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I got a bazillion emails requesting the full version of this... so here it is. It's pretty straight forward. The average vagina has a depth of 5 to 6 inches. These limitations are fairly understandable, but Urkel here likes to push it. Real men let no centimeter go to waste.
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The victim of professional thieves. They jacked both her underwear AND her anal virginity. Low value items but still... that just aint right!
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Prolaptic standoff between Falcor and Mr. Spaghettios. I love this shit.
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DIY abortion? Or is he just trying to add a little spice to their sex lives? I know a fella that stuck a jar up in his ass with the same intentions. Didn't work out too well!
Date: 3.13.09 |
Views: 466,539 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Insertions
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Check out that fucking crater between her two boney ass cheeks! I reckon my face would fit in between there perfectly :P
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If this doesn't land me some epic death threats, I don't know what will. Listen up fellas, if you really wanna behead me that bad - simply direct your camels to Jumeirah Beach, Dubai. I'm the naked white guy on the laptop, most distinguishable by my crooked penis. You have about 3 and half hours. Don't forget the machete!
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The storylines on these Japanese pornos are really hard to follow. I vote less plot and more eels.
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I'll give you a hint - it's a vegetable that shares it's name with an incredibly shitty nu metal band whose fans always wear black nail polish and amazingly have smaller penises than myself (sub 3.75 inches). This is too easy.
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What a pussy. Giving up after just 15 seconds. Never let a little fecal matter interfere with your sensual lovemaking. Ya gotta adapt. It's called ass 2 mouth. I invented it.
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You know the part in the first Lord Of The Rings where they're being chased across the bridge by that big firey demon and Gandalf shouts YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! Yeah I really wanted to edit that into this just as the one dude starts to experience difficulty bypassing the prolapse, but at the behest of my lawyers I ended up leaving it out. Try to visualize it anyway though. It's most excellent.
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This is one of the most coveted videos of all time - the uncensored version of the McDonalds strip search prank call scam involving 18 year old Louise Ogborn - who ultimately sued the fast food chain for millions. If you're not familiar with the case - check out this news coverage. The Dumb Motherfucker award of the year goes to the heavyset gentleman who was duped into believing that a police officer would actually request that a suspect do nude jumping jacks in attempt to recover a missing purse. You dumb motherfucker you. Enjoy prison fatty.
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Whenever she makes the unfortunate decision to reproduce, I bet you the doctors in the delivery room will just have her stand up and let gravity take it's course. The little fucker will fall right out.
Date: 3.2.09 |
Views: 1,067,254 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Insertions
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I caught my ex-girlfriend masturbating once after months of reconnaissance. At first I was all like "HAHA I finally caught you! Yussss!".... but then it occured to me - she rather fuck a piece of plastic than sleep with me. What a fucking insult.
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I don't have this problem anymore. I stopped wearing rubbers about 4 years ago after a rather embarrassing incident in which one slipped off mid-intercourse and got lost up in the vaginal abyss of this skanky chick I met at the arcade. Condom was MIA till the next morning when she basically poo'ed it out of her twat during a bathroom break.
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