THAT'S NOT GONNA FIT

This goofy retard could of been cast as a dwarven wife in the hobbit movies. Unfortunately, that's not the case as she was cast for porn. She goes for the impossible with a 30 pound black dildo and fails...like a retard.

Views: 75,033 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Retard

Squirt Fail 2

Shaft and Gilligan combine forces for the greater good - to quite literally fuck the pudding pop out of a $7.25 Tijuana hooker. And this my friends is why cheap motels always use floral bedding - it's essentially camouflage for shit stains.

Views: 2,469,364 | Date: 4.5.11 | Submitted By bmybmobile | Category: Porn Bloopers

Speech Disorders & Anal Sex Dont Mix

This white trash tart has a speech impediment that's left her sounding like Stan's cunt of a sister from South Park. But that's okay. The bulk of her dialogue has been limited to "ouch" and "that hurtz muddafucka". I wouldn't have it any other way. Download the full video HERE.

Views: 1,848,985 | Date: 4.3.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

Drugs Make Girls Obnoxious

She's drunk, high and/or possibly retarded... all of which adequately explain why she's fucking a dude that has less hair than Mr. Magoo and singing along to shitty techo beats. The real question is... who's dick did she have to suck for that badassical Santa Clause skirt? I dig it.

Views: 3,708,605 | Date: 3.29.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Drunk

Squirt Fail

A little KY Jelly, Egyptian cotton sheets, continuous stimulation of the G-Spot... what could possibly go wrong? I'll give you a hint.. it's shaped like a dodger dog, travels at high velocities and smells like that fat girl from Precious.

Views: 1,680,571 | Date: 3.28.11 | Submitted By Saffron | Category: Porn Bloopers

Lesbian Porn Gone Bad

Kylie Ireland flips the fuck out after champaign-laced saliva (uh-huh) breaches her meat cave and causes discomfort. With 15+ years experience in the industry... you could likely slip a Mini Cooper up her twat without her even noticing... and yet somehow a single loogie results in a tapout? Looks like menopause came 20 years early. More HERE.

Views: 1,822,107 | Date: 3.24.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Gilf Has Trouble With Anal

41 year old grandmother that A.) has less teeth than a goldfish B.) is about as good at taking cock as Mother Teresa C.) is subjected to one liners like "ya dont need teeth to take my beef" and D.) projects vomit so rank it could be harvested for biowarfare. And yes, I'd hit it. Full vid HERE.

Views: 3,143,867 | Date: 3.20.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Gangbang Fail

A dozen black dudes slated to mass pummel a 90 pound Mexiho bring production to a halt after a fight breaks out on set. Unfortunately the camera is pointed down for much of the action, so in place of flying fists we see the donkey dicks of numerous men - many of whom continue to fap as they spectate.. which I find fucking hilarious. More HERE.

Views: 2,371,412 | Date: 3.18.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

The BUSTED Compilation

Downside of being 26 and still living at home: everytime youre about to unload some nutsack chutney onto your GF's face., momma comes a knockin! And of course there's always the other end of the spectrum - mom's with foot long dongs but no time to use em.

Views: 3,238,242 | Date: 3.14.11 | Submitted By SpamSam | Category: Busted!

The Pink Taco

Up close look at a woman experiencing a clitoral orgasm, followed by some heavy vaginal contractions. Shit, I almost sound like a legitimate doctor. I wonder if anyone would take the bait if I made a craigslist post offering free gyno exams? College girls only. Worked for this guy.

Views: 1,872,268 | Date: 3.12.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Bukkake Fail

Everyone has a breaking point. Hers is 104 consecutive cumshots to the dome. Spill that much seed and she'll rage-quit your shoot and slam the fuck out of your doors like nobody's business. Some people just cant handle their calories. Download the full outtake HERE.

Views: 2,058,954 | Date: 3.9.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Derpy Derp Orgasmo Girl

Short compilation of Chloe Camilla's most over the top, ear deafening climaxes. I really wanna know... is this shit fake? or is it considered normal to perform half assed Taekwondo mid-orgasm? More of her HERE.

Views: 2,817,156 | Date: 3.8.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Damaged Goods

Director gets annoyed after discovering the star of his young/innocent themed porno flick is actually a post-crackwhorian guttertramp with a horrendous tattoo right where it counts. That's like casting Steven Segal in a drama about terminally ill lesbians. Some things you just cant pull off, no matter how big your ponytail is. More blooper shit HERE.

Views: 2,447,377 | Date: 3.4.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers