VIDEO: Pizza Man DESPERATE For Pussy

Very few perks accompany the Papa John's Delivery Boy employee badge, but catching a 5 second glipse at an 18 year olds clean-shaven beef fajita once out of every 4,000 deliveries makes it alllllll worth it. PROTIP: CLICK LINK + SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW VIDEO.

Views: 206,944 | Date: 2.6.12 | Submitted By Jamal | Category: Pizza Fail

Attention Whore Fail

Oodles of horny Jamaicans gather for a simulated gangbang of sorts, highlighted with WWF-style body slams and homoerotic dance moves. Shit gets rough when an ambitious Jamal Jenkins strips the starlette of her attire, erecting all donkey dicks within a 100 foot radius. Oddly enough she smiles through out, unlike this girl. Song available HERE.

Date: 12.1.10 | Views: 1,808,951 | Submitted By Greg | Category: Groped

Attention Whore In Compton

Fat assed black bitch gets swarmed by horndogs as she strolls through the neighborhood in a new swimsuit she jacked from Ross Dress For Less. At the 10 second mark you can hear someone say "yous so beautiful... I wanna cry". haha.

Date: 8.9.10 | Views: 1,431,938 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Russian Teacher Gets Sharked

Woah. No gang rape? Russia is a changin!

Date: 1.26.10 | Views: 2,320,520 | Submitted By Suey | Category: Groped

Molested At Lunch Time

This is a scene from some stupid French porno called The Image. Stars that old bitch from 101 Dalmations as some sort of empowered cunt that likes to dominate. Kinda funny but not really my cup of tea. I was raised on the notion that degradation is a man's job.

Date: 9.16.09 | Views: 1,143,875 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Get Naked Or Die

Sometimes I get hate mail over videos like this. I guess they fail to realize that by posting this shit, I'm only increasing the chances of the culprits being identified and caught. It's kinda like America's Most Wanted, except people actually watch my show.

Date: 8.24.09 | Views: 2,283,076 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

1 Girl Vs. 100 Horny Men

It's like watching the Discovery Channel. Ya know... the one where 5000 ants take down a mouse. Except this one will make your penis wiggle.

Date: 6.13.09 | Views: 1,996,038 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Strip Searched At McDonalds

It's pretty unbelievable how stupid people are. (in Kentucky). Read the Wikipedia page about this incident HERE. And some Youtube news footage HERE.

Date: 3.3.09 | Views: 2,724,127 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Show Your Tits Or Die

Fucking assholes. That's no way to treat a Honda Civic.

Date: 2.12.09 | Views: 1,228,822 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Sexually Harrassed In Public

So even sexual harrasment is now socially acceptaple but I'm still deemed a sick fuck for fapping it to reruns of The Golden Girls. Fuck that. Beatrice Arthur is a gilf, anyone who begs to differ probably couldn't tell apart a real woman from their asshole.

Date: 1.13.09 | Views: 1,523,273 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Moesha Dont Like Ass Grabbin

Bitch needs to settle down and let the boys finish takin their myspace photos. She also needs to consider laser tattoo removal. Who the fuck gets "Jamal Junior The 3rd" permanently engraved on their ass? People these days...

Date: 12.28.08 | Views: 810,096 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Groped By 50 Different Men

Put together 50 drunken college guys and a semi-naked sea donkey and you've got yourself a recipe for a not-so-consenual gangbang. But in this case the girl gets off easy with just a slap on the ass. Well, more like a 100 slaps on the ass, along with a few boob grabs but hey, her smile never fades! What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Date: 12.8.08 | Views: 2,503,582 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Get The Fuck Away From My Tits

Diane here follows orders. I like that. I wonder if she'd comply if I told her to sit on my face and giggle like a school girl? Probably not. She'd likely just bitch slap me like she did to the douche bag in this video.

Date: 10.21.08 | Views: 1,094,788 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Search Her Pussy For Drugs

I love how this is a real procedure. They do it before admitting woman into correction facilities. Imagine having that job, getting paid to raid pussies for contraband. Imagine all the treasures you could find.

Date: 9.17.08 | Views: 1,296,240 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Attack Of The Horny Lifeguard

Some college girl swimming in a river gets attacked by a beastly lifeguard, who believes the best way to save a woman is to grab her by the titties and carry her to saftey - which is 100% incorrect. You're supposed to grab her by the vagina. Dipshit.

Date: 6.18.08 | Views: 1,765,184 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Girl Tricked Into Doing Anal

Mardi Gras, 1984. This chick has drawn in a mighty large crowd of horny men who wish to stick a dildo up her ass. She agrees to it and bends over, but what ends up in her ass isn't the dildo!

Date: 5.26.08 | Views: 2,002,518 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Girls Should Never Go To This Club

I wonder how much these male dancers make. Getting paid to strip girls naked sounds like the job I was born for.

Date: 4.18.08 | Views: 2,606,463 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Party Chick Gets Groped

She doesn't mind if they grab her ass. She probally wouldn't mind if I stuck my 23 inch cock in her either. You guys can have sloppy seconds. Unless you're black.

Date: 2.15.08 | Views: 2,376,732 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Molested By The Crowd

A titty pops out and before you know it Hector & his 8 cousins are all copping a feel. This chick nearly socks one of them in the face!

Date: 2.1.08 | Views: 2,502,375 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Watchin Mom Flash Her Tits

Hey lady - next time you're gonna let a bunch of honry drunk men grope your stank pussy, try to make sure your family isn't around!

Date: 1.15.08 | Views: 1,465,155 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Stripped Naked On TV

Apparently this is from some crazy Polish prank show. If anyone has a longer version of this, please please please email me at efukt.admin@gmail.com!

Date: 9.9.07 | Views: 5,120,648 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped