THAT'S NOT GONNA FIT

This goofy retard could of been cast as a dwarven wife in the hobbit movies. Unfortunately, that's not the case as she was cast for porn. She goes for the impossible with a 30 pound black dildo and fails...like a retard.

Views: 83,932 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Retard

Pornstar Grosses Herself Out

He sounds a little overly excited about his chocolate discovery. Did he forget that that's where his cock goes? By the end of the shoot his penis is gonna look a lot like a pudding pop. I'm not so sure I'd share his enthusiasm. Source: MEAT MEMBERS.

Views: 1,157,902 | Date: 2.2.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Meatiest Pussy Of All Time

Mmmm medium rare - spledid, my favorite. Just pass me the salt & pepper and I'll be good to go. See more HERE.

Views: 1,070,217 | Date: 2.1.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Beef Curtains

Teacher & Student Sextape

All participant are of legal age. Read the full article HERE. I like how the 35 year old teacher squirms like a virgin whenever he sticks his teenage pecker inside her - check both he beginning and the end.

Views: 2,910,178 | Date: 1.31.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Amateur

1 Guy, 1 Basketball

For centuries many will wonder - how did he do it? How did one man fit an entire basketball into his anus? Vigorous week-long training sessions? Nah. Optical illusion? Nope. Homosexual superpowers that transform one's rectum into a 4th dimension gateway? I suspect so.

Views: 1,330,946 | Date: 1.27.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions

Queefing Beauty

I think I'm in love.

Views: 1,967,131 | Date: 1.25.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

I Lost My Cellphone In Your Vagina

I have this strong feeling that she ended up passing out with that phone still lost within her vaginal abyss. Yes I can see the headlines now: "Promiscuous college girl awakens in a drunken stupor to the sound of a ringtone echoing throughout the canals of her cunt. Surgical removal was necessary."

Views: 991,960 | Date: 1.22.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions

Threesome Sabotage

Such betrayal. If you're gonna engage in multi-person hetrosexual love-making, you gotta work as a team.

Views: 1,658,805 | Date: 1.21.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Pencil Dick

Never thought I'd be so jealous of a cock shaped like a Slim Jim... and a chocolate covered one at that. Always buckle up and wear a rubber when traveling down the hershey highway, head on collisions can be messy.

Views: 1,886,214 | Date: 1.20.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Penis

Your Cock Will Never Be That Big

Luckily I'll never be exposed to such humiliation at the hands of a woman, for in my hometown of Tajikistan it's a criminal offense to mock a man's penis size, punishable by decapitation via serrated butter knife. But that's not to say a woman would ever have any reason to shame my kidney cracker to begin with. Trust me, I put horses to shame.

Views: 2,167,367 | Date: 1.17.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Amateur

Girl Gets Publicly Jizzed On

You always gotta be wary of those naked, middle aged men who like to prance about in red face paint. Snapping a few myspace photos with the aforementioned homosexual may seem tempting, but it's important you understand the risks involved. Watch and learn.

Views: 1,320,032 | Date: 1.15.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Public

Vaginal Orgasm Via Anal Sex

Guadalupe no, not on the sheets. Those are fucking Egyptian cotton. Now his whole bedroom's gonna stink like chicken of the sea for the next month and half. But maybe you can redeem yourself by clawing at his testicles a little more?

Views: 2,334,426 | Date: 1.14.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Sexually Harrassed In Public

So even sexual harrasment is now socially acceptaple but I'm still deemed a sick fuck for fapping it to reruns of The Golden Girls. Fuck that. Beatrice Arthur is a gilf, anyone who begs to differ probably couldn't tell apart a real woman from their asshole.

Views: 1,658,554 | Date: 1.13.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped