Hipster: Permanently Loose At Age 18

My Papa John's delivery bro tells me body art is a form of expression. I couldn't agree more. This broads pierced nipples and tacky tattoos just scream 'my vagina has more cargo space than a Chevy Trailblazer'. And that it does laddy, that it does

Views: 434,528 | Date: 5.17.12 | Submitted By Gape Master 5000 | Category: Meat Caves Inc.

Minute Man

More like 15 second man. I miss the days of being able to blow my load that quick. After years of looking at sick porn, I'm lucky to even get it up.

Date: 12.27.07 | Views: 1,491,163 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature

Premature Ejaculation

This guy blows his load before she even puts her mouth on his tiny dick. How sad!

Date: 12.29.05 | Views: 3,039,290 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature