Hipster: Permanently Loose At Age 18
My Papa John's delivery bro tells me body art is a form of expression. I couldn't agree more. This broads pierced nipples and tacky tattoos just scream 'my vagina has more cargo space than a Chevy Trailblazer'. And that it does laddy, that it does
Views: 434,248 | Date: 5.17.12 | Submitted By Gape Master 5000 | Category: Meat Caves Inc.
UPDATE: this girl actually emailed me, here's the background story - she lives in a KKK-laden town where 12 inch black wangs are the forbidden fruit. Undeterred, she sought salvation on blackplanet.com and ultimately bit off more BBC than her vagina could chew. Here's some pics she sent me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Full HD vid HERE.
Date: 2.17.12 | Views: 3,237,818 | Submitted By | Category: Amateur
Stop! You're Destroying My Vagina
You know what would've been really funny? If he had instead said STFU bish and kept pounding away. Painful intercourse always brings the lulz.
Date: 5.12.09 | Views: 1,216,064 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Amateur
I got a bazillion emails requesting the full version of this... so here it is. It's pretty straight forward. The average vagina has a depth of 5 to 6 inches. These limitations are fairly understandable, but Urkel here likes to push it. Real men let no centimeter go to waste.
Date: 3.16.09 | Views: 2,302,398 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Amateur
Attack Of The Penis Giganticus
Pretty sure this fella failed prolapse-prevention 101. When you gots a salami stick of that magnitude, you can't just sloppily plunge into a woman's stink hole. None the less, her rectum defies all odds and remains intact throughout her intense session of anal battering. A miracle of god.
Date: 2.18.09 | Views: 1,811,203 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Amateur
Your Cock Will Never Be That Big
Luckily I'll never be exposed to such humiliation at the hands of a woman, for in my hometown of Tajikistan it's a criminal offense to mock a man's penis size, punishable by decapitation via serrated butter knife. But that's not to say a woman would ever have any reason to shame my kidney cracker to begin with. Trust me, I put horses to shame.
Date: 1.17.09 | Views: 2,010,683 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Amateur
I want to be like this guy. I want to have woman begging for my cock and me be all like "lol no, slut" but I just don't see this happening. I mean right now I get rejected by everyone, including prostitutes (yes, even the black ones) so I don't know what the fuck to do. Maybe one of you will beg for my cock? C'mon, it's Christmas. Let me penetrate your holiday spirit.
Date: 12.9.08 | Views: 1,127,710 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Amateur
People Actually Pay Her For Sex
Looks like this bitch has put a price tag on herpes. It's disheartening to see Pakistan's prostitution standards sink so low. This woman looks as though she was deficated out of a John Candy's deceased asshole. Okay well realistically I'd fuck her but only if I was paid 50k in cash up front and was permitted to chant "allah akbar" as I cock slap her.
Date: 11.12.08 | Views: 785,076 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Amateur
I remember when I was younger my friends would always draw penises all over my face if I was the first to fall asleep. Fuck that. Next time I have a slumber party, I'm gonna hide a bottle of Jergens under my sleeping bag and wreak a homoerotic revenge on all of those who've wronged me.
Date: 10.27.08 | Views: 1,871,721 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Amateur
Senior Citizen Attempts 'Rough Sex'
Anally penetrating a Ukrainian hooker while watching Mrs. Doubtfire has been on my to-do list for ages, but it looks like this crazy motherfucker beat me to it. Oh well, I'll still always be the 1st person ever to receive a blumpkin whilst playing Command & Conquer: Tiberian Dawn. Wasn't easy.
Date: 10.12.08 | Views: 4,887,567 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Amateur
I found this on some website that pays $2,000 for homemade porno. I'm kinda bummed... they rejected all 3 of my personal sextapes, citing that my 2 inch penis wouldn't appeal to general audiences. Ouch! It's still a cool site though, CHECK IT OUT!
Date: 8.27.08 | Views: 4,032,286 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Amateur
Hooker Refuses To Get Off Her Phone
Easy solution: grab the phone & shove it up her twat. With that hole being occupied, you'll have no choice but to relocate your penis to the nearest available orifice - her anus. I call this "How To Get Anal From A Prostitute Without Paying Extra, by eFukt.com".
Date: 7.21.08 | Views: 1,453,672 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Amateur
In the past few months the "how to make a girl cum" video has received over a million views. One of those viewers tested out the technique on his girlfriend and sent us footage of the results. Pretty cool! If you wanna do the same and be featured on here, send an email to efukt.admin@gmail.com.
Date: 7.16.08 | Views: 1,835,850 | Submitted By lovetodo | Category: Amateur
