Okay, everyone pay close attention. There's some seriously funny shit @ the 3:40 mark. Emphasis on shit.

Date: 7.19.09 | Views: 1,235,929 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Amateur

Save the chit chat for the anniversary bitch. Right now my cock needs your undivided attention. Comprende?

Date: 6.2.09 | Views: 617,491 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Amateur

Especially fat ones. Dinner time!

Date: 5.28.09 | Views: 1,272,590 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Amateur

Poor vision and no sense of smell. Betty Lou truly is a perfect canidate for ass to mouth. Get her good pa.

Date: 5.21.09 | Views: 820,831 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Amateur

You know what would've been really funny? If he had instead said STFU bish and kept pounding away. Painful intercourse always brings the lulz.

Date: 5.12.09 | Views: 902,689 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Amateur

Hey babe! I think there's some poop in your butthole! Lemme stick my cock in there, pretty please? That about sums this one up, minus the formal request for permission. lol.

Date: 4.20.09 | Views: 953,811 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Amateur

I got a bazillion emails requesting the full version of this... so here it is. It's pretty straight forward. The average vagina has a depth of 5 to 6 inches. These limitations are fairly understandable, but Urkel here likes to push it. Real men let no centimeter go to waste.

Date: 3.16.09 | Views: 1,626,194 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Amateur

Pretty sure this fella failed prolapse-prevention 101. When you gots a salami stick of that magnitude, you can't just sloppily plunge into a woman's stink hole. None the less, her rectum defies all odds and remains intact throughout her intense session of anal battering. A miracle of god.

Date: 2.18.09 | Views: 1,404,226 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Amateur

All participant are of legal age. Read the full article HERE. I like how the 35 year old teacher squirms like a virgin whenever he sticks his teenage pecker inside her - check both he beginning and the end.

Date: 1.31.09 | Views: 1,957,985 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Amateur

Luckily I'll never be exposed to such humiliation at the hands of a woman, for in my hometown of Tajikistan it's a criminal offense to mock a man's penis size, punishable by decapitation via serrated butter knife. But that's not to say a woman would ever have any reason to shame my kidney cracker to begin with. Trust me, I put horses to shame.

Date: 1.17.09 | Views: 1,468,323 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Amateur

I want to be like this guy. I want to have woman begging for my cock and me be all like "lol no, slut" but I just don't see this happening. I mean right now I get rejected by everyone, including prostitutes (yes, even the black ones) so I don't know what the fuck to do. Maybe one of you will beg for my cock? C'mon, it's Christmas. Let me penetrate your holiday spirit.

Date: 12.9.08 | Views: 922,877 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Amateur

Looks like this bitch has put a price tag on herpes. It's disheartening to see Pakistan's prostitution standards sink so low. This woman looks as though she was deficated out of a John Candy's deceased asshole. Okay well realistically I'd fuck her but only if I was paid 50k in cash up front and was permitted to chant "allah akbar" as I cock slap her.

Date: 11.12.08 | Views: 665,629 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Amateur

I remember when I was younger my friends would always draw penises all over my face if I was the first to fall asleep. Fuck that. Next time I have a slumber party, I'm gonna hide a bottle of Jergens under my sleeping bag and wreak a homoerotic revenge on all of those who've wronged me.

Date: 10.27.08 | Views: 1,293,060 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Amateur

Anally penetrating a Ukrainian hooker while watching Mrs. Doubtfire has been on my to-do list for ages, but it looks like this crazy motherfucker beat me to it. Oh well, I'll still always be the 1st person ever to receive a blumpkin whilst playing Command & Conquer: Tiberian Dawn. Wasn't easy.

Date: 10.12.08 | Views: 4,367,293 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Amateur

I cant even begin to express the importantance of utilizing a maglight when practicing ATM in the dark. Last nights chicken potpie doesn't taste so good the 2nd time around does it lady? Pwn 2 self lolz.

Date: 8.30.08 | Views: 1,053,620 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Amateur