LOL Camwhores

Those tits look pretty weathered for a 19 year old. That aside, I give it a hearty 4 1/2 boners up. Pretty much the hottest thing I've seen since Welcome To The Rileys with that skanky delight Kristen Stewart.

Views: 104,608 | Submitted By Danny | Category: Camwhores


A Colonoscopy Before Anal

Chester's awfully eager to do some butt fuckin but fears his wanky might come out lookin like a Snickers bar [bitesize of course]. Luckily this Jap has access to cutting edge medical technology - a Feces Detector 3000. Kinda gross, but I find his dedication to 'safe sex' rather admirable.

Views: 3,643,609 | Date: 1.1.10 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians

Pocahontas Accidentally Shits Herself

An Indian prostitute that speaks in ebonics and lacks basic potty training? Some women are just born to be on eFukt.

Views: 2,136,748 | Date: 12.23.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Hookers

Scat Fail

He was promised a 2 pound turd. Instead he was given a Chicken McNugget. Those be grounds for a fuckin refund.

Views: 2,915,594 | Date: 12.21.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Stripped, Beaten & Burned

Don't feel too bad... a.) she committed armed robbery and b.) she looks like Bette Midler. Emphasis on factor #2. Read the full story HERE.

Views: 2,228,115 | Date: 12.18.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Gallery

Gang Member Of The Year

He's about as good at rapping as I am at convincing fat chicks on Myspace that my semen tastes like Ben & Jerry's cake batter ice cream. Fucking oustanding.

Views: 2,712,056 | Date: 12.16.09 | Submitted By FMS | Category: LULZ

The Headless Penis

What was once a sniper rifle is now a snubnose magnum. How'd that happen? Lemme guess... something involving farm animals and strategically placed peanut butter? It happens to the best of us.

Views: 2,050,065 | Date: 12.13.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Goth Blowjob Fail

Those are some pretty weak dicksucking skills. Looks like somebody's gonna lose their Hot Topic sponsorship!

Views: 2,660,462 | Date: 12.9.09 | Submitted By SpamSam | Category: LULZ

Orgasm Fail

Preggo girl is in the middle of cumming when her [minute] man declares that the apple sauce is en route for early delivery. She replies with a double "doo eet", which I believe means: "cum inside me so that I can finish my orgasm you twig dick motherfucker". The request didn't seem to catch.

Views: 3,445,481 | Date: 12.8.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature

Dude That's My Mom's Friend!

funny shit

Views: 3,170,889 | Date: 12.7.09 | Submitted By Bowersock52 | Category: Busted!

Babysitting Fail

I wish my parents had been as considerate in their choosing of a babysitter. For 7 years they stuck me with Ethiopian dyke that wore basketball attire exclusively. Nearly left me with an inverted penis.

Views: 4,683,341 | Date: 12.3.09 | Submitted By Stile | Category: LULZ

Hung Like Bart Simpson

Dildo Baggins here could've saved himself a lot of embarrassment if he just stayed home and stuck to beating off to reruns of Captain Planet. Now he and his 4 inch celery stick have ended up on the world wide web for all to see and laugh at. Live and learn brooo. More small cock humiliation HERE.

Views: 3,194,306 | Date: 11.27.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

10 Inches Of Terror

That raspy lookin black bitch's reaction is fuckin PRICELESS!

Views: 2,424,528 | Date: 11.24.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition