This brings back memories of the very 1st girl I met off Match.com. She was a hippy, the kind that tried to save water by not flushing the toilet and bathing less often than bums. All of this was revealed in her "about me', but I kinda skipped that part. So yeah, she wanted to 69 and I foolishly agreed not knowing that her cunt smelt like a rotting fish. Thank god for premature ejaculation though. It brought a swift end to that 20 seconds of sensory trauma

Date: 12.20.08 | Views: 1,018,956 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Parody

It would look something like this, minus Michael Keaton. And while we're on the subject of x-rated spoofs, would anyone care to sign my petition to have The Elephant Man remade into an adult film? I'd very much like to see that mongloid fella give Sasha Gray some ATM.

Date: 11.6.08 | Views: 558,357 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Parody

Keep your dick in your pants for this one, or you just might end up inadvertently blowing your load to the sight of a flying dragon.

Date: 8.25.08 | Views: 788,027 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Parody

The only thing missing is a cameo of that glasses wearing bitch from the show Daria. Surely I'm not the only one who wants to see her ass get torn wide open by Beavis's cock, preferably to the sound of "La La La La La you're standing on my neck."

Date: 7.31.08 | Views: 847,303 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Parody

Other films I'd like to see convertered to pornos: Dawn of the Dead, The Little Mermaid, Troll 2, Requiem For A Dream, Superbad and the board game Monoply - where if you go bankrupt you are forced into prostitution to pay off your debts. See more videos like this on Demonic3D.com

Date: 6.30.08 | Views: 855,254 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Parody

Careful! Rough sex is now the standard in the adult industry. A lengthy career in porn will cost you a prolapsed rectum, torn vagina and a shitload of STD's. I'd stick to becoming a doctor if I was you.

Date: 6.6.08 | Views: 1,247,874 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Parody

I decided to post that last bit of the ET sextape. Elliot is probably fapping to this right now, I know I am. See more alien porn HERE and HERE.

Date: 6.4.08 | Views: 551,966 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Parody

E.T. is back and this time around she gets fucked silly by a man. I hope she doesn't get pregnant!

Date: 6.4.07 | Views: 1,935,395 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Parody

All things considered, E.T's pussy don't look that bad. If you had the chance, would you fuck her?

Date: 6.3.07 | Views: 1,398,380 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Parody

He has the ability to remove her clothes just with his mind. I'd kill to have the ability to do this!

Date: 5.11.07 | Views: 752,589 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Parody

Uncle Fester fucks Cousin Itt. Personally, I'd rather see Pugsley and Wednesday hook up.

Date: 1.13.07 | Views: 969,449 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Parody

A rock persuades Alice to masterbate. She's reluctant at first, but she slowly gives in!

Date: 12.6.06 | Views: 1,238,073 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Parody

This is Kristine DeBell learning how to suck dick in Playboy's XXX version of Alice In Wonderland.

Date: 11.23.06 | Views: 1,223,006 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Parody

I don't know if she's a zombie or what, but she gets fucked in the ass and then bites off his cock.

Date: 11.11.06 | Views: 1,677,450 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Parody

He's no Johnny Depp but he sure knows how to put his extra cocks to use!

Date: 11.1.06 | Views: 455,213 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Parody