Sex Tape Failure of a Wannabe Rapper

It's "sex tape 101" with this ratchet dork that lets nothing stand in front of his delusions. Not even his dick lint, a random ice cream truck or even his mom will stop him from showing us how to make a porn. #BOSS

Views: 181,621 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

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LOL: She Rather Fuck A Horse!

Aspiring whore confesses to beastial relations with family pets and a lingering desire to suck off Mr. Ed, but when the idea of sleeping with a black man is proposed.. she balks! LOL @ Max Hardcore's random cameo, criticizing her weight and declaring her unfit for a golden shower.

Views: 1,411,512 | Date: 5.24.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Amazing Horse

A live-action tribute to the greatest song/animation of the decade. Addicting as fuck.

Views: 3,595,245 | Date: 4.18.10 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

He Rather Fuck A Horse

Hmmm. Cant really blame the guy. If your wife looked like a cross between Rosanne and a lesbian hippopotamus... you'd probably explore other options too.

Views: 1,724,275 | Date: 2.16.10 | Submitted By Suey | Category: LULZ

Zoophile Recruitment Video

Great news folks! Getting fucked by their horse's 18 inch cock is no longer a prerequisite for new applicants. The only requirement now is just a meager fellatio session with one of their five dogs. Hell of an opportunity!

Views: 1,493,454 | Date: 5.7.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

The Orgasm Of Death

Honestly, less than 1% of the shit I post actually makes me LOL. Anal prolapses and horse porn bloopers just don't seem to do it for me anymore. But jesus... the second I heard this guy blow ass in the opening sequence I LOL'd so hard my eyes started watering like an emo kid listening to Dashboard Confessional.

Views: 2,077,797 | Date: 12.6.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Worlds Biggest Cock

God blesses him with a horse cock and what does he do? Turns into a tranny and only fucks men. What a waste... think of all the vaginas he could've decimated with that thing.

Views: 4,540,831 | Date: 8.5.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Penis

Kicked While Masturbating

This woman comes up with the genius idea to masturbate under a horse. But the horse isn't cool with that so it kicks her in the back and tells her to GTFO.

Views: 3,139,422 | Date: 5.13.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers