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I Lost My Virginity To A Dog

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:08:20 -0800

The sound clip at the end says it all.

Thugs Harass Interracial Couple

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:26:27 -0800

DJ Jackoff ventures into the wrong part of town to land himself a $5 piece of ivory pussy. However, his efforts are thwarted mid-fellatio by a local warlord known as The V-Man (short for Vaginal Master) who's heavily armed with "rocks and sheet". My oh my!

Hygiene fail 2

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:00:09 -0800

Ginger Spice 2.0 straight up forgot to wipe her ass. She's got a shit-soaked thong that's leaking out malt balls left and right. What's awesome is the dumb motherfucker that decided to use his own finger to inspect the mysterious brown substance. Hepatitis C baby.

Viva La Public Masturbation

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:16:29 -0800

Shit... if that aint love at first sight, I don't know what is. When you're cruising with your cock out in daddy's Ford Fiesta... amazing things are bound to happen.

Bachelor Party - eFukt style

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:11:05 -0800

No better way to celebrate your last day of singledom by sticking 2 Vienna sausages up the vadge of a $12 whore. They made a push for 3 but the sea donkey insisted her cunt was already at max capacity. Uh huh.

The Fap & The Furious

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:17:34 -0800

My quest to turn sexual harassment into an art form is finally nearing completion. Here's the latest installement in my public jackoff saga. If you missed the 1st two... click HERE + HERE. For information on the soundtrack - check out this page HERE.

I'll Fuck You Up

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 22:02:16 -0800

Russian bitch spazzes the fuck out for no apparent reason and then tries to claim she was just "acting". Yep... no better way to enhance a porn scene than by acting like a demonic crackwhore with Tourette syndrome.

Wife Of The Year

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 20:43:21 -0800

This video is all but guaranteed to result in a divorce. Probably a domestic violence case too... or is that just being overly optimistic? Full video available HERE!

Addicted To Boob Jobs

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:37:20 -0800

After 32 surgeries, 10 liters of silicone, and going against the advice of every reputable doctor in all of Brazil... this crazy bitch now holds a Guinness World Record: the very 1st legally-retarded woman to get size 38KKK implants. Mazel tov!

My Sister Caught Me Masturbating

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 11:47:32 -0800

Mr. big dick hot shot is reduced to a little bitch in 5 seconds flat after his sister walks in on his cybersex extravaganza.

Cornhole Destruction

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 10:15:48 -0800

She screams "ow!" 87 times in the span of 3 minutes. The quality may be crap but you really cant complain with numbers like that.

MOM? FUUUUUUUUU!

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 06:33:02 -0800

This video was submitted with no audio track. Luckly I can read lips with precise accuracy, so I created some textual captions to compensate for the lack of dialogue. Pretty sure I nailed it on the head.

He Rather Fuck A Horse

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 04:26:37 -0800

Hmmm. Cant really blame the guy. If your wife looked like a cross between Rosanne and a lesbian hippopotamus... you'd probably explore other options too.

Crackwhore Confesses To Incest!

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 23:55:33 -0800

Everytime her son's cock gets brought up, her eyes widen like a fat kid at Taco Bell. It's pretty creepy. Almost as creepy as that basketball-sized tumor hanging from her mid section. Seriously, what the fuck is that?

Mr. Slurpy

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 07:17:09 -0800

This hobo motherfucker is crazy. He eats up some Jap pussy as if there's Top Ramen stashed away in her uterus. Then his eyeballs pop out Total Recall style just as he's about to blow his load... which might as well be battery acid judging from the expression of the recipient. haha.

Incest Is Funny

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:00:18 -0800

This is a clip from Dr. Bizarro... arguably the greatest pornographic film ever made. You really cant go wrong with forced copulation sync'd to 80's techno music. It's pure win.

LOL I'm Urinating On You

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:53:49 -0800

A drunken prostitute learns firsthand what it's like to be a human toilet bowl. Apparently she's been conditioned to the act of receiving bodily fluids on the face, possibly due to her status as a veteran cum dumpster, so the reaction is unfortunately weak.

Stop Making Fun Of My Vagina

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 06:09:02 -0800

Her pussy lips look like 2 strips of smoked bacon and she's sick of it. So the crazy bitch pays Apu 8k to hack her vadge into prepubescent status and calls it a day. Smoked bacon be gone!

There Goes My Porn Career

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 14:01:46 -0800

Full video available @ Pennyshow.

Uhhh That's Not Cum...

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 01:25:15 -0800

Somewhere deep in the anal abyss of this Kentucky Fried Whore lies a creampie... marinating in fece delight. She attempts to shit it out and well... unfortunate for the floral bedding of Motel 6 - her efforts produce a substance not so aromatically pleasing. Full video available HERE.

Porno Accidente

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 02:56:59 -0800

Guess what goes wrong.

Flasher Disrupts College Class

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:39:50 -0800

Exhibitionists are exploring uncharted territory - the education system. Casper the small cock'd ghost isn't really the best pioneer for the job but I do admire his creativity.

Muslim Sharking

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:44:31 -0800

Mission unsuccessful. These women have too fast of a reflex and realistically... it's kinda hard to rip someones underwear off when they're dressed like a fuckin ku klux ninja.

How To Fake A Cumshot

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 00:24:20 -0800

He's a double amputee with erectile dysfunction. His cock is about as useful to him as a pair of Nike Dunks. This means the Puerto Rican whore riding his flaccid pole has to get extra creative when the time comes for el popshot. Watch closely for some sloppy-ass porno magic.

Hi, My Penis Is 3 Feet Long

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:36:43 -0800

Shit. If my cock that was big, I'd throw on my limited edition Bugle Boy jean shorts and hit the boardwalk.

Russian Teacher Gets Sharked

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 12:44:44 -0800

Woah. No gang rape? Russia is a changin!

My Older Sister Butt Nekkid

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 12:44:03 -0800

She usually only makes that distress call when I raid her secret stash of chef boyardee. Not quite sure what's gotten into her.

Masturbation Fail

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 18:41:21 -0800

I hear that locking the door is a pretty efficient away of gaining privacy. Might wanna try that out sometime ya dumb bitch.

Hygiene Fail

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 08:15:01 -0800

He's about as good at wiping his ass as a 60 year old paraplegic. I like how the chicks voice cracks as she moans though. That's hawt.

Maid Mayhem

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 07:42:42 -0800

These men have truly mastered the art of sexually harassing migrant workers. Bravo. But I do believe it's time to take that next step forward - The Ritz Carlton. All white maids with 34d titties. Make daddy proud.

LOL Wrong Hole!

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 21:38:20 -0800

A lot can happen in the blink of an eye. Lives are lost, revolutions are born, and sometimes... just sometimes - the rectum of a $20 whore will be mistakenly penetrated. Downloaded the full 40 minute video HERE.

How Pornstars Get Pinkeye

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 06:10:30 -0800

The jizz of a black man infused with rectal juice? That's like fuckin battery acid. Kiss yo 20/20 vision goodbye bitch!

Seduction Fail

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 05:07:49 -0800

This is what your mom does while you're away at school.

The Soccer Mom

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:59:59 -0800

Same boys from the eFukt smash hit Dude That's My Mom's Friend. They really seem to have a knack for fucking people's mothers.

A Colonoscopy Before Anal

Fri, 01 Jan 2010 21:54:34 -0800

Chester's awfully eager to do some butt fuckin but fears his wanky might come out lookin like a Snickers bar [bitesize of course]. Luckily this Jap has access to cutting edge medical technology - a Feces Detector 3000. Kinda gross, but I find his dedication to 'safe sex' rather admirable.

While You Were Sleeping

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:48:27 -0800

Ah yes... GHB... because flowers and boxed chocolates only work half the time. Happy new years you sick fucks.

Fap Attack

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:24:31 -0800

LOL @ the Hispanic hippo in scene #2. That's the kinda woman that'd bite your cock off and dip in chorizo sauce if she ever had the chance. Please sexually harass with extreme caution.

Hooker Destruction

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 03:52:56 -0800

I tried to fap... but the glob of feces just chillin on the base of his cock proved to be rather distracting.

Hey Grandma, Show Me Your Tits

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 23:45:32 -0800

Not terribly funny... but when it comes to videos involving sexual harassment and senior citizens, exceptions will be made.

Pocahontas Accidentally Shits Herself

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:46:24 -0800

An Indian prostitute that speaks in ebonics and lacks basic potty training? Some women are just born to be on eFukt.

Scat Fail

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 02:42:08 -0800

He was promised a 2 pound turd. Instead he was given a Chicken McNugget. Those be grounds for a fuckin refund.

Caught Fucking A Whale

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:25:06 -0800

Nothing could possibly put a bigger smile on my face than hearing my website's name mentioned in a video of Steve Urkel pounding the shit out of some drunken beluga whale. Christmas has officially come early.

Stripped, Beaten & Burned

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:25:12 -0800

Don't feel too bad... a.) she committed armed robbery and b.) she looks like Bette Midler. The bitch had it coming. Read the full story HERE.

The Rhyming Rapist

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:33:25 -0800

He's about as good at rapping as I am at convincing fat chicks on Myspace that my semen tastes comparable to Ben & Jerry's cake batter ice cream. Fucking oustanding.

Male Strippers From Hell

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:03:10 -0800

For a nominal fee of $160, they'll piss in your closet, steal your belongings and bang the shit out of your mom on video camera. Quite the bargain!

The Headless Penis

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:59:11 -0800

What was once a sniper rifle is now a snubnose magnum. How'd that happen? Lemme guess... something involving farm animals and strategically placed peanut butter? It happens to the best of us.

Goth Blowjob Fail

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:06:06 -0800

Those are some pretty weak dicksucking skills. Looks like somebody's gonna lose their Hot Topic sponsorship!

Orgasm Fail

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:16:21 -0800

Preggo girl is in the middle of cumming when her [minute] man declares that the apple sauce is en route for early delivery. She replies with a double "doo eet", which I believe means: "cum inside me so that I can finish my orgasm you twig dick motherfucker". The request didn't seem to catch.

Dude That's My Mom's Friend!

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 04:21:48 -0800

funny shit

Babysitting Fail

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 07:07:23 -0800

I wish my parents had been as considerate in their choosing of a babysitter. For 7 years they stuck me with Ethiopian dyke that wore basketball attire exclusively. Nearly left me with an inverted penis.

The Disgruntled Girlfriend

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:40:48 -0800

She has the enthusiasm of $2.00 blowup doll. I could have a more exciting time fucking a cardboard cutout of that elderly bitch from The Weakest Link than this meathole. Similar video HERE.

Fear Factor XXX

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:35:09 -0800

Seriously, what wont a woman do for money? The list is about to get shorter... cause 'sitting in a dunk tank and allowing leeches to surf the uterus' just got crossed the fuck out.

Hung Like Bart Simpson

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:01:01 -0800

Dildo Baggins here could've saved himself a lot of embarrassment if he just stayed home and stuck to beating off to reruns of Captain Planet. Now he and his 4 inch celery stick have ended up on the world wide web for all to see and laugh at. Live and learn brooo. More small cock humiliation HERE.

10 Inches Of Terror

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:03:11 -0800

That raspy lookin black bitch's reaction is fuckin PRICELESS! Bonus points to any of you that recognize the soundtrack.

GTFO! I'm Nekkid!

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:24:47 -0800

LOL @ the Arab girl 16 seconds into it. She slams the door just as papa Bishnu was about to make a cameo appearance and then resumes her sloppy ass striptease as if nothing even happened. Her dedication to whoredom is almost admirable.

OOPS! Wrong Hole!

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:04:45 -0800

I'd be pretty amazed/disappointed if that didn't at least cause a little internal bleeding. Emphasis on disappointed.

The Sherminator

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:07:01 -0800

Props to the ginger on his pipe laying skills. Honestly haven't heard a woman scream that loud since the time I was caught defecating in front of Blockbuster in protest to late fees accumulated on my rental of The Neverending Story 3 (director's cut). Good times.

The Blob

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:43:28 -0800

He can brag about his 20 pound meat bag all he wants. If it doesn't get hard, then it's about as useful as a black hooker at a blood drive.

Parenting Fail

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:26:06 -0800

Cant even afford a $4/hour babysitter so that you can fist-fuck Mrs. Snagglepuss in peace? Damn... this recession shit aint no joke!

He'll Never Do Porn Again

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:48:52 -0800

Failure to achieve erection OR premature ejaculation. Those are the top 2 problems most men face when trying to perform on camera. It's usually one or the other... but in this chumps case - 2 birds are killed with 1 very tiny stone.

Aunt Jemima's First Anal

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:57:06 -0800

And hopefully her last. I rather beat off to reruns of the Maury Povich show than this half ton stankasaurus. lolz.

Aquarium Fail

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:42:30 -0800

You gotta add water. Everyone knows that you silly son of a bitch.

Anal Creampie From Hell

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:53:53 -0800

It's crazy. On the outside, assholes all look the same. But if your rectum was to ever head south & emerge as a pinksock... you'd quickly find that much like the butt plugs in Oprah Winfrey's sextoy collection, they come in all shapes, sizes & colors. 4 years of running a porn site and that's about all I've learned.

How To Piss Off A Hooker

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:15:12 -0800

Pretending to be black seems to be a key component. BALLZ DEEEEEP SON!

Rough Sex Fail

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 07:45:23 -0800

Some professionmal pipe layers right here. Too bad the only thing they made sore was her ear drums. Skreeem bitch skreeem! More here: 1, 2, 3, 4.

Holy Shit

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:17:30 -0800

Two years of solid constipation. That's what you get for eating dog. WHABAM!

Pussy Kebab

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:02:47 -0800

The knife might be fake, but that hole in her beef curtain sure as fuck isnt. Looks like Borat ran her snapper through the meat grinder. Hey lady, one word: labiaplasty. You're halfway there!

Bitch! You Broke My Dick!

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:57:09 -0800

Fuck porn, she belongs in MMA.

Mr. Plow

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:25:24 -0800

for when Colon Cleanse just isn't enough..

Endurance Fail

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:09:25 -0800

I like how he straight up bends his cock as a means to halt the ejaculation. It's a penis, not a fucking garden hose. Nice try though!

The Inside Out Girl

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:38:50 -0700

Her asshole resembles the neck of a kid that's just been decapitated. Hmmm. Sounds like fap time if you ask me.

Suicide By Dildo

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:45:44 -0700

Don't give up.... you're almost there.

OH HAI MOM, SUP?

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 08:37:02 -0700

I was expecting some domestic violence... or maybe I've just watched Ken Park one too many times?

BEEP BEEP! I've Got A Boner

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:51:29 -0700

Beating off at home is for pussies. Real men take their meat to the street.

The Bukakke Burger

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 02:21:18 -0700

A zesty new condiment is being introduced in fast food chains throughout Japan. Can you guess what it is? I'll give you a hint - 100% organic. lol. More HERE.

A Pervert With High Standards

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:17:31 -0700

A sexual predator that only assaults models? God bless.

Literally Drowned In Semen

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 07:50:44 -0700

The ending scene actually made me gag. That doesn't happen very often.

Yo No Quiero Butt Fuck

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:46:17 -0700

I posted this awhile back but the clip was ruined by god awful Mexican music. Luckily an alternative version has now surfaced. Less Ricky Martin. More cries of pain.

Assholes Harass Drunk Girl

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:24:56 -0700

A cellphone recording of a passed-out girl and 3 Russian men that doesn't end in rape? lol... first time for everything I suppose.

Allergic To White Cock

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 03:50:54 -0700

If the roles were reversed, I'm pretty sure he'd puke too.

A Hole In One

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 23:54:19 -0700

Fuck. I totally left out the headshot.wav file. God damn it.

Various Reactions To A Public Penis

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:26:25 -0700

Here's what's up: a man on a train has unzipped his pantalones and is intentionally letting his fig newton dangle about in front of numerous female passangers - of which their reactions are recorded by an inconspicuous pen camera. It's official - exposing your cock to complete strangers is the new black.

The Fearless Fapper

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:06:03 -0700

Dude stops by the cleaners to have this pants tailored. As she takes measurements from behind, he whips out his wienerschnitzel and starts beating off. The woman is completely oblivious. Even after he soils her carpeted floor with his man chowder, she doesn't have a single fuckin clue. Props!

Her Uterus Is A Punching Bag

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:50:14 -0700

She's either prepping for child birth or horse cock. Considering that she's Dutch, I'm leaning towards the latter.

The Legally Retarded Pornstar

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 23:57:38 -0700

This is one fucked up cum bucket of a woman. She's got an adoptive father whom she believes would masturbate if he were ever to find this video. Kinda twisted right? Well... not in her eyes!

Quit Fapping & GTFO

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:56:54 -0700

I guess he figured that once she laid eyes on his 7 inch yankee doodle, she wouldn't be able to resist and that a 'happy ending' would ensue. The Motel 6 guy actually shared the same ideology. Too much late night Cinemax porn can really fuck with your head these days.

The Most Miserable Pornstar Ever

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:23:53 -0700

Pretty sure I once saw this chick in a humanitarian commercial for Yugoslavian orphans. It's hard to forget a facial expression like that.... especially after fappin to it for 3 consecutive months. lol.

Pain In The Ass

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:45:00 -0700

Red stuff starts to drip out her ass... so what does she do? EATS IT! Never let a little blood spoil the eroticism of a butt rape porno!

LOL I Ejaculated On You

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 14:11:36 -0700

Dude shoots his tapioca pudding all over the head of an unsuspecting fellow passenger, who fails to notice even after the fact. Bummmmmer broooooo.

The Elevator

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:09:59 -0700

I decided to reuse the sound bite from yesterday's clip. Who would've thought Robert Deniro's voice could so perfectly complete a video of a man retracting his nut sack to and fro? I know I know, it's amazing.

Cunt Head

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:13:51 -0700

Yoshinoya lost his Rolex diamond watch up a hooker's fallopian tubes and sets off on a death defying expedition to recover it. Enjoy!

Boyfriend Of The Month

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:44:08 -0700

Now THATS fucked up.

Teabagging The Drunk Girl

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 06:49:27 -0700

Actually she looks kinda dead. Fap now, draw conclusions later.

Cumshot Fail

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 05:16:30 -0700

haha

Spying On Mr. 2 Incher

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:05:34 -0700

I love how directly after discussing the fat guy's bite size cock, eFukt is the first thing that pops into their heads. I'm honored. It took me 4 years to earn that association.

Healthy Alternatives To Anal Sex

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:39:06 -0700

She rather suck off a fuckin golden retriever than take it up the butt. No joke. They even have an in depth conversation about dog cock just prior to the cumshot finale. Nothing like a little steamy dialogue to keep your noodle hard, right? More fucked up'ness available @ MEATHOLES.

Titty Destruction

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 08:41:35 -0700

If you're among the minority of men that don't enjoy seeing Japanese women being beaten to tears, it's probably best you skip this one. These fun bags take more abuse than a Mexican pinata on May 5th.

Salad Tossing 101

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:31:09 -0700

HAHA what the fuck! Just listen to this guy. He lured in his enemy with a blowjob and then shanked him. Fucking new age ninja tactics.

Tremors 7: Prolapse Apocalypse

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:54:47 -0700

Best use of animatronics since The Neverending Story.

Molested At Lunch Time

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:16:29 -0700

This is a scene from some stupid French porno called The Image. Stars that old bitch from 101 Dalmations as some sort of empowered cunt that likes to dominate. Kinda funny but not really my cup of tea. I was raised on the notion that degradation is a man's job.

Erotic Tattoo Fail

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:40:05 -0700

Good god. I don't know what's sloppier - that tattoo or the vagina it was embedded upon. Looks like someone tried to turn her worn out cunt into a coloring book. HAHA. Full video available @ Facial Abuse.

Sharing Is Caring

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 06:30:49 -0700

Snowballing? Fuck that. I'd rather toss my girlfriend's salad directly after shitting out 2 pounds of kung pao chicken than be orally introduced to my own man jam. Too many calories bro.

Pornstar Cries Over Facial

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:35:00 -0700

Sucking cock must kill brain cells. This girl's concerned that splooge from a facial might somehow end up in her vagina. Maybe if her pussy was as big as a coconut (almost there!) and located on her belly? Full video HERE.

Peeping Tom Fail

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 07:48:16 -0700

Woooah. Was he pooping and fappin at the same time? I thought I was the only one. And as for the cameraman - sucks he broke your lense but that's what you get for spying on someone capable of defending themselves. Next time try victimizing a woman. Less damage, more lulz.

Anal With Constipated Girlfriend

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 06:59:27 -0700

I'm always one step ahead of female biology. When I wanna ass fuck a woman, I simply lace her Cinnamon Toast Crunch with ex-lax. Come night fall, her cornhole is as empty as Tara Reid's head. Works every time.

She Forgot To Wipe

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:56:23 -0700

I accidentally deleted the original audio track to this. Had to call over my little sister to help out with the dubbing. Guilty boner, big time.

Poop Dick

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 03:38:51 -0700

A cocoa puff slips out her ass, only to be retrieved by the penis of her eager costar. Lets just say he likes to recycle.

Death By Blowjob

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 01:20:46 -0700

Heart attack mid-orgasm. No better way to go out. Minus the gay bald dude with the rainbow tattoo.

Orgasm Ruined By Momma

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:26:54 -0700

Dudes in the middle of busting a nut when Madea comes a knocking. This is why I jack off with headphones on. Nothing comes between me and glory.

Too Drunk To [legally] Fuck

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 10:34:22 -0700

I tried my best to caption this but half the shit that comes out of her mouth makes no sense and after the 2 minutes of her rambling on about Totoya automobiles I got kinda tired. P.S. nice titties.

Macho Man Cries From Anal

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:20:56 -0700

This is FUCKING HILARIOUS.

Shoulder Deep

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:54:33 -0700

I'm surprised he survived that... and by surprised I mean disappointed. lol.

Even Pornstars Hate Black People

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:08:45 -0700

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. More racist pornstars HERE.

The Super Soaker

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:41:12 -0700

When it rains... it pours. Download the official theme song HERE.

Get Naked Or Die

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 13:16:21 -0700

Sometimes I get hate mail over videos like this. I guess they fail to realize that by posting this shit, I'm only increasing the chances of the culprits being identified and caught. It's kinda like America's Most Wanted, except people actually watch my show.

Nixon's Long Lost Sextape

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 23:27:19 -0700

Would've been better if Obama made a cameo.

The Downside Of Having A 13 Incher

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 22:59:59 -0700

Some people are born gay. Not Steed. He just didn't have any other choice. You see, in reality women don't want foot long penises. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that the average vagina is only a mere 6 inches deep. The rectum on the other hand, is a 6 foot tunnel of love that could accomodate Steed and all 4 of his cousins. The choice was pretty simple.

Pornstar Meltdown

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 09:08:24 -0700

Learn from her mistakes. Getting paid a cool $165 for an ass-2-mouth scene may sound like a fantastic way to supplement your income, but in reality it's not quite as fun as it looks on TV. See the full thing HERE.

Pornstar Quits Over Farting Incident

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:51:02 -0700

This is a scene from MEATHOLES, which was basically one of the most extreme porn sites on the web back in 2003-ish. It's funny. This girl can handle a fist up her cunt while the cameraman inquires about her childhood, but let one slip in her face and that's where she draws the line.

Condom Fail

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 20:41:56 -0700

That's what happens when you buy contraceptives out of vending machines.

Pornstar Hates Semen

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:48:38 -0700

No one said you had to like it baby. Just sit back, open wide and think about all the Baja Chalupas you'll be able to buy as soon as you're done. That's what gets me through the day.

America's Next Top Pornstar

Sun, 16 Aug 2009 04:10:55 -0700

You stuttering, premature ejaculating son of a gun. Peter North and Ron Jeremy are already packing their bags.

Porn From Way Back When

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:26:33 -0700

No rectal prolapses or eel insertions. Back then it was all about..... character development and storyline!

The Sex Offender Strikes Back

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 05:02:05 -0700

Interesting choice in victims. Random hot chicks, disabled senior citizens, and now ambulance drivers. Variety really is the spice of life.

I Don't Need An Enema

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 07:52:18 -0700

The specs of shit on his cock beg to differ. Watch the same pornstar go apeshit in a different blooper HERE. Funny stuff kids!

Butt Plug Fail

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 07:08:06 -0700

Gravity is a bitch.

Gangbanged By 251 Men For Nothing

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 04:37:26 -0700

The 90's - A time when fucking a quarter thousand men in the name of art somehow made sense. Talk about a resume booster!

Pop Goes The Pussy

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 09:04:20 -0700

This looks fun. Seriously. I always loved popping balloons as a kid. If I can inflict some damage to my wife's tuna casserole while I'm at it... even better.

Godlike Cumshot

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 09:22:28 -0700

Enough ejaculate to feed a small family of Ethiopians. See more HERE.

Making Porno Is Serious Business

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 08:49:17 -0700

This is footage of adult performer Jon Dough getting pissy on the set of some porno. He's actually dead now. Hung himself in 2006. Just couldn't handle the stress of being paid thousands to fuck beautiful women? I understand completely.

Husband Forced To Suck Cock

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 04:23:41 -0700

The forced homosexuality thing is the least of his problems. Just take one look at that haircut.

Charity Makes His Dick Hard

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 00:31:51 -0700

His fetish? It's quite simple really - small donations to the less fortunate. He's like the Santa Claus of sexual predators. FAP FAP FAP AND AWAY HE GOES!

Hey Lady, Your Butthole's Broken

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:52:08 -0700

Chronic hemorrhoids or a dried up prolapse? Hard to say. You be the judge.

Anal Accident Of The Worst Kind

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:11:56 -0700

Holy fuck. The bitch spacedocked herself! Congratulations lady, you've made internet history.

Hello, I'm Masturbating To You

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:36:23 -0700

Who needs porno when you have... fat black bitches in bathing suits? Pretty much everyone but this guy.

Not Your Typical Prostitute

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 06:36:34 -0700

What can I say? Handjobs aren't her speciality.

Chuck: The Pussy Slayer

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 07:03:21 -0700

For a moment there, it almost looked as though Chucky was gonna disregard her pleas for a cease-fuck and begin to commence rapage. Mr. Pringles said it best - once you pop you cant stop.

Pussy On My Nike Dunks

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 06:11:58 -0700

This video isn't very eventful. I won't lie. It's just that I've never seen athletic footwear put to such great use. Do try this at home.

The Sex Life Of A Dwarf

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 03:53:29 -0700

Repost? Technically yes. But the addition of Beetlejuice getting titty-blasted by some random bitch makes it well worth a second viewing. I promise.

Orgasm Ruined By 2 Assholes

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:33:21 -0700

Doin' the lord's work.

Dog Investigates Fishy Odor

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:40:50 -0700

That dude's a little too comfortable with the fact that his dog's nose is within an inch of his weiner. I wonder what that's all about? Lets draw some conclusions...

Blowjob Fail

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:29:15 -0700

It's semen, not battery acid. Embrace the saltiness and show some appreciation.

Wigger Porn!

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 23:50:50 -0700

Okay, everyone pay close attention. There's some seriously funny shit @ the 3:40 mark. Emphasis on shit.

What's That On My Dick?

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:54:29 -0700

Lotion???? You dumb motherfucker. Clearly those are just clumps of parmesan cheese. A fine topping for her beef fillet.

He Hates Crackwhores

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 06:14:24 -0700

If Douglas DeMann died and was reincarnated as a black man with a slightly larger penis - this would be him.

Big Penises Cause Big Problems

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:04:40 -0700

Jesus. His cock is so big it's capable of causing fatal internal damage. I've never been so jealous in my life.

Life Support Porn

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 12:55:47 -0700

I've officially seen it all. Well, almost. Still waiting on that Brian Peppers sextape to surface. Till then, my hunt for fucked up porno treasure goes on.

Sex Ed For Dummies

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:27:08 -0700

Usually these type of videos are designed for kids. This one's actually for adults... adults so dumb they can't tell apart their wife's pussy hole from an Arby's Beef N Cheddar. Skip to 3:38 and you'll understand.

Orgasm At The Gym

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:28:32 -0700

You're supposed to wipe down the machine with a towel before you leave, dickhead.

Is This Your Son?

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:25:42 -0700

He's got a 2 inch penis and a hard-on for mommy. Definitely a daily efukt visitor.

Gone With The Wind

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:36:18 -0700

It's a bird. It's a plane. It's.... two thinly sliced pieces of USDA Select Grade roast beef attached to a big titted slut. HAHA. Full video available on A Day With A Pornstar.

Shotgun Blast To The Vajayjay

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:49:11 -0700

All I can think about is the people who jack off to this shit. I envision a crowd of a thousand Japs in a dimly lit adult theater, simultaneously ejaculating just as the girl's vagina gets blown into oblivion by a point-blank blast from a 12 guage. Enthusiastic high fives, everywhere.

Mother Of The Year

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:03:49 -0700

As a slut, I dig the floppy knockers and her fat ass. But as a parent, well... her family values beg refinement. Prepping for amatuer night at the local titty bar with your toddler in the room doesn't really qualify as playtime. Sorry.

A Little Too Curious

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:06:04 -0700

The public transit fap master strikes again! This time gaining a new record level viewership - 1 seemingly attractive blonde who can't stop gawking at the cock! Everybody's a winner.

A Unique Friendship

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:01:49 -0700

Way too homoerotic for my taste, but I did get a laugh out of his 'grand finale' and the excessive use of the word "bro". Watch all the way through and you'll understand.

Sexually Humiliated By Nuns

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:31:20 -0700

All shit aside, this is seriously a great movie. It's called The Magdalene Sisters and it's based on some fucked up real life events. Netflix it. A little enlightenment will take your fap session a long way.

Extreme Anal Maintenance

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 07:12:33 -0700

God damn. If only my girlfriend shared her habits... maybe then I wouldn't end up with shit in my urethra 3 times a week.

Dinner Time

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:49:23 -0700

Looks more like dessert if you ask me. Fuckin tapioca pudding.

Vaginal Vending Machine

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:28:30 -0700

I'll take a Mr. Pibb and a pack of Now N' Laters. Easy on the yeast infection juice plz.

The Genitalia Of Homeless Men

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 05:33:11 -0700

I dedicate this post to eFukt's fastly growing homosexual viewership. May you never visit my website again.

Jizz In My Pants

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:39:57 -0700

Must've been one hellava magazine. Lemme guess... Tiger Beat?

Super Size Me

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:17:54 -0700

This girl's actually a member of the eFukt forum. No joke. So is the dude from 1 Guy 1 Cup. We have group cybersex night on Fridays. You really ought to drop by some time.

Pornstar Countdown Fail

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 09:14:06 -0700

Ugh. I just puked up 6 slices of Domino's BBQ chicken pizza and now my girlfriend's giving me shit for landing vomit on her Nintendo 64. Tomorrow I'll post something better, for now you just get pornstars who can't count while taking dick... cause multitasking is so difficult and all.

Hey Wanna See My Penis?

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:10:51 -0700

Well, it's not really multiple choice now is it? What a creepy fuck. I have a feeling there's a part 2 floating around somewhere on the web. Yeah, definitely something involving a brief chase scene and some not-so-consensual intercourse. I'll be consulting with Google shortly.

Midget Quits Anal Scene

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 04:39:59 -0700

She doesn't really look like a midget, but I assure you she is indeed a wee one. I just spent the last 1 minute and 13 seconds fapping to the full version, in which she clearly reveals her height to be a mere 4 foot 8. You know what that means? Facial Abuse is eligble for the highly coveted equal-opportunity employer of the year award! Vote accordingly.

What's Eating Gilbert Grape

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 05:21:38 -0700

I know it's a good source of protein (not too mention organic!) but I think this fucker's taking his Atkins diet a wee bit too seriously.

Girl LOL's At 2 Inch Penis

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 07:01:36 -0700

That's really unfortunate. I rarely feel the emotion known as pity, but in the case of this man's 2 inch twinkie I'd say it's well deserved.

Boyfriend Of The Year

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:01:01 -0700

I love how he attempts to have a passionate make-out session directly after pummeling her ass, spitting in her mouth and bringing her to tears. It's a kind gesture but I don't think those kisses are gonna do much for her freshly torn rectum. Next time try flowers and boxed chocolates.

Japanese Death Squad Orgy

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 07:10:50 -0700

This is a continuation of an older post from a few months back - Prisoner Of Whore. Plot details are sketchy but there seems to be a recurring theme involving Viet Cong soldiers executing men and defiling their wives. Get your popcorn ready.

Husband Hires Rapist Via Craigslist

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 05:06:16 -0700

Nice to see they're still expanding their services.

1 Girl Vs. 100 Horny Men

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:41:22 -0700

It's like watching the Discovery Channel. Ya know... the one where 5000 ants take down a mouse. Except this one will make your penis wiggle.

Sexually Harrassed By Beaners

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 06:43:45 -0700

Two words - swine flu. Behave yourselves or my main man Jesus will pwn ya'll a 2nd time.

A Shitty Day At Work

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 02:58:24 -0700

Enema kits. One invention Russia has yet to discover.

Deformed Pornstar

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:44:34 -0700

Cute claw. Not really my birth-defect of choice but I still happily fapped to her misfortune.

I'm Pissed!

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:16:25 -0700

The guy who sent me this allegedly found it on a VHS tape in the attic of some creepy house he had just moved into. Christmas came early.

Not Your Typical Pornstar

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:08:07 -0700

He's got a viking haircut, a 7.5 inch cock and the pussy-eating skills of a Golden Retriever. The porn industry will never be the same.

Minor Injury During Porn Shoot

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:28:44 -0700

I prefer seeing the on-set injuries in which women's buttholes go inside out a little bit better, but this one made me giggle all the same. Especially with the ending dialogue.

Gigantic Genitalia

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:51:45 -0700

I'm about to take a hot shower and fap to my Elton John's Greatest Hits CD. I'll type up a video description a bit later, k?

Girl Nearly Space Docks Herself

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:31:13 -0700

I guess it all depends on whether liquid diarrhea is permissible in the art of space docking? Let this one go to the judges.

STFU & Suck My Dick

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 03:13:47 -0700

Save the chit chat for the anniversary bitch. Right now my cock needs your undivided attention. Comprende?

She Shits Bigger Than John Candy

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 01:25:03 -0700

Assuming Del Taco and Exlax would be willing to lend me their sponsorship, I'm confident I could beat her record. None the less, I must tip my hat to the she-beast responsible for this mammoth turd. She has a bright future in the scat porn industry. Actually, judging by the girth, I'd say her career opportunities extend as far as quadruple anal fisting, but that's a whole different ball game.

A Bit Too Salty?

Fri, 29 May 2009 18:08:07 -0700

I stumbled upon this epic cumshot the other night during a rather shameful fap session. The chick is surprisngly attractive (a true rarity in horse porn) and the jizzum is aplenty. I'm hoping you vomit instantaneously, only to recover with the aide of my dear sister parody. It'll work out well.

All Girls Love Assholes

Thu, 28 May 2009 23:07:04 -0700

Especially fat ones. Dinner time!

10 Percent Penis, 90 Percent Balls

Wed, 27 May 2009 10:58:29 -0700

I'm not so sure I like those kind of ratios.

Gone In 60 Seconds

Tue, 26 May 2009 01:34:15 -0700

The title is slightly inaccurate, I just felt like making a reference to that shitty Nick Cage movie. The reality of the situation is that this willy wonka can't even last 5 seconds. Getting to the 1 minute mark would be like an olympic achievement.

Don't Call Me A Fucking Ho!

Mon, 25 May 2009 16:50:13 -0700

LOL @ "I didn't call you a ho. I just called you a Mexican, a spic and a beaner. That was it!". Racial slurs and pillow talk. He has a deeper sense of romance than you'd think.

Hobo Handjob

Sun, 24 May 2009 17:23:33 -0700

This chick really has a knack for fornicating with the world's most disgusting people. First Mini-Me and now this schmuck. I applaud her charitable deeds but good karma won't be enough to keep the gonorrhea at bay.

When Senior Citizens Attack

Fri, 22 May 2009 14:27:30 -0700

Had me ROFL'ing up until the point that he started bashing her face in like Mike Tyson. That was my cue to bust out the Jergens.

White Trash Porn

Thu, 21 May 2009 08:24:06 -0700

Poor vision and no sense of smell. Betty Lou truly is a perfect canidate for ass to mouth. Get her good pa.

Requiem For An STD

Tue, 19 May 2009 10:55:22 -0700

Pay no attention to them clusters of genital warts baby. Aint nothing but beauty marks.

The Most Obnoxious Bitch In Porn

Mon, 18 May 2009 10:39:00 -0700

I don't really give a fuck what anyone else has to say... domestic violence is always a solution. I'd pimp slap that bitch all the way back into the 80's, a time when her David Bowie hairdo was actually fashionable.

Pornstar Refuses To Do ATM

Sat, 16 May 2009 08:43:15 -0700

Sounds like a violation of a contractual agreement if you ask me. See ya on Judge Judy bitch.

Her Boyfriend Is Kinda Mean

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 06:13:35 -0700

Honestly, why the fuck doesn't she just leave him? Sure he has a big black succulent penis, but is it really worth being beaten like red-headed stepchild on a nightly basis? All signs point to yes.

Never Call His Dick Small

Fri, 15 May 2009 05:28:11 -0700

Yo Bishnu, it's called consructive criticism. Kinda like how I'm about to tell you to take a Mach 3 razor blade to that heinous unibrow of yours. Maybe then you can attract women other than your sister? Pwn.

Orgasm Renders Wife Unconscious

Wed, 13 May 2009 08:47:09 -0700

Neat trick but I'm afraid I lack the penis for the job. No worries though, that's where the GHB comes into play. It's all about equal opportunity fellas.

Stop! You're Destroying My Vagina

Tue, 12 May 2009 06:21:09 -0700

You know what would've been really funny? If he had instead said STFU bish and kept pounding away. Painful intercourse always brings the lulz.

She Didn't Pass Sex-Ed

Mon, 11 May 2009 08:40:11 -0700

Awww, how cute! She's afraid she'll get pregnant if he cums in her ass. Don't fret my Ukranian slutsicle, save your worries for the anal warts that you've likely just contracted.

Fountain Of Cum

Sun, 10 May 2009 06:22:59 -0700

Ooops ooops ooops ooops! Good job fatty. You done jizzed all over yourself!

Don't Cum On Me Motherfucker

Sat, 09 May 2009 00:02:05 -0700

I wonder what that must feel like... to defend yourself from a physical assault as you're in the middle of ejaculating. I'd sue the bitch - 50k in punitive damages for an orgasm ruined. No one fucks up my fap session and gets away with it for free.

Zoophile Recruitment Video

Thu, 07 May 2009 04:28:10 -0700

Great news folks! Getting fucked by their horse's 18 inch cock is no longer a prerequisite for new applicants. The only requirement now is just a meager fellatio session with one of their five dogs. Hell of an opportunity!

Prolapse On Command

Wed, 06 May 2009 19:28:33 -0700

Hot shit. She really ought to put that gift to use and become a contestant on America's Got Talent. Maybe people would actually start watching the show then? Just an idea! More prolaptical awesomeness @ Club Gape

The Girl Who Cant Stop Orgasming

Mon, 04 May 2009 05:44:08 -0700

Early stages of Parkinson's Disease or just an over-reactive G-spot? Well, it's kinda unlikely that it's option #2 considering that she climaxes even in the absence of penetration. Therefore, bitch you got Parkinson's!

Like Mother, Like Daughter

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 13:44:07 -0700

With titties like that, the daughter should quit her day job and explore employment opportunities at the local freak show. They look deflated weather balloons!

LOL I Drank Too Much

Sun, 03 May 2009 05:06:23 -0700

This is from a Dutch site called Real Drunken Girls. They kinda like to push the boundaries of what the modern world refers to as 'consensual sex'. They get all these girls to sign this little waiver that basically says "I, Slutty McSlut Slut, fully agree to get drunk as fuck and suck cock like none other regardless of how shitfaced I just might be"... and that's pretty much how it plays out. Ten bottles of Mad Dog 20/20, two large penises and some Kenny G. It's party time.

My Cock... Or My 9mm Handgun?

Sat, 02 May 2009 04:55:24 -0700

Josefina don't want no el herpes, so the choice is obvious. Unfortunately though, that choice does not involve the accidental discharge of a firearm... so this video really isn't worth watching. Maybe next time though!

Racist Porn From The 70's

Fri, 01 May 2009 22:43:36 -0700

Complete with a negro version of quasimoto. Warning in advance to my beloved caucasian viewers, black-on-white racism lies within!

Vocal Vagina

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:53:12 -0700

It can talk. Pretty sure I saw it spit a few times too.

Taliban Snuff Video

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 03:07:23 -0700

Ruthless motherfuckers.

Don't Worry, I Got Band-Aids

Sun, 26 Apr 2009 23:28:43 -0700

This could be the beginning of a most excellent Dr. 90210 episode. Nothing screams ratings like a pro bono rectal repair on an Oriental hooker.

Why You Motherfucker

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:02:00 -0700

Hottest thing I've seen all day. See more of Grandpa Jones HERE.

Fucked Up Titties

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:04:40 -0700

Get implants! Errrr.... how about just one? Pretty sure she qualifies for the half-off special. Ya know... this chick is actually a fan of eFukt. She emailed me this video like 6 months ago. Our conversation kinda went flat after I brought up titty-fucking though.

Futuristic Penis Enlargement Device

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:16:05 -0700

I don't think this one is FDA-approved just yet. It's back to the Fast Size cock extender for me. One tenth of an inch gained and counting!

When Did You Go Poop Last?

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 10:42:15 -0700

Hey babe! I think there's some poop in your butthole! Lemme stick my cock in there, pretty please? That about sums this one up, minus the formal request for permission. lol.

1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 11:40:27 -0700

Poor fella. First his cornhole and now his jimmy jammy. Only one sexual organ left to destroy - el huevos. See ya in another 3 months buddy. Okay now all of you go join the eFukt forum. The dude in these videos posts on there. For realz.

My Bitch Is Kinky

Sat, 18 Apr 2009 02:10:20 -0700

Some pretty good dialogue in this one. See more from this couple HERE. A warm thank you to the creator of these videos for letting me post em, eFukt loves you... and your kinky Harley bitch.

Sexual Predator On The Bus

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 23:09:29 -0700

Now you know why the seats are always sticky.

Bitch, That Aint No Pussy!

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:20:57 -0700

Start taking notes Mr. M. Night Shyamalananan. This is how you end a fucking movie.

Help! My Boobs Are Too Big!

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 07:35:48 -0700

She basically paid over $10,000 just to have her titties butchered. What kind of sick, fucked up world is this?

LOL I Made My Wife Prolapse

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 08:22:22 -0700

Sorry for the lack of an update on Sunday, got a little too caught with the celebration of my savior's resurrection. Time to get back on track fellas. Todays video features a man fisting his wife's rectum to the point that her asshole ends up looking a lot like the nose of an anteater. Not my animal of choice but still pretty neato.

Ouch! It Hurts!

Sat, 11 Apr 2009 08:46:09 -0700

She claims to have been fucked by a 100 different men, which is quite a bit of cock for a 19 year old. Hmmm, a real seasoned whore I thought to myself. But the second she was penetrated by a standard issue 8 incher, she started bawling so hard I had to mute the volume. Those 100 previous sexual partners didn't happen to be Chinese by any chance? That would almost explain it! Full video HERE.

Tighter Than A Nun's Pussy

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 10:57:48 -0700

Significantly deeper too!

Get Your Cock Out Of My Ass Plz

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:27:03 -0700

I paid the clerk at my local liquor store to translate this one for me. The fucker wanted $2.00 per sentence... far too pricey for a financially responsible adult such as myself, so I told him just to do the parts where she's crying. lol.

Her Dad Has A Big Cock

Sun, 05 Apr 2009 04:28:07 -0700

I wonder how many lives eFukt has ruined? I kinda feel bad about it. It's not at all unlikely that her father will one day see this. Honestly, it happens all the time. You should see some of these emails I get. I dunno what to say... maybe people can actually learn from this? Maybe everyone out there right now that's strongly considering having a discussion about the size of their father's penis, while performing oral sex on video camera for some sleazy porn site, will now think twice? It could happen.

Bishnu's First Anal

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:15:35 -0700

Congratulations, you've completed level one of your terrorist training. Next up - golden showers and ass 2 mouth. Allah Akbar!

The Incompetent Pornstar

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 09:34:56 -0700

Catching zzz's when she should be sucking dick... what kind of entertainer are you? Full refund, right now, or I'm filing a complaint with the BBB you gutterslut of a woman.

Oink Oink Suck My Dick

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:49:12 -0700

For a minute there, I was actually beginning to lose faith in Japan's ability to consistently create the most fucked up, ridiculous adult films known to man. Then I was introduced to the latest and greatest - 'anamorphic animal porn'. Pure win.

LOL I Broke Your Vagina

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 02:49:12 -0700

Holy fuckin fat lip! Zorro the Cunt Kicker really did a number on this one. Her pussy looks exactly like the shit I took last night, minus the pubic hair.

Stump Grinder

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:43:52 -0700

I share Kevin Bacon's frustration, but hey... you gotta work with what you got!

Sexual Noises You Rather Not Hear

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 04:20:11 -0700

I've seen women giving birth make less noise than this swine. She's either having an extremely intense orgasm... or she just discovered that the quarter pounder was removed from the McDonald's value menu. I'm betting on the latter.

A Vagina Within A Vagina

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 01:35:12 -0700

Double decker taco. That's a lot of pussy fellas. Kinda looks like the mouth of the xenomorph from the Alien series. A wee bit nasty but I'd still let her sit on my face. Love teh Arbys.

Yo No Quiero

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 02:02:21 -0700

That's Mexican for "do not want". I've seen enough Taco Bell commercials to know that much. My apologies for the shitty soundtrack and annoying transitions. Hector did it, not me.

She Stole My KFC, Kill Her

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 05:57:54 -0700

All things considered, I'd say she got off pretty easy. I've seen worse done for less lol.

No, I Will Not Toss Your Salad

Sun, 22 Mar 2009 05:34:28 -0700
Don't let the dialogue throw you off. There's no actual poo consumption involved. The man simply wants a rimjob. A humble request really, but his lady friend is extremely reluctant to oblige. Something about his lack of hygiene when it comes to utilizing toilet paper. Know what I mean?

Death Metal Porn

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 02:55:17 -0700
My 2nd favorite music video of all time, right after this ONE lolz.

Rhino Rape

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:30:46 -0700
Elephants, Raptors, Dolphins and now Rhinos. What next? Falcor I hope. See more @ Depraved3D.

What Dildo Not To Buy

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:17:53 -0700
Same woman from the How To Eat Pussy video. She should do a special on how to maintain your dignity after a girl LOL's at your 3.5 inch, premature ejaculating penis. I might watch it.

Fisting Gone Wrong

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:34:11 -0700
I like it better when the recipient of an anal injury is of female gender, but videos like that are becoming scarce. You can help reverse this awful trend by giving your dearly beloved a fat prolapse and then emailing me the footage. Support eFukt and do it!

Attack Of The Strippers!

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:37:28 -0700
More cock-slapping awesomeness HERE and HERE

Wake Up Skanky Poo

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:25:30 -0700
The victim of professional thieves. They jacked both her underwear AND her anal virginity. Low value items but still... that just aint right!

That Doesn't Belong In A Vagina

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 21:19:35 -0700
DIY abortion? Or is he just trying to add a little spice to their sex lives? I know a fella that stuck a jar up in his ass with the same intentions. Didn't work out too well!

Anorexic Lust

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 05:50:34 -0700
Check out that fucking crater between her two boney ass cheeks! I reckon my face would fit in between there perfectly :P

Iraqi Porn

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:19:14 -0700
If this doesn't land me some epic death threats, I don't know what will. Listen up fellas, if you really wanna behead me that bad - simply direct your camels to Jumeirah Beach, Dubai. I'm the naked white guy on the laptop, most distinguishable by my crooked penis. You have about 3 and half hours. Don't forget the machete!

Prisoners Of Whore

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 22:33:31 -0700
The storylines on these Japanese pornos are really hard to follow. I vote less plot and more eels.

Guess What She Ate For Lunch

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 01:59:18 -0700
I'll give you a hint - it's a vegetable that shares it's name with an incredibly shitty nu metal band whose fans always wear black nail polish and amazingly have smaller penises than myself (sub 3.75 inches). This is too easy.

Anal Fail

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 19:28:51 -0700
What a pussy. Giving up after just 15 seconds. Never let a little fecal matter interfere with your sensual lovemaking. Ya gotta adapt. It's called ass 2 mouth. I invented it.

Prolapsical Resistance

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 17:06:20 -0800
You know the part in the first Lord Of The Rings where they're being chased across the bridge by that big firey demon and Gandalf shouts YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! Yeah I really wanted to edit that into this just as the one dude starts to experience difficulty bypassing the prolapse, but at the behest of my lawyers I ended up leaving it out. Try to visualize it anyway though. It's most excellent.

Knock Knock Stop Masturbating

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 13:00:44 -0800
Haha. She had a pen up her butt. Wonder if that's the same one she uses to do her math homework?

Strip Searched At McDonalds

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:55:25 -0800
This is one of the most coveted videos of all time - the uncensored version of the McDonalds strip search prank call scam involving 18 year old Louise Ogborn - who ultimately sued the fast food chain for millions. If you're not familiar with the case - check out this news coverage. The Dumb Motherfucker award of the year goes to the heavyset gentleman who was duped into believing that a police officer would actually request that a suspect do nude jumping jacks in attempt to recover a missing purse. You dumb motherfucker you. Enjoy prison fatty.

Soccer Mom

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 10:34:30 -0800
Whenever she makes the unfortunate decision to reproduce, I bet you the doctors in the delivery room will just have her stand up and let gravity take it's course. The little fucker will fall right out.

Failed Attempt At Getting Noodz

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 23:13:30 -0800
No money shots but if you can get off to the sight of an oriental woman blowing ass then today is you're lucky day!

LOL I Caught You

Sat, 28 Feb 2009 21:32:20 -0800
I caught my ex-girlfriend masturbating once after months of reconnaissance. At first I was all like "HAHA I finally caught you! Yussss!".... but then it occured to me - she rather fuck a piece of plastic than sleep with me. What a fucking insult.

The Glove Doesn't Fit

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 20:17:59 -0800
I don't have this problem anymore. I stopped wearing rubbers about 4 years ago after a rather embarrassing incident in which one slipped off mid-intercourse and got lost up in the vaginal abyss of this skanky chick I met at the arcade. Condom was MIA till the next morning when she basically poo'ed it out of her twat during a bathroom break.

Who The Fuck Is Julie?

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:02:54 -0800
And where the fuck can I get one of those inflatabale hentai sex dolls?

Butthole Obliteration

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:59:15 -0800
This is a repost. I'm afraid my stock pile of grotesque porn has dried up. I could really use some good submissions right about now - preferably videos of you ejaculating on to the face of your passed out girlfriend and/or big sister. Help me out and I'll love you forever!

The Marketing Of Fucked Up Porn

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 18:36:16 -0800
This is a trailer for some Jap porno involving tentacles that closely resemble dog cock, possibly the work of H.R. Giger. I never knew they actually made commercials for this shit. I'm actually digging the high production values on this one... but as always, the blurred out genitalia puts a dent in my erection. Formal complaints shall be made.

Public Transportation Fap Fap

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 05:05:09 -0800
This really would've been better if he just shot his load on to the person in front of him. Nothing ever ends the way I want it to.

She Ruined Her Own Sextape

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 19:56:00 -0800
It's okay, it wasn't that good anyway.

Cleanup On Orifice Number 1

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 14:06:49 -0800
This is a fetish known as 'cuckold cleanup'. Usually it involves a closet homosexual who gets off on pimpin his wife out to random strangers. Often the husband will sit in the corner and actually videotape as his significant other gets pounded by foreign cock. Once the creampie has been injected, it's like 'all you can eat' night at Red Lobster. Yum yum eat em up.

Mystery Meat

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 03:48:42 -0800
There's been much debate as to whether this is in fact a woman or just a post-op tranny. I feel these detailed photos will help you reach your own conclusions.

Mrs. Loose

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 12:15:57 -0800
Meet the only woman in the world whose vagina can double as a car garage for a Mini Cooper. This is the full version of her sextape, 11 minutes long, complete with double fisting and anal sex. No orifice is spared!

Attack Of The Penis Giganticus

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 06:05:23 -0800
Pretty sure this fella failed prolapse-prevention 101. When you gots a salami stick of that magnitude, you can't just sloppily plunge into a woman's stink hole. None the less, her rectum defies all odds and remains intact throughout her intense session of anal battering. A miracle of god.

Fucked Up Porn

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 08:59:18 -0700
eFukt not enough for you? Pay a visit to my other, equally hilarious website - INHUMANITY. It's ad-free!

Smack That Prolapse

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:52:49 -0800
Hey man... can you like please stop beating on my rectal prolapse? Thaaaanks! See more videos at CLUB GAPE and the song is by The Smile Adventure.

Nearly Impaled For Realz

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 07:45:04 -0800
Clumsy wildebeest has a dance with death as she strattles a dildo attached to the end of a 5 foot iron rod. Notice the chairs that are supporting her fat ass wobble throughout the video. She got lucky, a little too lucky. Had she slipped, the end result would've made 1 guy 1 cup look like Sesame Street.

Show Your Tits Or Die

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 07:35:49 -0800
Don't fret, no white women were harmed in the making of this video. Although a bunch of high end vehicles did get trampled on. Bummer! No seriously, these people should all be castrated. I got a pair of rusty wire cutters fit for the job.

Let Yo Dick Swang

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 04:57:57 -0800
I wonder how often he accidentally breaks a girls nose doing all that high speed cock slapping? or does that only happen when the bitch stiffs him on his much deserved dollar tip?

Go Fuck Yourself

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:33:32 -0800
How the fuck did he do that? My penis can't even reach my gooch, let alone my brown eye. For the first time in my life I'm beginning to feel inadequate.

I Wouldn't Shake Her Hand

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 04:55:26 -0800
But I would stick it in her ass, assuming her clean-up measures for urban number 2's are slightly more sanitary than what's displayed in this video.

Contents Under Pessure

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 23:29:52 -0800
Exact same thing happened to me after having a romantic dinner at Wienerschnitzel with my lady friend. It played out just like the opening of There Will Be Blood when Daniel Plainview strikes oil for the first time. Live and learn baby.

Ouch! My Cock!

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 03:32:12 -0800
Looks like women aren't the only ones to suffer injuries on the sets of porno shoots. Professional taco stuffers have a few occupational hazards of their own. I suppose that as long rectal prolapses aren't on that list, being a stunt cock is still my dream job.

Labia Grande

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 03:18:29 -0800
I posted a video similar to this just a few days ago. Every single person who wrote me about that one felt that the starlet was really just a post-op tranny whose enormous pussy lips were the product of a manipulated ballsack. I'm not so sure myself, but as for this video - you can fap without fear. It's definitely a female.

Watermelon Fucker

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 02:01:11 -0800
Close your eyes and just listen to the audio. Sounds like a 400 pound woman's gaping vadge being pummeled by cock right? I suppose 1st hand experience is required to really know the sound but the point is - watermelon's are capable of providing multisensory satisfaction, whereas most conventional sex aids lack the sound effect component. So next time you're feeling desperate, skip the adult store and head to the market - produce aisle. I recommend seedless.

Pornstar Grosses Herself Out

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 02:58:46 -0800
He sounds a little overly excited about his chocolate discovery. Did he forget that that's where his cock goes? By the end of the shoot his penis is gonna look a lot like a pudding pop. I'm not so sure I'd share his enthusiasm.

Meatiest Pussy Of All Time

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 23:31:26 -0800
Mmmm medium rare - spledid, my favorite. Just pass me the salt & pepper and I'll be good to go. See more HERE.

Teacher & Student Sextape

Sat, 31 Jan 2009 15:37:36 -0800
All participant are of legal age. Read the full article HERE. I like how the 35 year old teacher squirms like a virgin whenever he sticks his teenage pecker inside her - check both he beginning and the end.

Passed Out Emo Slut

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:42:57 -0800
This was sent in yesterday by a guy who likes to get fucked up on klonopin and JD along with his girlfriend. Not exactly my drug of choice but the results certainly seem desirable. Just look at her.

Finger Fucking Gone Bad

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 00:35:55 -0800
Whenever I post an abundance of homoerotic content I tend to get hate mail from people demanding less cock and more beaver, so I think it's best I bang this one out quietly. No further description beyond what the title already divulges. Sorry.

Death Defying Anal Insertion

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:11:15 -0800
Fpr centuries many will wonder - how did he do it? How did one man fit an entire basketball into his anus? Vigorous week-long training sessions? Nah. Optical illusion? Nope. Homosexual superpowers that transform one's rectum into a 4th dimension gateway? I suspect so.

Trying To Hold In The Jizz

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:07:04 -0800
Ah yes, the indignity of premature ejaculation... a pain I know all too well. Trial and error taught me long ago that once the volcano has erupted, there's no stopping the lava. So to quote the title of my favorite Toni Braxton hit single - I say let it flow.

Queefing Beauty

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:46:01 -0800
I think I'm in love.

I Lost My Cellphone In Your Vagina

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:36:39 -0800
I have this strong feeling that she ended up passing out with that phone still lost within her vaginal abyss. Yes I can see the headlines now: "Promiscuous college girl awakens in a drunken stupor to the sound of a ringtone echoing throughout the canals of her cunt. Surgical removal was necessary."

Threesome Sabotage

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:16:25 -0800
Such betrayal. If you're gonna engage in multi-person hetrosexual love-making, you gotta work as a team. So back stabbers beware, pick a sword fight with me and I'll perforate your asshole with my lightning rod.

Keep Sleeping, I'm Almost Done

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:12:47 -0800
Hillbilly Johnson unleashes a load of his secret sauce onto the face of his sleeping wife, who carries an uncanny resembleance to the late Terri Schiavo.... but in a good way.

Pencil Dick

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:06:33 -0800
Never thought I'd be so jealous of a cock shaped like a Slim Jim... and a chocolate covered one at that. Always buckle up and wear a rubber when traveling down the hershey highway, head on collisions can be messy.

Normal Pornography

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 10:19:57 -0800
For the sake of fap, we'll be taking a brief break from our usual impotence-inducing content. Today you get a very tame clip of a big titted beauty making sweet love to a South African mandingo. That's slang for huged penised black man, but aren't they all? Anyway, no worries - le prolapse pr0n will return shortly.

Your Cock Will Never Be That Big

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 01:30:45 -0800
Luckily I'll never be exposed to such humiliation at the hands of a woman, for in my hometown of Tajikistan it's a criminal offense to mock a man's penis size, punishable by decapitation via serrated butter knife. But that's not to say a woman would ever have any reason to shame my kidney cracker to begin with. Trust me, I put horses to shame.

Vaginal Orgasm Via Anal Sex

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:48:42 -0800
Guadalupe no, not on the sheets. Those are fucking Egyptian cotton. Now his whole bedroom's gonna stink like chicken of the sea for the next month and half. But maybe you can redeem yourself by clawing at his testicles a little more?

Sexually Harrassed In Public

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 06:57:49 -0800
So even sexual harrasment is now socially acceptaple but I'm still deemed a sick fuck for fapping it to reruns of The Golden Girls. Fuck that. Beatrice Arthur is a gilf, anyone who begs to differ probably couldn't tell apart a real woman from their asshole.

Your Vagina Is Fucked Up

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:42:43 -0800
The cameraman is right. Looks like someone tried to put a bullet in her pink taco but missed by a few inches... which is surprising when you take into consideration the size of her cunt. Not exactly a hard target folks. Now go check out LATIN ABUSE to find out how her cornhole got so damaged!

Reverse Anal

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:41:18 -0800
Now this is a most excellent way to tear that thin piece of skin that separates the inside of the vagina from the poop shoot. Puncture that and your lady friend will be the first woman on earth to space dock herself. Wee! Sounds like eFukt material to me. Any volutneers? Click HERE to see a similar video.

Hurray! I lost My Virginity!

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:35:02 -0800
Contain yourself Ralphie, you are now a man.

Step Inside

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 06:39:40 -0800
He's down there kickboxing her vagina like Jean Claude Claude Damn and yet she doesn't even make a single peep. Something's not right. What did you lace her drink with buddy? GBH? Rophynol? Tylenol PM? You son of a bitch. That's for headaches.

The Dangers Of Penis Pumps

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:25:48 -0800
Put the pump down bro. Don't wanna get your foreskin in a bunch. Actually he's a little too late for that. His penis looks like a 1:1 replica of a twist donut, minus the glaze.

Make Momma Proud

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:39:35 -0800
I'm pretty sure just about everyone gets caught having sex by their parents at some point in life. Well maybe not if you're an orphan, but it definitely happened to me. I was playing Tetris, level 34, as the neighborhood hoe performed fellatio on my Ultra Magnus. I put in a special request to mother for some Nachos Bell Grande, assuming I'd be finished prior to delivery. Needless to say my calculations were a bit off.

Intruder Alert

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 03:31:38 -0800
This is what America's Funniest Home Videos would've looked like had they opted to produce the x-rated special I pitched them back in 1998. The only thing that's missing is the shitty voice-overs by that talentless cocksucker Danny Tanner.

The Dangers Of Rimjobs

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 14:09:56 -0800
As you might've noticed, I've been slacking off on updates lately. I guess I got a little caught up in celebrating the birth of Jesus. But no worries, I'm certain that this video will fully redeem my recent shortcomings. What better way to start off 2009 than with a little ATM disaster?

Sparky Tries To Rip Off His Cock

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:17:40 -0800
I wonder how many men have actually lost their members to the bite of an animal. I'm sure it happens all the time with zoophiles, and deservingly so. Anyone who's dumb enough to stick their dick into something with sharp teeth deserves to have their manhood shredded.

You Fucked Up My Fap Session

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:29:17 -0800
He was just 3 strokes away from ejaculation when the she-beast intruded. It was too late to call it quits, the payload was already underway. So he fapped on, and admist the confusion he unknowingly repositioned the aim of his penis to target his own face. One blast of seminal fluid after another, directly to his dome. Quick reflex skills might've saved him, but I'm afraid this poor chump was much too slow.

Oops, My Pussy Farted

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:55:24 -0800
It's only blooper if it involves a prolapse or someone unwantedly getting poo on their wang. That's the eFukt standard, you all know that. But for this, I just had to make an exception.

Moesha Dont Like Ass Grabbin

Sun, 28 Dec 2008 20:18:54 -0800
Bitch needs to settle down and let the boys finish takin their myspace photos. She also needs to consider laser tattoo removal. Who the fuck gets "Jamal Junior The 3rd" permanently engraved on their ass? People these days...

Why Do Asians Hate Anal Sex?

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:46:24 -0700
Must be a genetic thing. Their cornhole DNA is cock blockin. Probably just born with smaller and tighter assholes than other girls. But god damn, those cocks don't even exceed 4 inches. That's like getting pricked with a needle.

The Dumbest Sex Device Ever Built

Sun, 28 Dec 2008 11:14:35 -0800
That doesn't even look too fun. Her tits look like tomatoes on the verge of exploding. I never realized breasts were so durable. Not only do they come in handy for whatever the fuck you'd call this shit, but they also serve as excellent punching bags. They're multipurpose, unlike my penis.

There's A Vagina On Your Back

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:08:19 -0800
Nice, direct access to the spinal cord. One thrust too deep and she'll be paralyzed from the tits down - which would actually be pretty cool... cause then could officially nickname your penis the "backstabber".

Wait She Just Sucked Your Dick...

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 23:56:06 -0800
Ever meet a girl who liked to make out directly after sucking your dick and/or swallowing your load? Kinda faggoty right? Here's how to combat this atrocious trend: Toss your girls salad and get some flavor going. Then grab on to your lady's face and forcefully make out with her. Don't let her squirm away. It's imperative that she has a taste of her own medicine.

How To Stop Vaginal Odor

Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:06:54 -0800
This brings back memories of the very 1st girl I met off Match.com. She was a hippy, the kind that tried to save water by not flushing the toilet and bathing less often than bums. All of this was revealed in her "about me', but I kinda skipped that part. So yeah, she wanted to 69 and I foolishly agreed not knowing that her cunt smelt like a rotting fish. Thank god for premature ejaculation though. It brought a swift end to that 20 seconds of sensory trauma

Titty Boxing

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 07:49:34 -0800
I hate BDSM. There is no fetish more gay than BDSM. How the fuck can anyone beat off to a fat guy dripping candle wax on a pair of titties? There's no sex, it's always just some stupid shit like nipple piercing and leather whips. And speaking of leather - please ditch the studded leather pants. I know you're going for that 'evil dungeon master' look... but honestly, they only make you look like more of a faggot bro.

The Indestructible Vagina

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 09:20:08 -0800
I've posted a lot of videos from this couple over the years, so some of this might look familiar. It's the one with girl who's vagina is so loose that her boyfriend could practically shove a Geo Metro in there without her even flinching. It's amazing really.

Is This Your Mom?

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 07:45:46 -0800
What would you do if this turned out to be your mom? I don't even want to register the thought so I'm gonna push it on to you guys. All I know is my entire keyboard would be covered in vomit. Yours would probably be covered in jizz haha. Now go download the full 30 minute video HERE for only $2.95.

Stuff You Shouldn't Put In Your Ass

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:59:49 -0800
Well after seeing last weeks video, I think "glass jars" should top the list of "stuff not to shove up your ass" but honestly there isn't much creativty in that. Now a lemon juicer on the other hand... thats got originality written all over it.

LOL I Made You Gag

Sun, 14 Dec 2008 10:28:29 -0800
He seems pretty happy about his achievement. Try doing the same thing again except next time stick your cock in her ass first. When she comes up to blow you she won't gag, she'll just puke. It's called "ass 2 mouth". I invented it.

He's Not Exactly Pornstar Material

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 09:55:33 -0800
I love how he franctically jacks off even after he's already blown his load, maybe hoping to milk out one last squirt of man-goo and actually land it on her face? No such luck for this fatty arbuckle. I'll tell you though, I'm definitely diggin his torn up thong. Download song HERE (right click, save target as).

Fast Food Fisting

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:50:33 -0800
Looks like they've upgraded the menu. Get some Ass 2 Mouth on there and I'll show Mickey D's the true meaning of customer loyalty.

Amputee Porn Gone Bad

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:33:32 -0800
All the things that made amputee porn so great just got shitted on by whoever made this so called 'erotic film'. This is an insult to the groundbreaking genre that's responsible for turning the adult industry into an equal opportunity employer. Amputee porn is about disabled, submissive (and usually defenseless) women being fucked by men with exceedingly large penises. I refuse to have it any other way.

No, I Will Not Fuck You

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:38:16 -0800
I want to be like this guy. I want to have woman begging for my cock and me be all like "lol no, slut" but I just don't see this happening. I mean right now I get rejected by everyone, including prostitutes (yes, even the black ones) so I don't know what the fuck to do. Maybe one of you will beg for my cock? C'mon, it's Christmas. Let me penetrate your holiday spirit.

Groped By 50 Different Men

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 10:59:06 -0800
Put together 50 drunken college guys and a semi-naked sea donkey and you've got yourself a recipe for a not-so-consenual gangbang. But in this case the girl gets off easy with just a slap on the ass. Well, more like a 100 slaps on the ass, along with a few boob grabs but hey, her smile never fades! What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

The Orgasm Of Death

Sat, 06 Dec 2008 07:58:27 -0800
Honestly, less than 1% of the shit I post actually makes me LOL. Anal prolapses and horse porn bloopers just don't seem to do it for me anymore. But jesus... the second I heard this guy blow ass in the opening sequence I LOL'd so hard my eyes started watering like an emo kid listening to Dashboard Confessional.

Pornstar Cant Stop Orgasming

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:46:22 -0800
That is in fact what a girl having an orgasm looks like right??? Repeated convulsions, dophin-like squeals? Honestly, I wouldn't know. Making a girl cum with my 2 inch wang is about as likely to happen as you finding a $100 bill up the asshole of a Slovakian prostitute. Now go HERE and download the full 40 minute version of this video for only $2.95!

1 Guy 1 Cup

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:04:18 -0800
Damn. This video already has 2.5 million views already? I guess that means it's about time I release part 2 and 3? Yep that's right folks, there's more... plenty more. It seems our friend here wants to career out of using his cornhole as meat grinder. It's kinda like those people at the circus who eat glass, except in this case his browneye does all the crunching. Check back later for more updates and keep spreading the word!

Honey I've Found The Shampoo!

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:47:13 -0800
No no don't stop, keep going. There's still a 2 liter bottle of Mr. Pibb and a few gerbils up in there somewhere. Hell, there might even be a copy of GTA4 if you dig deep enough. Dibs on that shit, Christmas has come early.

The Inner Demon

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:56:55 -0800
The first thing that came to mind was the chest burster scene from Alien. The second thing that came to mind was the giant worm-like monsters from Tremors. You see where I'm going with this? Put those two together and you have what this woman's asshole looks like. Swear to fuck I saw some teeth.

Never Do Anal With This Girl

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 03:29:56 -0800
This is Lindsay. She's relatively new to the adult industry and I'm pretty sure she failed pornstar school, especially the class in which soon-to-be whores learn about the importance of using enemas prior to doing anal shoots. This clip highlights her lack of experience, as the male performer falls victim to her unprepared cornhole. Click HERE to see more of this little slut-in-training.

Elephant Sex Rampage 2

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:41:23 -0800
I love this reverse beastiality shit. It's like the animals are taking revenge upon the humans for all the fucked up things we've done to them. I wanna see this elephant ass fuck one of those Canadian seal clubbers to death. That would be radical. See part 1 HERE & more shit like this at Depraved3D.

The Effects Of Interracial Sex

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 01:36:38 -0800
This dude screams as if his hand just got hacked off Blood Diamond style, either that or he just found out KFC discontinued their awesome $4.99 12 piece honey chicken meal deal. Take your pick. And sorry if this is a repost, I'm short on time. I've got a date with an 19 year old diabetic in 45 minutes. We're gonna watch Jumanji and play truth or dare at my moms house. Jealous? That's what I thought, faggot.

The Endless Cumshot

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 17:07:12 -0800
Here's Eric Bana prepping for his role in my new porno Cumshot Master 5000. It's got an incredible twist that's gonna leave audiences speechless. Just as the girl is about to get the facial, the man will readjust his penis and blow his load into his own face, instantly killing the erection of every single viewer. I'll be responsible for blue balls all around the world.

Girl Born With 3 Titties

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:06:08 -0800
Hot shit. I knew Paul Verhoeven was on to something when he casted that 3 titted whore into Total Recall. I just wish there was an equal amount of interest for male deformities, such as dual penises and cantaloupe sized ballsacks. The kinda shit I wish I had. Anyway, click HERE if you wanna see tricera tits get fucked. She's 100% normal downstairs.

Anal Sex Mystery Guest

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:51:52 -0800
This video lacks female genitalia but that's okay, this one isn't really about the sex. It's about the surprise visitor, the little fella who smelt the AIDS in the air and decided to go in for a closer look. Watch closely.

How To Lose A Stripping Contest

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:54:04 -0800
Unless she sucked off every member of the panel, I'm pretty sure she's going home a loser. A soar loser. Because this dumb drunk bitch tried to score bonus points by doing a Chuck Norris backwards somersault but ended up falling off the stage. Save the karate for at home lady.

Coworker Caught Jacking Off

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 01:01:26 -0800
Really now, I've been caught doing worse things on the job. K-Mart, January 2002, thirty minutes before closing, pet food aisle. Me, Mrs. Dilworth and a 2 foot lava lamp straight out of the display case. Use your imagination.

Stop Trying To Fuck Me

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:03:43 -0800
Usually when the girl flops around like a fish it means she's having a pretty intense orgasm and needs a quick time out. Dildo baggins here didn't get the memo.

Maniac Attacks 2 Lesbian Sisters

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 16:29:37 -0800
This is from the 1976 classic Water Power. It's a lot like Taxi Driver, except this Travis Bickle has a little fetish for forcing woman into doing enemas at gun point. The film is actually based on real crimes committed by an Illinois man dubbed the "Enema Bandit". Anyway he's dead now, so R.I.P you scat-loving motherfucker.

Swordfight On Pussy Mountain

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:46:57 -0800
That's right... two cocks duke it out amidst a threesome, unleashing lethal blows of seminal fluid upon eachother. Dude on bottom got it the worst, gravity is a bitch!

Lets Play Where's Waldo With My Nuts

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:58:05 -0800
You know what would've made this really awesome? If he tea bagged some naked bitch directly after shitting out his ballsack. I mean come on, the mere presence of a woman would've at the verly least hetrosexualized this video and then I wouldn't have to feel so gosh darn faggoty for posting it.

Death By Vaginal Cockroach

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:34:14 -0800
This is from a Russian film called Philosophy Of A Knife. It's about the Japanese Unit 731... the one that pretty much spent a decade coming up with ridiculous ways to kill people. It's basically just 4 hours of torture. Fun fun fun. While we're on the subject, I'm in preproduction on a post-apocalyptic thriller about punk rock necrophiliacs. Really could use some female talent. Hit me up!

The Vagina Of A Transexual

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:04:02 -0800
Either this video is just poorly dubbed or that tranny has some serious brain damage. Fucker can barely form a single sentence. Oh yeah and your vagina... it looks like a piece of burnt prime rib cut up with a hatchet, in a bad way.

Wife Doesn't Like Weird Sex

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 10:31:37 -0800
This couple tries to spice up their sex life with the help of some creepy crawlers and dirty talk. All I wanna know his how many bars of chocolate did it take to bribe miss piggy into doing this? I'd do it myself for a 24 pack of Holiday Spice. Why the fuck won't Pepsi bring that shit back?

Creative Methods Of Sexual Torture

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:42:10 -0800
Netflix sent me this one. No joke. I'm still trying to figure out how the fuck it ended up in my "movies you'll love" section. The only other shit I've ever rented off there was some Steven Segal classics and weight loss DVD's. I just don't see the connection. Anyway, the movie is called Emmanuelle Around The World, check it out.

20 Pound Titties

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:36:24 -0800
This woman has a rare condition known as Gigantomastia. Basically its when you grow titties bigger than watermelons and you end up having back problems for the rest of your life. Please god, create a similar condition that affects penis growth. I can handle the back pain, I promise.

People Actually Pay Her For Sex

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:12:47 -0800
Looks like this bitch has put a price tag on herpes. It's disheartening to see Pakistan's prostitution standards sink so low. This woman looks as though she was deficated out of a John Candy's deceased asshole. Okay well realistically I'd fuck her but only if I was paid 50k in cash up front and was permitted to chant "allah akbar" as I cock slap her.

Self Service

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:48:13 -0800
That sick motherfucker. No for real, I'm actually jealous. I tried to suck my own dick on a nightly basis from ages 12 to 19 but I could never reach. There was just too much distance between my 2 inch penis and mouth. So close... yet so far.

Dont Ruin My Fuck Session Bro

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:19:17 -0800
Seriously, this is the greatest video I've seen all month. At first I just thought it was some guys spying on their friend as he got a blowjob or some shit. Let me tell you this, if that's all that happened, it wouldn't be on here. Now prepare yourself for the beastmaster 5000.

Professional Salad Tosser

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:22:48 -0800
I like his Chuck Norris style somersault but I have mixed feelings about the use of chocolate syrup. Sure it'll easily mask the bitter taste of her cornhole but in the end how's he gonna be able to differienate syrup from shit? It's a dangerous game that salad tossing is.

It's Not What It Looks Like

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:35:38 -0800
Unless you see what I see: A man in a bear mask being ass fucked by animatronic reindeer. Yeah so apparently they started making the animal versions of those 'sex dolls' to suit the needs of zoophiles around the globe. I hear you can pick up a miniature stallion, fully loaded, for under $500 on ebay.

The Bilingual Whore

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 07:49:30 -0800
I posted this a long ass time ago but I just realized it was missing some key components, such as our Spanish starlet recieving an abrupt facial as she criticizes the cameraman for his 'ignorance'. Just a friendly reminder: when you're sitting butt naked on the floor of a Motel 6 having just been just ass fucked by a complete stranger, try not to engage in a verbal battle of wits with your employer. There's no winning. Download the full video @ LATIN ABUSE.

His Dick Wasn't Big Enough

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 07:45:31 -0800
When your penis just can't get the job done, you gotta resort to other body parts. The fist is the limb of choice for most of those big-pussied sluts, but of course there's always gonna be some with even more demanding needs. In this video the guy uses his foot, but keep in mind you can always skull fuck them too. Just shave your head 1st for the sake of hygiene.

If Beetle Juice Was A Porno...

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:29:42 -0800
It would look something like this, minus Michael Keaton. And while we're on the subject of x-rated spoofs, would anyone care to sign my petition to have The Elephant Man remade into an adult film? I'd very much like to see that mongloid fella give Sasha Gray some ATM.

The Mother Of All Vaginas

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:00:28 -0800
Did anyone else see Krang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hanging out inside of her war-torn vagina? I'll be damned if that isn't him. Anyways, I gotta maintain tradition here folks. Videos like this always awaken an ungodly hunger for the roast beef. I'm off to Arbys.

A Gameshow From Hell

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:05:03 -0800
A Twin Turbo Geo Metro Convertible - that's the prize. Object of the game? I'm actually still trying to figure that part out, but I think it has something to do with how many eels you're capable to sticking up your ass. Sounds like fun but I'm partial to Monoply.

Cleaning Has Never Been More Fun

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:06:55 -0800
Fuck, that's a hell of a way to mop a floor. It's inspiring really. So how exactly would one apply this kind of creativity to cleaning up their bathroom? I've got shit stains on my toilet dating back from 1997 and the only way I'm gonna get off my ass and do something about it is if it involves a naked woman.

How To Fuck Like A King

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 10:55:19 -0800
Damn. I could really use some service like this. At 325 pounds, I'm lucky if I can even find my cock, let alone put it to use. Sign me up for 2 whores, along with 4 beefcakes to handle all movement.

Tentacle Porn

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 08:02:20 -0700
This is actually really popular in Japan. Check this out... their law says you can't show genitalia in porn. So to get by this bullshit rule, they've replaced cocks with these tentacles that just happen to look like cocks, kinda. Now they still gotta censor the pink taco but none the less it's still a big step forward for the Japanese. Read about it HERE.

The Jack-Off Ninja

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:13:28 -0700
Damn! One time many years ago I successfully masturbated behind this elderly couple during a screening of that Mel Gibson jesus movie. I always thought I was ballsy for doing that but this motherfucker right here makes me look like a god damn amateur. If I have to come out of retirement to reclaim my title, so be it.

The Dumbest Porno Ever Made

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:29:28 -0700
She gets raped... by an alien-infected talking tree named Tildar. Pretty much the same shit as in Evil Dead 1, except this has penetration shots and ninchucks. Need I say more?

2 Girls 1 Sink

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 10:27:06 -0700
I'm so sorry about the censors. My web host has forbidden me from posting any videos that show defecation. So if you were hoping to see some good turd cutter close ups - you're shit out of luck buddy. I'm just really really hoping someone will recognize one of these girls so that we can bring on the shame.

Introducing Mr. 1 Incher

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:31:12 -0800
You think your cock is dinky? Watch this. Instant self esteem booster.

Sleeping Wife Gets A Facial

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 10:15:16 -0700
I remember when I was younger my friends would always draw penises all over my face if I was the first to fall asleep. Fuck that. Next time I have a slumber party, I'm gonna hide a bottle of Jergens under my sleeping bag and wreak a homoerotic revenge on all of those who've wronged me.

You Fucked My Pussy Up

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 06:53:30 -0700
It's not your typical work-related injury, but these things do happen... especially when someone is intentionally thrusting their foot into your vagina. It could've been worse - a flesh wound via jagged toenail... that would've put her out of work for good.

Entrails Of A Virgin

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 07:41:36 -0700
This is from a Japanese horror film of the same title. Basically this chick starts off using a severed limb to masturbate, at which point she encounters an Alien with a massive cock. After a whopping 15 seconds of penetration (you tried little buddy!), he rips out her uterus and she rolls over dead. A bit fucked up but I do commend him for his efforts in helping control the human population.

Fattest Pussy Ever

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 09:34:34 -0700
Her vagina looks a lot like a baseball mit, same color too. If you're gonna be 69'ing her with you on bottom, do yourself a favor and bring along a snorkel.

The Most Extreme Porno Ever Made

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 06:42:01 -0700
Octopusses up the ass, flesh eating bacteria in the vagina - you know the drill. lt's all standard fodder in the Japanese porn industry. But personally, I think this one takes it up just a notch or two.

Turkish Painful Anal

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 07:43:49 -0700
This one is a little open-ended. There's no money shot or anything, which gives us the opportunity to use our imaginations and draw our own conclusions. Perhaps she had a prolapse, ran off the set in humiliation, then went flat broke and turned to prostitution? Sounds about right to me.

Get The Fuck Away From My Tits

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 03:01:22 -0700
Diane here follows orders. I like that. I wonder if she'd comply if I told her to sit on my face and giggle like a school girl? Probably not. She'd likely just bitch slap me like she did to the douche bag in this video.

Eat Your Own Pussy!

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 06:56:49 -0700
LOL @ the dialogue and fap fap fap @ the forced cunnilingus. I love these variety videos.

Go Away Bro, I'm Masturbating

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 05:05:40 -0700
This is why I carry a 12oz bottle of my mace in my center console. Rest stops are great for quick 'on the road' jackoff sessions but they're almost always laden with dirty old men looking to score free peep shows. If they want to see me make love to myself, they gotta pay... otherwise it's mace to the face.

Unwanted Public Facials 3

Sat, 18 Oct 2008 05:38:24 -0700
I have an idea for spin-off of this. Instead of ejaculating onto these unsuspecting woman, they could just go poop on them & then run off. What do you think? Unwanted Public Poo: The New Series By Some Sick Japanese Motherfucker. I like it already.

The Cumshot Of A Life TIme

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 05:47:14 -0700
Someone get some napkins, piglet just had a liter of foreign jizz unloaded on to her a face. Honestly now, I would've even let my dog fuck this mullet toating beast. And considering her sexual preferences, I'm sure she'd be deeply disappointed to hear that.

Drunk Girl Shits In A Liquor Store

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:14:59 -0700
She's more than welcome to come shit in my house if she ever feels the need. I see she's not a fan of toilet paper... that's okay, she can just use my face to wipe her ass. Hospitality - it gets me laid everytime.

Intentionally Caught Jacking Off

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:05:58 -0700
He very well might end up getting banned from every Motel 6 across the country, but eventually one of these fat Hispanic maids will do the right thing and finish the man off - just like in the porno films.

Indian Girl Almost Quits Anal Scene

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:03:40 -0700
These girls only do anal cause it lands them an extra $200 on their paycheck. That's a lot like getting paid $1,000 to go down on a 400 pound lady & then being offered an extra $100 to toss her wart-infested salad. It's just not worth it. But while were on the subject of bargains, for $2.95 you can download the full 40 minute version of this fucked up video... and trust me, it gets a lot more fucked up. Just click HERE an fap away.

No Bitch I Aint Eating Your Pussy

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 13:08:14 -0700
She tries to blame the fowl taste on the lube but that doesn't really explain the cheese whiz dripping out of her pussy. Douche with hydrogen peroxide + Mentos and get on with the show.

Deaf Girl Still Wants To Be A Pornstar

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:18:53 -0700
She's back for round 2.. this time on Anal Recruiter. I really do admire her dedication and all, but can someone who knows sign language please forward a request for her early retirement? Those sounds make my ears bleed. See her 1st video HERE.

Butthole Damaged After Anal Sex

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:27:42 -0700
Here's yet another video of a woman suffering from bodily damage after granting a large cock permission to penetrate her brown eye. To be honest, I think this one is a tranny but that's besides the point. I want to know where those 2 giant raisins dangling from her asshole came from?

Not Everyone Can Afford A Dildo

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:40:24 -0700
Ah yes, the colorful world of woman's makeshift sex toys: bedposts, bananas, shampoo bottles, motorized toothbrushes, baseball bats, Ultra Magnus action figures... you name it, they've fucked it. Except pineapples. That particular fruit is exceedingly difficult to work with.

This Bitch Is Naked

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:03:22 -0700
Now if I was that bystander, I would've simply re-enacted something I saw the tour guide do on the Disneyland Jungle Cruise back when I was 8. As the hippo approaches, fire 3 warning shots into the air and shout "get back you beast, get back now!". The hippo will cease all aggression and disengage.

Good Porn Ruined By Shitty Music

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:10:43 -0700
It's a porno, not a god damn fitness video. Stop adding in the shitty keyboard-generated dance music, it drains out the sound of the woman crying and gagging on cock, which is an essential part of my fap session.

Robotic Cocksucker

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:29:54 -0700
I purchased one of these bad boys back in 1998. Nearly snapped my cock in half on a number of occasions, but all in all it was a fine investment. Sure it was pricey, but so is taking a girl out to dinner and a movie. In the end you get the same thing, minus the drama and genital warts.

I Wanna Be A Pornstar

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:06:52 -0700
A few tit jobs and a little lipo, and then BAM... her vagina will be generating 7 figures annually before you even know it. It'll also be generating a yellowish discharge, depending on the severity of the Herpes and Gonorrhea that she's bound to contract.

Gameshow Host Amazed By Fake Tits

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:53:56 -0700
Whaaat? No eels in this ass? No forced cunnilingus involving miniature pigs? What the fuck kinda of Japanese gameshow is this? Ohhhh wait this is from the early 90's... beastiality was still considered yucky back then. Yeah definitely the 90's, just look at those horrendous boob jobs! Mongloid titties status.

Ashley Blue's Shocking First Porno

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:30:30 -0700
Ashley Blue gets choked out in what is supposedly her first porn shoot ever. Every Muslim across the globe will be shouting Allah Akbar as they stroke their tootsie rolls to this video. Click HERE and you'll understand why.

Too Tired To Fuck

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:04:16 -0700
Being a second rate slut has drained this girl of all her energy, so she catches some Zzzz's in the middle of her own porn shoot. Wise choice, this beast needs all the beauty sleep she can get.

Her Pussy Needs Stitches!

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:45:38 -0700
Cocks like this ought to be illegal, punishable by castration. Anything above 13 inches has got to go. They'll poke your eye out, prolapse your ass and leave with you a cocktail of STD's.

Too Drunk To Masturbate

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:26:01 -0700
Normally drinking on the job gets you fired. But when you're an adult performer, it gets you a pay raise and a few extra cocks in your ass after you pass out. Make mommy proud.

He Can Suck His Own Dick

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 10:41:25 -0700
You think you've got it good? This dude has a curled mullet and a 7 inch cock that he can suck all on his own. Jealous right? Now before you do that semi backwards somersault, you should really read up on the dangers associated with autofellatio. Wouldn't want you to snap your neck or get some terrible STD.

Psycho Slut Spasms Out Of Control

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 06:17:40 -0700
This seems to be one of the rare instances where a woman can orgasm with little or no physical stimulation of the genitals. In this particular case, it looks like the deepthroating and/or gagging is what's triggering her orgasm.

Dick Surgery Gone Wrong

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:28:20 -0700
This poor fella just wanted a bigger wiener, and with a tootsie roll like that who could blame him? But I'll be damned if the doctor wasn't drunk off his ass cause right now his dick looks a lot like my ballsack. Someone pull a Lorena Bobbit and end this guys misery.

Chef Boyardee Jizzes Upon Contact

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:14:43 -0700
Poor bastard, he's the real life version of the premature ejaculator from American Pie. I'd like to see him masturbate. All he has to do is poke his cock with his index finger and it's a done deal.

Nudist Has A Vaginal Problem

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 07:54:48 -0700
It's typical really. Nudists are all about being natural... leave the genitals exposed, armpits unshaven and when you've got a yeast infection... you let it rain.

Tricked Into Having Gay Sex

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:21:55 -0700
Moral of the story: always be able to identify the person sucking your cock, unless you're totally cool with putting your sexuality in harms way. Some risks just aren't worth taking. See more guys tricked into being gay homosexuals on the BAIT BUS.

The Worst Porno Ever Made

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:28:28 -0700
A talking donkey that gets more pussy than I do and has an O face you'll never forget. I have officially seen it all. Even Gilligan makes a cameo appearance.

This Hooker Hates Anal Sex

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 07:56:58 -0700
For a woman who's made a career out of sex, I don't see why she'd want to keep the hole that earns the most off limits. The girls that do this are usually trying to compensate for their extremely overused vaginas. In this case I'd say that theory is pretty fucking dead on.

Black Cock Causes Bodily Damage

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 09:07:14 -0700
Not quite a prolapse but it might as well be. Her asshole looks a slice of damaged grapefruit and her vagina... hmmm... I'm gonna go with a cut of ahi tuna - burnt on the edges, raw in the center. Updating this site always makes me hungry.

Angry Pornstar Attacks Midget

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 05:41:42 -0700
Getting fucked and degraded by a midget? No problem. Brushing her teeth with cum? I'm afriad that's where she draws the line. I'm just glad to know she has standards.

Drunken Slut Has Hilarious Disaster

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:16:05 -0700
First off, this chick is drunk off her ass, and I mean that in a literal sense. She had a gallon of wine.. directly through her asshole. Now I always thought it was fun to poo on the floors of public restrooms, but this lady takes it to an all new level. If you've ever played Command & Conquer, think of her anus as the Ion Cannon.

Search Her Pussy For Drugs

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:17:38 -0700
I love how this is a real procedure. They do it before admitting woman into correction facilities. Imagine having that job, getting paid to raid pussies for contraband. Imagine all the treasures you could find.

Youre Doing It Wrong

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:50:06 -0700
Wrong hole? No not quite. More like wrong fucking direction. His cock nearly pierces through the piece of skin seperating her ass from her pussy. Remember the 'chestburster' scene from Alien? Just watch...

Pierced While Fucking

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 03:17:19 -0700
If you think this is bad you should see the site I found it on. They have a video of a woman fucking as she gets her pussy tattooed. I sense a sequel already - "laser removal while being fucked". Wanna see all this crazy porn I speak of? Click HERE!

Hands-On Sex Education

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:39:11 -0700
This eager slut-in-training wants to learn all the ropes of making whoopy. Practice makes perfect right? I didn't actually get much practice myself. I fucked 6 belly buttons before ever finding the right hole. What can I say... the shoe fit.

Oops She Forgot To Lock The Door

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:59:50 -0700
Chick gets busted masturbating by either her boyfriend, roommate or brother. I'm gonna go with brother just for the sake of fap worthiness.

Dying Orgasm

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:50:16 -0700
Just close your eyes and listen to the audio. Only time I've heard a man make sounds like that was in Al-Qaeda beheading video. See more from this awesome couple here: 1, 2 and 3.

Why Some Vaginas Smell Like Fish

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:12:00 -0700
Bad idea skanky poo. 20 packs of Vagisil and your pussy will still smell like rotting tuna. You'll need to empty a few bottles of Febreze into there if you really wanna get rid of the stank. That and drano.

Long Like The Neck Of An Ostrich

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:50:21 -0700
I have dreams of my penis being that big. I see myself wearing loose fitted short shorts with my wang hanging out the side as I rollerblade by the beach. Jealous men shield their girlfriends eyes as my cock sways back and forth in the wind.

This Crackwhore Has Brain Damage

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 22:58:19 -0700
I just hope she practices safe sex, wouldn't want some nasty STD to interfere with her productive, meaningful life of sucking dick for quarters. See aids infested crackwhores getting fucked bareback HERE!

Gangbanged On Reality TV

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:44:49 -0700
This is fake. This isn't a real gameshow and she isn't in real pain. 3 inch penises make girls laugh, not cry. Trust me, I know.

Make Sure My Pussy Works

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:39:58 -0700
She hits up the doctor cause she's having difficulty getting pregnant. I'm no gynecologist but if shaved that bush her husband would probably have an easier time finding the right hole.

Two Feet Of Pain

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:41:26 -0700
He's got me beat by like one inch. Okay maybe more like 23 inches. I couldn't even satisfy a midget. But where I lack in size, I make up for with class and charm.

Im Sick Of Being A Virgin

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:00:01 -0700
She's 19 and still a virgin. I guess no one wanted to fuck her, afterall its kinda hard to get past that rat-face of hers. So she enlists the help of a friend who's equipped with a hair brush. Guess what happens.

Shes Gonna Get Vagina Cancer

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:21:20 -0700
Guadalupe may be LOL'ing now but that'll quickly change when she finds out her pink taco has emphysema. Tobacco kills!

I Dont Want Shit On My Dick

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:30:29 -0700
He wants to fuck her up the butt but is afraid his cock will come out like a chocolate covered banana. So he sticks a tiny camera up her ass just to make sure she's a frequent defecator. Kinda gross but hey, I'm all for safe sex.

Hungry Vagina

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:36:55 -0700
Looks like her pussy has gone through a garbage disposer. It's okay, as long her asshole is still intact and hemorrhoid-free, she has a decent shot at scoring a date with me.

Ass To Mouth Disaster

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 12:01:50 -0700
I cant even begin to express the importantance of utilizing a maglight when practicing ATM in the dark. Last nights chicken potpie doesn't taste so good the 2nd time around does it lady? Pwn 2 self lolz.

Bruno Stop Sniffing Her Pussy

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:07:41 -0700
Just imagine if that was an unneutered Golden Retriever... I think wifey would've quickly gained a strong understanding of the term "unwanted threesome".

She Cums Nine Times

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:57:42 -0700
The dude sounds Popeye the Sailorman and his old lady squirts cum like a water fountain. They were born for eFukt. Thanks goes to Rod for the video.

Oh Noes The Condom Broke!

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:25:23 -0700
I found this on some website that pays $2,000 for homemade porno. I'm kinda bummed... they rejected all 3 of my personal sextapes, citing that my 2 inch penis wouldn't appeal to general audiences. Ouch! It's still a cool site though, CHECK IT OUT!

Big Dick Syndrome

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:00:01 -0700
Aye carumba! Nice elephant cock dood! But I forsee 1 little problem... the only creatures with big enough holes for you to fuck are large horses and gay pornstars who've been subjected to olympian gangbangs. Tough break bro!

Your Threesome Is Terminated

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:24:42 -0700
Keep your dick in your pants for this one, or you just might end up inadvertently blowing your load to the sight of a flying dragon.

Psycho Orgasm

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 23:53:38 -0700
A self induced orgasm leaves this slut flopping around like a fish out of water. Reminds me of myself when I lost my virginity, except I actually cried a litte. Tears of joy.

The Result Of Too Much Anal

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:34:40 -0700
If a woman told me I did that too her asshole, I'd be flattered. One could only hope that their penis be capable of such damage.

But Youre My Brother Lolz

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:03:44 -0700
Vintage porno with incestual undertones makes me laugh. It also heightens my urge to be transported back to the 70's so that I can fuck the shit out of hippies along side mothers with beehive hairdos.

Pornstar Ruins Her Boob Job

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:53:23 -0700
Silicone is gonna start leaking out her nipples and in 3 days she'll be back to an A cup. I think that makes this the cheapest breast reduction surgery ever.

Genital Kickboxing

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:26:15 -0700
It's a martial art. Only use it when absolutely necessary, like when your mom won't do your laundry.

Pornstar Gets A New Vagina

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:55:15 -0700
Her vagina lips looked like they belonged in an Arbys roast beef sandwhich. This was bad for her career so she set out on a perilous journey to unbeef her pussy and close the gape once and for all.

They LOL At His 1 Inch Penis

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:56:34 -0700
Did you know in the 70's they would sometimes give sex reassignment surgery to boys born with really small dicks? They would chop off your mini-me, give you a shitload of hormones and raise you as a girl. Yikes! Read about it HERE and HERE and HERE.

Fucked 3 Feet Deep

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:25:33 -0700
A 2 foot dildo followed by a 7 inch cock in the ass, all at once. What kind of person could accommodate such an enormous insertion? I'll give you a hint: there are 2 people in this video and neither of them are woman.

Homer Simpson Pussy

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 13:43:20 -0700
I think it just winked at me.

Racist Girl Has Vaginal Injury

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 03:35:02 -0700
The dialogue alone made me wanna post this video, her vagina getting literally torn open was just an added bonus. I told you those black cocks were dangerous. More stuff like this HERE and HERE.

Grandma Noooooo

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 14:59:41 -0700
Don't worry, she won't bite!

Bad Pussy

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:05:09 -0700
A late night fuck session is continuously interrupted by a frisky kitten who wants to turn the guys dick into it's new chew toy.

Newbie Ruins A Porno Shoot

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:16:25 -0700
This guy genuinely thought that eating your own semen was socially acceptable. In France, yeah maybe. But in the rest of the world, no, people tend to frown upon the act of ingesting your own cum. Sorry! Now sign up at Incredible Pass to see more.

Black Snake Moan

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:29:11 -0700
His trouser snake has the characteristics of many species. It resembles a black python but moves like a desert sidewinder. It has the venom of a western diamondback, infecting its prey with an assortment of STD's. Avoid contact without protection.

Worlds Biggest Cock

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:37:39 -0700
God blesses him with a horse cock and what does he do? Turns into a tranny and only fucks men. What a waste... think of all the vaginas he could've decimated with that thing.

Bitch You Got A Yeast Infection

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 18:14:11 -0700
This is probably why you don't see that many male performers bragging about their profession... cause they all got warts on their dicks and have to eat out girls like this! Yum yums.

What Female Ejaculation Really Looks Like

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 23:34:57 -0700
If you're trying to make your girlfriend cum and you don't see a fountain of cottage cheese spurting from her pussy, then you're definitely doing it wrong.

A Good Reason Not To Do Anal

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:27:20 -0700
I know I know, all I ever do is boast about the greatness of anal sex. But we must not disregard a major downside to packing fudge - and that would be the fact that getting shit all over your cock is inevitable.

Beavis & Butthead: The Porno

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 05:49:05 -0700
The only thing missing is a cameo of that glasses wearing bitch from the show Daria. Surely I'm not the only one who wants to see her ass get torn wide open by Beavis's cock, preferably to the sound of "La La La La La you're standing on my neck."

Pissed Off Crackwhore

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:36:06 -0700
She's coked out and on the rag. If that isn't an invitation for AIDS I don't know what is. Luckily this skank got kicked off the set before anyone had a chance to stick their dick in festering pussy hole. The full 12 minute version can be seen in the Incredible Pass members area.

Fucking In An Internet Cafe

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:15:58 -0700
All I wanna know is how the fuck did he do that without the employee noticing? Some sort of pussy pounding stealth mode... I gotta learn that so I can fuck my hookers without waking up mom and dad.

Ouch Her Pussy Hurts

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:46:08 -0700
Big penises can be dangerous. Better be careful or they'll poke your eye out.. and maybe your cervix too.

The Biggest Vagina In porn

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:31:22 -0700
That green football in her pussy has an extremely negative effect on the appearance of her asshole. It vaguely resembles the Star Trek symbol. I'm afraid that is a salad I simply cannot toss.

Planet Of The Gapes

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:03:44 -0700
I've never actually been able to make a girl gape. My dick might as well be a pencil. Being responsible for making a woman's vagina a tad bit looser is a feeling I will never know :(

No Legs But He Still Can Fuck

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:57:02 -0700
haha what the fuck, I wanna be this guy. He fucks hotter chicks than me and he's got a bigger dick by at least 3 inches. Shit he probably even makes more too if he's on disability. Lieutenant Dan for the win.

Paid To Fuck A Fat Ugly Motherfucker

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:26:56 -0700
I'm dying to know what she charges. I'm fat and ugly just like this dude except I'm actually white.... thats gotta knock off at least a few pesos right?

She Cant Feel His Small Dick

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:45:08 -0700
His snaggled toothed girlfriend can barely feel his cock so she keeps asking for it harder but she doesn't seem to realize that there is only so much you can do with 3 inches..

Hooker Refuses To Get Off Her Phone

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:29:57 -0700
Easy solution: grab the phone & shove it up her twat. With that hole being occupied, you'll have no choice but to relocate your penis to the nearest available orifice - her anus. I call this "How To Get Anal From A Prostitute Without Paying Extra, by eFukt.com".

Caught Cheating By Angry Husband

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:30:22 -0700
From what I've read there is a longer version of this floating around somewhere. If any of you have it - hit me up! I have a sneaking suspicion that someone ends up getting their ass kicked.

TV Cameraman Spies On Horny Couple

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 02:49:31 -0700
They leave the blinds open so everyone can see them fuck. I do this as well but the majority of the girls I fuck are 300 pounds and up, so not too many people enjoy the show.

NOE, DO NOT WANT!

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 01:39:23 -0800
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Pornstar Attacks Male Performer

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:21:59 -0700
Eventually one of these girls is just gonna end up biting someones dick off during a throat fuck session. Trust me, I'll be the first to post it. See more shit like this over at MEATHOLES.com!

He Can Make A Girl Cum

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:13:17 -0700
In the past few months the "how to make a girl cum" video has received over a million views. One of those viewers tested out the technique on his girlfriend and sent us footage of the results. Pretty cool! If you wanna do the same and be featured on here, send an email to efukt.admin@gmail.com. Video credit goes to "lovetodo" =)

eFukt's Biggest Fan

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:14:31 -0700
Which one of you is this? Don't be shy. I have unconditional love for all of my visitors.

Mean Sluts Ridicule Noob

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 01:41:45 -0700
This video really hits close to home. I too was once ridiculed for bustin my sloppy goo nuts prematurely. My ego was scarred and so was my penis (herpes). Watching this brings it all back. So to the Hispanic slut who was the most vocal during the humiliation: Space Dock, Strawberry Cheesecake, and a Tony Danza. All for you. All at once. See full video HERE.

She Finds The Hidden Camera

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 23:34:42 -0700
No no you're doing it all wrong. You gotta hide the camera in a black t-shirt with the lens poking out through one of the arm holes and be sure to use some black tape to cover up the red LED light. Mom will never notice! hah

Sorry Wrong Hole!

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 15:56:04 -0700
I was startled when I discovered that this wasn't yet on eFukt. It's one of the greatest porn bloopers of all time and has been making rounds on the internet for the past 5 years. Eh, better late than never.

Bosnian Slut Fucks In A Bar

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:16:11 -0700
I should probably visit Bosnia. If girls will drop their panties for dirty old scumbags like that over there, I might still have a shot at losing my virginity afterall.

Crybaby Gets Her Titties Pierced

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:22:14 -0700
The piercer should've pushed her to get a clit piercing, I wanted to see her vajayjay :(

His Penis Looks Like Jabba The Hut

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:10:06 -0700
Is that a gift or a curse? It's huge but hideous. It looks like he had about 50 of those girth enlargement surgeries where they inject a bunch of fat into your cock to make it thicker. Now his cock needs lipo.

Worlds Most Painful Dildo

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:35:19 -0700
Ribbed for her pleasure? Falcor thinks so.

Take It Easy On Her Ass

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:23:31 -0800
or you just might bust it open, similair to THIS, and dats not berry nice snarf snarf! (Yes, this is a repost. I got about 2 dozen emails from people wanting to see the full version, which is only like a minute longer but okay here it is!)

You Suck At Fucking My Wife

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:01:10 -0700
This guy propositioned a black man to fuck his wife, hoping to satisfy her desires for a huge cock. The black man gladly agrees but later discovers that fulfilling his role isn't as easy as he had anticipated.

2 Inch Penis Still Causes Her ANAL PAIN!

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:13:01 -0700
This dudes micro cock still manages to cause his girlfriend some pain during their anal excursion. Cant even imagine how she'd react if I stuck my 26 incher in there. Wazaam.

Drunk Chick Passes Out

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:52:31 -0700
This drunk chick takes a timeout from fucking so that she can go to the bathroom, but she doesn't make it very far. After about 3 steps she collapses and passes out on the floor.

He Wont Be Getting Laid For Awhile

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:19:43 -0700
Hey shithead, next time you setup a spycam on your skanky girlfriend, don't forget to cover up the red light.

The Price Of Sleeping Over

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:00:56 -0700
Sure dude, you can spend the night. All you have to do is suck my cock in the morning. If only that approach worked on girls.

College Couple Attempts Anal Sex

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:21:24 -0700
and fails miserably - complete with the common dialogue of the girl saying "ouch it hurts" and the guy saying "babe, it wont stay in". For some reason anal videos are always better when problems occur.

Jurassic Park: The Porno

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 06:26:53 -0700
Other films I'd like to see convertered to pornos: Dawn of the Dead, The Little Mermaid, Troll 2, Requiem For A Dream, Superbad and the board game Monoply - where if you go bankrupt you are forced into prostitution to pay off your debts. See more videos like this on Demonic3D.com

Hookers Arent Very Political

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:58:16 -0700
If all the prostitutes in America turned political, crack would be legalized and sold through vending machines. It's best we keep their faces stuffed with cock.

