"Prolapsical Resistance"

You know the part in the first Lord Of The Rings where they're being chased across the bridge by that big firey demon and Gandalf shouts YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! Yeah I really wanted to edit that into this just as the one dude starts to experience difficulty bypassing the prolapse, but at the behest of my lawyers I ended up leaving it out. Try to visualize it anyway though. It's most excellent.

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