"Rejected... LIKE A BOSS"

Dude gets mega blue-balled after his water-buffalo of a girlfriend bails on him mid-coitus, leaving him and his lukewarm boner on a curb in downtown Newcastle. He deals with rejection the same way I dealt with the intro to season 2 of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch..... FAP.

Hung Like Bart Simpson Enthusiasm Fail Sybian Morphs Crazy Slut Into Crazier Slut I Pwn3d Your Virginity
The Most Gentle Breakdown Ever College Class On Fisting Pornstar Drops 'N' Bomb Squirt Fail
Seduction Fail Anal KO! Double Fist = Instant Orgasm Erectile Dysfunction... LIKE A BOSS
Husband Of The Year Umm... Where's The Condom Cockblockers She HATES Blowjobs LOL