Analyzing The Gape

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:46:52 -0700
Back when I was 15 I'd jack off to these early 90's porn tapes and I noticed that whenever a vagina would begin to gape open, a black censor box would cover it up. It's nice to see that they stopped doing that. Now I can finally see what the inside of a vagina looks like.

Loose Vagina Plugged With Cock

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 13:21:52 -0700
Even with a big cock crammed in her twat, air still manages to get in. At first he apologizes for making her loose pussy queef, but he later LOL's.

Bad Babysitter

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:53:39 -0700
It's amazing just how many careers come to an end due to masturbating at work. My first job was at Target - fired in the 2nd week for jacking off in the pet food aisle. It was well worth it, plus I pwn3d a 10 pound bag of Meow Mix

She Cant Have Sex

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:13:19 -0700
If she can't fuck, then he can't fuck and that means his balls are probably sky blue just about now. Kidney stones are a bitch.

This Is How They Fuck In Japan

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:07:41 -0700
Ok cool but how come there wasn't any eels? and what about the octopusses? Not even any lions or homeless people? These creatures play a pivotal role in the sex lives of Japanese people. So where are they? I smell something fishy going on. Shizaaam!

Assholes Harass Ugly Woman

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:17:45 -0700
Ehh what do you expect. It's Lake Havasu and she's like 45. She's practically a grandma compared to everyone else there. If she wants to suck dick without getting booed by the crowd she's gonna have to go to a retirement center.

Goth Orgy

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:10:47 -0700
Since this was one of the most popular videos on eFukt, I decided to repost a longer and better quality version of it. I like how the anorexic goth kid wearing eyeliner has a dick big enough to put most male pornstars to shame. See more HERE and HERE.

Hey Watch Me Fuck This Slut

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 08:27:11 -0700
Look at all those wild spectators... snapping pics for their myspace. I like the one wearing the goggles and dancing with his toy shotgun. He's special.

Drunken Sex Gone Wrong

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 05:30:31 -0700
I guess alcohol isn't always a ticket to getting laid. Sometimes it's just a ticket to getting vomit all over your cock. Personally, I'll take what I can get. Click HERE for more crazy drunk porn!

Attack Of The Horny Lifeguard

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:44:34 -0700
Some college girl swimming in a river gets attacked by a beastly lifeguard, who believes the best way to save a woman is to grab her by the titties and carry her to saftey - which is 100% incorrect. You're supposed to grab her by the vagina. Dipshit.

Why Is She Crying

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 23:13:46 -0700
Is it because she was denied a medical loan to have that hideous birthmark removed from her belly? or perhaps she is crying due to the sheer size of his massive tootsie roll?

Tarantula Pussy

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:06:31 -0700
The video doesn't show it but inside of her vagina there's a scorpion that later has an epic territorial battle with the tarantual, both of which are defeated by the husbands cock. Kinky shit.

One Pump Chump

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 00:48:23 -0700
Technically 3 pumps but who's counting. Anyway I strongly reject the stigma surrounding premature ejaculation. What do you stand to gain by lasting longer? The sooner you're done, the sooner you can go to fridge and eat leftovers. That's what I do.

Pathetic Guy Begs Wife For Sex

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:08:55 -0700
WOOPS! Correction: pathetic guy begs wife for permission to jack off while filming her nasty asshole... and even at that she is still reluctant. Buddy, you're better off doing what I do - stroke it to yourself in the mirror.

Unwanted Public Facials 2

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:51:12 -0700
My friend has actually done this and I can absolutely confirm that the victims do not just fucking sit there and act as if nothing is happening at all.

The Biggest Bitch In Porn

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:28:08 -0700
Wow... can someone please just send this girl over to FACIAL ABUSE? A2M followed by a Cleveland Steamer is the modern recipe for behavioral adjustment. My therapist confirmed it.

Dual Dildo Ass Fuck

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:23:19 -0700
It looks like a man in drag but there's no signs of cock n balls. Hmm... tough call. I'm gonna play it safe and not fap it to this one... for the sake of preserving my sexuality.

Attack Of The 2 Incher

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:42:53 -0700
Oh man... that's the kinda penis that woman openly laugh about. Shit, I'm a guy an even I am LOL'ing at that shrimp cocktail. Two words buddy, FAST SIZE.

Spank That Pussy

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 11:01:53 -0700
Contents under pressure. I wonder what would happen if you poked that thing with a needle. Would tapioca pudding leak out?

How To Become A Pornstar

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:23:35 -0700
Careful! Rough sex is now the standard in the adult industry. A lengthy career in porn will cost you a prolapsed rectum, torn vagina and a shitload of STD's. I'd stick to becoming a doctor if I was you.

Kung Fu Slut

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:56:48 -0700
Today I leanred that a well placed karate chop to the vaginal section can render your opponent paralyzed, giving you ample opportunity to penetrate her most tender regions. Click HERE and HERE for further demonstration.

Extraterrestrial Orgy

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:19:42 -0700
I decided to post that last bit of the ET sextape. Elliot is probably fapping to this right now, I know I am. See more alien porn HERE and HERE.

Echo The Horny Dolphin

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:33:28 -0700
Have you guys ever played this video game? Apparently if you 'press 'down' 15 times and then 'left' once Echo will grow a dick and you can start fucking things. Time to grab the lube and bust out your Sega Genesis! See more videos like this on Demonic3D.com

College Girl Flashes Tits In Class

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:00:50 -0700
One of you eFukt fans needs to fuck a girl in the back of a full college classroom and email me the video of it. I can make you famous.

Racist Pornstar Learns About Equality

Sat, 31 May 2008 17:34:04 -0700
It's pretty rare to see any form of racism in porn, regardless of whether it's genuine or scripted. You can throat fuck a girl till she pukes but if you drop the N-BOMB it's gameover!

Cancer Girl Abused By Husband

Fri, 30 May 2008 14:22:50 -0700
Ok this is fucked up. To be honest, watching this really gave me the urge to track down her husband, beat the shit out him and save this poor girl from her painful past, but I suppose that's a job that only Maury Povich can do.

Unwanted Threesome

Thu, 29 May 2008 07:17:31 -0700
When this black guy was propositioned to fuck another mans wife, I don't think he knew that the husband himself planned on joining in. Pay close attention to the black dudes expression at the 30 second mark. He don't look too comfortable!

Not In My Pooper

Tue, 27 May 2008 15:56:17 -0700
Initially she makes it pretty clear that she doesn't want anything in her ass. But our hero Johnny Cock Rocket uses the powers of persuasion and before you know it he's making sweet love to her festering cornhole. Not exactly fap worthy but if you're like me you'll fap anyway.

Girl Tricked Into Doing Anal

Mon, 26 May 2008 09:10:00 -0700
It's Mardi Gras and this little slut has drawn in a crowd of horny men who want to stick a dildo in her ass. She agrees to it and bends over, but what ends up in her ass isn't the dildo!

Unwanted Public Facials

Sun, 25 May 2008 08:42:51 -0700
Either these woman are the worst actresses ever... or getting publicly cummed on is a common occurence in Japan and they're all just used to it. I'm going with option number 2.

Drunk & Depressed

Sat, 24 May 2008 02:01:13 -0700
This girl just got dumped by her boyfriend. She's pretty upset about it so she confides in her two black friends and believe me - these boys know just how to cheer her up!

Get That Out Of Me

Fri, 23 May 2008 02:49:51 -0700
This dude tries to stick a water bottle up his white girlfriends pussy but if you listen closely you can hear that she aint enjoying it too much.

Injured While Fucking

Thu, 22 May 2008 05:28:38 -0700
Fuck, she's gonna need a nose job now. I wonder if workmans comp will cover it. Oh wait, pornstars don't have that. Whoredom is a tough business!

Heart Shaped Vagina

Wed, 21 May 2008 07:22:36 -0700
Actually it looks more like a broken heart. I wonder what her asshole resembles. I'm guessing Jesus.

He Cums In 5 Seconds Flat

Tue, 20 May 2008 03:03:44 -0700
His girlfriend doesn't sound too happy about his poor performance between her legs. They have anesthetic creams that work wonders for premature ejaculation. I'd say buy some.

It Wont Go Any Deeper

Mon, 19 May 2008 04:30:48 -0700
Alright so last night I was on that Ask Alice site or some shit and it says the average vagina is only 6 inches deep. So I'm dying to know how the fuck does this guy fit a 2 foot balloon in his wifes pussy?

Light Bulb Pussy

Sat, 17 May 2008 23:51:19 -0700
This is probably the most dangerous insertion I've seen yet. If her pussy was just a bit tighter, the pressure would've caused the bulb to shatter and the glass would've shredded her vagina to shit. Yikes!

Disgusting Anal Bead Accident

Fri, 16 May 2008 20:29:42 -0700
Ok here is what we have: 1 drunken frat boy, a set of anal beads and a spring break slut who really needs to shit. I want you to guess what happens when the guy decides to use his teeth to remove the anal beads from her ass. He has a souveniur splattered all over his shirt =)

Heart Attack Orgasm

Thu, 15 May 2008 13:01:27 -0700
When I lost my virginity 2 weeks ago my orgasm sounded very similair to this.

Kicked While Masturbating

Tue, 13 May 2008 19:10:02 -0700
This woman comes up with the genius idea to masturbate under a horse. But the horse isn't cool with that so it kicks her in the back and tells her to GTFO.

Sex With A Cannibal

Mon, 12 May 2008 16:37:44 -0700
That's right, this chick flies to Africa and fucks a member of a cannibalistic tribe. Fake? Probably, although those AK-47's look relatively real. The amount of effort the Japanese put into their pornos never fails to amaze me. See more videos like this HERE and HERE.

Deaf Girl Wants To Be A Pornstar

Sat, 10 May 2008 19:55:04 -0700
Looks like Savvanah Jane has some competition! What next... blind pornstars? Anyway, if you wanna see the full version of this deaf chick getting fucked, then click here. It's pretty fucked up...

Fucked Up Gameshow 7

Fri, 09 May 2008 19:44:21 -0700
Anyone wanna team up with me to do our very own fucked up gameshow? All I need is Russian hookers and about two dozen piranha.

Hotdog Down A Hallway

Thu, 08 May 2008 17:11:44 -0700
There's enough room in there for my penis, your penis and 3 black men's penises. Definitely not my favorite combination but hey, it fits.

How To Eat Pussy

Tue, 06 May 2008 22:40:03 -0700
Fuck, I remember downloading this video off of Napster back in 1999. It taught me the pussy eating skills that I have today and is directly responsible for dozens of sexually satisfied BBW's worldwide.

Porn Slut Is Fed Up

Mon, 05 May 2008 19:11:29 -0700
They should use super soakers to deliver the cumshots instead. You could hit a slut right between the eyes from a good 15 feet away.

It Wont Fit

Sun, 04 May 2008 16:56:42 -0700
No matter how hard he tries, his cock just wont fit in her ass. Just do what I do, use full force and if you hear a shriek then you know you're in.

22 Year Old Loses His Virginity

Sat, 03 May 2008 14:48:51 -0700
He's 22 and still a virgin so his father put all his pennies together and bought his son a hooker for his birthday... a present weighing in at 200 pounds.

Free Blowjobs At Rap Concert

Fri, 02 May 2008 12:16:52 -0700
I'm afraid it would take a lot more than a free blowjob to get me to sit through that shitty ass concert. I'm talkin ass 2 mouth at the very least.

Porno Noob

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:43:35 -0700
This emo dude is gearing up for his very first porno shoot. He has the uncommon privilege of actually getting to choose which slut he wants to fuck. It ends with him getting poop on his dick. Nice!

The Result Of A Real Orgasm

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:51:08 -0700
Check this out. Her whole body trembles. So if this is something you want to make your girlfriend or mom do, just watch this video and learn how.

Drunk Slut Taken Advantage Of

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:36:48 -0700
Yeah this is a respost but this version is 3 times longer and better quality. She looks like she did a line of coke and downed a bottle of JD. These cocks will sober her up though.

Crackwhore Clit Piercing

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 20:57:24 -0700
This strung out crackwhore tries to spice up her cooter with a little clit piercing. This was posted along time ago on eFukt, this version is in Flash and a bit longer.

Bro Your Dick Is Broken

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:54:39 -0700
That's a pretty cool magic trick. I would imagine pissing isn't very fun though, probablly soils his pants every time he makes a trip to the bathroom.

Scalpel In Her Pussy

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:17:42 -0700
One wrong move and he'll end up cutting her vagina off. I wonder what kind of dangerous objects he sticks into her asshole?

She Loves Big Black Cocks

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:34:02 -0700
He tries to get her to say "you worship black cock" but she doesn't comply... so he thrusts even harder which leads to her having orgasmic spasms in a retard-like manner. Lovin it.

She Hates Big Black Cocks

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:45:40 -0700
This Asian isn't exactly a fan of 12 inch penises, but with a genuine lack of concern for her well being and a little bit of lubricant, his cock manages to fulfill its duty.

Orgasm Morphs Woman Into Beast

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:09:51 -0700
That man is lucky to be alive. She damn near bit his head off. I'll bet you anything she's related to this lady.

Ass Fucked By A Trailer Hitch

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 04:52:23 -0700
While watching this I found myself constantly distracted by the symmetry of her vagina. It's kinda big but symmetrical as fuck.

How To Make A Girl Cum

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 08:02:23 -0700
If your penis is insufficient, watch this video and learn how to give a girl an orgasm so big that she'll giiggle like school girl and love you forever. This would be quite a change for me, most girls just spit in my face after sex. They just can't seem to appreciate ass 2 mouth.

Monster Gape

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:27:01 -0700
I didn't know assholes were capable of opening that wide. She must shit bricks.

Girls Should Never Go To This Club

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:48:41 -0700
I wonder how much these male dancers make. Getting paid to strip girls naked sounds like the job I was born for.

The Troubles Of Making Porn

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:46:35 -0700
Apparently getting your dick hard for a hot pornstar isn't as easy as you'd think. I'd probably blow my load before even getting my cock out of my pants.

Goth Girl Gets Pierced

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:10:57 -0700
Genital piercings score you big points in the goth community. So does sucking my cock. Now get a haircut and get to work.

She Shits Herself As She Orgasms

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:51:33 -0700
When a woman has an orgasm, sometimes she loses control of her bowels and she shits herself. But I wouldn't worry, most of you couldn't give a girl an orgasm if your life depended on it. Unless you have mad penis skillz like this guy.

Vagina Workshop

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:48:47 -0700
She made a shocking discovery: Her pussy lips look like those funny things that dangle from a chicken's neck. So we got tuna and chicken. Yum, I love surf and turf.

Triple Amputee

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:51:12 -0700
As long as she can still wipe her own ass and masturbate, there is reason to live.

Overdose Of Sex

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:00:19 -0700
This girl completely loses it after being fucked by a few guys. Hmmm... I never thought a 3 inch penis could do this much damage.

Get The Fuck Off My Car

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:54:05 -0700
Hey guy... you're gonna need to take your vehicle to the car wash. It's got grandma pussy juice all over it now.

Making Porno Is Fun

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:14:47 -0700
These silly gooses take a short break from fucking and sucking to have a little lulz on set, because even pornstars need to have lulz every now and then.

Saw 5: The Porno

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:27:01 -0700
oh yes, there will be blood... and some blowjobs motherfucker!

Frosty Fuck

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:58:26 -0700
After you finish sucking Frosty off, I know some reindeer that could use a little TLC. Rudolph really needs to relieve some tension.

Her Load Is Bigger Than Mine

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:44:13 -0700
It's probably not really female ejaculate. I bet it's actually puss being drained from her infected vagina.. She probally has internal herpes lolz.

Anal Intruder

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:10:14 -0700
Her asshole is ambushed by a giant cock but she manages to evade the intruder. Her anal virginity is safe for now... until the camerman can come up with another $100.

Drunk Slut Gets Pwned

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:48:05 -0700
Shit dawg! Consuelo got knocked unconscious in the shower, now it's Hectors chance to tap that ass!

Tales Of Pussy Waxing

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:59:31 -0700
That one girl didn't even have much hair on her pussy to begin with. I wanna before and afters of a chick with a huge bush getting her twat waxed.

He Loves White Pussy

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:16:51 -0700
Jerome loses control of himself as he releases his sloppy goo nuts inside of a white woman. Hopefully her husband doesn't find out or he'll be screaming a lot harder than that.

Your Vagina Is Leaking

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:26:58 -0700
The cameraman is right. It does look like cottage cheese. I think I'm gonna puke.

You Beautiful Bitch

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:50:27 -0700
There is a new threat out there to hookers worldwide. It isn't HIV or the police, it's a dirty old man named Douglas who has made an art form out of verbally degrading prostitutes lol.

Remote Control Fuck

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:38:31 -0700
Does your girlfriends vagina smell so bad that you don't even wanna fuck her? Probably, so buy her one of these and let the power wheels do the dirty work!

Girl Gets Publicly Jizzed On

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 07:01:18 -0800
You always gotta be wary of those naked, middle aged men who like to prance about in red face paint. Snapping a few myspace photos with the aforementioned homosexual may seem tempting, but it's important you understand the risks involved. Watch and learn.

Impaled By Giant Dildo

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:37:24 -0700
Look at how tightly her pussy clings to that dildo. I bet you anything that if she retracted really fast her vagina would prolapse. Yikes!!!!!

Pussy Plower

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:22:12 -0700
You gotta be fucking kidding me. Even in cartoons the Japanese have to pixelate the genitalia? LOLOL!

Skeletor Porn

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:00:53 -0700
For some reason people frown upon this. Fat people porn is perfectly fine but if a skeletor spreads her legs for the camera it causes an outrage. Shit fuck.

Creamy Vagina

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:03:52 -0700
Look, her pussy is oozing all over his cock. I bet you'd love to lick up that pussy juice you dirty fuck.

Jello Pussy

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:51:56 -0700
If it comes in blue raspberry flavor I'm going to Smart & Final and buying in bulk. Yummm.

BOOM! Your Ass Is Busted!

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:05:16 -0800
What happens when you put a huge cock and a tiny asshole together and shake it up a whole bunch? Prolapsicus maximus, that's what. I never finished med school but it's my professional suggestion that she pick up a pack of band-aids on the way home.

Hot Chick Born With 2 Vaginas!

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:18:10 -0700
Holy shit! I've never seen anything like this before. This girl just might be my future wife. SO HOTTTT.

Pornstar Yells At Dildo Baggins

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:21:56 -0700
This pornstar expresses some pain while having a sexual encounter with a long haired girly man. I'm not sure what exactly hurt her but it sure as fuck wasn't his 3 inch Irish cock lolz

Girlfriend Feels Like A Whore

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:25:47 -0700
I think she should stop worrying about her social status and focus more on getting some fiber into her diet. Those hemroids are erection killers.

Voyeurist Films Something Awful

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:08:57 -0700
Woops she forgot to wipe! I feel bad for the sorry fuck that tossed her salad that night!

Sex & Conversation

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 07:18:34 -0700
Shaniqua Jones is cheating on her boyfriend with a guy who very much enjoys pounding her stank pussy as he chit chats with her about daily life.

Fucked Up Gameshow 6

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:18:27 -0700
She got off easy. Normally the piggies go straight for the poon - as you can clearly see in these other fine Japanense videos: ROUND 1 ROUND 2 and ROUND 3.

Arguing During Porno Shoot

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 16:41:21 -0700
Correction: Your face is not beautiful. If it were beautiful you wouldn't be concealing it with a retarded halloween mask you dirty fucking skank.

Cameraman Films Couple Fucking

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:33:45 -0700
If you look closely in the beginning you can see that even the neighbors were trying to get a peek haha.

Grandma Hasn't Fucked In 15 Years

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 19:05:27 -0700
After a cockless decade of lonely nights, Granny is back in action. She's a wee bit senile (The Exorcist comes to mind), but lucky for Billy her pole-riding skills haven't withered quite as badly as the rest of her. She can actually recite your name in a dozen different frequencies as she works the cock. Pretty impressive for a senior citizen.

Horny Couple Couldnt Wait

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 05:03:19 -0700
Luckily he's a premature ejaculator, otherwise a line would've started to form for who gets to fuck that slut next.

Fuck The Shit Out Of Me

Sat, 30 May 2009 22:41:10 -0700
Ask, and ye shall recieve. I learned that in bible club

Strip Searched By Secuity Guard

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:40:35 -0800
A woman suspected of shoplifting is strip searched in an office. Better bust out the flashlight and check inside her vagina!

Insecure Slut Tries Anal

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:38:05 -0800
This housewife expresses concern about shit getting on her husbands cock as they try anal for the 1st time. I wouldn't worry much, ATM solves everything.

Beefy Pussy

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:34:11 -0800
There's enough meat on that vagina to feed a village of Ethiopians. Now I'm hungry. BRB going to Arby's.

Girl Gives Birth To 14 Inch Dildo

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:59:18 -0800
This girl shits a massive dildo out of her pussy with no effort at all. If I keep posting shit like this people are gonna think I have a fetish for loose pussy haha.

Mom Interrupts Fuck Session

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:09:14 -0800
Some parents that were supposed to be gone for the weekend came home early only to discover that their office is being used for an amateur porn shoot!

The Conesquences Of Being A Slut

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 10:40:44 -0800
The medical bills for stitching up a busted asshole probally outweigh whatever she was paid to be in this porn. I guess being a slut isn't always profitable! She doesn't even notice the prolapse happen lol.

Record Breaking Dildo Fuck

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:33:13 -0800
If that dildo went any deeper it would split her in half. If she ever decides to have quadruplets she'll be well prepared.

Orgasm Interrupted By Phone Call

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:47:50 -0800
Here's another video with that one slut who has orgasmic convulsions everytime something big and black is stuck between her legs.

Call Me Daddy Dick!

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:59:22 -0800
More like crooked dick! But I won't hate. If my dick was 10 inches big + slightly deformed I'd probally be a much happier person. See more HERE and HERE.

Spring Break Slut Gets Angry

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:31:34 -0800
Look at her go, sucking every cock in sight! But when one of the boys grabs on her titties, she turns into a raging ginger whore. She wants to bite his cock off.

Weird Way To Clean The Pussy

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:39:35 -0800
She must be some sort of neo hippy slut trying to conserve toilet paper. I'm scared to think of how she cleans herself after taking a fat shit lololol

Stripper Attacked By Granny

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:17:39 -0800
I was considering being a stripper once but after realizing my clientele would consist of 300 pound senior citizens, I sought employment elsewhere.

Let Loose

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:27:41 -0800
Those pussy lips are really something. You could cut em off and serve them up in a roast beef sandwhich. No one would ever know the difference lololol.

Close The Fucking Door

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:54:06 -0800
Bruno just couldn't resist having a peek inside. I would've aimed my cumshot in his direction for interrupting my fuck session. Bad Bruno.

Oh My God

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:08:16 -0800
This marks the return of the emotional orgasm slut, my personal favorite. Nothing excites me more than watchin that black sausage destroy her ivory cooter.

The Dangers Of Beastiality

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:07:37 -0700
I've added a longer and better quality version of this. Also, it was brought to my attention that one of the performers in this video has passed away. While my insticts tells me death by horse cock, the encyclopedia of beastiality suggests otherwise.

Tree Fuck LOL

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 21:01:50 -0800
Damn. That tree has a big cock.

She Looks Really Bored

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:54:17 -0800
Probally cause his penis is only 2 inches. His red booty shorts suit his homosexuality perfectly.

Public Pissing Gone Wrong

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:44:13 -0800
There's this faggoty fetish for girls pissing in public. This geezer takes offense to the concept. Would've been funnier if she was shitting. Much funnier.

Party Chick Gets Groped

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:38:51 -0800
She doesn't mind if they grab her ass. She probally wouldn't mind if I stuck my 23 inch cock in her either. You guys can have sloppy seconds. Unless you're black.

Legless Fuck

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:36:28 -0800
Legs? Who needs legs? All this fat piece of shit needs is a vaginal opening. Her belly button would probally suffice.

STFU AND FUCK

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:15:37 -0800
Hearing this bitch complain is quite the erection killer. I had an easier time keeping my dick hard while watchin the MUTANT VAGINA video.

Molested By Black Strippers 2

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:23:08 -0800
It would take a lot more than a dollar tip to get me to bury my face between the legs of one of those nasty skanks.

That Looks Infected

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:00:15 -0800
She didn't use a pussy pump. This is a real vagina infection. Take a close look people. I'm going to pop it with a needle.

Fighting While Fucking

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 23:19:49 -0800
I got the translation on this. They're fighting because she refuses to wash her pussy. He says the smell makes him want to puke haha.

Amputee Sextape

Sat, 02 Feb 2008 22:13:15 -0800
It could be worse, she could've lost both arms. Wait a minute, no arms = total submission. Someone find me a double amputee plz.

Molested By The Crowd

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:22:47 -0800
A titty pops out and before you know it Hector & his 8 cousins are all copping a feel. This chick nearly socks one of them in the face!

Oops Wrong Hole

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:35:38 -0800
Pee Wee needs to bring a flashlight next time so that he can better navigate the path to her vagina.

Naked White Crackwhore

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 22:39:17 -0800
Her obnoxious voice only accentuates my desire to anally penetrate, no lubricant of course.

Anal Bleaching

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 18:25:58 -0700
Elect me as president and I'll sign legislation making this procedure mandatory for all women 18 and up. If you're a champion salad tosser like myself, then you're probably familiar with the dangers of surfing the brown eye. Sometimes you get a dark one and it's just too damn difficult to distinguish whether her cornhole has been adequately cleaned or not. Test your luck and you end up with a mouthful of fecal residue. Fuck that shit. Deven 2012.

Elephant Sex Rampage

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:06:10 -0800
I don't know whats more pathetic, the computer nerds that made this or the douche bags that jackoff to it. See more videos like this on Demonic3D.com

Subway Hooker

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 19:59:02 -0800
A drunken hooker riding the subway in Berlin spreads her legs for everyone onboard.

Hurry Up It Hurts!

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 18:35:59 -0800
If you rush him, he's just gonna pump harder and faster. When a guy is making sweet love to your cornhole you gotta let him take his time!

Huge Titted Dwarf

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:34:59 -0800
I've heard midgets have extremely tight pussies. I've also seen a midget fuck an elephant cock. I don't know what to believe anymore.

No Fingers Allowed!

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:39:44 -0800
This bitch doesn't like any fingers in her asshole. Only cocks. That's fine with me, I wouldn't want my hands smelling like shit anyway.

