"How To Lose A Stripping Contest"

Unless she sucked off every member of the panel, I'm pretty sure she's going home a loser. A soar loser. Because this dumb drunk bitch tried to score bonus points by doing a Chuck Norris backwards somersault but ended up falling off the stage. Save the karate for at home lady.
Your Pussy Is Too Tight Exhibitionist Fail Bait & Switch
Do Not Want Hey Mikey, She HATES It Endless Orgasm Causes Brain Damage
Convicted Killer Hates Anal Being A Maid Sucks More Than You Know