Horribly Catchy Musical Pornography

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In Russia, a fake farm equipped with disco lights and some thot lip syncing catchy dance music while fucking for 20 minutes is quality porn. I'm not totally convinced, but the song does have a 'pavlov's dog' effect on my boner now.

Uploaded 02/05/15 LULZ

Cum Hating Pornstars

The supply of seminally apathetic women is never-ending.

1,359,002 views 09/07/23 Cum Haters

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1,457,153 views 12/23/21 TheMagicMuffin Amateur

Energy Drinks and Alien Sex

A caffeine addicted, amateur paranormal scientist returns home after an experiment to make contact with beings outside of earth has presumably failed.

1,507,369 views 02/21/20 Pure Taboo LULZ

Lonely Arab REALLY Wants Free Head

Working the graveyard shift usually sucks Golden Retriever dick, but it's not entirely absent of perks. During my tenure at the 24 hour Rite Aid, I enjoyed a 10% increase in pay and unadulterated access to the ice cream station. But as for complimentary blowjobs from tresspassing prostitutes... that one's all up to this smooth talking Apu.

2,293,635 views 02/19/12 LULZ

Her G-Spot Is In Her Butthole

This actually starts off as a painal vid, but much like Cuba Gooding Jr.'s acting career, that only lasts for about 14 seconds. From there on it's all pleasure, and by 'pleasure' I mean nervous system-disabling assgasms so hot even Stephen Hawking would pop wood.

7,663,029 views 11/30/12 Double View Casting Favorites

Milk and Cereal

You could throw a football in her asshole and hit nothing but net. She has the Mariana Trench of colons and today she's pushing the limits of pornography, breakfast, and ass sphincters all at the same time.

3,192,581 views 07/09/15 EvilAngel Gape

POWER OF CAWK

I feel like this has some deeper meaning than a porn parody of the exorcist. I just awed at it like it was a Salvador Dali painting or some shit, trying to figure out how my existence had brought me to this point.

1,849,521 views 09/18/17 Parody

Creating the Perfect Woman

There's just no forgetting you did something like this. Their throats will be forever agaped. The chronic oral queefing has already set in. They're essentially walking, talking whoopie cushions and yet... they remain in good spirits. I like dat in a partner.

2,096,005 views 09/08/18 Sexually Broken LULZ

How To Get A Trucker Fired

They've been hauling 10 tons of Chinese door frames across the country for about 8 hours straight and the nicest thing these guys have seen so far is Esther from IHOP. So, I can't really blame them much for their behavior.

7,722,031 views 11/05/15 Gallery

Bath Salts = INSANE SEX

This is essentially a hybrid of THIS video + THIS video, or in more comprehensive terms: 3 parts female empowerment, 141 parts bat-shit fucking retarded. ENJOY.

5,661,686 views 06/12/12 LULZ

The Rarest Amateur Video on Earth

You'll notice a piece of this was already in BB4. Once I found out who this girl was, the deep dive had to begin. These are clipped from what's left of the only couple I've ever seen actually wipe their history off the Internet. They were masterbrookssub, and all that's left is a few tumblr remnants of them trying to market what I can only refer to as "Chris Brown Porn".

1,735,452 views 11/14/22 Extreme