Cumshot Chaser

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:16:01 -0800
The taste of cum makes her wanna puke, so she uses orange juice as a chaser. Hey at least she swallows. You know you'd hit it.

Deformed Penis

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:51:47 -0800
I've seen some fucked up genitalia in my day but nothing like this. His cock forms a backwards letter C. I bet all the girls love riding that thing!

He Hates Hookers

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 16:25:25 -0700
Anally penetrating a Ukrainian hooker while watching Mrs. Doubtfire has been on my to-do list for ages, but it looks like this crazy motherfucker beat me to it. Oh well, I'll still always be the 1st person ever to receive a blumpkin whilst playing Command & Conquer: Tiberian Dawn. Wasn't easy.

Hemroid Ass Fuck

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 04:43:11 -0800
Dear white trash whore, please consider adding some fiber to your daily diet. Chronic constipation has destroyed your asshole and it's killing my boner.

Naked Black Crackwhore

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:08:18 -0800
I can smell the AIDS from here. I like how the police hesitated to arrest her. I wonder why haha.

Keep Eating It!

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:34:40 -0800
Ugly amateur slut has her pussy eaten out for the first time & has some insane orgasms. I wonder how she acts when she has her salad tossed?

Dont Fuck When Drunk

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:44:05 -0800
A drunk couple falls out of a hot tub as they're fucking but that doesn't slow em down one bit!

Watchin Mom Flash Her Tits

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:33:53 -0800
Hey lady - next time you're gonna let a bunch of honry drunk men grope your stank pussy, try to make sure your family isn't around!

8 Ball Corner Pocket

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:44:42 -0800
Easy shot. Back up 4 feet and do the same trick with your asshole and then maybe I'd be a little impressed, slut.

Dont Film Me Fucking

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:07:28 -0800
This guy isn't too happy after he finds out he's been videotaped fucking a hooker!

Caught Pissing Outdoors

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:52:33 -0800
Not only does the voyeurist catch her pissing, but also putting a tampon into her pussy. Score!

Monster Dildo

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:45:35 -0800
She's a top competitor in the Loosest Pussy Challenge. I'd put my money on this girl though.

Punched In The Pussy

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:15:27 -0800
This dude gets in a fight with his girlfriend & socks her right in the twat. She won't be spreading her legs open for any other guys for quite awhile.

Gaping Girlfriend

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:42:20 -0800
I'd say there's room for 2... maybe even 3 or 4. I bet her asshole opens up wider than her pussy.

Pervert Caught In The Act

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 20:45:04 -0800
This dude snuck into a womans bathroom to film some Japanese sluts going pee. He needs to work on his ninja skills, he gets caught right off the bat.

Pornstar Cries Her Eyes Out

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 04:14:44 -0800
Does anyone have any info on this chick? I googled around but I can't find shit. Email me if you know anything!

Huge Pussy Lips 2

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:18:30 -0800
She spreads her tender meat flap farther apart than anyone else in world.

Impaled By 2 Foot Cock

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 00:58:30 -0800
I wonder what would've happened if she slipped down and took in all 2 feet of that cock. All her organs would be fucked, literally.

Stinky Cock Makes Her Puke

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 04:30:18 -0800
This is fucking hilarious! His cock smells and tastes so bad that it causes this pregnant slut to puke! I'm sure her twat tastes no better!

Hooker Is Dying For Crack

Sun, 30 Dec 2007 18:29:26 -0800
Wanna see real AIDS infested crackwhores just like this one get fucked bareback? CLICK HERE!

Moth Pussy

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:54:44 -0800
How exactly do you talk your girlfriend into letting you put a moth inside her pussy? Dying to know...

Minute Man

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 14:40:26 -0800
More like 15 second man. I miss the days of being able to blow my load that quick. After years of looking at sick porn, I'm lucky to even get it up.

Vagina Weight Lifting 2

Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:25:21 -0800
I'd like to see her pull a small car with those meat curtains. That would actually impress me.

The Looser The Better

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 15:04:42 -0800
She's gonna have to be a certified whore with an extra loose cunt if you wanna get your foot up in her pussy like this dude. I know, I've tried.

Cell Phone Pussy

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 13:38:20 -0800
Dude sticks his cell phone up his girlfriends dirty twat. Now it's gonna smell like tuna for weeks.

Hippy Concert Fuck

Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:46:37 -0800
2 hippies fuck on a stage hoping people will pay attention to their message about saving nature.

Get Your Fist Out Of My Pussy

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:26:10 -0700
Hmmmm. He seems to misinterpret the word "NO" for "harder, faster and rougher plz. Pay no attention to these tears of pain". It's okay, I have the exact same problem. More discomfortable fisting HERE.

Asian Hobo Sex 2

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:52:14 -0800
This 70 year old bum gets better looking sluts than you do. He's still able to get his cock up too.

Shopping With A Butt Plug

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:14:35 -0800
I'm surprised she walked so smoothly. Big dildos up the ass tend to disrupt your motor skills.

Asian Hobo Sex

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 17:03:05 -0800
Hobo sex has been captured in Russia, America and now Japan. I welcome this change of scenery with open arms and a massive erection. Yusss.

No It Hurts!

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 16:46:37 -0800
She could probally fit a watermelon up her ass easy, I really doubt 2 fingers hurts all that bad.

Fucked Up Gameshow 5

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 13:59:50 -0800
Eventually one of those pigs are gonna bite off someone's clit and then these Japs will really have something to cry about.

Beer Pussy

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:34:05 -0800
She should try doing that with Vodka. Might burn a little though if she spills onto her pussy!

Assisted Entry 4

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:38:32 -0800
The guy straight up jacks himself inside of her. He has no reguard for her rectum whatsoever!

Glass Cup In Her Loose Cunt

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:35:34 -0800
Vaginas make great dishwashers. I wonder how she would feel about me depositing forks, spoons & knives into her loose pussy as well =)

Caught Fucking In Bathroom

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 08:52:25 -0800
A peeping tom uses his cell phone to catch a couple fucking in a dirty public bathroom.

Squirt On Me!

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:27:58 -0800
I don't know exactly what she's squirting out of her pussy but the man on the receiving end is loving it.

Intense Orgasm

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 08:36:57 -0800
Listen to this dude go. Judging by his scream I'd guess someone stuck a cactus up his ass.

Busted Ass

Sat, 08 Dec 2007 06:35:56 -0800
Too much anal for this girl. She's gonna need to go to the doctors and have that shit stitched up.

Best Sex Position Ever

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:09:43 -0800
This is an ideal position if you wanna penetrate a girl anally. Put every inch to use!

Japanese Sharking

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 05:35:40 -0800
Nothing gets my dick hard like a little pseudo sexual assault. I prefer the Euro version though.

Huge Pussy Lips

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:01:08 -0800
She's got an amazingly huge cunt. It's almost big enough to accommodate my 2 foot penis but not quite. Shucks!

Loosening Up The Wife

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 20:51:40 -0800
This dude uses his big dick to loosen up his wife's dirty asshole. Now she's ready for my fist haaaah.

Blow Fish

Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:28:58 -0800
I'd like to watch this faggot try to throat fuck a barracuda. Hopefully his parents will see this.

Fucked Up Gameshow 4

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 08:33:19 -0800
I'm dying to know to if they jack off to this shit in Japan or if it's just for laughs. Ah what the fuck am I asking, they jack off to woman eating shit. Of course they jack off to this. It's okay, I do too.

Horny Swamp Monster 2

Sat, 01 Dec 2007 07:10:32 -0800
The swamp monster is back... still using muddy water as lubricant for when he fucks his whores.

Screaming Butt Fuck

Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:50:26 -0800
Asian slut screams as she gets ass fucked with no lube. Okay enough with the anal videos now.

Goatse Girl

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:57:32 -0800
This chick and the original Goatse guy should get a double sided dildo and fuck each others asses.

Passed Out Wife Gets Anal

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:44:03 -0800
Not only is his wife ugly as fuck, but he has to practically date rape her just to get laid. How sad.

Pink Panther Does Anal

Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:17:01 -0800
This made me wanna puke. Her asshole looks like it has teeth. Actually, her pussy looks even worse.

Wife Loves Being Ass Fisted

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 18:28:47 -0800
This dude is on a mission to make his wife's ass as loose as humanly possible. I'd say it's working.

Fucked Up Gameshow 3

Sat, 24 Nov 2007 16:43:55 -0800
Eels, frongs, snakes - this contestant is subjected to it all. Amazingly no eels swam up into her cunt.

2 Feet Up The Cunt

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 15:20:54 -0800
He stimulates her G spot with his fucking toes. Hopefully he keeps his nails cut short!

Sexy Gnome

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 15:44:06 -0800
What do you think? Would you fuck her? It's a tough call but I'm leaning towards yes right now.

Mongloid Gets Some Pussy

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:30:19 -0800
A retarded freak finally loses his virginity to some skanky blonde. It's eighties porn at it's finest lol.

Sex With A Tribesman

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:03:35 -0800
This Asian chick travels long and far to get away from the small-dicked men of her homeland.

Amputee Erotica 2

Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:50:57 -0800
It's been a life long ambition of mine to fuck a hot amputee. Someone point me in the right direction.

Cheeseburger Pussy

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:40:39 -0800
More of hamburger pussy really... I didn't see any cheese. Fuck, watching this made me all hungry.

Fisting While On Her Period

Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:58:11 -0800
Not even being on the rag is enough to keep this skanks pussy closed for buisness. Probally fake.

Pervert Hides In A Bathroom

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:38:11 -0800
This dude went to the local college and hid in the girls bathroom to spy on chicks while they piss.

Octocock

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:09:11 -0800
He's got 8 cocks and he wants each one of em sucked dry. Now find me a girl with 8 pussies.

Amputee Erotica

Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:37:17 -0800
I'd hit & so would you. Don't lie. Those one legged sluts make your little cock throb with desire.

Pornstar Hates Fisting

Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:02:16 -0800
Check out the Arby's Beef N' Cheddar between those legs! Can I get that in a to-go bag? See the full fuckin thing on FACIAL ABUSE!

Anal Deflowering Gets Messy

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:23:50 -0800
Eh. It could've been worse. At least he didn't get a bunch of shit on his dick like THIS DUDE!

Stay Away From Older Woman

Wed, 07 Nov 2007 04:12:30 -0800
Cause they're not very good at cleaning their assholes... as this video clearly depicts. EWWWW!

Sex With A Geo Metro

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:19:04 -0800
A damn fine car if I ever saw one. At 45 mpg, who the fuck needs a Prius? The real selling point here isn't the fuel efficiency though. It's the penis-like stick shift. Just fast forward to the 2.35 minute mark and see what kind of anal penetration this vehicle is capable of. It's also got 55 HP stock but if you really wanna be a baller - throw in a twin turbo and some neon lights. And ALWAYS valet that shit.

3 Cocks In 1 Pussy

Mon, 05 Nov 2007 18:09:31 -0800
Three dudes put their cocks together to form the ultra magnus super penis. Looks kinda gay to me.

Fucked Up Gameshow 2

Sun, 04 Nov 2007 14:20:33 -0800
That's no punishment, she loves it. You can all try this at home. Just get some peanut butter. JK!

Whale Vagina

Sat, 03 Nov 2007 02:04:36 -0700
Have you guys ever seen that old horror movie The Blob? Her pussy is going to eat you alive lolz.

She'll Never Do Porn Again 4

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 17:02:45 -0700
She doesn't seem to enjoy being ass fucked! See the full video of her crying from anal sex HERE.

Insertion Destroys Her Ass

Wed, 31 Oct 2007 00:27:32 -0700
This vegetable turns her asshole into a battle wound upon it's exit. She's gonna need diapers!

Molested By Black Strippers

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 03:28:08 -0700
I know how much you all love huge sweaty black cocks... I think you're really gonna enjoy this.

Southern Slut Loves Butt Sex

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 22:01:42 -0700
And her husband definitely loves giving it to her. Unfortunately the dialogue is a total boner killer.

Emotional Orgasm 3

Sat, 27 Oct 2007 07:18:36 -0700
This dude fucks his girlfriend so hard she screams loud enough to wake up the whole neighborhood.

She Doesnt Wanna Fuck

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 06:29:38 -0700
This dirty Arab hooker changes her mind about fucking on film. I hope he got a fuckin refund.

Fucked Up Gameshow

Thu, 25 Oct 2007 23:49:59 -0700
Stripped naked, doused with honey and thrown into a pen full of pigs = best gameshow ever!

She Hates Bukkake

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:07:40 -0700
This little Jap slut lost a wrestling match & for her punishment she's turned into a cum dumpster!

Pussy Toilet

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 21:55:04 -0700
He needed to piss really bad and the bathroom line was just too long, so he makes his own toilet!

Caught Masturbating 3

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:55:47 -0700
Some dude spies on a chick playing with her twat. See more voyeur videos like this HERE and HERE.

Fucking While Driving

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 21:54:37 -0700
This dude spices up his road trip by fucking his girlfriend as he drives along the freeway!

Messy Anal

Sat, 20 Oct 2007 23:30:01 -0700
This dude gets shit in his pee hole because he sticked his cock in a slut's ass without a condom.

Blowjob Gameshow

Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:07:18 -0700
Dozens of Japs compete in a contest where whoever makes the man cum the fastest wins.

Sex Near A Deadly Lion

Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:47:49 -0700
This crazy Japanese couple has some sucky fucky in front of a hungry lion. An instant eFukt classic!

Flexible Fuck

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:46:01 -0700
This chick literally bends over backwards for cock. Imagine ass fucking her while she does the splits!

Shakey Pussy

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 18:53:48 -0700
Eating her out would be easy.. just stick out your tongue & let her trembling cunt do all the work!

It Will Eat You Alive

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 15:48:38 -0700
Her pussy will suck you in and then spit you right back out. Her vagina juice is probally like acid.

Anal Art 2

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 21:54:40 -0700
In the 1st one I said I was surprised no shit came out. Well, this time shit does come out :P

Vagina Weight Lifting

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:00:48 -0700
This dirty old hag uses her pussy to lift weights. I could probally fit my head in that loose cunt.

She Nearly Dies While Cumming

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:02:57 -0700
This stupid chick wanted to try orgasming while being suffocated. He should've just let her choke..

She Can Eat Herself Out

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:37:24 -0700
Fuck I wish I could do this. Then I wouldn't have to keep paying my neighbor to suck me off.

First Time Anal

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:05:03 -0700
This is a repost, except it's twice as long and much better quality. I got a dozen emails from people wanting to see the whole thing, so here it is. Fap away.

Sweet Potato Pussy

Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:17:01 -0700
This whore gets fucked with a huge dirty sweet potato. I bet it doesn't taste that sweet anymore!

Assisted Entry 3

Sat, 06 Oct 2007 13:56:49 -0700
This time around the guy literally jacks himself off inside her asshole. Gotta love those sounds!

Assisted Entry 2

Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:40:38 -0700
I've seen this done on a pussy before but never an asshole. She'll be in the prolapse section soon!

Pussy Kicking

Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:05:58 -0700
Reminds me of pussy punching. If I was the one kicking, my whole foot would end up in her twat.

Billy Fucks His Cousin

Wed, 20 May 2009 10:55:22 -0700
Sorry Billy, incest porn is only hot when it involves decent looking family members. Cannot fap.

The Prolapse Dance

Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:53:16 -0700
Fuck, I wish my girlfriend could do that. I bet she has a hard time wiping her ass after taking a shit.

She'll Never Do Porn Again 2

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:06:44 -0700
If you want to see this little illegal immigrant slut cry a river, then check out the FULL VERSION.

Cumshot Crossfire

Sat, 29 Sep 2007 08:27:14 -0700
It's cumshot time but one of the guys misses her face and hits some other guy's hand instead!

Sex On The Rag

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:15:30 -0700
If the sex alone doesn't gross you out, watch till the end where she sucks the blood off his cock.

Extreme Public Sex

Thu, 27 Sep 2007 06:29:17 -0700
I love how nobody even notices them having sex. Fucking on sidewalks must be common in Japan.

Stinky Pussy Makes Him Puke

Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:28:08 -0700
The bangbus crew picked up a real skank this time. Her twat was so stinky 1 of the guys pukes!

Too Tired To Fuck

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:22:02 -0700
This drunk Russian chick just wants to get some sleep but her horny boyfriend rather fuck instead.

Mutant Vagina

Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:41:28 -0700
This pussy will give you nightmares. It reminds of THIS VIDEO, except her pussy is actually real.

Coconut Cunt

Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:18:49 -0700
This chick tears up her pussy with a big coconut. Pretty soon she'll be sticking basketballs up there.

Dont Cum Inside Me

Fri, 21 Sep 2007 18:59:36 -0700
Hopefully this gutter slut can round up enough cash from sucking cock to afford an abortion!

Black Stripper Party

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:20:37 -0700
A fat black girl flops around as she gets straddled by a male stripper. Look at that whale go! LOL

Eat My Moms Pussy!

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:37:18 -0700
Nina forces her best friend to eat out her own mom. That is some nasty menopausal pussy.

Smack My Bitch Up

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:21:18 -0700
A hooker gets slapped around as she sucks cock. Something tells me she's used to this treatment.

Pussy Balloon 2

Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:06:36 -0700
She must be practicing for giving birth... I'd say she's ready! See more of the pussy balloon HERE.

Boyfriend Caught Cheating

Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:22:40 -0700
He gets caught fucking a slut so his girlfriend goes apeshit. The FULL VERSION is funny as fuck!

Hired To Fuck A Wife 2

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 15:39:38 -0700
This is one of those clips where the husband gets off while watching his wife fuck a black man...

Loose Pussy Girl Gets Anal

Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:46:04 -0700
She also gets double fisted, but when both your hands are deep in a pussy, it's kinda hard to film.

Motherfucker

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:55:48 -0700
This goofy lookin shithead tag teams his own mom with his dirty old dad. Like father, like son!

Stripped Naked On TV

Sun, 09 Sep 2007 07:56:52 -0700
Apparently this is from some crazy Polish prank show. If anyone has a longer version of this, please please please email me at efukt.admin@gmail.com!

Buried & Throat Fucked

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 06:25:58 -0700
Seriously, they could've taken this soooo much further. I'm surprised they didn't shit on her face.

First Time Brazillian Anal

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:07:14 -0700
He barely gets it in her and she already wants to quit. Her asshole isn't looking too good after that!

She Hates Deep Penetration

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 03:34:20 -0700
I got a bazillion emails requesting the full version of this... so here it is. It's pretty straight forward. The average vagina has a depth of 5 to 6 inches. These limitations are fairly understandable, but Urkel here likes to push it. Real men let no centimeter go to waste.

Cop Groped By Naked Chick

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:36:38 -0700
If there was no one filming, that cop would've whipped out his cock and fucked her right there.

Queen Of Loose Vagina

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:38:08 -0700
Sounds like he's fuckin a jar of mayonnaise. More loose pussy: PART 1, PART 2, PART 3, PART 4

Diseased Pussy

Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:11:45 -0700
Not even a cluster of genital warts can keep this pussy hungry dyke from eating out her friend!

Shower Piss Fun

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 04:47:59 -0700
Amateur video of a guy pissing on his girlfriend in the shower. I wanna see her take it up the butt :P

Stripping In Pizza Restauraunt

Fri, 31 Aug 2007 06:32:13 -0700
I think this girl is might be retarded. Eitherway, she's got nice titties. I'd fuck the stupid out of her!

Spasmodic Orgasmus

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:08:09 -0700
I like to believe this has less to do with his cock and more to do with her vagina. Some girls are just extremely sensitive down there, and I think that even a 3 inch pecker such as my own could produce the same results. Don't pity me for having hope.

Mom Caught Masturbating

Sun, 30 Sep 2007 02:15:24 -0700
Despite getting caught red handed this milf keeps masterbating! Turn your volume up for this one.

Mother & Daughter Sex Prank

Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:21:59 -0700
A mother and daughter are both blind folded and unknowingly paired up on a porn shoot! hahaha

Terrorist Gangbang

Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:12:27 -0700
A bunch of army boys take a female terrorist captive & pound away at her dark Arab cunt hole.

Go Fuck Yourself

Sun, 26 Aug 2007 02:15:05 -0700
This hermaphrodite can literally fuck itself. It has a dick above it's pussy & a pair of inverted balls!

Mexican Butt Fuck

Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:44:31 -0700
Hot Mexican slut gets a little taste from south of the border when this dude gives her ass 2 mouth.

Tequila Pussy Shots

Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:36:52 -0700
She does 2 shots of tequila straight out of a girl's pussy. She can do shots off of my ballsack next :P

Japanese Fear Factor 2

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 23:21:49 -0700
Another dose of extreme Japanese porn, this time with maggots & roaches. Check out PART 1 also.

Goth Orgy 2

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:40:37 -0700
A bunch of goths gather for the ultimate amateur orgy. Click HERE to see some more of this clip.

Loosest Asshole Ever

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:15:31 -0700
This slut is well on her way to prolapse city. There is enough room in there for an elephant cock.

Cowgirls Riding Naked

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 18:37:50 -0700
These girls take the term "riding bareback" literally and attempt to ride horses butt naked.

Anal Attempt On Drunken Slut

Sun, 19 Aug 2007 18:47:46 -0700
He tries to butt fuck a passed out girl but she wakes up. So he just gives her a facial instead.

Slut Mobile

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 17:14:32 -0700
This slut is hogtied and attached to a mobile dildo device and then paraded around the backyard.

Dwarf Sex

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 14:09:11 -0700
That dwarf from Austin Powers has crossed over into porn. He blows his load in 10 seconds flat.

Black Cock Pussy Destroyer

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:41:42 -0700
Another one of those clips where a husband has a black man fuck his wife. The audio is out of sync.

I Want To Fuck Her Ass Next

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:52:30 -0700
This is kinda a repost. There was a lot of requests for the full version of this video, so here it is. Basically some goth kid lends out his girlfriends asshole to his buddies. True friendship. More goth porn HERE.

Devirginized By Screwdriver

Sun, 12 Aug 2007 16:51:08 -0700
The epic tale of Rita and her quest to lose her cherry to the backend of a blue screwdriver.

Oops! My Asshole Fell Out!

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 14:31:52 -0700
Prolaptic standoff between Falcor and Mr. Spaghettios. I love this shit.

Shopping Topless

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:44:41 -0700
Candid camera catches the reactions of shoppers when they cross pathes with a hot naked blonde.

Billy Fucks His Aunt

Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:43:41 -0700
Billy gets blackmailed into fucking his aunt. She uses peanut butter to enhance her pussy's flavor.

Wifey Doesn't Like Anal

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:51:12 -0700
He wanted some anal, he got a little more than he bargained for judging my the shit on his dick.

Sister Loses Her Virginity

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:56:37 -0700
The only virgin left in town takes some desperate measures to lose her cherry. What a nice brother!

Tastes Like Chicken

Mon, 06 Aug 2007 09:05:52 -0700
This woman gets a chicken wing shoved up her asshole. She where the BBQ sauce comes from.

Garden Hose Masterbation

Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:03:07 -0700
I read this is actually dangerous. The pressure can fuck up her reproductive organs. Oh well LOL.

Sleeping Asian Gets Fucked

Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:54:05 -0700
On the off chance this clip is real - how SAD! His dick is so small she doesn't even notice hahaha.

Drunk Russian Sex

Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:00:54 -0700
More drunken sex. No puking this time but the sight of her snatch is pretty nasty. Axe wound.

Anal Sex Disaster

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:27:48 -0700
Things get shitty when a guy sticks his cock in some assholes that aren't as clean as they seem!

Family Fuck 2

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:49:41 -0700
Same chick from the first clip, this time she fucks the dad while the mom watches. FAP FAP FAP!

Painful Pussy Waxing

Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:19:18 -0700
She also gets rid of the hair on her asshole. There is nothing nasteir than chicks with hairy assholes.

Drunken Sex Goes Bad

Sun, 29 Jul 2007 02:28:06 -0700
Getting a chick drunk before you fuck em isn't always a good idea, just ask Mr. Vomit Cock!

Orgasmic Veggie Fuck

Sat, 28 Jul 2007 01:53:15 -0700
That thing got her off better than any man could. It will be a nice addition to her dildo collection.

Crazy Strip Club Sex

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:36:32 -0700
For a dollar you can eat out a stripper's cunt. For 5 more you can fuck her silly. The HIV is free :P

Emotional Orgasm

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 22:23:26 -0700
An intense orgasm leaves this chick paralyzed. The power of the cock is strong with this one.

British Slut Pisses In Public

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:02:17 -0700
She's got small tits but a tight body and a full bladder that she loves to unload in public places.

Wife Encouraged To Cheat

Tue, 24 Jul 2007 03:07:34 -0700
A husband paid some people to make a sextape of his wife getting fucked by a huge black man.

Pornstar Nearly Impales Herself

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 03:58:06 -0800
Mullet girl doesn't seem to realize that a dildo this large is likely to cause internal bleeding. Had it actually penetrated her vagina - she'd go down in medical history as the first gynecology patient to have no need for a speculum.

The Dangers of DP 5

Sat, 21 Jul 2007 02:14:46 -0700
First they swordfight for awhile and then they take turns cumming on eachothers cocks. You love it.

Family Fuck 1

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:13:33 -0700
Eighties porn is the best, anything with incestial themes goes down as a classic in my book.

Cumshot Marathon

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:50:17 -0700
This girl receives over a 100 cumshots in under an hour. Being a slut was her life achievement.

Pussy Juice Prank

Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:25:41 -0700
This hot chick smears her pussy juice all over the face of a passed out dude. A true wet dream.

Russian Hobo Sex 2

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 12:06:11 -0700
I'm not sure if the girl is actually a bum or just a slut. But the guy she fucks looks dirtier than shit.

Horny Tiger

Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:31:39 -0700
A hot model doing a nude photoshoot with a tiger goes wrong when the tiger tries to lick her pussy!

Muscular Dystrophy Porn

Sun, 15 Jul 2007 08:52:42 -0700
They're exploiting the fuck out of him but I don't think he cares. He just wants some of that pussy!

I Wanna Taste My Cunt

Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:09:13 -0700
Same girl, but this time she gets a new flavor... followed by some of the dirtiest anal sex ever!

On Stage Masterbation

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:38:15 -0700
This chick rubs her pussy on a stage in front of an audience. When she squirts the crowd goes wild.

