VIDEO: Pizza Man DESPERATE For Pussy
Very few perks accompany the Papa John's Delivery Boy employee badge, but catching a 5 second glipse at an 18 year olds clean-shaven beef fajita once out of every 4,000 deliveries makes it alllllll worth it. PROTIP: CLICK LINK + SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW VIDEO.
Views: 206,932 | Date: 2.6.12 | Submitted By Jamal | Category: Pizza Fail
This is actually pretty genius. Too bad it was shot in Japan, where the only thing capable of raising eyebrows is Jackie Chan doing a triple somersault directly into Lindsey Lohan's vagina. But it's okay. The lack of reactions is counteracted by a homoerotic remix of some Dr. Dre.
Date: 11.21.11 | Views: 1,164,159 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians
She's blessed with the rectal capacity of Richard Simmons. Obvious perks: 1.) balls deep penetration with Wesley Snipes 2.) forgo any and all defication for years at a time and 3.) you get to be epic drug mule. Perk #2 is where it's at. Check out her myspace HERE.
Date: 6.13.11 | Views: 1,724,710 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians
The one time Japan decides to not censor the genitals... they cast a girl with a Saarlac for a twat. Didn't see Return of the Jedi? Here's an alternative metaphor: Imagine Gene Simmons face, mouth ajar and tongue extended, reincarnated as Yoko Ono's twat. That ought to do it.
Date: 5.27.11 | Views: 1,778,469 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians
Tojo trades his neighbor a weeks worth of cup-o-noodles in exchange for a sensuous dicksuck. Here's the kicker: Tojo has the hygiene of Forest Whitaker's asshole. Dude simply does not shower. The end result is enough dick cheese to feed half of Mumbai. More HERE.
Date: 5.19.11 | Views: 1,373,765 | Submitted By Spamsam | Category: Asians
Bird? Nope. Plane? Nope. Crazy Japanese bitch soiling herself with a wet orgasm as she paraglides through Nishizawa Valley? Ding ding ding. Points for creativity but I feel like somethings missing. Eels. Octopusses. Sea creatures of that variety.
Date: 10.11.10 | Views: 1,619,550 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians
She's flat broke, has the body of a malnutritioned Ethiopian and travels via duffle bag. If those arent the quintessential ingredients for a Japanese pornstar, I don't know what is. Now save up some yen and buy a fucking happy meal already.
Date: 7.20.10 | Views: 2,283,893 | Submitted By TG | Category: Asians
Chester's awfully eager to do some butt fuckin but fears his wanky might come out lookin like a Snickers bar [bitesize of course]. Luckily this Jap has access to cutting edge medical technology - a Feces Detector 3000. Kinda gross, but I find his dedication to 'safe sex' rather admirable.
Date: 1.1.10 | Views: 2,486,152 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians
Wanna see a Mexican get fucked by a donkey? Go to Tijuana. Wanna see some over-the-hill Oriental bitch shove eels up her snatch? Go to the Philippines. Wanna see a snapping turtle go muff diving on an anorexic hooker? Me too. I've traveled half across the globe and still haven't found shit.
Date: 4.16.09 | Views: 1,632,715 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians
For a minute there, I was actually beginning to lose faith in Japan's ability to consistently create the most fucked up, ridiculous adult films known to man. Then I was introduced to the latest and greatest - 'anamorphic animal porn'. Pure win.
Date: 3.31.09 | Views: 1,616,701 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians
The Marketing Of Fucked Up Porn
This is a trailer for some Jap porno involving tentacles that closely resemble dog cock, possibly the work of H.R. Giger. I never knew they actually made commercials for this shit. I'm actually digging the high production values on this one... but as always, the blurred out genitalia puts a dent in my erection. Formal complaints shall be made.
Date: 2.24.09 | Views: 957,333 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians
Creative Methods Of Sexual Torture
Netflix sent me this one. No joke. I'm still trying to figure out how the fuck it ended up in my "movies you'll love" section. The only other shit I've ever rented off there was some Steven Segal classics and weight loss DVD's. I just don't see the connection. Anyway, the movie is called Emmanuelle Around The World, check it out.
Date: 11.14.08 | Views: 1,615,046 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians