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She Fucks Moolionairs

Wed, 16 May 2012 01:24:38 -0700

Fangirl shits pinecones after overhearing pornstar Brian Pumper refer to her as a 'bitch'. Blows are exchanged & shit gets ugly, but the real damage done is all psychological, with brutal insults like "u think i wud tweet about u? I FUCK MOOLIONAIRES NIGGUH". Sauce: DJROBEROB.

Creme Fraiche'd

Sat, 12 May 2012 01:45:22 -0700

Epic poker face @ .57 mark. I call this one the 'i totally just nutted in my own mouth but i dont even give a fuck cause i have a 6.7 inch penis and listen to Rage Against The Machine on vinyl' look. Dude's got that shit mastered. Download the full video HERE. Douchebag song HERE.

You Want To Quit... FOR REALZ?

Mon, 07 May 2012 13:11:04 -0700

B-hole brutally wrecked at the hands of some Italians, likely won't be able to walk straight for a week. No, this isn't my review for the new Parmesan Crusted Steak @ Olive Garden. This is the infamous Rocco vs. Roxy Jezel scene, and you should watch the uncut version HERE.

13 Most Ridiculous Orgasms Ever

Wed, 02 May 2012 23:39:34 -0700

First time squirters, prolapse-induced climaxes, full body thrashers and bittersweet hategasms... today's vid has more variety than a fuckin Sizzler salad bar. Best comes last, so I recommend you see this one all the way through. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #6, #7, #8, #9, #11, #12.

Bro Shits Himself After Knocking Girl Out

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 22:31:25 -0700

DOWNLOAD FULL VIDEO HERE.

14 Incher Causes Gianna To Quit

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 14:19:42 -0700

I've never seen Gianna cave before, no matter how big the cock. It's as if her vaginal canal is made of Teflon, with more square footage than James Van Deer Beek's forehead. But after watching this, I'm not so sure. Sources for intro 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Full tap-out scene HERE. Song HERE.

The Art Of Hating Cum

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 06:35:05 -0700

Here it is. The Citizen Kane of ewww your semen tastes like Gene Wilder's deceased asshole. Actually, I'm not entirely sure whether or not Gene is deceased, but I trust that the implied mental image is effective all the same. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12

Epic Creep

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 12:12:53 -0700

What starts off as a mere request for directions, quickly spirals into a risky game of watch-me-soil-my-Old-Navy-cargo-pants-or-feel-the-wrath-of-my-Toyota-RAV4.. LOL @ the 3.34 mark. Retracrting your foreskin and showing off the dick cheese just doesn't win em over like it used too.

Erectile Dysfunction... LIKE A BOSS

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 03:00:25 -0700

There's really nothing more emasculating than getting taunted over your sexual inadequacies, save for maybe your mom walking in on you as you spank it to Robin Williams in Jumanji. The point is... Jumanji is a great movie and unfairly disregarded.

No Lube FTW

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 14:41:50 -0700

Crack addicts, painal, premature ejaculation... this video is more well rounded than the Denny's Grand Slam that I didn't pay for this morning. Unfortunately there's no kicker, but what it lacks in surprise endings... it makes up for in orgasmic zombie moans.