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This brings back memories of the very 1st girl I met off Match.com. She was a hippy, the kind that tried to save water by not flushing the toilet and bathing less often than bums. All of this was revealed in her "about me', but I kinda skipped that part. So yeah, she wanted to 69 and I foolishly agreed not knowing that her cunt smelt like a rotting fish. Thank god for premature ejaculation though. It brought a swift end to that 20 seconds of sensory trauma
Date: 12.20.08 Views: 727,082 Comments: 0
It would look something like this, minus Michael Keaton. And while we're on the subject of x-rated spoofs, would anyone care to sign my petition to have The Elephant Man remade into an adult film? I'd very much like to see that mongloid fella give Sasha Gray some ATM.
Date: 11.6.08 Views: 461,661 Comments: 0
Keep your dick in your pants for this one, or you just might end up inadvertently blowing your load to the sight of a flying dragon.
Date: 8.25.08 Views: 657,635 Comments: 0
The only thing missing is a cameo of that glasses wearing bitch from the show Daria. Surely I'm not the only one who wants to see her ass get torn wide open by Beavis's cock, preferably to the sound of "La La La La La you're standing on my neck."
Date: 7.31.08 Views: 658,223 Comments: 0
Other films I'd like to see convertered to pornos: Dawn of the Dead, The Little Mermaid, Troll 2, Requiem For A Dream, Superbad and the board game Monoply - where if you go bankrupt you are forced into prostitution to pay off your debts. See more videos like this on Demonic3D.com
Date: 6.30.08 Views: 708,976 Comments: 0
Careful! Rough sex is now the standard in the adult industry. A lengthy career in porn will cost you a prolapsed rectum, torn vagina and a shitload of STD's. I'd stick to becoming a doctor if I was you.
Date: 6.6.08 Views: 976,599 Comments: 0
I decided to post that last bit of the ET sextape. Elliot is probably fapping to this right now, I know I am. See more alien porn HERE and HERE.
Date: 6.4.08 Views: 475,336 Comments: 0
E.T. is back and this time around she gets fucked silly by a man. I hope she doesn't get pregnant!
Date: 6.4.07 Views: 1,826,465 Comments: 0
All things considered, E.T's pussy don't look that bad. If you had the chance, would you fuck her?
Date: 6.3.07 Views: 1,346,292 Comments: 0
He has the ability to remove her clothes just with his mind. I'd kill to have the ability to do this!
Date: 5.11.07 Views: 672,611 Comments: 0
Uncle Fester fucks Cousin Itt. Personally, I'd rather see Pugsley and Wednesday hook up.
Date: 1.13.07 Views: 846,141 Comments: 0
A rock persuades Alice to masterbate. She's reluctant at first, but she slowly gives in!
Date: 12.6.06 Views: 1,000,470 Comments: 0
This is Kristine DeBell learning how to suck dick in Playboy's XXX version of Alice In Wonderland.
Date: 11.23.06 Views: 1,053,774 Comments: 0
I don't know if she's a zombie or what, but she gets fucked in the ass and then bites off his cock.
Date: 11.11.06 Views: 1,541,537 Comments: 0
He's no Johnny Depp but he sure knows how to put his extra cocks to use!
Date: 11.1.06 Views: 403,512 Comments: 0