Guy Fucks 18 Y/O with Syphilis Outbreak

Skip to the end. The part where he goes all Golden Retriever on her zombie crotch. If those lesions don't scream "i've had sexual relations with dogs, donkeys and/or John McAfee", I really don't know what does.

Views: 204,327 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: WTF

Too Drunk To Orgy

Meet the overly intoxicated attention whore at the party. She's a 6/10, blowing .08 now and anyone willing later. She left right after this, I hope she didn't drive. Might of left with some guy...whatever. Better her ass getting rear ended than my Honda. DOWNLOAD HERE.

Views: 1,889,078 | Date: 7.9.13 | Submitted By TonyBBQ | Category: Drunk

Drugs Make Girls Obnoxious

She's drunk, high and/or possibly retarded... all of which adequately explain why she's fucking a dude that has less hair than Mr. Magoo and singing along to shitty techo beats. The real question is... who's dick did she have to suck for that badassical Santa Clause skirt? I dig it.

Views: 3,695,068 | Date: 3.29.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Drunk

Fucking Hipsters

Views: 3,856,552 | Date: 4.24.10 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Drunk

The Hilarious Misadventures Of Drunk Girl

I tried my best to caption this but half the shit that comes out of her mouth makes no sense and after the 2 minutes of her rambling on about Totoya automobiles I got kinda tired. P.S. nice titties.

Views: 3,548,787 | Date: 9.1.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Drunk

Too Drunk To Masturbate

Normally drinking on the job gets you fired. But when you're an adult performer, it gets you a pay raise and a few extra cocks in your ass after you pass out. Make mommy proud.

Views: 1,264,308 | Date: 9.29.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Drunk

Drunk Chick Passes Out

This drunk chick takes a timeout from fucking so that she can go to the bathroom, but she doesn't make it very far. After about 3 steps she collapses and passes out on the floor. Source Real Drunken Girls.

Views: 1,633,171 | Date: 7.4.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Drunk

Drunken Sex Gone Wrong

I guess alcohol isn't always a ticket to getting laid. Sometimes it's just a ticket to getting vomit all over your cock. Personally, I'll take what I can get. Click HERE for more crazy drunk porn!

Views: 2,276,437 | Date: 6.19.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Drunk

Anal Attempt On Drunken Wife

He tries to butt fuck a passed out girl but she wakes up. So he just gives her a facial instead.

Views: 2,397,658 | Date: 8.19.07 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Drunk

Passed Out Facial

Believe it or not he's actually doing her a huge favor. Semen is great for the skin. So the next time you slip your wife a mickey and jizz all over her face, remind her to thank you in the morning.

Views: 4,120,681 | Date: 6.15.07 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Drunk