Japan's Fear Factor

Thu, 12 Jul 2007 16:33:22 -0700
All kinds of critters are unloaded into this slut's underwear. Keep the eels away from the pussy!

Russian Hobo Sex

Wed, 11 Jul 2007 13:49:02 -0700
Luckily we're spared any penetration shots, cause that slut likely has the crustiest cunt in the world.

I Wanna Taste My Butthole

Tue, 10 Jul 2007 04:02:18 -0700
Listen closely and watch all the way through. She enjoys the taste of her own asshole. Classic.

Dirty Ass 2 Mouth

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:43:16 -0700
Here's another messy ATM video. This time the girl keeps quiet about it and doesn't complain.

Anal Cellphone

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 04:35:54 -0700
I feel bad for whoever that phone belongs to. Getting rid of that smell is gonna be a real bitch.

Shoe In Pussy

Sat, 07 Jul 2007 04:44:48 -0700
A girl shoves one of her heels into her pussy. It's not the best substitution for a dildo but it works!

Masterbation Lessons

Fri, 06 Jul 2007 00:55:46 -0700
Two girls have a sleepover and one teaches the other how to have an orgasm. Work that clit!

Apple Insertion

Thu, 05 Jul 2007 03:20:34 -0700
This slut sticks an apple up her cunt and ass. An apple a day wont keep the proctologist away!

Random Shit 3

Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:27:27 -0700
Another batch of random ass pictures, everything from spring break flashers to tadpoles in the cunt!

Amputee Lesbian Love

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:03:03 -0700
An amputee fucks a chicks pussy with her hairy gimp leg. She really needs to shave that shit...

Pussy Fingering During Flight

Mon, 02 Jul 2007 13:11:30 -0700
A horny chick with a pierced cunt starts pleasuring herself while on a plain with people all around!

Painful Anal Insertion

Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:37:25 -0700
This chick screams as she gets a big wine bottle shoved up her ass. Her asshole looks destroyed!

Smelly Cock Blowjob

Sat, 30 Jun 2007 07:18:37 -0700
This dude fucks a girl in the ass and then makes her lick the shit off his cock. She says it smells!

Girl Orgasms From Anal Sex

Fri, 29 Jun 2007 23:45:34 -0700
Sexy blonde babe has an orgasm as she gets ass fucked. If only all girls enjoyed anal this much!

Anal Art

Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:03:12 -0700
This big titted chick in fishnets learns how to paint with her asshole. I'm surprised no shit came out.

She Swallows Cum & Goldfish

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:13:12 -0700
She gets a mouthful of cum, followed by 4 baby goldfish. Then she pukes em all back up. Classy!

She Cums Like A Man

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:34:32 -0700
Woah that's a lot of cum! She shoots a bigger load than most men. She can give herself a creampie!

Fishy Vagina

Mon, 25 Jun 2007 05:00:31 -0700
The lesson here is that when masterbating with a fish be sure to use a condom just like dumb slut!

Not In My Eye!

Sun, 24 Jun 2007 22:53:43 -0700
This black slut bitches about getting cum in her eye. He should've shot it in both of her eyes!

Freaky Lookin Cock

Sat, 23 Jun 2007 17:46:11 -0700
Looks like this guy tried to have some fat injected into his dick to get it thicker. Now it's deformed.

New York Car Fuck

Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:05:35 -0700
A couple has sex in the back of a jeep as a friend drives them through the ghettos of New York!

Flasher Causes Car Crash

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:21:07 -0700
A cute chick flashing her tits accidentally distracts a motorist and ends up causing a car crash haha.

Hired To Fuck A Wife

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 00:14:08 -0700
This guy hired a black man to fuck his wife on her birthday. I wonder what he gets her on xmas?

Fucking Huge Anal Dildo

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:07:34 -0700
Even a horse couldn't satisfy this slut. Surprisingly her ass & pussy don't really look all that loose...

Pervert Spying On 2 Drunks

Mon, 18 Jun 2007 19:12:16 -0700
This couple is so drunk they don't even notice that a guy is spying on the girls pussy from behind.

Slut Flashing Her Nasty Ass

Sun, 17 Jun 2007 04:09:57 -0700
They really wanted her to spread her cheeks, I guess they weren't expecting all those hemroids!

Dirty Anal Accident

Sat, 16 Jun 2007 08:08:59 -0700
Here's another disgustingly hilarious anal sex blooper. That dude is gonna get fuckin hepatitis.

Passed Out Facial

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 20:36:05 -0700
Believe it or not he's actually doing her a huge favor. Semen is great for the skin. So the next time you slip your wife a mickey and jizz all over her face, remind her to thank you in the morning.

Gynecologist Imposter

Thu, 14 Jun 2007 07:37:23 -0700
A man poses as a gynecologist to get his hands on some pussy. His hidden camera catches it all!

Football Up The Pussy

Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:29:27 -0700
This skanky chick gives birth to a foam football. Having sex with her ain't gonna be too fun.

Fucked By A Werewolf

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 00:36:38 -0700
A French chick gets attacked in the woods by a horny werewolf who just can't stop cumming.

Can You Hear Me Now

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:00:58 -0700
This cute little slut puts her cell phone on vibrate mode and then sticks it all the way up her pussy.

Shit Happens During Anal

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 03:33:08 -0700
Apparently this chick forgot to give herself an enema cause she shits all over the guy's cock!

Ass 2 Mouth

Sat, 09 Jun 2007 00:18:42 -0700
Judging by the gagging, I'm guessing the taste of her own ass on his cock isn't her favorite flavor.

Indian Sex

Thu, 07 Jun 2007 15:52:31 -0700
If they thew in some cowboys and a little racial commentary this porn would've been way better.

Hitched Pussy

Wed, 06 Jun 2007 16:49:37 -0700
I like how she puts a condom on the hitch before sitting on it. She doesn't wanna catch any STD's!

Foaming Midget

Tue, 05 Jun 2007 13:19:18 -0700
This midget has one of the weirdest orgasm I've ever seen. Her pussy foams out bubbles. Nasty!

E.T. Alien Sex 2

Mon, 04 Jun 2007 14:09:35 -0700
E.T. is back and this time around she gets fucked silly by a man. I hope she doesn't get pregnant!

E.T. Alien Sex 1

Sun, 03 Jun 2007 15:55:44 -0700
All things considered, E.T's pussy don't look that bad. If you had the chance, would you fuck her?

Hidden Cam Gynecology

Sat, 02 Jun 2007 16:10:15 -0700
A hidden camera captures a gynecologist treating one of her patients. I wonder if this is real or not.

The Dangers of DP 3

Thu, 31 May 2007 14:00:15 -0700
Another victim of double penetration. They never seem to mind. See more victims here: 1, 2 & 3.

Huge Water Bottle Insertion

Wed, 30 May 2007 09:14:23 -0700
Oh man. This is one of the biggest cunt insertions I've ever seen. How could anyone fuck that hole?

The 24 Incher

Tue, 29 May 2007 10:51:03 -0700
I know they say black guys have big dicks but this is kind of exessive. That thing is like 2 feet long!

Ball Sack Fucking

Mon, 28 May 2007 08:45:23 -0700
A black dude uses his nuts instead of his dick to fuck a chick. That doesn't look very pleasurable!

Sex With An African Native

Sun, 27 May 2007 07:19:27 -0700
An Asian chick has sex with an African tribesman. She's lucky they didn't eat her for dinner! haha...

Gigantic White Ass

Sat, 26 May 2007 07:26:50 -0700
Her ass is so huge that she has rashes on it from her two cheeks rubbing together. She needs lipo!

Semen Squirtgun

Thu, 24 May 2007 03:25:27 -0700
His dick is a like a hose. Fake as all hell but just imagine if it was real and that was your cock =)

Dirty Anal Dildo

Wed, 23 May 2007 03:51:36 -0700
When she pulls that two foot dildo out of her ass there's a little chocolate surprise at the tip!

He Rips Her Shirt Off

Tue, 22 May 2007 01:18:53 -0700
This chick's tits are exposed on the show Cheaters when she fights with a guy who pulls at her shirt.

Homeless Blowjob

Mon, 21 May 2007 03:41:17 -0700
Even bums get horny! Although that doesn't really look like a woman who's sucking his dick haha...

Anal Bottle Rocket

Sun, 20 May 2007 23:54:05 -0700
A chick lights some bottle rockets off from her asshole. Looks like her pussy got burned a bit!

Ass Worship By Forklift

Sat, 19 May 2007 01:52:30 -0700
If I could choose how I die it would be just like this. Smothered to death by some good pussy!

Drugged Up Asian

Thu, 17 May 2007 22:23:00 -0700
This is FAKE. It's from a mainstream Japanese production, hence the pixelation of the genitals.

Panty Stain Licker

Wed, 16 May 2007 20:20:21 -0700
This big titted Mexican chick takes off her panties and starts munching on her own pussy stains!

Biggest Balls Ever

Mon, 14 May 2007 19:18:32 -0700
I wonder if it's difficult for him to walk with those big nuts between his legs. I bet the ladies love it.

Horny Swamp Monster

Sun, 13 May 2007 00:18:03 -0700
A dirty skank gets fucked by a psycho in some muddy water. Her pussy is gonna get infected...

Anal Sex Gone Wrong

Sat, 12 May 2007 22:23:48 -0700
This dude gets some poop on his dick while fuckin a black chick in the ass. Next time use a condom!

Sexual Telekinesis

Fri, 11 May 2007 20:34:26 -0700
He has the ability to remove her clothes just with his mind. I'd kill to have the ability to do this!

Deadly Bukkake

Thu, 10 May 2007 02:39:54 -0700
Death by semen? I'm not too sure what's going on here, but I think all those cum shots did her in!

Real Life Swingers

Wed, 09 May 2007 02:42:40 -0700
He may be 65 but he doesn't have any problem keeping his dick hard as he fucks his friends wife!

The Dangers of DP 2

Tue, 08 May 2007 20:45:37 -0700
I guess back in the 70's having a guy jizz all over your cock wasn't that big of a deal. See PART 1.

Shooting Naked Chicks

Mon, 07 May 2007 01:54:07 -0700
What a dumb fetish. I can just imagine the type of douche bags that jack off to this shit. Fap fap fap!

French Sex Prisoners

Sun, 06 May 2007 21:32:24 -0700
That's gonna be Paris Hilton pretty soon. I'd love to be a guard at whatever prison she ends up in!

Hairiest Woman Ever

Sat, 05 May 2007 20:38:55 -0700
She's got an afro growing out of her asshole lol. This girl desperately needs lazer hair removal!

Vagina Cam

Fri, 04 May 2007 03:40:33 -0700
He has a camera hooked up to a dildo & sticks it in all her holes! This is a really fuckin weird fetish!

Scottish Slut Ass Pounded

Thu, 03 May 2007 13:44:47 -0700
I remember seeing this on Limewire years ago. Those dudes are pretty harsh with her asshole!

German Sex Festival

Wed, 02 May 2007 13:45:53 -0700
Lots of horny people getting drunk, dancing to techno and fucking in the streets. Looks like fun!

A Lesson In Gynecology

Tue, 01 May 2007 17:20:29 -0700
I don't think I want to be a gynecologist anymore. I wouldn't put my hand anywhere near that twat!

Foot Long Weiner

Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:56:23 -0700
It's so big he can suck himself off & fuck his own ass with it. WARNING: GAY CONTENT ALERT!!!

Human Urinal

Sun, 29 Apr 2007 13:49:47 -0700
I wonder how much she was paid for this, probally like a 100 bucks. Her parents must be so proud!

Jenna's Fun Side

Sat, 28 Apr 2007 20:29:54 -0700
Jenna shows off her fun side in these outtakes from her earlier films. I love these porn bloopers.

Russian Public Sex

Fri, 27 Apr 2007 13:10:38 -0700
If I was one of those people walking by I would just stop, get naked and join in on the action!

The Elastic Pussy

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:52:00 -0700
The chick with the elastic cunt is back! Check out the earlier clips here: PART 1, PART 2, PART 3.

Interracial Fuck Buddies

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 16:45:37 -0700
I had a boner till it showed her face. The skank looks like my fuckin old English teacher. BOOOO!

Changing Room Voyeur

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:28:28 -0700
A hidden camera in a changing room catches a cute chick with a big white ass changin her thong!

Veri Knotty

Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:08:42 -0700
Meet Veri Knotty. She's dead now but back in the day she could do some cool tricks with her pussy.

Publicly Degraded Slut

Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:02:31 -0700
Lets go over this one more time. This video is STAGED. The girl and guy are both actors putting on a show at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco. I have no idea what the purpose of their demonstration is, all I know is that it's all an act.

Bloody Anal Sex

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:58:03 -0700
Her butthole looks like a battle wound. That's what happens when you let a black guy ass fuck you!

Possessed Cunt

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:37:47 -0700
This is from the 1975 film The Angel Above, the Devil Below. Her cunt gets taken over by Satan.

Maniac at the Orgy

Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:16:57 -0700
He gets drunk, pisses on food, eats some pussy and then takes a fat shit... exactly in that order.

Live Sex Show

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 02:38:47 -0700
If you're lucky enough to be in the front row, you might get sprayed by some female ejaculation!

Three Titted Whore

Fri, 13 Apr 2007 00:32:53 -0700
A skank with 3 titties spreads her legs and gets fucked by the biggest cock you will ever see!

German Sex Servant

Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:46:57 -0700
This is a sex scene is from a old foreign porn film called Josefine Mutzenbacher. The star is cute.

Retarded & Horny

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 23:26:32 -0700
Who said retarded chicks don't like to fuck? Cause this skank sure loves having her pussy pounded!

Old School Anal Porn

Mon, 09 Apr 2007 22:59:52 -0700
It looks a little dirty down there but I doubt that would stop anyone from fuckin the shit out of her!

Ron Jeremy's Bad Side

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 00:21:45 -0700
Early in his career Ron Jeremy had some rough roles. This is from Forgive Me, I Have Sinned.

Farting Skanks

Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:58:56 -0700
This chick is having way too much fun farting in this poor dudes face. That shit is fucking nasty!

Girlfriend Sextape

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 16:28:03 -0700
This dude fucks girlfriend with the lights off and records everything on his camera in night vision!

Anal Temperature

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 23:23:28 -0700
The doctor first sticks a thermometer up her ass and then he sticks his own cock up there too.

College Girl Attacked

Sun, 01 Apr 2007 21:04:26 -0700
A college girl on Spring Break gets attacked by a crowd of horny men after she flashes her titties!

Freaky Sex Concert

Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:31:11 -0700
I don't know if their music is any good but they sure as fuck know how to put on a kickass show!

European Sharking

Sun, 14 Sep 2008 21:41:33 -0700
This was originally posted over a year ago but was accidentally deleted. So far we have Japanese and European sharking, I'm still waiting on American, Mexican, and most importantly Arab sharking. Go straight for the turban baby.

1 Legged Pussy Fuck

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:47:48 -0700
The chick thats lacking a left leg is Jean Silver. She was a cute amputee pornstar in the late 70's.

Anorexia Erotica

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:10:09 -0700
You gotta be careful with these girls when it comes to sex. Your penis might split them in two.

Drunk White Slut

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 17:00:04 -0700
2 black guys with a camcorder take full advantage of a dirty slut who's had way too much to drink!

Abduction of Lorelei

Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:34:10 -0700
This is a clip from Abduction of Lorelei and sadly it ends right when it starts to get good.

Semen Makes Her Gag

Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:58:55 -0700
This chick nearly pukes just from the taste of cum. None the less she still swallows the load!

Asian Attempting Anal

Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:47:03 -0700
Her asshole is so tight that he almost premature ejaculates. This is one chick I'd love to fuck!

The Dangers of DP

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:39:02 -0700
Double penetration can be risky buisness. Just watch this one till the end and you'll understand.

Random Shit 2

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:37:17 -0700
I dig the picture of the chick on the beach with the big butt implants. She can sit on my face anytime!

Wifey Gets Socked

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 23:49:35 -0700
This man randomly punches his wife in the belly while she showers. Probally caught her cheating!

She Looks Like Britney

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 21:30:36 -0700
I was jackin it to this preggo porn last night when I realized the star resembled Britney Spears. Yes!

Riley Mason's Fetish

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:02:13 -0700
So Riley Mason has a pee fetish. In this clip she tries to piss on a guy but she fucks up big time.

Brand New Titties

Sat, 10 Mar 2007 04:47:35 -0800
Some before & after photos of woman who've had tit jobs. The 6th one down is looking pretty good!

Korean Deflowering

Fri, 09 Mar 2007 18:11:53 -0800
A Korean girl loses her virginity on camera. It gets a little messy but she takes it like a champ.

In Too Deep

Wed, 07 Mar 2007 20:14:26 -0800
You know you've stuck your fist in too far when you can see it bulging up in her stomach area...

Nasty Cumshot

Tue, 06 Mar 2007 23:29:04 -0800
That doesn't even look like a pussy. It just looks like a hairy mangled hole covered in apple sauce.

Fucking on a Horse

Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:23:38 -0800
No, this is not a beastiality clip. It's just a man and a woman having sex... while riding a horse!

Extreme Pussy Makeover

Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:17:14 -0800
These are before & after photos of woman who've had labioplasty to fix their fucked up pussy lips!

Massive Creampie

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:06:33 -0800
3 guys blow their load inside the same slut, one after another. It accumulates into 1 big creampie!

Little Green Ducky

Sat, 24 Feb 2007 03:58:28 -0800
Just be sure to wash that off really good with soap before putting it back into the childrens toy chest!

Big Dildo, Small Pussy

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:41:07 -0800
She's got a good looking pussy. No nasty meat curtains or anything like that. It looks tight too.

Cavity Search

Thu, 22 Feb 2007 23:13:05 -0800
This cute white chick has to have her pussy and asshole inspected for possible drug smuggling.

The Squid & The Whale

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 13:19:26 -0800
2 nasty woman strip down and brawl on the Jerry Spring Show. They even do naked jumping jacks.

Golden Shower Torture

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 02:55:50 -0800
Her piss must be like acid. She would've been better off just taking a fat shit on his face haha.

Dangerous Sex Toy

Sat, 17 Feb 2007 00:35:43 -0800
Fucking a dildo is usually a form of safe sex, but this chicks anal prolapse would suggest otherwise.

Pornstars Say The Darndest Things

Sat, 04 Apr 2009 23:25:47 -0700
"You don't deserve my cock... you don't even deserve a bulldog's cock. All you deserve is your own stinking shit, so get down and suck it off my prick" .... turn the volume up for this one boys. Waaay up.

Amputee Sex

Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:28:05 -0800
I never thought I'd get a boner from watching amputee porn. Leg or no leg, that chick is hot.

Talking Pussy

Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:23:50 -0800
This pussy wont keep it's mouth shut so some dude shoves his cock in it and goes right to work.

She'll Never Know

Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:47:37 -0800
A hillbilly takes advantage of a girl as she lays unconscious in this 1978 classic Pretty Peaches.

Beetlejuice's Porno

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 14:46:51 -0800
This isn't really new but it's fuckin hilarious. He's tag teaming a crackwhore with a fellow dwarf.

Worth Getting Fired For

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:04:03 -0800
I can't believe those guys denied her. Even if it was setup, I would've at least tried to finger her.

Random Shit 1

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:42:05 -0800
This one is a mixed bag. I like the one of the hideous black woman with the fucked up hair lol.

No Wonder Her Pussy Stinks

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:20:09 -0700
Wanna see a Mexican get fucked by a donkey? Go to Tijuana. Wanna see some over-the-hill Oriental bitch shove eels up her snatch? Go to the Philippines. Wanna see a snapping turtle go muff diving on an anorexic hooker? Me too. I've traveled half across the globe and still haven't found shit.

Duplicating A Vagina

Fri, 02 Feb 2007 01:59:35 -0800
Tawny Roberts has her pussy duplicated, they should've done a mold of her little asshole too!

Horny Little Smurfs

Thu, 01 Feb 2007 22:37:10 -0800
This is one of the oldest adult cartoons ever made. Fuck hentai, it's all about the classics!

Obey Thy Husband

Tue, 30 Jan 2007 00:12:03 -0800
Sometimes you gotta put your wife in her place, especially when she wont let you ass fuck her!

White Trash Sluts

Mon, 29 Jan 2007 00:12:03 -0800
I'm not gonna hate. In most cases these type of sluts are a wonderful thing - minus the fatties.

This Pornstar Deserves An Oscar

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 20:53:07 -0800
Hey look! It's Gene Wilder, about a decade prior to his Charley & The Chocolate Factory days. Many argue his best perforamce was Young Frankenstein but I beg to differ. This has oscar buzz written all over it.

His Penis Is Bigger Than Yours

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:01:55 -0700
He wears eyeliner, listens to Marilyn Manson and has the masculinity of Richard Simmons. Was god drunk off his ass when he decided to bless this tard with a 13 inch cock or what? It should've been me you mothefucker. Meeeee.

Insane Sex Show

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 00:14:22 -0700
If you've got front row seats, bring an umbrella. These girls have long distance squirting vaginas, and if you didn't already know - oriental love juice is like sulfuric acid mixed with hot n' sour soup. That shit will fuck your hair up.

Implants & Lipo

Wed, 24 Jan 2007 00:04:32 -0800
This is the aftermath of some breast implants and liposuction. She's gonna need a follow up surgery!

Dykes In Training 2

Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:48:53 -0800
Some guy tries to join in but he can't maintain an erection, so the slutties continue without him!

Dykes In Training 1

Sat, 20 Jan 2007 00:03:44 -0800
Two college sluts experiment with lesbianism. One loves eating pussy, the other loves being eaten.

Enemas 101

Fri, 19 Jan 2007 00:18:13 -0800
At first I actually thought this was just a legitimate instructional video, I'm glad that I was wrong!

Cooter Hop

Wed, 17 Jan 2007 18:46:48 -0800
Fuck doing that skateboard trick. I would've just fell face first into her pussy on purpose. Lick lick!

Play Ball!

Tue, 16 Jan 2007 19:23:22 -0800
If she ever gets pregnant, I'm pretty sure the baby is just gonna fall right out of her loose cunt.

Vaginal Banana Cutter

Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:41:17 -0800
A woman sticks a knife in her cunt and proceeds to slice up a banana in front of a small audience.

Addams Family XXX

Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:47:24 -0800
Uncle Fester fucks Cousin Itt. Personally, I'd rather see Pugsley and Wednesday hook up.

Forced Entry

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 21:45:35 -0800
Harry Reems sure knows how to love the ladies! If only all men were as affectionate as him...

Japanese Menstrual Porn

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:39:09 -0800
I can't give the Japs much credit on this one, I've already seen this done on some European site.

Double Dick

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:58:11 -0800
The dude has the greatest gift of all time, 2 cocks, and he doesn't even put them both to use?!?!

Sluts From Outerspace

Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:44:58 -0800
Next Halloween I'm gonna dress my girlfriend up just like this and fuck the fucking shit out of her.

The Internal Flame

Sat, 06 Jan 2007 06:38:05 -0800
Someone find this woman and ask her if it was worth whatever money she was paid for this...

60's Comedy Porn

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:34:58 -0800
At the dawn of the porn industry, they made some really weird shit. What the fuck is with his face?

Do the Dew!

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:05:04 -0800
The girl from the 'Assisted Entry' video is back, proving once again just how elastic her pussy is!

Childbirth For Dummies

Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:32:41 -0800
This video was used in the 60's to train cops in childbirth for emergency situations. It's classic!

Water Power Pt. 2

Mon, 01 Jan 2007 23:32:03 -0800
The best part is that this film is based on true events that happened at an Illinois University!

Water Power Pt. 1

Sun, 31 Dec 2006 06:00:51 -0800
Jamie Gillis gives two hot sisters an enema by force in this 1978 'roughie' classic. It gets messy!

Assisted Entry

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:00:51 -0800
Okay so both his dick & hand are in her vagina and he seems to be masterbating...internally.

Fear Of Semen

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:49:04 -0800
This Indian slut is afraid of a little jizz and tries to dodge the cumshot but whitey restrains her!

Japanese Cow Gut Porn

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:46:34 -0800
Get a camera, a naked chick, and 300 pounds of cow guts and you got yourself Japanese porn!

Crackwhores Gone Wild

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 16:18:58 -0800
They sell their pussies on the streets so that they can afford to feed their addiction. It's a win-win!

Hypnotized & Fucked

Mon, 25 Dec 2006 15:55:37 -0800
I love 70's porn. The girls, the music, the plots... they just don't make it like they used to.

Amateur Taiwan Porn 2

Sun, 24 Dec 2006 19:46:05 -0800
The ladies man is back. This time he gives some whore a shave, an enema and a cream pie!

Amateur Taiwan Porn 1

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 04:11:28 -0800
Aside from the whole drowning bit, they aren't really that much different from the rest of us!

Biggest Pussy Ever

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 23:49:52 -0700
When I posted this clip 2 years ago I somehow left out a key component - the scene where he seperately inserts his arms, left leg, and entire head into her vagina. Seeing as this is the most popular video on eFukt, I think it's about time the full version was posted.

Destroy Your Lies

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:48:01 -0800
I have no idea what the fuck this is about, some dude just rips an eyeball out of some girls belly.

Knife Meets Vagina

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:09:31 -0800
I can't tell if the knife is real, but it looks like her twat got nipped as he was pulling it out at the end.

Ron Jeremy Is God

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 14:20:20 -0800
He can suck his own dick, cum on que, and maintain an erection for 4 hours at a time!

Nazi Lesbian Torture

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 14:44:07 -0800
Do what she says bitch, or the nazi nympho will lick your pussy till you beg for mercy!

He Can't Cum

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 13:14:13 -0800
Some retard succumbs to peer pressure and sticks his wang where it definitely isn't wanted.

Battering Anus Ram

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 18:20:02 -0800
Normally I post videos of men degrading the fuck out woman. This time it's vice versa!

Piss Your Pants

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:56:28 -0800
He should've asked her to shit her pants instead. That would've been a real challenge.

Biggest Tits Ever

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:44:02 -0800
I wanna poke her titties with a needle and watch them deflate. This girl is ridiculous.

Beward of the Natives!

Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:30:04 -0800
A white woman is ravaged on an island by one of the local savages. The music is fucking classic.

Shave It Off

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 17:35:40 -0800
Weird ass video of two topless girls getting their heads shaved. They look better bald!

Shut Your Mouth

Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:42:38 -0800
As long as she keeps her mouth shut, she'll live. Most woman wouldn't last more than a minute.

Totally Tasteless

Sat, 09 Dec 2006 05:32:28 -0800
Grannies, plumpers, midgets, pregnant sluts, and an anus camera. These sick fucks have it all!

The Sodomites

Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:02:05 -0800
A short film by director Gaspar Noe, where a French woman is sodomized by a raging minotaur.

Alice In Wonderland 2

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 03:13:20 -0800
A rock persuades Alice to masterbate. She's reluctant at first, but she slowly gives in!

The Good Doctor

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 23:55:38 -0800
A hot ass chick pays the doctor a visit to have a contraceptive inserted into her twat.

All Sowed Shut

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 21:58:36 -0800
A vintage video of a chick getting her clam sowed shut. One hole down, two more to go.

She Craves The Cock

Sun, 03 Dec 2006 22:13:39 -0800
I'm guessing she was a virgin dying to lose her cherry. I'm dying for her to lose that bush.

Jerry's Homevideo

Sat, 02 Dec 2006 17:22:29 -0800
This is the greatest submission I've ever recieved. Which one of you sick fucks is this? LOL!

Sex, Then Marriage

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 00:44:09 -0800
Your wife just got gangbanged by a 1000 different scumbags. Have a good honeymoon dude!

Death By Chopsticks

Tue, 28 Nov 2006 21:43:11 -0800
Wanna see a woman get brutally raped with chopsticks? Of course you do!

Phone Sex Slut

Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:34:10 -0800
The life and death of a phone sex operator, wrapped up in about 1 minute and a half.

Man Eating Vagina

Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:22:16 -0800
There's an easy way around this one - just stick it in her ass! It's tighter, warmer & more degrading!

Riley Mason Porn Shoot

Sat, 25 Nov 2006 21:27:33 -0800
She almost does anal but the cock wouldn't fit. Then she goes on the toilet and douches herself!

Horny Minister

Fri, 24 Nov 2006 19:59:25 -0800
I'll be damned if that isn't a French version of Don Vito. All he lacks is the lazy eye.

Alice In Wonderland 1

Thu, 23 Nov 2006 15:08:36 -0800
This is Kristine DeBell learning how to suck dick in Playboy's XXX version of Alice In Wonderland.

Scrambled Twat Eggs

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 17:41:05 -0800
Throw in some onion, bell pepper, & cheese and the bitch would have an omelet.

Picking Cherries

Mon, 20 Nov 2006 22:34:24 -0800
The crazy nazi bitch gets her to confess that she's been sticking her fingers up her virgin twat. Yus!

Coat Hanger Abortion

Sun, 19 Nov 2006 21:21:48 -0800
This is a new eFukt classic! Too bad she wasn't able to complete the operation!

Shot At Point Blank

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 00:32:41 -0800
I'm surprised he didn't fly back from being hit. The shotgun blast didn't even set him back a step.

Colin Farrell Eating Pussy

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 21:30:32 -0800
I'm a year behind on this one. No worries, I'll be the 1st to release the Brittney Spears sextape!

Tanya Harding Nude

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 21:01:56 -0800
This is from Tanya Harding's honeymoon. There's a full sextape out there but it's shitty quality.

Erotic Chinese Torture

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 22:59:16 -0800
I wonder if those dogs really licked her cooter or not. It wouldn't surprise me.

Celebrate Your Vagina

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:54:57 -0800
Is she celebrating her sexuality or is this just an attempt to decorate her withered snatch?

Brass Knuckle Beatdown

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 20:56:12 -0800
About a dozen guys beat the fuck out of this kid, all because he was carrying brass knuckles.

Non Swallowable Load

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 20:49:02 -0800
Too much cum for this Asian chick. That's enough semen to feed an Ethiopian family!

She's A Biter!

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 20:14:23 -0800
I don't know if she's a zombie or what, but she gets fucked in the ass and then bites off his cock.

You Want Titties

Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:13:24 -0800
How to win a catfight and also make the crowd happy? Rip off the bitch's shirt!

Deflowering A Nun

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:23:17 -0800
A nun has an unpleasant encounter with 2 Italian brutes. Looks like someone will be going to hell!

Mystery Dildo

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 16:21:49 -0800
This woman plops out a weird object from her vagina. What the fuck is it? A mini cucumber?

Pornstars In Pain

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:48:45 -0800
All this time I thought they loved those 10 inch dicks up their asses. I guess I was wrong!

Riding Bear Back

Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:22:39 -0800
This is probally the most fucked up thing I'll ever post here. This shit is fucking lame...

Streakers

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:21:54 -0800
If some old hag came up to me and started yanking on my wang like that I'd bust a nut lol.

Porno Bloopers

Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:06:27 -0800
I'm still in search of a video where a guy gets shit on his dick while fucking a girl in the ass...

A Young Hedgehog

Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:23:24 -0800
A funny clip of Ron Jeremy back when he was just a nobody. He looks exactly the same!

Dead & Horny

Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:36:03 -0800
He rose from the dead for just one last fuck! He must really need to bust a nut!

Violent Fuck

Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:59:30 -0800
This maniac needs to get some control over himself. That's no way to treat a lady!

Edward Penis Hands 2

Wed, 01 Nov 2006 22:51:02 -0800
He's no Johnny Depp but he sure knows how to put his extra cocks to use!

Franziska Weiss

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 22:52:51 -0800
This is Franziska Weiss's nude scenes from the Austrian film 'Dog Days'.

Butthole Lipstick

Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Props to anyone who can figure out why the fuck he put lipstick on her asshole...

Pussy Flies

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0800
The flies must smell the pussy juice cause they sure dont want to leave!

She Farted

Sat, 28 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
In the midst of dying out, a skanky lesbian gets a nose full of ass!

Stinky Fingers

Thu, 26 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This guy uses the vagina slime of a hairy French whore as hair gel. Nice!

ID Substitute

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This clerk determines if a customer is 21 or not by how much her tits sag!

Pussy Piercing Guide

Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This is how you pierce a clit. Now go try it out on your girlfriend!

Edward Penis Hands

Mon, 23 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This dude has enough dicks to plug a girl in every hole!

The Sexorcist

Sun, 22 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Funny porno spoof of The Exorcist. Unfortunately it lacks sodomy.

$450 For Anal

Sat, 21 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Considering how long he lasted, he didn't get very much bang for his buck...

Forced Enema

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Look on the bright side, now her asshole is gonna be squeaky clean!

Topless Karaoke

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Two chicks who've had a bit too much to drink start stripping + singing in the backseat of a cab!

Hood Piercing

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Woah! That vagina is fucking mangled! Someone put a paper bag over it!

Death By Oxen

Sat, 14 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
The makers of these Japanese shock videos must be pretty fucking twisted...

Taxi Sex

Thu, 12 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
A drunk couple attempts to have sex in the back of a taxicab. I love this show!

Ass Kicking Twins

Wed, 11 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Someone needs to put those bitches in place and give them some A2M!

When Fatties Collide

Sun, 08 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Two big girls get in a hair pulling fight and one ends up with a broken ankle!

Flesh Doll

Sat, 07 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
They can show her being raped & sliced up as long as they blur her pussy...

Queef On Command

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Introducing...the boner killer! How can this shit turn anyone on?

Amateur Porn Blooper

Thu, 05 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
The dog just wanted to checkout the action. They should have kept fucking!

Beach Brawl

Wed, 04 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Hard to tell who is fighting who, but that cop sure does kick some ass!

Scrub My Ass

Mon, 02 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
She wouldn't have to force me to scrub down there! I would lick her clean!

Fly On In

Sun, 01 Oct 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Pay attention closely. A bug flies right into her gaping asshole!

Spare A Hand

Sat, 30 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Nice use of a severed limb baby! She must have really wanted to get off!

Electro Dildo

Fri, 29 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Someone needs to shove that fucking thing up that mean bitches ass!

Zombie Lust

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Zombies and porn - combine the two and this is what you get!

German Sextape

Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
He has a big dick and she can't seem to handle it. This is a good clip guys!

Possessed Slut

Mon, 25 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
I thought this was pretty fucking cool. I wanna see some more of her snatch!

The Wrong Hole

Sat, 23 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
There is no right hole on this skank!

Cut Wide Open

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
No more Evil Knievel stunts for this poor little kid! Holy shit!

Boobs Pt. 5

Thu, 21 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
The first girl speaks the truth, nothing but love for the flat chests.

Pussy Tricks

Wed, 20 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This is from the 70's - Asians have been in to weird shit for a long ass time!

Poop: It's What's For Dinner

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 21:49:22 -0700
When I first posted this 3 years ago I left out one key component - the subtitles. Because if you think making a girl eat your feces is fucked up, just wait till you see some of this dialogue. More info HERE.

Boobs Pt. 4

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Now they're interviewing a woman who lost one of her tits to cancer... eek!

Stoner Beatdown

Sun, 17 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This guy is totally out of it and apparently he's made some enemies...

Boobs Pt. 3

Fri, 15 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Same group of woman now talking about foreplay involving their tits.

Apologize Bitch

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This asshole is on a fucking power trip. Too bad he didn't get his ass beat.

Boobs Pt. 2

Wed, 13 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
A group of woman and 1 man discuss their thoughts on breast enlargement.

Boobs Pt. 1

Mon, 11 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
A variety of woman talk about their breasts and how they feel about them.

Breast Fed Dogs

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
They're probally just going to end up eating that dog so fuck it - no comment.

Human Douche

Sat, 09 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
When she wants to douche her ass that dude won't be smiling!

She Quits!

Wed, 06 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Some dumb skank getting boned in the ass calls it quits in the middle of it all!

Swinger Party

Tue, 05 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Awww...she just wants to cum!

Beef Curtain Removal

Mon, 04 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This procedure should be mandatory for all girls with nasty beef curtains!

Neverending Load

Sat, 02 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
For some reason this chick looks like she would be really fun to fuck. Yeah or no?

Nailed Nipples

Fri, 01 Sep 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Some foreign chick is punished by having nails driven through her tits!

Ass Cumshot

Thu, 31 Aug 2006 21:49:22 -0700
It's a shame the lighting is shitty and that there is no face shots :(

Let It Bleed

Wed, 30 Aug 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Your pubic area is unclean and needs to bleed!

Hooked Labia

Tue, 29 Aug 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Those are some big fucking hooks. I almost feel sorry for the slut.

Hot Cum Shot

Mon, 28 Aug 2006 21:49:22 -0700
She likes her man juice served cold.

Fighting For Pants

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 21:49:22 -0700
No house, no food, no money ...... and no pants?

Up In Smoke Tour

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and a whole bunch of hot bitches getting naked!

Huge Catfight

Sun, 20 Aug 2006 21:49:22 -0700
So many hot young girls throwing fists! I love it!

Sex Interrupted

Wed, 16 Aug 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Right when the video starts to get good, some drunk friend interrupts them!

Jenn & Brad 2

Sun, 13 Aug 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Part 2 of the college sextape. This is amateur porn at it's finest!

Everyone's Whore

Sat, 12 Aug 2006 21:49:22 -0700
There's some good dialogue in this one!

Zoophiliacs

Wed, 09 Aug 2006 21:49:22 -0700
It's not her fault! She just couldn't resist the horse cock!

Piss in the Streets

Sun, 06 Aug 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Whether it's in McDonalds or a park, this chick really likes to piss in public!

Pulsating Pussy

Fri, 04 Aug 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Her vagina has a mind of its own!

Raw Anal Sex

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Short but sweet clip of some amateur anal pounding!

Spit Fight

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Aside from the spitting, the Mexican kid puts up a good fight!

Queef Master

Sun, 30 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This girl uses her pussy as a musical instrument! Now that's some real talent!

Jenn & Brad 1

Sat, 29 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Nohing beats home videos of of college kids fucking!

Open Wide

Fri, 28 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Step aside boys, I'm going in head first!

Bum Handjob

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Some chick decides to give a bum a golden shower & handjob. Enjoy!

Good Vibrations

Tue, 25 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Those are some shakey beef curtains!

Face Kicked In

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
A disgruntled customer kicks an Asian sex shop clerk right in the face!

Midnight Snack

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This is a pretty random clip. I guess her toilet didn't work?

Vertical Clit Piercing

Sat, 22 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
All the girls in these clit piercing videos are either fat or 50 years old.

Within The Toilet

Fri, 21 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Like I said before, whoever owns the camera is lucky she didn't go #2!

Dehumanization

Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This is by far the best scene in the movie The Magdalene Sisters!

Blind Date Score

Tue, 18 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Usually these blind dates end with fighting and shit talking. Not this one!

Dorm Room Voyeur

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This fucker catches some hot ass college chick undressing for bed!

Amateur Anal

Sun, 16 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
I love the sounds this washed up house wife makes as she takes it up the ass!

Jap Toilet Cam

Thu, 13 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
A hidden camera captures some Japanese chick taking a piss!

1948 Stag Film

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This is one of the first pornos ever made, featuring Marilyn Monroe!

Fuck Your Job

Mon, 10 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This dude fucking hates his job so he decides to quit and go out with a bang!

Piss in the Park

Sun, 09 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This chick is all about the public urination. I'd like to see her in porn.

Bouncer Stabbing

Sat, 08 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Some dude stabs 2 bouncers after being kicked out of a club!

Octopussy

Fri, 07 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This chick managed to get an entire octopus up in her snatch!

Amateur Couple

Mon, 03 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Pretty good homemade sex tape of some foreign couple!

GG Loves Girls

Sun, 02 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
GG Allin gets rough with a female in his audience after she talks some shit!

Pervert In Action

Sat, 01 Jul 2006 21:49:22 -0700
I love the things people will do just to catch a glimpse of some ass.

Like A Virgin

Fri, 30 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
I'd like to see this bitch try out for American Idol!

Piss Like A Man

Tue, 27 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
I'm just waiting for a video of a Jap trying to shit while standing up.

GG's Birthday

Mon, 26 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
GG Allin gets a nice little golden shower for his birthday, which ends up making him puke all over himself!

My Sexy Girlfriend

Sat, 24 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Here is a video of me fucking my girlfriend's tight pussy and ass. What do you think? Would you fuck her?

Tranny Game Show

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
He just found out it was a guy he fucked in the ass and he doesn't even care!

McDonalds Bitch

Thu, 22 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
They spit in her food, so she pisses on their floor! I like how she keeps eating.

Hairy Surprise

Tue, 20 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
A hot chick flirts with a random man, only to later reveal she has a huge bush!

Nigger Babble

Mon, 19 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Meet my neighbor.

The Creampie

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:49:22 -0700
Nothing says revenge like like mixing bodily fluids into the foods of others. Think about how much spit, piss, shit and semen you've unwittingly ingested at the hands of motherfuckers like this. Processed food 4 life.

Urban Nudist

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This chick walks around the city butt ass naked. She's just asking to get raped!

Tampon Eatery

Tue, 13 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Hungry? One used tampon coming right up! This bitch is fucking sick!

What's a Clitoris?

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This chick doesn't know what a clit is. I'd gladly show her!

Russian Skinheads

Sun, 11 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
These guys are actually pretty weak compared to the skins in the US.

Lactating Prank

Sat, 10 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
A hot waitress pulls out her titties and lactates into the beverages she serves!

Spycam Queef

Fri, 09 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Tyler from eFukt set up a spycam on his roommate and caught a little more on tape than he expected!

Jap Gynecology 4

Wed, 07 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
One in the pink, One in the stink. Except, it's not really all that pink!

Beer Bong Bathroom

Mon, 05 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
It would've been better if that was a penis in her mouth.

3rd Degree Burns

Sat, 03 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This kids neck was a BBQ for about 7 seconds. Courtesy of DELAYED REACTION.

Public Flashing

Fri, 02 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Too bad the guy on the toilet didn't come out to have a peek!

Pussy of the Year

Thu, 01 Jun 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This wimp uses his elbow to sucker punch some thugs and then runs away!

Jap Gynecology 3

Tue, 30 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
He's just looking for an excuse to get his hands up in some Asian pussy!

Caught Masturbating 1

Mon, 29 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
If you're gonna masterbate, it's probally best to do it away from the window!

Booty Shorts Fight

Sat, 27 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Two teenage girls in booty shorts fight for about 2 minutes!

Springer Dumbass

Fri, 26 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This guy tries to be tough on the Jerry Springer show but fails miserably!

Phone Booth Shit

Tue, 23 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Taking a shit while talking on the phone is perfectly normal!

Wrestler Vs. Fan

Mon, 22 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
I love how the black dude says "you wanna get racist" haha!

Jap Gynecology 2

Sun, 21 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
These woman need a plastic surgeon, not a Gynecologist!

Another Punk Fight

Sat, 20 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
The punk rocker once again wins the fight, but look at who he's fighting...

Electro Torture

Fri, 19 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
I can totally imagine some Jap kid jacking off to this shit.

GG Allin Fight

Thu, 18 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
GG Allin gets jumped by his loving fans!

Cry Baby Fight

Tue, 16 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This kid cries his way out of a fight claiming that his eye hurts!

Jap Gynecology 1

Mon, 15 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
God damn, what in the fuck is wrong with their vaginas!?!?

Erection Injection

Sat, 13 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Viagra just doesn't cut it for some of the older folks!

Punk Fight

Fri, 12 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
It must kinda hard to fight in such tight tight pants!

Wounded Iraqi

Thu, 11 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
A soldier kills a wounded Iraqi and then tells the camera how feels about it.

Tampon Tea

Tue, 09 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Bra sniffing, piss drinking, and tampon tea. The Japs got it all.

Watch Your Manners

Sun, 07 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Some asshole on a powertrip goes all psycho on some kids skateboarding!

Phalucifer

Sat, 06 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Blasphemy meets immortality? The worlds premiere black metal porn movie!

Walk By Cumshot 4

Fri, 05 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
That's right, get your napkins out bitch!

Retard Porn

Thu, 04 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
John the Stutterer from the Howard Stern show finally got himself laid!

Pussy Balloon

Wed, 03 May 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Fucking her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!

Not So Fast

Sun, 30 Apr 2006 21:49:22 -0700
An Iraqi tries to fire off an RPG round but gets shot to shit from behind.

Walk By Cumshot 3

Sat, 29 Apr 2006 21:49:22 -0700
She just sits there and takes it. She doesn't even make a sound!

Vaginal Deodorant

Fri, 28 Apr 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Be sure to get your girlfriend this next Valentines Day!

Shes Riding Bitch

Thu, 27 Apr 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Chop chop my slutty, or you'll end up with rope burn between the legs :P

Mexicans Vs Whitey

Wed, 26 Apr 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Supposedly the skinny white kid was 'talking shit'. I doubt it!

Walk By Cumshot 2

Tue, 25 Apr 2006 21:49:22 -0700
We're just gonna have to pretend this isn't staged...

No Respect

Sat, 22 Apr 2006 21:49:22 -0700
This porn star is tired of being treated like trash. Too Bad!

Vicious Beatdown

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Oh my! These negroids show no mercy!

Tug-O-War

Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:49:22 -0700
These crazy fuckers play tug of war using shark hooks through the skin on their backs! Courtesy of Hektik.

Toilet Cam

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Whoever owns this camera is lucky she didn't take a shit!

Old Man KO'ed

Sat, 15 Apr 2006 21:49:22 -0700
The old man started it, the young kid finished it! The faggot got PWNED!

The Love Plug

Fri, 14 Apr 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Here is a detailed guide on how to become permanently impotent in a split second. I'd absolutely love to see a girl try to do something like this.

Creaming Pussy

Tue, 11 Apr 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Dear god woman! Get that shit under control!

Spring Break Sluts

Sun, 09 Apr 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Tons of hot girls dyking out on Spring Break. Enjoy!

Assholes Get Owned

Fri, 07 Apr 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Drive by water ballooning? They have their fun, but then they get a taste of their own medicine.

Sex In Public

Wed, 05 Apr 2006 21:49:22 -0700
These Japs straight up fuck in the middle of the street!

Vaginal Blowgun

Tue, 04 Apr 2006 21:49:22 -0700
Now all she needs is one in her ass, shotgun status!

Bitch Slapping

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Crazy foreign bitches slap eachother around.

Shit Talker Gets Owned

Thu, 30 Mar 2006 21:49:22 -0800
It finally happened! One of those 'drive-by instult' kids got stuck at a red light!

Clit Piercing

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:49:22 -0800
God damn, that is one fucking nasty vagina!

Interview Gone Wrong

Tue, 28 Mar 2006 21:49:22 -0800
This nasty old hag must of thought they we're filming for a Girls Gone Wild video!

Don't Jump In

Wed, 22 Mar 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Look at all those hands grabbing her titties!

Shit Stains

Tue, 21 Mar 2006 21:49:22 -0800
This dumb fuck goes on a blind date and shows the whole world that he doesn't know how to whipe his own ass.

Nip Piercing

Mon, 20 Mar 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Those nipple piercings like instantly make you 10 times hotter.

Bad Dates

Sun, 19 Mar 2006 21:49:22 -0800
If I was the dude in the first clip I would've just spit in her face!

Shave It Off

Fri, 17 Mar 2006 21:49:22 -0800
This Japanese chick gets her muff shaved the old fashion way!

3 Girls, 1 Guy

Wed, 15 Mar 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Another fight on the beach, this time it's 3 chicks Vs. 1 guy.

Public Urination

Mon, 13 Mar 2006 21:49:22 -0800
These crazy japs let loose right in public!

Hobo Fight

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 21:49:22 -0800
This dude fights a drunk hobo with 1 hand and breaks his nose!

Car Sex

Thu, 09 Mar 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Some guy fucks with his friend who's trying to hook up with a fatty in his car.

eFukt Promo

Tue, 07 Mar 2006 21:49:22 -0800
OMFG GUESS WHO FILMED THIS SHIT!?!?!

Bad Carlos

Mon, 06 Mar 2006 21:49:22 -0800
This guy gets kicked in the face while he's down, so the cameraman steps in to even the score!

2 on 2

Sat, 04 Mar 2006 21:49:22 -0800
More hot chicks on the beach ripping eachother's tops off.

Got Gape

Fri, 03 Mar 2006 21:49:22 -0800
A womans gaping asshole is a beatiful thing. This guy gets bonus points.

Excuse Me

Sat, 25 Feb 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Who's the little girl now bitch!?!? Courtesy of Hektik.

Belly Punching 4

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 21:49:22 -0800
The saga of belly punching continues.

Pointless Beatdown

Wed, 15 Feb 2006 21:49:22 -0800
These guys jump a black kid for no reason at all! Courtesty of All Balls.

Belly Punching 3

Mon, 13 Feb 2006 21:49:22 -0800
What do you think you're doing? I'm punching your titties bitch!

Play Fighting

Sun, 12 Feb 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Yet another guy who tries to rip off a chicks top during a catfight.

Pranks & Porn

Thu, 09 Feb 2006 21:49:22 -0800
It's a whole new breed of Jackass. These kids are cRaZy!

Bling Bling's Porno

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Bling Bling the crackhead from Bumfights made his own porno! Check out the full video here.

Belly Punching 2

Sun, 05 Feb 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Yes, people stroke their cocks while watching this and I do not blame them.

Sexy Dates

Sat, 04 Feb 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Various girls get naked on the TV show Blind Date.

Bathtub Blooper

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Ouch! The guy is fucking lucky he didnt land face forward, otherwise his dick would be broken!

Public Lactating

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
I'm lactose intolerant, but for this chick I'd make an exception. Courtesy of Hektik.

Nailed Pussy Lips

Mon, 30 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
This bitch got nailed! She's going to need a tetanus shot.

Labia Piercing

Sun, 29 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Apparently this dyke wanted to spice up her sex life by adding some jewlery in an area I wouldn't lick!

Belly Punching

Sat, 28 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Seeing girls get hit in the twat is more entertaining, but this made me laugh as well.

Sex Talk

Fri, 27 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Various woman talk about their sexual preferences on camera.

Bum Porn

Wed, 25 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
From my scrapped project 'Bangabum'. Behold, the vagina of a vagrant who has literally not shaved or showered in years.

Verbal Assault

Mon, 23 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
These guys have made an art out of talking shit.

Walk By Cumshot 1

Sun, 22 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Those Japanese are mighty creative in their methods of degrading woman.

Sleepy Porn

Fri, 20 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
I tried this once and it doesn't work. The chick always wakes up, unless you have a small dick!

Zombie Video

Thu, 19 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
I fucking love homemade zombie videos.

Bitch Abuse

Wed, 18 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Talking shit to woman gets my dick hard.

Homemade Porn

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
This nasty old house wife gets down and dirty.

Dildo Maximus

Sun, 15 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
This is how you give a woman a rectal prolapse.

Japanese Sex Show

Sat, 14 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
I'm so down to be a contestant on this show.

Train Graff

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Awesome clip of some guys tagging up a train.

Epsiotomy

Thu, 12 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Her vagina isn't big enough for the baby so they take some scissors and loosen things up!

Shark Attack

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Yes, this shit scares the fuck out of me.

Random Suicide

Tue, 10 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Well, at least he enjoyed his bottled water!

It's Just Wrong 3

Mon, 09 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Part 3 of a Howard Stern episode where brothers have to undress their sisters when they get a question wrong!

Beach Catfight

Fri, 06 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
I love how a guy in the crowd tries to rip off her top!

Drunk Fighting

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
You don't steal from Jeremiah's house!

Eat Her Ass

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
Who gives the best head?

Porno Noob

Tue, 03 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
This newbie doesn't know where to shoot his load.

Pussy Pumping

Mon, 02 Jan 2006 21:49:22 -0800
It's gonna explode!

Kid Fights Back

Sat, 31 Dec 2005 21:49:22 -0800
If you're going to stand up for yourself, make sure you aren't outnumbered dumbass! Courtesy of All Balls.

Premature Ejaculation

Thu, 29 Dec 2005 21:49:22 -0800
This guy blows his load before she even puts her mouth on his tiny dick. How sad!

Pussy Punching

Tue, 27 Dec 2005 21:49:22 -0800
There is a fetish for everything out there, and in this case it's for girls getting socked in the twat.

Queefing

Sun, 25 Dec 2005 21:49:22 -0800
'Seymore Butts' gives us a little insight on queefing.

Suck Your Dick

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 21:49:22 -0800
Why suck your own dick when you're Ron Jeremy???

The Dangers of DP 4

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 21:49:22 -0800
When you're double teaming a bitch you gotta watch where you shoot your load!

Headshot

Sun, 18 Dec 2005 21:49:22 -0800
This slut gets a little cum in her hair and then cries about it!