A McTitties Adventure

This girl is a saint. At some point in working fast food, you realize you'd be better taken care of in prison and take home a larger paycheck by being disabled. This day is the highest point in his fast food career for sure.

Views: 114,919 | Submitted By Duran | Category: Public

I Wouldn't Shake Her Hand

But I would stick it in her ass, assuming her clean-up measures for urban number 2's are slightly more sanitary than what's displayed in this video.

Views: 1,230,424 | Date: 2.9.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Ouch! My Cock!

Looks like women aren't the only ones to suffer injuries on the sets of porno shoots. Professional taco stuffers have a few occupational hazards of their own. I suppose that as long rectal prolapses aren't on that list, being a stunt cock is still my dream job. Full video available @ BEHIND KINK.

Views: 1,451,741 | Date: 2.5.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Pornstar Grosses Herself Out

He sounds a little overly excited about his chocolate discovery. Did he forget that that's where his cock goes? By the end of the shoot his penis is gonna look a lot like a pudding pop. I'm not so sure I'd share his enthusiasm. Source: MEAT MEMBERS.

Views: 1,158,856 | Date: 2.2.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Meatiest Pussy Of All Time

Mmmm medium rare - spledid, my favorite. Just pass me the salt & pepper and I'll be good to go. See more HERE.

Views: 1,071,382 | Date: 2.1.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Beef Curtains

Teacher & Student Sextape

All participant are of legal age. Read the full article HERE. I like how the 35 year old teacher squirms like a virgin whenever he sticks his teenage pecker inside her - check both he beginning and the end.

Views: 2,913,207 | Date: 1.31.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Amateur

1 Guy, 1 Basketball

For centuries many will wonder - how did he do it? How did one man fit an entire basketball into his anus? Vigorous week-long training sessions? Nah. Optical illusion? Nope. Homosexual superpowers that transform one's rectum into a 4th dimension gateway? I suspect so.

Views: 1,332,379 | Date: 1.27.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions

Queefing Beauty

I think I'm in love.

Views: 1,968,176 | Date: 1.25.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

I Lost My Cellphone In Your Vagina

I have this strong feeling that she ended up passing out with that phone still lost within her vaginal abyss. Yes I can see the headlines now: "Promiscuous college girl awakens in a drunken stupor to the sound of a ringtone echoing throughout the canals of her cunt. Surgical removal was necessary."

Views: 993,079 | Date: 1.22.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions

Threesome Sabotage

Such betrayal. If you're gonna engage in multi-person hetrosexual love-making, you gotta work as a team.

Views: 1,660,229 | Date: 1.21.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Pencil Dick

Never thought I'd be so jealous of a cock shaped like a Slim Jim... and a chocolate covered one at that. Always buckle up and wear a rubber when traveling down the hershey highway, head on collisions can be messy.

Views: 1,887,727 | Date: 1.20.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Penis

Your Cock Will Never Be That Big

Luckily I'll never be exposed to such humiliation at the hands of a woman, for in my hometown of Tajikistan it's a criminal offense to mock a man's penis size, punishable by decapitation via serrated butter knife. But that's not to say a woman would ever have any reason to shame my kidney cracker to begin with. Trust me, I put horses to shame.

Views: 2,169,356 | Date: 1.17.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Amateur

Girl Gets Publicly Jizzed On

You always gotta be wary of those naked, middle aged men who like to prance about in red face paint. Snapping a few myspace photos with the aforementioned homosexual may seem tempting, but it's important you understand the risks involved. Watch and learn.

Views: 1,321,532 | Date: 1.15.09 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Public