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The Most Gentle Breakdown Ever

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:11:26 -0800

This girl has 1 of the nicest racks I've ever seen. But bundle that with an extremely frigid personality & you then have the biggest disappointment since Macaulay Culkin's The Pagemaster. Seriously, this chick's so uptight she wont even do a facial. It's tragic. FULL VIDEO HERE.

Turtling While 69'ing LOLOLOL

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 07:26:53 -0800

Pug-faced Hispanic drinks herself so numb she doesn't even notice when last night's chimichanga is hanging halfway out her asshole. Her laugh is as bad as her hygiene. Sounds like something Steven Urkel would emit while making love to the dude from Wonder Years. Watch this one all the way through. Full videos HERE and HERE.

Hillbilly Wants To Kill Cameraman

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:31:47 -0800

There's only one thing more futile that trying to bust a nut while watching reruns of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - and that's attempting to win an argument against a porn director whilst esophagus-deep in cock. Two boners up for the effort. Download the full video HERE.

Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 03:39:44 -0800

This girl has an emotional breakdown immediately following a facial. I initially assumed the obvious - dude must love his jumbo asparagus. But upon a 2nd viewing, I spotted a wedding band on the left hand. This is the part where I'm supposed to call her a whore. Personally, I'd rather just comfort her and smell her butt. I'm romantic like that. Full vid HERE.

OOPS! I Accidentally Sodomized You!

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 02:57:28 -0800

If there's one thing that never fails to get a fuckload of clicks - it's videos of unexpected butt love. So here's 8 of em. That's right, EIGHT, as in the number of times I defecated after eating crab wontons at P.F. Changs. Enjoy. SOURCES: #1, #2, #4, #5, #6, #8.

Webmaster Talks Fan Into Fisting Herself

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 15:05:29 -0800

Meet 20 year old Destiny. She has a knack for stuffing household products up her sweet sweet shithole, and thanks to the head honcho over @ isanyoneup.com, 2 new items just made the list - Odor Eaters Foot Spray and her brother's antiperspirant. HAHA. Profile HERE.

Clam Chowder

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 23:18:30 -0800

Check her twat at the 1.55 mark. After no more than 15 seconds of diddling her clit, shit becomes the Niagra Falls of vaginal discharge. Camera dude says it's cum. I have 5 bucks and case of diet Mr. Pibb that says it's forgotten creampie from yesteryear. Full video HERE + HERE

Innovative Approach To Anal Sex

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 16:32:34 -0800

I once beat off 11 times in a single showing of The Legend Of Bagger Vance. I thought I was special, but the truth is... you dont even know what the fuck special is till you've seen an Asian-German rectally birth a 36 inch dildo, followed by duct taped sodomy fantastico. Profile HERE.

The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin II

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:33:40 -0800

What's life's greatest mystery? god? aliens? why Lionsgate allows Tyler Perry to continue directing films? How about how the fuck this 46 year old poster boy for NAMBLA managed to pull a Russian model half his age, only to vow abstinence for half a fucking decade? Full video HERE and more HERE.

13 INCHER = RIDICULOUS ORGASM

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:59:39 -0800

Two petite Asians get the fried rice fucked out of em. All original videos + more available HERE.