This goofy retard could of been cast as a dwarven wife in the hobbit movies. Unfortunately, that's not the case as she was cast for porn. She goes for the impossible with a 30 pound black dildo and fails...like a retard.
The strange tale of how an alleged rapist wife beater got his penis severed and became a porn star. John Wayne Bobbitt has suffered every man's worst nightmare and accomplished most guy's wildest dream. INFO, PORN, SONG.
Remember the public library? They used to be the go-to place for over-achievers and students. Today, libraries are only frequented by the homeless and cam-whores... because, you know, free internet. PROFILE.
I am not sorry if this offends you or your imaginary friends. Just as I am not sorry for the suspension of the efukt twitter for posting Jennifer Laurence's nudes (new account here)... lol. SONG + MORE.
From the clearance section of BackPage.com comes an escort sporting bed bugs, a wonky titty, and a heart of gold. Her entire scene is just one giant cluster fuck disaster of fail and it's beautiful. Full Scene + More HERE.
Ahh, the beautiful girls that fap for internet money. It's a stressful job full of internet chat trolls and dildos that need a power outlet. Understandably they can sometimes freak out a bit. Sauce: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
Meet Alicia Silverstone's slutty stunt double with lop sided titties... I nicknamed the small one tiny Tim. Watch them in action and get an inside glimpse into the hazards and dangers of working as a pornography camera man. Full Scene HERE.
I can only imagine the lead up to this, but his girlfriend is a real keeper for going along with his crazy ass plan to film their "extreme" anal session, complete with a friggin go-pro strapped to his forehead. This is the stuff heroes are made of.
A scene gets a little too intense for Lexi when her costar bitch slaps the valtrex out of her face. After which her costar turned assailant keeps asking her "are you ok?". Full Scene HERE and more Lexi HERE.
The North Korean Augustus Gloop didn't want to be fat anymore... Infact he didn't want be a boy anymore either and like a caterpillar, that fat little asian kid became a boner inducing butterfly. WTF.