VIDEO: Pizza Man DESPERATE For Pussy
Very few perks accompany the Papa John's Delivery Boy employee badge, but catching a 5 second glipse at an 18 year olds clean-shaven beef fajita once out of every 4,000 deliveries makes it alllllll worth it. PROTIP: CLICK LINK + SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW VIDEO.
Views: 207,140 | Date: 2.6.12 | Submitted By Jamal | Category: Pizza Fail
The Most Gentle Breakdown Ever
This girl has 1 of the nicest racks I've ever seen. But bundle that with an extremely frigid personality & you then have the biggest disappointment since Macaulay Culkin's The Pagemaster. Seriously, this chick's so uptight she wont even do a facial. It's tragic. FULL VIDEO HERE.
Date: 2.6.12 | Views: 541,133 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Pug-faced Hispanic drinks herself so numb she doesn't even notice when last night's chimichanga is hanging halfway out her asshole. Her laugh is as bad as her hygiene. Sounds like something Steven Urkel would emit while making love to the dude from Wonder Years. Watch this one all the way through. Full videos HERE and HERE.
Date: 2.2.12 | Views: 756,592 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Goober Finally Loses Bukkake Virginity
Over 40 bukkake shoots and the closest this dude's come to delivering a facial was the time he soiled himself in a dark corner. But today's a game changer. Via the aid of a compassionate fluffer, this orange-haired bastard finally gets a legitimate taste of manhood. Full video HERE.
Date: 11.19.11 | Views: 1,276,210 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
LOL: Dude Kills Fly During Rough Anal
I recognize the lisp. It's the same jolly fucker from 'HARDER! Or I Cant Cum' with the unhealthy obsession for rimjobs. Glad to see he's still living life to the fullest - I.E. using your penis to bait, trap and murder insects up some hot chick's asshole. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 11.2.11 | Views: 1,177,972 | Submitted By Noah | Category: Bloopers
Hemorrhoids and Scabies aside, Tanner Mayes is a pretty hot piece of ass. Too bad she's got an ego the size of Ned Flander's cock (massive). This video is a demonstration of what happens when The Cuntinator doesnt get her way. Crazy bitch is crazy. Full video HERE.
Date: 10.25.11 | Views: 1,695,375 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Hungarian broad tries to bail on the wrong cocksmith - Steve Holmes. Dodge one load, no problem. He can work up another wad of creme brulee instantly. That's right, zro downtime. Watch this motherfucker work his magic. Full video HERE.
Date: 9.19.11 | Views: 1,375,092 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
This girl sheds many tears. Some due to the intensity of a supposed orgasm (technical term: whoregasm). Others because she didn't get a chance to chug any JD prior to filming. Three words: train fucking wreck. Forget the cash, next time pay her in Paxil. Full scene HERE.
Date: 9.6.11 | Views: 1,459,431 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
FAIL: Teacher Attempts Double Anal
Deleted scene from Un-Natural Sex 20 involving an ex-teacher looking to sacrifice the health of her colon in exchange for fame & fortune (aka $728 and maybe, just maybe, a Q&A with Swank magazine). Epic spoiler: things dont go as planned. More 'horros of porn' HERE.
Date: 9.1.11 | Views: 1,889,973 | Submitted By Visceral Venom | Category: Bloopers
This one's a crowd pleaser. Not only get to see a massive-titted pornstar unwittingly suck a shit covered wang ... but you also to get hear three seconds of my real voice. Boner inducement on all fronts. Download scat woman's full video HERE.
Date: 8.29.11 | Views: 1,217,898 | Submitted By Corey | Category: Bloopers
Rimjobs - the quintessential stepping stone to full-blown A2M. Most whores have little trouble making it over to the other side of the rainbow - but odds are they weren't paired up with some asshole that forgot how to wipe, as is this guy. Uncut version HERE.
Date: 8.18.11 | Views: 1,502,226 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
James Deen slings his gentleman juice down one mouth too many in this tragic outtake from Tonsil Hockey. Moral of the story is simple. Never leave your piehole agape when you're on the business end of a 12 inch cock. haha. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 8.10.11 | Views: 1,553,670 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Black Assholes Cause An Early Retirement
I dont know whats worse. Her having to swallow the seed of 80+ borderline homeless scumbags, or the fact that it's physicially impossible for Jamal n' Co to go more than 5 seconds without saying something ending in "stupid bitch". MORE BUKKAKE BLOOPERS HERE.
Date: 7.20.11 | Views: 1,519,301 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
CBT - it's generally the next step up for closet homosexuals that require more stimulation than what being fucked in the ass with a palm tree has to offer. I dont normally allow this type of material, but it's hard to say no to a video that features darwinism so prominently. Live & learn goober.
Date: 7.15.11 | Views: 2,282,568 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Ariana Jollee gets a tad bit emo on the set of Neo Pornographia 2 after recieving a bitchslap 'one million times harder' that what she was expecting. This quote sums it up pretty well: "this is sex, this isnt fucking beating people". I think she's on to something here. Full video HERE.
Date: 7.5.11 | Views: 1,019,245 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
The Single Most Epic Cumshot Fail
Low res versions of this have been floating around the web for some time, so this might be old for some of you. Never the less, efukt has secured the HD version... so you can now watch Sindee Jennings puke her brains out in the absolutely highest quality available.
Date: 6.19.11 | Views: 2,273,509 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Jerk Deliberately Cums In Her Ear
Missy Monroe cooks up a nonstop bitchfest after getting blasted in the ear by a bukkake boy. But the bad mood doesnt last. Come the 2 minute mark, she's more concerned with bragging to the camera about the small fortune she just got paid for swallowing the seed of 50+ degenerates. I'm filled with envy. Uncut version HERE.
Date: 6.18.11 | Views: 1,130,840 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
There's only 2 people in the world that cant tell when they're being anally penetrated. Stephen Hawking.. and this girl. She's 19, anti masturbation and dumber than a Billy Goat crossbred with Tila Tequila. She also wants to be a pornstar. God bless. Download the full thing HERE.
Date: 6.8.11 | Views: 2,356,449 | Submitted By John Jones | Category: Bloopers
Tory Lane has two rules. Dont touch her tattoos & dont beat the shit out of her face. Talk about high standards.. but this fiery eyed slut isnt fucking around . One of her costars decides to test her anyway, resulting in a brief but epic rage quit. Download full video HERE.
Date: 6.1.11 | Views: 1,545,342 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Protip: if you ever plan on standing directly behind a gutterslut that's about to get doused in chimichanga sauce... dont leave your mouth agape like a lobotomized deer in headlights. This jabroni learns the hardway. haha. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 5.9.11 | Views: 1,845,223 | Submitted By Zach | Category: Bloopers