Lemme Smell Yo Dick
One of the shittiest XXX films I've seen in my time... edited down to a cool 60 seconds. It's nothing amazing but fuck... it's got a plot revolving around accusations of sheep rape and worse acting than a Segal flick. How could I not post it?
Date: 6.28.10 |
Views: 1,281,299 |
Submitted By SpamSam |
Category: Vintage
When Senior Citizens Attack
Had me ROFL'ing up until the point that he started bashing her face in like Mike Tyson. That was my cue to bust out the Jergens.
Date: 5.22.09 |
Views: 1,177,961 |
Submitted By Anonymous |
Category: Vintage
Billy Fucks His Cousin
Sorry Billy, incest porn is only hot when it involves decent looking family members. Cannot fap.
Date: 5.20.09 |
Views: 1,130,998 |
Submitted By Anonymous |
Category: Vintage
Requiem For An STD
Pay no attention to them clusters of genital warts baby. Aint nothing but beauty marks.
Date: 5.19.09 |
Views: 862,229 |
Submitted By Anonymous |
Category: Vintage
Racist Porn From The 70's
Complete with a negro version of quasimoto. Warning in advance to my beloved caucasian viewers, black-on-white racism lies within!
Date: 5.1.09 |
Views: 1,529,268 |
Submitted By Anonymous |
Category: Vintage
This Pornstar Deserves An Oscar
Hey look! It's Gene Wilder, about a decade prior to his Charley & The Chocolate Factory days. Many argue his best perforamce was Young Frankenstein but I beg to differ. This has oscar buzz written all over it.
Date: 12.26.08 |
Views: 889,872 |
Submitted By Anonymous |
Category: Vintage
Maniac Attacks 2 Lesbian Sisters
This is from the 1976 classic Water Power. It's a lot like Taxi Driver, except this Travis Bickle has a little fetish for forcing woman into doing enemas at gun point. The film is actually based on real crimes committed by an Illinois man dubbed the "Enema Bandit". Anyway he's dead now, so R.I.P you scat-loving motherfucker.
Date: 11.22.08 |
Views: 2,133,348 |
Submitted By Anonymous |
Category: Vintage
Self Service
That sick motherfucker. No for real, I'm actually jealous. I tried to suck my own dick on a nightly basis from ages 12 to 19 but I could never reach. There was just too much distance between my 2 inch penis and mouth. So close... yet so far.
Date: 11.15.08 |
Views: 748,751 |
Submitted By Anonymous |
Category: Vintage
Eat Your Own Pussy!
LOL @ the dialogue and fap fap fap @ the forced cunnilingus. I love these variety videos.
Date: 10.20.08 |
Views: 2,048,483 |
Submitted By Anonymous |
Category: Vintage
But Youre My Brother Lolz
Vintage porno with incestual undertones makes me laugh. It also heightens my urge to be transported back to the 70's so that I can fuck the shit out of hippies along side mothers with beehive hairdos.
Date: 8.21.08 |
Views: 2,112,823 |
Submitted By Anonymous |
Category: Vintage
Eat My Moms Pussy!
Nina forces her best friend to eat out her own mom. That is some nasty menopausal pussy.
Date: 9.19.07 |
Views: 1,796,058 |
Submitted By Anonymous |
Category: Vintage
Motherfucker
This goofy lookin shithead tag teams his own mom with his dirty old dad. Like father, like son!
Date: 9.11.07 |
Views: 1,363,812 |
Submitted By Anonymous |
Category: Vintage
Billy Fucks His Aunt
Billy gets blackmailed into fucking his aunt. She uses peanut butter to enhance her pussy's flavor.
Date: 8.9.07 |
Views: 1,842,423 |
Submitted By Anonymous |
Category: Vintage
Family Fuck 2
Same chick from the first clip, this time she fucks the dad while the mom watches. FAP FAP FAP!
Date: 7.31.07 |
Views: 1,985,486 |
Submitted By Anonymous |
Category: Vintage
The Dangers of DP 5
First they swordfight for awhile and then they take turns cumming on eachothers cocks. You love it.
Date: 7.21.07 |
Views: 1,304,070 |
Submitted By Anonymous |
Category: Vintage
Family Fuck 1
Eighties porn is the best, anything with incestial themes goes down as a classic in my book.
Date: 7.20.07 |
Views: 2,876,175 |
Submitted By Anonymous |
Category: Vintage
Masterbation Lessons
Two girls have a sleepover and one teaches the other how to have an orgasm. Work that clit!
Date: 7.6.07 |
Views: 1,049,487 |
Submitted By Anonymous |
Category: Vintage
