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No Bitch I Aint Eating Your Pussy

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 13:08:14 -0700

She tries to blame the fowl taste on the lube but that doesn't really explain the cheese whiz dripping out of her pussy. Douche with hydrogen peroxide + Mentos and get on with the show.

Deaf Girl Still Wants To Be A Pornstar

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:18:53 -0700

She's back for round 2.. this time on Anal Recruiter. I really do admire her dedication and all, but can someone who knows sign language please forward a request for her early retirement? Those sounds make my ears bleed. See her 1st video HERE.

Butthole Damaged After Anal Sex

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:27:42 -0700

Here's yet another video of a woman suffering from bodily damage after granting a large cock permission to penetrate her brown eye. To be honest, I think this one is a tranny but that's besides the point. I want to know where those 2 giant raisins dangling from her asshole came from?

Not Everyone Can Afford A Dildo

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:40:24 -0700

Ah yes, the colorful world of woman's makeshift sex toys: bedposts, bananas, shampoo bottles, motorized toothbrushes, baseball bats, Ultra Magnus action figures... you name it, they've fucked it. Except pineapples. That particular fruit is exceedingly difficult to work with.

This Bitch Is Naked

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:03:22 -0700

Now if I was that bystander, I would've simply re-enacted something I saw the tour guide do on the Disneyland Jungle Cruise back when I was 8. As the hippo approaches, fire 3 warning shots into the air and shout "get back you beast, get back now!". The hippo will cease all aggression and disengage.

Good Porn Ruined By Shitty Music

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:10:43 -0700

It's a porno, not a god damn fitness video. Stop adding in the shitty keyboard-generated dance music, it drains out the sound of the woman crying and gagging on cock, which is an essential part of my fap session.

Robotic Cocksucker

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:29:54 -0700

I purchased one of these bad boys back in 1998. Nearly snapped my cock in half on a number of occasions, but all in all it was a fine investment. Sure it was pricey, but so is taking a girl out to dinner and a movie. In the end you get the same thing, minus the drama and genital warts.

I Wanna Be A Pornstar

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:06:52 -0700

A few tit jobs and a little lipo, and then BAM... her vagina will be generating 7 figures annually before you even know it. It'll also be generating a yellowish discharge, depending on the severity of the Herpes and Gonorrhea that she's bound to contract.

Gameshow Host Amazed By Fake Tits

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:53:56 -0700

Whaaat? No eels in this ass? No forced cunnilingus involving miniature pigs? What the fuck kinda of Japanese gameshow is this? Ohhhh wait this is from the early 90's... beastiality was still considered yucky back then. Yeah definitely the 90's, just look at those horrendous boob jobs! Mongloid titties status.

Ashley Blue's Shocking First Porno

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:30:30 -0700

Ashley Blue gets choked out in what is supposedly her first porn shoot ever. Every Muslim across the globe will be shouting Allah Akbar as they stroke their tootsie rolls to this video. Click HERE and you'll understand why.

Too Tired To Fuck

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:04:16 -0700

Being a second rate slut has drained this girl of all her energy, so she catches some Zzzz's in the middle of her own porn shoot. Wise choice, this beast needs all the beauty sleep she can get.

Her Pussy Needs Stitches!

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:45:38 -0700

Cocks like this ought to be illegal, punishable by castration. Anything above 13 inches has got to go. They'll poke your eye out, prolapse your ass and leave with you a cocktail of STD's.

Too Drunk To Masturbate

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:26:01 -0700

Normally drinking on the job gets you fired. But when you're an adult performer, it gets you a pay raise and a few extra cocks in your ass after you pass out. Make mommy proud.

He Can Suck His Own Dick

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 10:41:25 -0700

You think you've got it good? This dude has a curled mullet and a 7 inch cock that he can suck all on his own. Jealous right? Now before you do that semi backwards somersault, you should really read up on the dangers associated with autofellatio. Wouldn't want you to snap your neck or get some terrible STD.

Psycho Slut Spasms Out Of Control

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 06:17:40 -0700

This seems to be one of the rare instances where a woman can orgasm with little or no physical stimulation of the genitals. In this particular case, it looks like the deepthroating and/or gagging is what's triggering her orgasm.

Dick Surgery Gone Wrong

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:28:20 -0700

This poor fella just wanted a bigger wiener, and with a tootsie roll like that who could blame him? But I'll be damned if the doctor wasn't drunk off his ass cause right now his dick looks a lot like my ballsack. Someone pull a Lorena Bobbit and end this guys misery.

Chef Boyardee Jizzes Upon Contact

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:14:43 -0700

Poor bastard, he's the real life version of the premature ejaculator from American Pie. I'd like to see him masturbate. All he has to do is poke his cock with his index finger and it's a done deal.

Nudist Has A Vaginal Problem

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 07:54:48 -0700

It's typical really. Nudists are all about being natural... leave the genitals exposed, armpits unshaven and when you've got a yeast infection... you let it rain.

Tricked Into Having Gay Sex

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:21:55 -0700

Moral of the story: always be able to identify the person sucking your cock, unless you're totally cool with putting your sexuality in harms way. Some risks just aren't worth taking. See more guys tricked into being gay homosexuals on the BAIT BUS.

The Worst Porno Ever Made

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:28:28 -0700

A talking donkey that gets more pussy than I do and has an O face you'll never forget. I have officially seen it all. Even Gilligan makes a cameo appearance.

This Hooker Hates Anal Sex

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 07:56:58 -0700

For a woman who's made a career out of sex, I don't see why she'd want to keep the hole that earns the most off limits. The girls that do this are usually trying to compensate for their extremely overused vaginas. In this case I'd say that theory is pretty fucking dead on.

Black Cock Causes Bodily Damage

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 09:07:14 -0700

Not quite a prolapse but it might as well be. Her asshole looks a slice of damaged grapefruit and her vagina... hmmm... I'm gonna go with a cut of ahi tuna - burnt on the edges, raw in the center. Updating this site always makes me hungry.

Angry Pornstar Attacks Midget

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 05:41:42 -0700

Getting fucked and degraded by a midget? No problem. Brushing her teeth with cum? I'm afriad that's where she draws the line. I'm just glad to know she has standards.

The Problem With Loose Pussy

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:49:21 -0700

An in-depth look at how and why pussies become loose. I happen to already know the answer to this one - black cocks and menopause. Those 2 thing have a bad habit of turning vaginas into sinkholes.

Drunken Slut Has Hilarious Disaster

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:16:05 -0700

First off, this chick is drunk off her ass, and I mean that in a literal sense. She had a gallon of wine.. directly through her asshole. Now I always thought it was fun to poo on the floors of public restrooms, but this lady takes it to an all new level. If you've ever played Command & Conquer, think of her anus as the Ion Cannon.

Search Her Pussy For Drugs

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:17:38 -0700

I love how this is a real procedure. They do it before admitting woman into correction facilities. Imagine having that job, getting paid to raid pussies for contraband. Imagine all the treasures you could find.

Youre Doing It Wrong

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:50:06 -0700

Wrong hole? No not quite. More like wrong fucking direction. His cock nearly pierces through the piece of skin seperating her ass from her pussy. Remember the 'chestburster' scene from Alien? Just watch...

Pierced While Fucking

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 03:17:19 -0700

If you think this is bad you should see the site I found it on. They have a video of a woman fucking as she gets her pussy tattooed. I sense a sequel already - "laser removal while being fucked". Wanna see all this crazy porn I speak of? Click HERE!

Hands-On Sex Education

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:39:11 -0700

This eager slut-in-training wants to learn all the ropes of making whoopy. Practice makes perfect right? I didn't actually get much practice myself. I fucked 6 belly buttons before ever finding the right hole. What can I say... the shoe fit.

Oops She Forgot To Lock The Door

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:59:50 -0700

Chick gets busted masturbating by either her boyfriend, roommate or brother. I'm gonna go with brother just for the sake of fap worthiness.

Dying Orgasm

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:50:16 -0700

Just close your eyes and listen to the audio. Only time I've heard a man make sounds like that was in Al-Qaeda beheading video. See more from this awesome couple here: 1, 2 and 3.

Why Some Vaginas Smell Like Fish

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:12:00 -0700

Bad idea skanky poo. 20 packs of Vagisil and your pussy will still smell like rotting tuna. You'll need to empty a few bottles of Febreze into there if you really wanna get rid of the stank. That and drano.

Long Like The Neck Of An Ostrich

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:50:21 -0700

I have dreams of my penis being that big. I see myself wearing loose fitted short shorts with my wang hanging out the side as I rollerblade by the beach. Jealous men shield their girlfriends eyes as my cock sways back and forth in the wind.

This Crackwhore Has Brain Damage

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 22:58:19 -0700

I just hope she practices safe sex, wouldn't want some nasty STD to interfere with her productive, meaningful life of sucking dick for quarters. See aids infested crackwhores getting fucked bareback HERE!

Gangbanged On Reality TV

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:44:49 -0700

This is fake. This isn't a real gameshow and she isn't in real pain. 3 inch penises make girls laugh, not cry. Trust me, I know.

Make Sure My Pussy Works

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:39:58 -0700

She hits up the doctor cause she's having difficulty getting pregnant. I'm no gynecologist but if shaved that bush her husband would probably have an easier time finding the right hole.

Two Feet Of Pain

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:41:26 -0700

He's got me beat by like one inch. Okay maybe more like 23 inches. I couldn't even satisfy a midget. But where I lack in size, I make up for with class and charm.

Im Sick Of Being A Virgin

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:00:01 -0700

She's 19 and still a virgin. I guess no one wanted to fuck her, afterall its kinda hard to get past that rat-face of hers. So she enlists the help of a friend who's equipped with a hair brush. Guess what happens.

Shes Gonna Get Vagina Cancer

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:21:20 -0700

Guadalupe may be LOL'ing now but that'll quickly change when she finds out her pink taco has emphysema. Tobacco kills!

I Dont Want Shit On My Dick

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:30:29 -0700

He wants to fuck her up the butt but is afraid his cock will come out like a chocolate covered banana. So he sticks a tiny camera up her ass just to make sure she's a frequent defecator. Kinda gross but hey, I'm all for safe sex.

Hungry Vagina

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:36:55 -0700

Looks like her pussy has gone through a garbage disposer. It's okay, as long her asshole is still intact and hemorrhoid-free, she has a decent shot at scoring a date with me.

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

Ass To Mouth Disaster

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 12:01:50 -0700

I cant even begin to express the importantance of utilizing a maglight when practicing ATM in the dark. Last nights chicken potpie doesn't taste so good the 2nd time around does it lady? Pwn 2 self lolz.

Bruno Stop Sniffing Her Pussy

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:07:41 -0700

Just imagine if that was an unneutered Golden Retriever... I think wifey would've quickly gained a strong understanding of the term "unwanted threesome".

Traumatized By Anal Sex!

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:54:15 -0700
It's her very first anal and I think she's a little bit nervous. She tries to hide it but I think all of that bottled up anxiety is affecting her pussy - watch it as it trembles with fear!

She Cums Nine Times

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:57:42 -0700
The dude sounds Popeye the Sailorman and his old lady squirts cum like a water fountain. They were born for eFukt. Thanks goes to Rod for the video.

Oh Noes The Condom Broke!

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:25:23 -0700
I found this on some website that pays $2,000 for homemade porno. I'm kinda bummed... they rejected all 3 of my personal sextapes, citing that my 2 inch penis wouldn't appeal to general audiences. Ouch! It's still a cool site though, CHECK IT OUT!

Big Dick Syndrome

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:00:01 -0700
Aye carumba! Nice elephant cock dood! But I forsee 1 little problem... the only creatures with big enough holes for you to fuck are large horses and gay pornstars who've been subjected to olympian gangbangs. Tough break bro!

Your Threesome Is Terminated

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:24:42 -0700
Keep your dick in your pants for this one, or you just might end up inadvertently blowing your load to the sight of a flying dragon.

Psycho Orgasm

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 23:53:38 -0700
A self induced orgasm leaves this slut flopping around like a fish out of water. Reminds me of myself when I lost my virginity, except I actually cried a litte. Tears of joy.

The Result Of Too Much Anal

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:34:40 -0700
If a woman told me I did that too her asshole, I'd be flattered. One could only hope that their penis be capable of such damage.

But Youre My Brother Lolz

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:03:44 -0700
Vintage porno with incestual undertones makes me laugh. It also heightens my urge to be transported back to the 70's so that I can fuck the shit out of hippies along side mothers with beehive hairdos.

Pornstar Ruins Her Boob Job

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:53:23 -0700
Silicone is gonna start leaking out her nipples and in 3 days she'll be back to an A cup. I think that makes this the cheapest breast reduction surgery ever.

Genital Kickboxing

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:26:15 -0700
It's a martial art. Only use it when absolutely necessary, like when your mom won't do your laundry.

Pornstar Gets A New Vagina

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:55:15 -0700
Her vagina lips looked like they belonged in an Arbys roast beef sandwhich. This was bad for her career so she set out on a perilous journey to unbeef her pussy and close the gape once and for all.

They LOL At His 1 Inch Penis

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:56:34 -0700
Did you know in the 70's they would sometimes give sex reassignment surgery to boys born with really small dicks? They would chop off your mini-me, give you a shitload of hormones and raise you as a girl. Yikes! Read about it HERE and HERE and HERE.

Fucked 3 Feet Deep

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:25:33 -0700
A 2 foot dildo followed by a 7 inch cock in the ass, all at once. What kind of person could accommodate such an enormous insertion? I'll give you a hint: there are 2 people in this video and neither of them are woman.

Homer Simpson Pussy

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 13:43:20 -0700
I think it just winked at me.

Racist Girl Has Vaginal Injury

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 03:35:02 -0700
The dialogue alone made me wanna post this video, her vagina getting literally torn open was just an added bonus. I told you those black cocks were dangerous. More stuff like this HERE and HERE.

Grandma Noooooo

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 14:59:41 -0700
Don't worry, she won't bite!

Bad Pussy

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:05:09 -0700
A late night fuck session is continuously interrupted by a frisky kitten who wants to turn the guys dick into it's new chew toy.

Newbie Ruins A Porno Shoot

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:16:25 -0700
This guy genuinely thought that eating your own semen was socially acceptable. In France, yeah maybe. But in the rest of the world, no, people tend to frown upon the act of ingesting your own cum. Sorry! Now sign up at Incredible Pass to see more.

Black Snake Moan

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:29:11 -0700
His trouser snake has the characteristics of many species. It resembles a black python but moves like a desert sidewinder. It has the venom of a western diamondback, infecting its prey with an assortment of STD's. Avoid contact without protection.

Worlds Biggest Cock

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:37:39 -0700
God blesses him with a horse cock and what does he do? Turns into a tranny and only fucks men. What a waste... think of all the vaginas he could've decimated with that thing.

Bitch You Got A Yeast Infection

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 18:14:11 -0700
This is probably why you don't see that many male performers bragging about their profession... cause they all got warts on their dicks and have to eat out girls like this! Yum yums.

What Female Ejaculation Really Looks Like

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 23:34:57 -0700
If you're trying to make your girlfriend cum and you don't see a fountain of cottage cheese spurting from her pussy, then you're definitely doing it wrong.

A Good Reason Not To Do Anal

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:27:20 -0700
I know I know, all I ever do is boast about the greatness of anal sex. But we must not disregard a major downside to packing fudge - and that would be the fact that getting shit all over your cock is inevitable.

Beavis & Butthead: The Porno

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 05:49:05 -0700
The only thing missing is a cameo of that glasses wearing bitch from the show Daria. Surely I'm not the only one who wants to see her ass get torn wide open by Beavis's cock, preferably to the sound of "La La La La La you're standing on my neck."

Youporn

Sun, 31 Jul 2005 05:49:05 -0700
Stop wasting your fucking time with sites like youporn and redtube. Efukt.com has the fucking sickest and weirdest content on Earth. The jizz wiill be exiting your urethra before you even have time to whip your cock out.

Pissed Off Crackwhore

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:36:06 -0700
She's coked out and on the rag. If that isn't an invitation for AIDS I don't know what is. Luckily this skank got kicked off the set before anyone had a chance to stick their dick in festering pussy hole. The full 12 minute version can be seen in the Incredible Pass members area.

Fucking In An Internet Cafe

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:15:58 -0700
All I wanna know is how the fuck did he do that without the employee noticing? Some sort of pussy pounding stealth mode... I gotta learn that so I can fuck my hookers without waking up mom and dad.

Ouch Her Pussy Hurts

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:46:08 -0700
Big penises can be dangerous. Better be careful or they'll poke your eye out.. and maybe your cervix too.

The Biggest Vagina In porn

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:31:22 -0700
That green football in her pussy has an extremely negative effect on the appearance of her asshole. It vaguely resembles the Star Trek symbol. I'm afraid that is a salad I simply cannot toss.

Fatal Accident While Fucking!

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:21:20 -0700
Dont drive and fuck? I wish this happened on Bangbus. I tried jacking off to one of their videos the other day but it's impossible. That cameraman never shuts the fuck up. Although him going through a windshield would drastically change all of that.

Planet Of The Gapes

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:03:44 -0700
I've never actually been able to make a girl gape. My dick might as well be a pencil. Being responsible for making a woman's vagina a tad bit looser is a feeling I will never know :(

No Legs But He Still Can Fuck

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:57:02 -0700
haha what the fuck, I wanna be this guy. He fucks hotter chicks than me and he's got a bigger dick by at least 3 inches. Shit he probably even makes more too if he's on disability. Lieutenant Dan for the win.

Paid To Fuck A Fat Ugly Motherfucker

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:26:56 -0700
I'm dying to know what she charges. I'm fat and ugly just like this dude except I'm actually white.... thats gotta knock off at least a few pesos right?

She Cant Feel His Small Dick

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:45:08 -0700
His snaggled toothed girlfriend can barely feel his cock so she keeps asking for it harder but she doesn't seem to realize that there is only so much you can do with 3 inches..

Hooker Refuses To Get Off Her Phone

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:29:57 -0700
Easy solution: grab the phone & shove it up her twat. With that hole being occupied, you'll have no choice but to relocate your penis to the nearest available orifice - her anus. I call this "How To Get Anal From A Prostitute Without Paying Extra, by eFukt.com".

Caught Cheating By Angry Husband

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:30:22 -0700
From what I've read there is a longer version of this floating around somewhere. If any of you have it - hit me up! I have a sneaking suspicion that someone ends up getting their ass kicked.

TV Cameraman Spies On Horny Couple

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 02:49:31 -0700
They leave the blinds open so everyone can see them fuck. I do this as well but the majority of the girls I fuck are 300 pounds and up, so not too many people enjoy the show.

Say Hello To The Horse Cock!

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:39:23 -0700
Her reaction is priceless. I'm sensing a little bit of "oh god get it away from me" with a touch of self realization... "why do I always end up in situations like this? I'm such a fucking whore."

Pornstar Attacks Male Performer

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:21:59 -0700
Eventually one of these girls is just gonna end up biting someones dick off during a throat fuck session. Trust me, I'll be the first to post it. See more shit like this over at MEATHOLES.com!

He Can Make A Girl Cum

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:13:17 -0700
In the past few months the "how to make a girl cum" video has received over a million views. One of those viewers tested out the technique on his girlfriend and sent us footage of the results. Pretty cool! If you wanna do the same and be featured on here, send an email to efukt.admin@gmail.com. Video credit goes to "lovetodo" =)

eFukt's Biggest Fan

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:14:31 -0700
Which one of you is this? Don't be shy. I have unconditional love for all of my visitors.

Mean Sluts Ridicule Noob

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 01:41:45 -0700
This video really hits close to home. I too was once ridiculed for bustin my sloppy goo nuts prematurely. My ego was scarred and so was my penis (herpes). Watching this brings it all back. So to the Hispanic slut who was the most vocal during the humiliation: Space Dock, Strawberry Cheesecake, and a Tony Danza. All for you. All at once. See full video HERE.

She Finds The Hidden Camera

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 23:34:42 -0700
No no you're doing it all wrong. You gotta hide the camera in a black t-shirt with the lens poking out through one of the arm holes and be sure to use some black tape to cover up the red LED light. Mom will never notice! hah

Sorry Wrong Hole!

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 15:56:04 -0700
I was startled when I discovered that this wasn't yet on eFukt. It's one of the greatest porn bloopers of all time and has been making rounds on the internet for the past 5 years. Eh, better late than never.

Bosnian Slut Fucks In A Bar

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:16:11 -0700
I should probably visit Bosnia. If girls will drop their panties for dirty old scumbags like that over there, I might still have a shot at losing my virginity afterall.

Crybaby Gets Her Titties Pierced

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:22:14 -0700
The piercer should've pushed her to get a clit piercing, I wanted to see her vajayjay :(

His Penis Looks Like Jabba The Hut

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:10:06 -0700
Is that a gift or a curse? It's huge but hideous. It looks like he had about 50 of those girth enlargement surgeries where they inject a bunch of fat into your cock to make it thicker. Now his cock needs lipo.

Worlds Most Painful Dildo

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:35:19 -0700
Ribbed for her pleasure? Falcor thinks so.

Take It Easy On Her Ass

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:23:31 -0700
or you just might bust it open, similair to THIS, and dats not berry nice snarf snarf!

You Suck At Fucking My Wife

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:01:10 -0700
This guy propositioned a black man to fuck his wife, hoping to satisfy her desires for a huge cock. The black man gladly agrees but later discovers that fulfilling his role isn't as easy as he had anticipated.

2 Inch Penis Still Causes Her ANAL PAIN!

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:13:01 -0700
This dudes micro cock still manages to cause his girlfriend some pain during their anal excursion. Cant even imagine how she'd react if I stuck my 26 incher in there. Wazaam.

Drunk Chick Passes Out

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:52:31 -0700
This drunk chick takes a timeout from fucking so that she can go to the bathroom, but she doesn't make it very far. After about 3 steps she collapses and passes out on the floor.

He Wont Be Getting Laid For Awhile

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:19:43 -0700
Hey shithead, next time you setup a spycam on your skanky girlfriend, don't forget to cover up the red light.

The Price Of Sleeping Over

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:00:56 -0700
Sure dude, you can spend the night. All you have to do is suck my cock in the morning. If only that approach worked on girls.

College Couple Attempts Anal Sex

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:21:24 -0700
and fails miserably - complete with the common dialogue of the girl saying "ouch it hurts" and the guy saying "babe, it wont stay in". For some reason anal videos are always better when problems occur.

Jurassic Park: The Porno

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 06:26:53 -0700
Other films I'd like to see convertered to pornos: Dawn of the Dead, The Little Mermaid, Troll 2, Requiem For A Dream, Superbad and the board game Monoply - where if you go bankrupt you are forced into prostitution to pay off your debts. See more videos like this on Demonic3D.com

Hookers Arent Very Political

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:58:16 -0700
If all the prostitutes in America turned political, crack would be legalized and sold through vending machines. It's best we keep their faces stuffed with cock.

Analyzing The Gape

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:46:52 -0700
Back when I was 15 I'd jack off to these early 90's porn tapes and I noticed that whenever a vagina would begin to gape open, a black censor box would cover it up. It's nice to see that they stopped doing that. Now I can finally see what the inside of a vagina looks like.

Loose Vagina Plugged With Cock

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 13:21:52 -0700
Even with a big cock crammed in her twat, air still manages to get in. At first he apologizes for making her loose pussy queef, but he later LOL's.

Bad Babysitter

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:53:39 -0700
It's amazing just how many careers come to an end due to masturbating at work. My first job was at Target - fired in the 2nd week for jacking off in the pet food aisle. It was well worth it, plus I pwn3d a 10 pound bag of Meow Mix

She Cant Have Sex

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:13:19 -0700
If she can't fuck, then he can't fuck and that means his balls are probably sky blue just about now. Kidney stones are a bitch.

This Is How They Fuck In Japan

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:07:41 -0700
Ok cool but how come there wasn't any eels? and what about the octopusses? Not even any lions or homeless people? These creatures play a pivotal role in the sex lives of Japanese people. So where are they? I smell something fishy going on. Shizaaam!

Assholes Harass Ugly Woman

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:17:45 -0700
Ehh what do you expect. It's Lake Havasu and she's like 45. She's practically a grandma compared to everyone else there. If she wants to suck dick without getting booed by the crowd she's gonna have to go to a retirement center.

Goth Orgy

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:10:47 -0700
Since this was one of the most popular videos on eFukt, I decided to repost a longer and better quality version of it. I like how the anorexic goth kid wearing eyeliner has a dick big enough to put most male pornstars to shame. See more HERE and HERE.

Hey Watch Me Fuck This Slut

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 08:27:11 -0700
Look at all those wild spectators... snapping pics for their myspace. I like the one wearing the goggles and dancing with his toy shotgun. He's special.

Drunken Sex Gone Wrong

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 05:30:31 -0700
I guess alcohol isn't always a ticket to getting laid. Sometimes it's just a ticket to getting vomit all over your cock. Personally, I'll take what I can get. Click HERE for more crazy drunk porn!

Attack Of The Horny Lifeguard

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:44:34 -0700
Some college girl swimming in a river gets attacked by a beastly lifeguard, who believes the best way to save a woman is to grab her by the titties and carry her to saftey - which is 100% incorrect. You're supposed to grab her by the vagina. Dipshit.

Why Is She Crying

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 23:13:46 -0700
Is it because she was denied a medical loan to have that hideous birthmark removed from her belly? or perhaps she is crying due to the sheer size of his massive tootsie roll?

Tarantula Pussy

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:06:31 -0700
The video doesn't show it but inside of her vagina there's a scorpion that later has an epic territorial battle with the tarantual, both of which are defeated by the husbands cock. Kinky shit.

One Pump Chump

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 00:48:23 -0700
Technically 3 pumps but who's counting. Anyway I strongly reject the stigma surrounding premature ejaculation. What do you stand to gain by lasting longer? The sooner you're done, the sooner you can go to fridge and eat leftovers. That's what I do.

Pathetic Guy Begs Wife For Sex

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:08:55 -0700
WOOPS! Correction: pathetic guy begs wife for permission to jack off while filming her nasty asshole... and even at that she is still reluctant. Buddy, you're better off doing what I do - stroke it to yourself in the mirror.

Unwanted Public Facials 2

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:51:12 -0700
My friend has actually done this and I can absolutely confirm that the victims do not just fucking sit there and act as if nothing is happening at all.

The Biggest Bitch In Porn

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:28:08 -0700
Wow... can someone please just send this girl over to FACIAL ABUSE? A2M followed by a Cleveland Steamer is the modern recipe for behavioral adjustment. My therapist confirmed it.

Dual Dildo Ass Fuck

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:23:19 -0700
It looks like a man in drag but there's no signs of cock n balls. Hmm... tough call. I'm gonna play it safe and not fap it to this one... for the sake of preserving my sexuality.

Attack Of The 2 Incher

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:42:53 -0700
Oh man... that's the kinda penis that woman openly laugh about. Shit, I'm a guy an even I am LOL'ing at that shrimp cocktail. Two words buddy, FAST SIZE.

Spank That Pussy

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 11:01:53 -0700
Contents under pressure. I wonder what would happen if you poked that thing with a needle. Would tapioca pudding leak out?

How To Become A Pornstar

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:23:35 -0700
Careful! Rough sex is now the standard in the adult industry. A lengthy career in porn will cost you a prolapsed rectum, torn vagina and a shitload of STD's. I'd stick to becoming a doctor if I was you.

Kung Fu Slut

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:56:48 -0700
Today I leanred that a well placed karate chop to the vaginal section can render your opponent paralyzed, giving you ample opportunity to penetrate her most tender regions. Click HERE and HERE for further demonstration.

Extraterrestrial Orgy

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:19:42 -0700
I decided to post that last bit of the ET sextape. Elliot is probably fapping to this right now, I know I am. See more alien porn HERE and HERE.

Echo The Horny Dolphin

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:33:28 -0700
Have you guys ever played this video game? Apparently if you 'press 'down' 15 times and then 'left' once Echo will grow a dick and you can start fucking things. Time to grab the lube and bust out your Sega Genesis! See more videos like this on Demonic3D.com

College Girl Flashes Tits In Class

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:00:50 -0700
One of you eFukt fans needs to fuck a girl in the back of a full college classroom and email me the video of it. I can make you famous.

Racist Pornstar Learns About Equality

Sat, 31 May 2008 17:34:04 -0700
It's pretty rare to see any form of racism in porn, regardless of whether it's genuine or scripted. You can throat fuck a girl till she pukes but if you drop the N-BOMB it's gameover!

Cancer Girl Abused By Husband

Fri, 30 May 2008 14:22:50 -0700
Ok this is fucked up. To be honest, watching this really gave me the urge to track down her husband, beat the shit out him and save this poor girl from her painful past, but I suppose that's a job that only Maury Povich can do.

Unwanted Threesome

Thu, 29 May 2008 07:17:31 -0700
When this black guy was propositioned to fuck another mans wife, I don't think he knew that the husband himself planned on joining in. Pay close attention to the black dudes expression at the 30 second mark. He don't look too comfortable!

Not In My Pooper

Tue, 27 May 2008 15:56:17 -0700
Initially she makes it pretty clear that she doesn't want anything in her ass. But our hero Johnny Cock Rocket uses the powers of persuasion and before you know it he's making sweet love to her festering cornhole. Not exactly fap worthy but if you're like me you'll fap anyway.

Girl Tricked Into Doing Anal

Mon, 26 May 2008 09:10:00 -0700
It's Mardi Gras and this little slut has drawn in a crowd of horny men who want to stick a dildo in her ass. She agrees to it and bends over, but what ends up in her ass isn't the dildo!

Unwanted Public Facials

Sun, 25 May 2008 08:42:51 -0700
Either these woman are the worst actresses ever... or getting publicly cummed on is a common occurence in Japan and they're all just used to it. I'm going with option number 2.

Drunk & Depressed

Sat, 24 May 2008 02:01:13 -0700
This girl just got dumped by her boyfriend. She's pretty upset about it so she confides in her two black friends and believe me - these boys know just how to cheer her up!

Get That Out Of Me

Fri, 23 May 2008 02:49:51 -0700
This dude tries to stick a water bottle up his white girlfriends pussy but if you listen closely you can hear that she aint enjoying it too much.

Injured While Fucking

Thu, 22 May 2008 05:28:38 -0700
Fuck, she's gonna need a nose job now. I wonder if workmans comp will cover it. Oh wait, pornstars don't have that. Whoredom is a tough business!

Heart Shaped Vagina

Wed, 21 May 2008 07:22:36 -0700
Actually it looks more like a broken heart. I wonder what her asshole resembles. I'm guessing Jesus.

He Cums In 5 Seconds Flat

Tue, 20 May 2008 03:03:44 -0700
His girlfriend doesn't sound too happy about his poor performance between her legs. They have anesthetic creams that work wonders for premature ejaculation. I'd say buy some.

It Wont Go Any Deeper

Mon, 19 May 2008 04:30:48 -0700
Alright so last night I was on that Ask Alice site or some shit and it says the average vagina is only 6 inches deep. So I'm dying to know how the fuck does this guy fit a 2 foot balloon in his wifes pussy?

Light Bulb Pussy

Sat, 17 May 2008 23:51:19 -0700
This is probably the most dangerous insertion I've seen yet. If her pussy was just a bit tighter, the pressure would've caused the bulb to shatter and the glass would've shredded her vagina to shit. Yikes!

Disgusting Anal Bead Accident

Fri, 16 May 2008 20:29:42 -0700
Ok here is what we have: 1 drunken frat boy, a set of anal beads and a spring break slut who really needs to shit. I want you to guess what happens when the guy decides to use his teeth to remove the anal beads from her ass. He has a souveniur splattered all over his shirt =)

Heart Attack Orgasm

Thu, 15 May 2008 13:01:27 -0700
When I lost my virginity 2 weeks ago my orgasm sounded very similair to this.

Kicked While Masturbating

Tue, 13 May 2008 19:10:02 -0700
This woman comes up with the genius idea to masturbate under a horse. But the horse isn't cool with that so it kicks her in the back and tells her to GTFO.

Sex With A Cannibal

Mon, 12 May 2008 16:37:44 -0700
That's right, this chick flies to Africa and fucks a member of a cannibalistic tribe. Fake? Probably, although those AK-47's look relatively real. The amount of effort the Japanese put into their pornos never fails to amaze me. See more videos like this HERE and HERE.

Deaf Girl Wants To Be A Pornstar

Sat, 10 May 2008 19:55:04 -0700
Looks like Savvanah Jane has some competition! What next... blind pornstars? Anyway, if you wanna see the full version of this deaf chick getting fucked, then click here. It's pretty fucked up...

Fucked Up Gameshow 7

Fri, 09 May 2008 19:44:21 -0700
Anyone wanna team up with me to do our very own fucked up gameshow? All I need is Russian hookers and about two dozen piranha.

Hotdog Down A Hallway

Thu, 08 May 2008 17:11:44 -0700
There's enough room in there for my penis, your penis and 3 black men's penises. Definitely not my favorite combination but hey, it fits.

How To Eat Pussy

Tue, 06 May 2008 22:40:03 -0700
Fuck, I remember downloading this video off of Napster back in 1999. It taught me the pussy eating skills that I have today and is directly responsible for dozens of sexually satisfied BBW's worldwide.

Porn Slut Is Fed Up

Mon, 05 May 2008 19:11:29 -0700
They should use super soakers to deliver the cumshots instead. You could hit a slut right between the eyes from a good 15 feet away.

It Wont Fit

Sun, 04 May 2008 16:56:42 -0700
No matter how hard he tries, his cock just wont fit in her ass. Just do what I do, use full force and if you hear a shriek then you know you're in.

22 Year Old Loses His Virginity

Sat, 03 May 2008 14:48:51 -0700
He's 22 and still a virgin so his father put all his pennies together and bought his son a hooker for his birthday... a present weighing in at 200 pounds.

Free Blowjobs At Rap Concert

Fri, 02 May 2008 12:16:52 -0700
I'm afraid it would take a lot more than a free blowjob to get me to sit through that shitty ass concert. I'm talkin ass 2 mouth at the very least.

Porno Noob

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:43:35 -0700
This emo dude is gearing up for his very first porno shoot. He has the uncommon privilege of actually getting to choose which slut he wants to fuck. It ends with him getting poop on his dick. Nice!

The Result Of A Real Orgasm

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:51:08 -0700
Check this out. Her whole body trembles. So if this is something you want to make your girlfriend or mom do, just watch this video and learn how.

Drunk Slut Taken Advantage Of

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:36:48 -0700
Yeah this is a respost but this version is 3 times longer and better quality. She looks like she did a line of coke and downed a bottle of JD. These cocks will sober her up though.

Crackwhore Clit Piercing

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 20:57:24 -0700
This strung out crackwhore tries to spice up her cooter with a little clit piercing. This was posted along time ago on eFukt, this version is in Flash and a bit longer.

Bro Your Dick Is Broken

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:54:39 -0700
That's a pretty cool magic trick. I would imagine pissing isn't very fun though, probablly soils his pants every time he makes a trip to the bathroom.

Scalpel In Her Pussy

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:17:42 -0700
One wrong move and he'll end up cutting her vagina off. I wonder what kind of dangerous objects he sticks into her asshole?

She Loves Big Black Cocks

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:34:02 -0700
He tries to get her to say "you worship black cock" but she doesn't comply... so he thrusts even harder which leads to her having orgasmic spasms in a retard-like manner. Lovin it.

She Hates Big Black Cocks

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:45:40 -0700
This Asian isn't exactly a fan of 12 inch penises, but with a genuine lack of concern for her well being and a little bit of lubricant, his cock manages to fulfill its duty.

Orgasm Morphs Woman Into Beast

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:09:51 -0700
That man is lucky to be alive. She damn near bit his head off. I'll bet you anything she's related to this lady.

Ass Fucked By A Trailer Hitch

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 04:52:23 -0700
While watching this I found myself constantly distracted by the symmetry of her vagina. It's kinda big but symmetrical as fuck.

How To Make A Girl Cum

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 08:02:23 -0700
If your penis is insufficient, watch this video and learn how to give a girl an orgasm so big that she'll giiggle like school girl and love you forever. This would be quite a change for me, most girls just spit in my face after sex. They just can't seem to appreciate ass 2 mouth.

Monster Gape

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:27:01 -0700
I didn't know assholes were capable of opening that wide. She must shit bricks.

Girls Should Never Go To This Club

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:48:41 -0700
I wonder how much these male dancers make. Getting paid to strip girls naked sounds like the job I was born for.

The Troubles Of Making Porn

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:46:35 -0700
Apparently getting your dick hard for a hot pornstar isn't as easy as you'd think. I'd probably blow my load before even getting my cock out of my pants.

Goth Girl Gets Pierced

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:10:57 -0700
Genital piercings score you big points in the goth community. So does sucking my cock. Now get a haircut and get to work.

She Shits Herself As She Orgasms

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:51:33 -0700
When a woman has an orgasm, sometimes she loses control of her bowels and she shits herself. But I wouldn't worry, most of you couldn't give a girl an orgasm if your life depended on it. Unless you have mad penis skillz like this guy.

Vagina Workshop

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:48:47 -0700
She made a shocking discovery: Her pussy lips look like those funny things that dangle from a chicken's neck. So we got tuna and chicken. Yum, I love surf and turf.

Triple Amputee

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:51:12 -0700
As long as she can still wipe her own ass and masturbate, there is reason to live.

Overdose Of Sex

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:00:19 -0700
This girl completely loses it after being fucked by a few guys. Hmmm... I never thought a 3 inch penis could do this much damage.

Get The Fuck Off My Car

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:54:05 -0700
Hey guy... you're gonna need to take your vehicle to the car wash. It's got grandma pussy juice all over it now.

Making Porno Is Fun

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:14:47 -0700
These silly gooses take a short break from fucking and sucking to have a little lulz on set, because even pornstars need to have lulz every now and then.

Saw 5: The Porno

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:27:01 -0700
oh yes, there will be blood... and some blowjobs motherfucker!

Frosty Fuck

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:58:26 -0700
After you finish sucking Frosty off, I know some reindeer that could use a little TLC. Rudolph really needs to relieve some tension.

Her Load Is Bigger Than Mine

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:44:13 -0700
It's probably not really female ejaculate. I bet it's actually puss being drained from her infected vagina.. She probally has internal herpes lolz.

Anal Intruder

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:10:14 -0700
Her asshole is ambushed by a giant cock but she manages to evade the intruder. Her anal virginity is safe for now... until the camerman can come up with another $100.

Drunk Slut Gets Pwned

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:48:05 -0700
Shit dawg! Consuelo got knocked unconscious in the shower, now it's Hectors chance to tap that ass!

Tales Of Pussy Waxing

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:59:31 -0700
That one girl didn't even have much hair on her pussy to begin with. I wanna before and afters of a chick with a huge bush getting her twat waxed.

He Loves White Pussy

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:16:51 -0700
Jerome loses control of himself as he releases his sloppy goo nuts inside of a white woman. Hopefully her husband doesn't find out or he'll be screaming a lot harder than that.

Your Vagina Is Leaking

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:26:58 -0700
The cameraman is right. It does look like cottage cheese. I think I'm gonna puke.

You Beautiful Bitch

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:50:27 -0700
There is a new threat out there to hookers worldwide. It isn't HIV or the police, it's a dirty old man named Douglas who has made an art form out of verbally degrading prostitutes lol.

Remote Control Fuck

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:38:31 -0700
Does your girlfriends vagina smell so bad that you don't even wanna fuck her? Probably, so buy her one of these and let the power wheels do the dirty work!

Girl Gets Publicly Jizzed On

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:01:18 -0700
So this lady thought it would be fun to pose with some naked pervert sporting red face paint on the street. Bad idea! She ends up getting jizzed on and walks away in utter disgust! hahaha

Impaled By Giant Dildo

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:37:24 -0700
Look at how tightly her pussy clings to that dildo. I bet you anything that if she retracted really fast her vagina would prolapse. Yikes!!!!!

Pussy Plower

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:22:12 -0700
You gotta be fucking kidding me. Even in cartoons the Japanese have to pixelate the genitalia? LOLOL!

Skeletor Porn

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:00:53 -0700
For some reason people frown upon this. Fat people porn is perfectly fine but if a skeletor spreads her legs for the camera it causes an outrage. Shit fuck.

Creamy Vagina

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:03:52 -0700
Look, her pussy is oozing all over his cock. I bet you'd love to lick up that pussy juice you dirty fuck.

Jello Pussy

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:51:56 -0700
If it comes in blue raspberry flavor I'm going to Smart & Final and buying in bulk. Yummm.

Anal Ouchie

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 07:05:16 -0700
Put together a huge cock, small asshole and a lot of hard thrusting and what do you get? Maximus prolapsicus! She's gonna need a band-aid or two :P

Hot Chick Born With 2 Vaginas!

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:18:10 -0700
Holy shit! I've never seen anything like this before. This girl just might be my future wife. SO HOTTTT.

Pornstar Yells At Dildo Baggins

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:21:56 -0700
This pornstar expresses some pain while having a sexual encounter with a long haired girly man. I'm not sure what exactly hurt her but it sure as fuck wasn't his 3 inch Irish cock lolz

Girlfriend Feels Like A Whore

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:25:47 -0700
I think she should stop worrying about her social status and focus more on getting some fiber into her diet. Those hemroids are erection killers.

Voyeurist Films Something Awful

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:08:57 -0700
Woops she forgot to wipe! I feel bad for the sorry fuck that tossed her salad that night!

Sex & Conversation

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 07:18:34 -0700
Shaniqua Jones is cheating on her boyfriend with a guy who very much enjoys pounding her stank pussy as he chit chats with her about daily life.