Sex Tape Failure of a Wannabe Rapper

It's "sex tape 101" with this ratchet dork that lets nothing stand in front of his delusions. Not even his dick lint, a random ice cream truck or even his mom will stop him from showing us how to make a porn. #BOSS

Views: 214,801 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ


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No Bitch I Aint Eating Your Pussy

She tries to blame the fowl taste on the lube but that doesn't really explain the cheese whiz dripping out of her pussy. Douche with hydrogen peroxide + Mentos and get on with the show.

Views: 1,379,091 | Date: 10.11.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

Butthole Damaged After Anal Sex

Here's yet another video of a woman suffering from bodily damage after granting a large cock permission to penetrate her brown eye. To be honest, I think this one is a tranny but that's besides the point. I want to know where those 2 giant raisins dangling from her asshole came from?

Views: 1,928,738 | Date: 10.10.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

This Bitch Is Naked

Views: 787,948 | Date: 10.7.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Public

Good Porn Ruined By Shitty Music

It's a porno, not a god damn fitness video. Stop adding in the shitty keyboard-generated dance music, it drains out the sound of the woman crying and gagging on cock, which is an essential part of my fap session.

Views: 2,221,285 | Date: 10.6.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

I Wanna Be A Pornstar

A few tit jobs and a little lipo, and then BAM... her vagina will be generating 7 figures annually before you even know it. It'll also be generating a yellowish discharge, depending on the severity of the Herpes and Gonorrhea that she's bound to contract.

Views: 1,182,537 | Date: 10.4.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Modifications

Ashley Blue's Shocking First Porno

Ashley Blue gets choked out in what is supposedly her first porn shoot ever. Every Muslim across the globe will be shouting Allah Akbar as they stroke their tootsie rolls to this video. Click HERE and you'll understand why. SOURCE: MEATHOLES.

Views: 2,288,646 | Date: 10.2.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Her Pussy Needs Stitches!

Cocks like this ought to be illegal, punishable by castration. Anything above 13 inches has got to go. They'll poke your eye out, prolapse your ass and leave with you a cocktail of STD's.

Views: 2,300,827 | Date: 9.30.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Too Drunk To Masturbate

Normally drinking on the job gets you fired. But when you're an adult performer, it gets you a pay raise and a few extra cocks in your ass after you pass out. Make mommy proud.

Views: 1,256,372 | Date: 9.29.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Drunk

He Can Suck His Own Dick

You think you've got it good? This dude has a curled mullet and a 7 inch cock that he can suck all on his own. Jealous right? Now before you do that semi backwards somersault, you should really read up on the dangers associated with autofellatio. Wouldn't want you to snap your neck or get some terrible STD.

Views: 1,645,945 | Date: 9.28.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Psycho Slut Spasms Out Of Control

This seems to be one of the rare instances where a woman can orgasm with little or no physical stimulation of the genitals. In this particular case, it looks like the deepthroating and/or gagging is what's triggering her orgasm.

Views: 1,982,874 | Date: 9.27.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Chef Boyardee Jizzes Upon Contact

Poor bastard, he's the real life version of the premature ejaculator from American Pie. I'd like to see him masturbate. All he has to do is poke his cock with his index finger and it's a done deal.

Views: 1,644,298 | Date: 9.25.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature

Nudist Has A Vaginal Problem

It's typical really. Nudists are all about being natural... leave the genitals exposed, armpits unshaven and when you've got a yeast infection... you let it rain.

Views: 1,417,358 | Date: 9.24.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre