Hipster: Permanently Loose At Age 18
My Papa John's delivery bro tells me body art is a form of expression. I couldn't agree more. This broads pierced nipples and tacky tattoos just scream 'my vagina has more cargo space than a Chevy Trailblazer'. And that it does laddy, that it does
Views: 434,275 | Date: 5.17.12 | Submitted By Gape Master 5000 | Category: Meat Caves Inc.
Ever wonder what it would be like if Arby's had an all-you-can-eat buffet? Just toss this bitch a quarter and dive head first into the moutain of vadge. The dining experince would be virtually identical.
Date: 3.26.10 | Views: 1,440,179 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Beef Curtains
Her pussy lips look like 2 strips of smoked bacon and she's sick of it. So the crazy bitch pays Apu 8k to hack her vadge into prepubescent status and calls it a day. Smoked bacon be gone!
Date: 2.8.10 | Views: 3,242,912 | Submitted By Suey | Category: Beef Curtains
This girl's actually a member of the eFukt forum. No joke. So is the dude from 1 Guy 1 Cup. We have group cybersex night on Fridays. You really ought to drop by some time.
Date: 6.25.09 | Views: 872,756 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Beef Curtains
Double decker taco. That's a lot of pussy fellas. Kinda looks like the mouth of the xenomorph from the Alien series. A wee bit nasty but I'd still let her sit on my face. Love teh Arbys.
Date: 3.25.09 | Views: 1,021,000 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Beef Curtains
I posted a video similar to this just a few days ago. Every single person who wrote me about that one felt that the starlet was really just a post-op tranny whose enormous pussy lips were the product of a manipulated ballsack. I'm not so sure myself, but as for this video - you can fap without fear. It's definitely a female.
Date: 2.4.09 | Views: 654,172 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Beef Curtains
Mmmm medium rare - spledid, my favorite. Just pass me the salt & pepper and I'll be good to go. See more HERE.
Date: 2.1.09 | Views: 1,005,999 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Beef Curtains
Her vagina looks a lot like a baseball mit, same color too. If you're gonna be 69'ing her with you on bottom, do yourself a favor and bring along a snorkel.
Date: 10.24.08 | Views: 1,038,595 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Beef Curtains
Her vagina lips looked like they belonged in an Arbys roast beef sandwhich. This was bad for her career so she set out on a perilous journey to unbeef her pussy and close the gape once and for all.
Date: 8.17.08 | Views: 1,252,637 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Beef Curtains
Contents under pressure. I wonder what would happen if you poked that thing with a needle. Would tapioca pudding leak out?
Date: 6.8.08 | Views: 1,227,050 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Beef Curtains
Actually it looks more like a broken heart. I wonder what her asshole resembles. I'm guessing Jesus.
Date: 5.21.08 | Views: 768,024 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Beef Curtains
If it comes in blue raspberry flavor I'm going to Smart & Final and buying in bulk. Yummm.
Date: 3.23.08 | Views: 738,304 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Beef Curtains
She spreads her tender meat flap farther apart than anyone else in world.
Date: 1.3.08 | Views: 991,306 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Beef Curtains
She's got an amazingly huge cunt. It's almost big enough to accommodate my 2 foot penis but not quite. Shucks!
Date: 12.5.07 | Views: 1,465,868 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Beef Curtains
More of hamburger pussy really... I didn't see any cheese. Fuck, watching this made me all hungry.
Date: 11.16.07 | Views: 1,611,890 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Beef Curtains
Meet Veri Knotty. She's dead now but back in the day she could do some cool tricks with her pussy.
Date: 4.21.07 | Views: 1,051,938 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Beef Curtains
This procedure should be mandatory for all girls with nasty beef curtains!
Date: 9.4.06 | Views: 1,133,649 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Beef Curtains