Sex Tape Failure of a Wannabe Rapper

It's "sex tape 101" with this ratchet dork that lets nothing stand in front of his delusions. Not even his dick lint, a random ice cream truck or even his mom will stop him from showing us how to make a porn. #BOSS

Views: 233,553 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars II

The Romeo of talking shit is finally back, verbally defecating on the egos of every tramp that crosses his path. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ] . Download the full versions of all clips HERE and HERE.

Views: 3,316,540 | Date: 12.21.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

PAINAL: I Wont Give Up!

It's all fun n' games till you got a 14 inch dong knocking on the pearly gates of your anus. The pain hits her like a bag of Saved By The Bell VHS tapes, but this trooper refuses to quit. Some might call it desperation for a quick $450. I prefer the term 'integrity'. Full video HERE.

Views: 3,921,549 | Date: 12.19.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

The Worst O-Face You'll Ever See

Shit lady, as much as I loved you in the finale of Army of Darkness, I really think I could've lived without seeing you get fucked cross eyed by Oscar De La Hoya. This shit nearly left my cock inverted. Full video available HERE.

Views: 2,773,877 | Date: 12.8.11 | Submitted By Jay | Category: Orgasms

YIKES! Wigger Has Crazy Breakdown!

Poor chick. Freshly brainwashed by a 24 hour marathon of Pimp My Ride, she actually thought getting anally gangbanged by Jamal, Jamal, Jamal and Donatello would be fun. Thanks be to hemorrhoids, the reality check comes with the quickness. Download the full video HERE.

Views: 2,339,667 | Date: 12.5.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

He Hates Crackwhores

Full video HERE. (deleted, apparently he didn't like the attention).

Views: 1,401,165 | Date: 12.4.11 | Submitted By Michal Wlodarczyk | Category: Amateur

The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin

KEY POINTS: she has not and will not fuck - (gypsy's orders), crotch shots are strictly prohbited and vibrators... well, those are as foreign to her as a condom in a Botswana whorehouse. Filmed by the legendary pioneer of gonzo porn - Ed Powers. Download his full video HERE.

Views: 3,876,607 | Date: 12.2.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Virgins

Not Even A Minute Man

7 inch cock? Check. Syphilis free? Probably. Can make a girl cum? Not a fucking chance. Have yourself a hearty LOL as Jose's porn dreams go down the shitter faster than Steven Segal's music career. Download the full video HERE.

Views: 3,109,002 | Date: 11.30.11 | Submitted By uploaded-to | Category: Premature

Asian Stoner Has Epic Ass

She's half Korean, half Mexican. That means she's pro at math and will have around 17 kids by this time next year. Not really. This girl actually just likes to smoke weed and take pictures of her massive ass - both of which are combined today in ways you cant even fathom. OOOOH YEAH.

Views: 2,789,815 | Date: 11.24.11 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

Pussy In A Box

This is actually pretty genius. Too bad it was shot in Japan, where the only thing capable of raising eyebrows is Jackie Chan doing a triple somersault directly into Lindsey Lohan's vagina. But it's okay. The lack of reactions is counteracted by a homoerotic remix of some Dr. Dre.

Views: 2,119,526 | Date: 11.21.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians

Goober Finally Loses Bukkake Virginity

Over 40 bukkake shoots and the closest this dude's come to delivering a facial was the time he soiled himself in a dark corner. But today's a game changer. Via the aid of a compassionate fluffer, this orange-haired bastard finally gets a legitimate taste of manhood. Full video HERE.

Views: 2,647,855 | Date: 11.19.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Mildly Retarded

10 Men? My Agent Said Only 2!

Sativa Rose nearly shits bricks Quepapas after realizing she's been duped into doing a quasi-bukkake. Havent seen a Mexican get this fiesty since the time i got caught sniffing second-hand chones at the local swapmeet, wearing nothing but jesus sandals. Full video HERE.

Views: 1,561,072 | Date: 11.16.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

From HOT To CREEPY In 5 Seconds

I once heard a male performer mutter "my grandma gives better head than you, suck me better or i'll pour drano down your cunt". That used to rank pretty high on my personal list of random-as-fuck-porno-dialogue. Then I saw this. Download the full video HERE.

Views: 3,563,420 | Date: 11.14.11 | Submitted By Visceral Venom | Category: LULZ