"She Shits Bigger Than John Candy"

Assuming Del Taco and Exlax would be willing to lend me their sponsorship, I'm confident I could beat her record. None the less, I must tip my hat to the she-beast responsible for this mammoth turd. She has a bright future in the scat porn industry. Actually, judging by the girth, I'd say her career opportunities extend as far as quadruple anal fisting, but that's a whole different ball game.

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