.09 Views: 768,221 Comments: 0
Luckily I'll never be exposed to such humiliation at the hands of a woman, for in my hometown of Tajikistan it's a criminal offense to mock a man's penis size, punishable by decapitation via serrated butter knife. But that's not to say a woman would ever have any reason to shame my kidney cracker to begin with. Trust me, I put horses to shame.
Date: 1.17.09 Views: 1,125,049 Comments: 0
I want to be like this guy. I want to have woman begging for my cock and me be all like "lol no, slut" but I just don't see this happening. I mean right now I get rejected by everyone, including prostitutes (yes, even the black ones) so I don't know what the fuck to do. Maybe one of you will beg for my cock? C'mon, it's Christmas. Let me penetrate your holiday spirit.
Date: 12.9.08 Views: 570,441 Comments: 0
or you just might bust it open, similair to THIS, and dats not berry nice snarf snarf! (Yes, this is a repost. I got about 2 dozen emails from people wanting to see the full version, which is only like a minute longer but okay here it is!)
Date: 11.18.08 Views: 3,750,649 Comments: 0
Looks like this bitch has put a price tag on herpes. It's disheartening to see Pakistan's prostitution standards sink so low. This woman looks as though she was deficated out of a John Candy's deceased asshole. Okay well realistically I'd fuck her but only if I was paid 50k in cash up front and was permitted to chant "allah akbar" as I cock slap her.
Date: 11.12.08 Views: 545,819 Comments: 0
I remember when I was younger my friends would always draw penises all over my face if I was the first to fall asleep. Fuck that. Next time I have a slumber party, I'm gonna hide a bottle of Jergens under my sleeping bag and wreak a homoerotic revenge on all of those who've wronged me.
Date: 10.27.08 Views: 1,049,227 Comments: 0