"Rejected... LIKE A BOSS"

Dude gets mega blue-balled after his water-buffalo of a girlfriend bails on him mid-coitus, leaving him and his lukewarm boner on a curb in downtown Newcastle. He deals with rejection the same way I dealt with the intro to season 2 of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch..... FAP.


She Fucks Moolionairs Voyeur Fail Attention Whore Fail The Virgin of All Virgins
LOL: Dude Kills Fly During Rough Anal Pocahontas Accidentally Shits Herself Accidental Anal Devirginization Shy, Scared & Fucking Beautiful
Fuck Me Like You're Mad Barebacking Gone Wrong OOPS! I Accidentally Sodomized You! Comfort Fail
The Viewers Of Efukt The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 5 A Colonoscopy Before Anal Happy Ending WIN