That is in fact what a girl having an orgasm looks like right??? Repeated convulsions, dophin-like squeals? Honestly, I wouldn't know. Making a girl cum with my 2 inch wang is about as likely to happen as you finding a $100 bill up the asshole of a Slovakian prostitute. Now go HERE and download the full 40 minute version of this video for only $2.95!
The first thing that came to mind was the chest burster scene from Alien. The second thing that came to mind was the giant worm-like monsters from Tremors. You see where I'm going with this? Put those two together and you have what this woman's asshole looks like. Swear to fuck I saw some teeth.
This is Lindsay. She's relatively new to the adult industry and I'm pretty sure she failed pornstar school, especially the class in which soon-to-be whores learn about the importance of using enemas prior to doing anal shoots. This clip highlights her lack of experience, as the male performer falls victim to her unprepared cornhole. Click HERE to see more of this little slut-in-training.
This dude screams as if his hand just got hacked off Blood Diamond style, either that or he just found out KFC discontinued their awesome $4.99 12 piece honey chicken meal deal. Take your pick. And sorry if this is a repost, I'm short on time. I've got a date with an 19 year old diabetic in 45 minutes. We're gonna watch Jumanji and play truth or dare at my moms house. Jealous? That's what I thought, faggot.
Really now, I've been caught doing worse things on the job. K-Mart, January 2002, thirty minutes before closing, pet food aisle. Me, Mrs. Dilworth and a 2 foot lava lamp straight out of the display case. Use your imagination.
This is from the 1976 classic Water Power. It's a lot like Taxi Driver, except this Travis Bickle has a little fetish for forcing woman into doing enemas at gun point. The film is actually based on real crimes committed by an Illinois man dubbed the "Enema Bandit". Anyway he's dead now, so R.I.P you scat-loving motherfucker.
This is from a Russian film called Philosophy Of A Knife. It's about the Japanese Unit 731... the one that pretty much spent a decade coming up with ridiculous ways to kill people. It's basically just 4 hours of torture. Fun fun fun. While we're on the subject, I'm in preproduction on a post-apocalyptic thriller about punk rock necrophiliacs. Really could use some female talent. Hit me up!
Netflix sent me this one. No joke. I'm still trying to figure out how the fuck it ended up in my "movies you'll love" section. The only other shit I've ever rented off there was some Steven Segal classics and weight loss DVD's. I just don't see the connection. Anyway, the movie is called Emmanuelle Around The World, check it out.
This woman has a rare condition known as Gigantomastia. Basically its when you grow titties bigger than watermelons and you end up having back problems for the rest of your life. Please god, create a similar condition that affects penis growth. I can handle the back pain, I promise.
I like his Chuck Norris style somersault but I have mixed feelings about the use of chocolate syrup. Sure it'll easily mask the bitter taste of her cornhole but in the end how's he gonna be able to differienate syrup from shit? It's a dangerous game that salad tossing is.