The Dirty Hot Dog Trick

Party boat with a ton of college students going booze cruising. Most of the girls are naked and a hungry guy gets a free, dirty hot dog.

Views: 311,005 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

She HATES Blowjobs LOL

When you weigh as much as the couch you're nesting on... performing fellatio is practically considered "exercise". Naturally she's not a fan. What's special though is her mock enthusiasm right at the end. You can literally see calories being burned as she imitates the standard pornstar approach to sucking dick. It's mesmerizing.

Views: 1,762,414 | Date: 6.28.10 | Submitted By Thomas | Category: LULZ

Lemme Smell Yo Dick

One of the shittiest XXX films I've seen in my time... edited down to a cool 60 seconds. It's nothing amazing but fuck... it's got a plot revolving around accusations of sheep rape and worse acting than a Segal flick. How could I not post it?

Views: 1,814,330 | Date: 6.28.10 | Submitted By SpamSam | Category: Vintage

Dildo Causes Internal Damage

After straddling a butt plug as thick as a tree trunk, this chicks rectum starts oozing out blood like Owen Wilson's wrists after making another shitty movie. More death defying pussy insertions HERE!

Views: 2,359,764 | Date: 6.26.10 | Submitted By Deven | Category: Insertions

Drug Mule In Training

Everyone is born with a gift. Hers is a colon that doubles as a footlocker in between flights from Thailand to the good ol' USA. Watch in utter amazement as she demonstrates her maximum storage capacity.

Views: 1,511,877 | Date: 6.22.10 | Submitted By Jak | Category: Insertions

I Hate Cum

Compilation of various skanks expressing some serious dismay after being force fed a healthy dosage of man gravy. The first clip comes from Facial Abuse and the fat black hobo-bitch at the end that quite hilariously claimed to be allergic to jizz is from Black Vagina Finder. Enjoy.

Views: 2,879,453 | Date: 6.20.10 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Masculinity Fail

Dude sobs like a little bitch after his sexual advances get shot down by a midol-deficient camwhore. Cue theme song from .7th Heaven. No wait, scratch that. I got a much better song in mind. Watch and see :P

Views: 1,550,988 | Date: 6.17.10 | Submitted By McMindful | Category: LULZ

A Discussion On Beastiality

LOL @ Sasha Grey's brief facial expression of disgust as Belladonna admits that she's down for dog cock. Some irony to be had in the shirt she's wearing.

Views: 2,155,894 | Date: 6.17.10 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Earthworm Jim

A parasite most commonly found in dog shit has taken up residence in the cornhole of this Salvadoran hooker. Not much of a step up but what's amazing is how this dumb bitch shits it out in the middle of her pay-per-view camshow without even realizing it. NOE ES BUENO.

Views: 2,306,357 | Date: 6.17.10 | Submitted By Andre | Category: LULZ

A Random Act Of Kindness

Want hard proof that Americans are all about charity? Look no further friend. This zesty little 19 year old slut offers a mild mannered vagrant the ultimate handout - a free whiff of her soiled panties. It's generosity like this that warms my heart.

Views: 3,320,395 | Date: 6.9.10 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bums

I No Longer Hate Clowns

I was really expecting this chick to have one of those inconspicuous, slit-like vaginas.... not a corned beef gash [as depicted in picture #2]. Still hot as fuck though. She just needs to lay down some Crest Whitening Strips on that labia minora and she be aight. SOURCE: HERE

Views: 2,598,259 | Date: 6.8.10 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Gallery

Is It In Yet

Hector and his 2.5 inch pop gun (their measurements, not mine) get an earful of criticism after disappointing a gang of size queens... and nailing himself in the forehead with his own payload. Sorry friend but I think it's best you take your cocktail sausage and head on back to that stawberry field you done crawled up out of. More footage HERE.

Views: 4,852,216 | Date: 6.7.10 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Husband Of The Year

I haven't seen such misogynistic greatness since "He Hates Hookers" with the late Douglas DeMann. I dunno. There's just something infinitely amusing about women being repeatedly verbally degraded by trailer trash king pimps.

Views: 3,103,053 | Date: 6.6.10 | Submitted By Sinz | Category: LULZ