The Colombian Tickler

Meet Samantha, a pretty latina cam model and descendant of Pablo Escobar. Everything goes pretty sexy right up until about 30 seconds in and then it just gets worse and worse.

Views: 202,502 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ


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Scat Fail

He was promised a 2 pound turd. Instead he was given a Chicken McNugget. Those be grounds for a fuckin refund.

Views: 2,970,851 | Date: 12.21.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Stripped, Beaten & Burned

Don't feel too bad... a.) she committed armed robbery and b.) she looks like Bette Midler. Emphasis on factor #2. Read the full story HERE.

Views: 2,268,268 | Date: 12.18.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Gallery

Gang Member Of The Year

He's about as good at rapping as I am at convincing fat chicks on Myspace that my semen tastes like Ben & Jerry's cake batter ice cream. Fucking oustanding.

Views: 2,756,156 | Date: 12.16.09 | Submitted By FMS | Category: LULZ

The Headless Penis

What was once a sniper rifle is now a snubnose magnum. How'd that happen? Lemme guess... something involving farm animals and strategically placed peanut butter? It happens to the best of us.

Views: 2,084,655 | Date: 12.13.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Goth Blowjob Fail

Those are some pretty weak dicksucking skills. Looks like somebody's gonna lose their Hot Topic sponsorship!

Views: 2,705,450 | Date: 12.9.09 | Submitted By SpamSam | Category: LULZ

Orgasm Fail

Preggo girl is in the middle of cumming when her [minute] man declares that the apple sauce is en route for early delivery. She replies with a double "doo eet", which I believe means: "cum inside me so that I can finish my orgasm you twig dick motherfucker". The request didn't seem to catch.

Views: 3,517,240 | Date: 12.8.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature

Dude That's My Mom's Friend!

funny shit

Views: 3,223,723 | Date: 12.7.09 | Submitted By Bowersock52 | Category: Busted!

Babysitting Fail

I wish my parents had been as considerate in their choosing of a babysitter. For 7 years they stuck me with Ethiopian dyke that wore basketball attire exclusively. Nearly left me with an inverted penis.

Views: 4,737,781 | Date: 12.3.09 | Submitted By Stile | Category: LULZ

Hung Like Bart Simpson

Dildo Baggins here could've saved himself a lot of embarrassment if he just stayed home and stuck to beating off to reruns of Captain Planet. Now he and his 4 inch celery stick have ended up on the world wide web for all to see and laugh at. Live and learn brooo. More small cock humiliation HERE.

Views: 3,243,044 | Date: 11.27.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

10 Inches Of Terror

That raspy lookin black bitch's reaction is fuckin PRICELESS!

Views: 2,490,374 | Date: 11.24.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

OOPS! Wrong Hole!

I'd be pretty amazed/disappointed if that didn't at least cause a little internal bleeding. Emphasis on disappointed.

Views: 4,519,562 | Date: 11.22.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Wrong Hole

The Sherminator

Props to the ginger on his pipe laying skills. Honestly haven't heard a woman scream that loud since the time I was caught defecating in front of Blockbuster in protest to late fees accumulated on my rental of The Neverending Story 3 (director's cut). Good times.

Views: 1,428,831 | Date: 11.20.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms