THAT'S NOT GONNA FIT

This goofy retard could of been cast as a dwarven wife in the hobbit movies. Unfortunately, that's not the case as she was cast for porn. She goes for the impossible with a 30 pound black dildo and fails...like a retard.

Views: 159,424 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Retard

10 Men? My Agent Said Only 2!

Sativa Rose nearly shits bricks Quepapas after realizing she's been duped into doing a quasi-bukkake. Havent seen a Mexican get this fiesty since the time i got caught sniffing second-hand chones at the local swapmeet, wearing nothing but jesus sandals. Full video HERE.

Views: 1,561,126 | Date: 11.16.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

From HOT To CREEPY In 5 Seconds

I once heard a male performer mutter "my grandma gives better head than you, suck me better or i'll pour drano down your cunt". That used to rank pretty high on my personal list of random-as-fuck-porno-dialogue. Then I saw this. Download the full video HERE.

Views: 3,696,544 | Date: 11.14.11 | Submitted By Visceral Venom | Category: LULZ

Brazillian Fucks 600 Men For Nothing!

She took in 596 cocks, ended up with a vagina blacker than Bill Cosby's stinkhole and lost a $50,000 grand prize to some Ukranian POLISH skag. But on a more positive note, she actually looks surprisingly hot when she cries her eyes out. Download the full video HERE.

Views: 4,296,562 | Date: 11.11.11 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

This Is Bad... Very Very Bad

I like how she gets a little self conscious towards the end and uses her arm to cover up, effectively sheilding dozens of innocent bystanders from her own monstrosity. Courteous, insecure and 6% Elephant Man. God bless you. Download the full video HERE.

Views: 2,453,490 | Date: 11.9.11 | Submitted By TG | Category: Bizarre

The 10 Worst Orgasms Ever Filmed

Compilation of the most obnoxious, flaccidity inducing-orgasms you'll ever witness. Longer versions for some of the clips are available as follows: #1 HERE, #4 HERE, and #6 HERE.

Views: 4,331,014 | Date: 11.6.11 | Submitted By Sinz | Category: Orgasms

LOL: Dude Kills Fly During Rough Anal

I recognize the lisp. It's the same jolly fucker from 'HARDER! Or I Cant Cum' with the unhealthy obsession for rimjobs. Glad to see he's still living life to the fullest - I.E. using your penis to bait, trap and murder insects up some hot chick's asshole. Download the full video HERE.

Views: 2,333,334 | Date: 11.2.11 | Submitted By Noah | Category: Porn Bloopers

Filmmaker Accuses Max Hardcore Of...

This is from the 2001 British documentary Hardcore, or as I prefer to call it - 'Why The Fuck Didnt I just Go To College? #748'. Apparently the director felt Max Hardcore didn't come off as a big enough misogynistic asshole on his own, so he threw in some 90's synth coupled with rape allegations. Read Max's version of events HERE.

Views: 2,095,621 | Date: 10.30.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Documentary

Biggest Bitch In Porn

Hemorrhoids and Scabies aside, Tanner Mayes is a pretty hot piece of ass. Too bad she's got an ego the size of Ned Flander's cock (massive). This video is a demonstration of what happens when The Cuntinator doesnt get her way. Crazy bitch is crazy. Full video HERE.

Views: 3,450,303 | Date: 10.25.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Dumbest Girl In Porn

Ok, maybe not the dumbest. That title has long been secured by the Korean twat from Facial Abuse that had serious difficulty understanding that incestial desires arent kosher. But there'll always be 2nd place for the special little whore that went on cable TV to brag about spreading Chlamydia, smoking crack & sodomizing costars with uncooked meats.

Views: 2,918,756 | Date: 10.21.11 | Submitted By tg | Category: LULZ

The 24 Year Old Virgin

He's socially inept and has B cup titties. How can life possibly get any worse? If you guessed 'make a porno, creep the living fuck out of the girl, blow your load in 4 seconds and end up all over the internet", you just won my inflatable Captain Planet sex doll. Download the full video HERE.

Views: 3,297,259 | Date: 10.14.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Virgins

Premature Ejaculation... LIKE A BOSS

I've never seen a man so content with having only lasted 24 seconds in the sack. His sexual prowess has the runtime of a Tampax commercial... and all he cares about is using his woman's rump roast as a bongo drum set. Bares some similarities to THIS efukt classic.

Views: 2,504,573 | Date: 10.12.11 | Submitted By tg | Category: Premature

Sybian Morphs Crazy Slut Into Crazier Slut

I'm pretty sure I've just uncovered a new dialect. I shall dub it 'crackwhorian'. Much like Spanglish - it cannot be taught, only evoked. Japanese electronics and bull whip required. Full video HERE.

Views: 3,500,207 | Date: 10.9.11 | Submitted By terrence | Category: Orgasms