He's about as good at rapping as I am at convincing fat chicks on Myspace that my semen tastes like Ben & Jerry's cake batter ice cream. Fucking oustanding.
What was once a sniper rifle is now a snubnose magnum. How'd that happen? Lemme guess... something involving farm animals and strategically placed peanut butter? It happens to the best of us.
Those are some pretty weak dicksucking skills. Looks like somebody's gonna lose their Hot Topic sponsorship!
Preggo girl is in the middle of cumming when her [minute] man declares that the apple sauce is en route for early delivery. She replies with a double "doo eet", which I believe means: "cum inside me so that I can finish my orgasm you twig dick motherfucker". The request didn't seem to catch.
Date: 12.8.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature
funny shit
Date: 12.7.09 | Submitted By Bowersock52 | Category: Busted!
I wish my parents had been as considerate in their choosing of a babysitter. For 7 years they stuck me with Ethiopian dyke that wore basketball attire exclusively. Nearly left me with an inverted penis.
Dildo Baggins here could've saved himself a lot of embarrassment if he just stayed home and stuck to beating off to reruns of Captain Planet. Now he and his 4 inch celery stick have ended up on the world wide web for all to see and laugh at. Live and learn brooo. More small cock humiliation HERE.
That raspy lookin black bitch's reaction is fuckin PRICELESS!
Date: 11.24.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition
I'd be pretty amazed/disappointed if that didn't at least cause a little internal bleeding. Emphasis on disappointed.
Date: 11.22.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Wrong Hole
Props to the ginger on his pipe laying skills. Honestly haven't heard a woman scream that loud since the time I was caught defecating in front of Blockbuster in protest to late fees accumulated on my rental of The Neverending Story 3 (director's cut). Good times.
It's crazy. On the outside, assholes all look the same. But if your rectum was to ever head south & emerge as a pinksock... you'd quickly find that much like the butt plugs in Oprah Winfrey's sextoy collection, they come in all shapes, sizes & colors. 4 years of running a porn site and that's about all I've learned.
Date: 11.11.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Prolapse
Fuck porn, she belongs in MMA.
for when Colon Cleanse just isn't enough..
Date: 11.3.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
Don't give up.... you're almost there.
Date: 10.27.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions