"Sleeping Wife Gets A Facial"

I remember when I was younger my friends would always draw penises all over my face if I was the first to fall asleep. Fuck that. Next time I have a slumber party, I'm gonna hide a bottle of Jergens under my sleeping bag and wreak a homoerotic revenge on all of those who've wronged me.
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